Chapter 1812 Uncle and Nephew
In response to the teddy bear's uncooperation, Cai Gen directly resorted to violent measures.
He reached out and grabbed the furry ears of the teddy bear and shook it vigorously.
“Don’t kid me.
Don't kid me.
Don’t follow me”
The teddy bear felt that his ears were about to burst, and he quickly begged for mercy.
"Boss Cai, stop first, I'm not kidding.
I really just know the perfect world.
No, I actually don’t know anything, I just heard the word perfect world. ”
Um?
Cai Gen stopped shaking, but his hands did not leave the teddy bear's ears.
"Time, place, characters, and background are all indispensable."
The teddy bear got rid of Cai Gen, but for fear of hurting him, he could only lower his head and talk, a bit groveling.
"As for the time, I forgot how long it was.
However, it must be before the wheel of life stops spinning.
At that time, our brothers had just changed jobs and moved to the west, and the official establishment had not yet been established, so we worked as guards for a period of time. ”
guard?
I work as a security guard in Heaven and a guard in the West. They have the same type of work.
What was in Cai Gen's heart was revealed directly without hiding it.
The teddy bear blushed for a moment, feeling that he had been underestimated.
“Boss Cai, don’t think too much.
Guards are not security guards, that is the highest honor.
Because what we serve is the ancient Buddha Deng Deng, the teacher of the Tathagata.
That is, Maud Lian’s master, the most important past Buddha of the three Buddhas”
"Okay, let's get to the point. I don't despise you."
"I remember that day, it was the third day of March.
The main leaders in the west all went to attend the Peach Party.
Our brothers have just changed jobs, so they are definitely not qualified.
Even if you don't change jobs, you are not qualified.
Ah, yes, let’s get to the point.
I remember that day, there was a little wind but not too much, a little rain was just right, lightning and thunder were not too noisy, it was a pretty ordinary day.
Taishang Laojun is here.
Just as Tianting and Xidian were having a party together, Taishang Laojun arrived at Xidong and came to the door of the ancient Buddha of Lantern. ”
When mentioning the ancient Buddha of Ran Deng, Banzhijia came over.
When Taishang Laojun was mentioned, Yang San also came over.
In addition to the original circle of people, the teddy bear happened to be surrounded in the middle, as if the kindergarten teacher was telling a story.
Cai Gen felt that the atmosphere was not right. These people seemed to be a little too curious, right?
"After Taishang Laojun comes, of course we brothers will not dare to stop him.
It's just that you have to do something where your responsibilities lie.
Especially when I met the senior leader of my former unit, I felt extremely panicked.
It’s really not a glorious thing to change jobs, and you will inevitably be criticized.
As a result, guess what? ”
"Axiong, if you continue to interact with me, I will take you to the toilet."
Cai Gen tried hard to think of the most vicious punishment and threatened the teddy bear.
"Hey, it turns out Taishang Laojun didn't make it difficult for our brothers.
He also smiled at us.
Some of our brothers were moved to tears. Not the kind of silent tears, but the kind of touching feeling of kneeling on the ground and crying loudly.
Taishang Laojun, who has such a high status, has no sense of family status and implements Buddhism and Taoism as a family so thoroughly. What kind of magnanimity is that? Tolerate the world.
Then, under the cover of the cries of the three brothers, I squatted at the base of the wall.
I am so curious. Taishang Laojun chose such an important day to avoid looking at the ancient Buddha. There must be gossip, no, there must be a reason. ”
Even though he knew that Taishang Laojun had a high status and that the ancient Buddha had a high status, he risked his life to squat on the wall and eavesdrop. Cai Gen was also convinced by the teddy bear's gossipy heart.
For the sake of gossip, I would sacrifice my life and forget my own death.
Moreover, he is very skillful and knows how to let his brothers cry to cover up.
"Boss Cai, guess what I heard?
No, I didn’t ask, I’ll just go on. ”
The teddy bear naturally makes two sounds, deeply restoring the conversation at that time.
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, you're here, I'm almost blind."
Laojun said: "Why panic? Didn't everything go smoothly?"
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, where is the success? I feel like I am being roasted on the fire every day."
Laojun said: "You have to endure the roasting. Who asked your master to mess it up?"
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, is my master in good condition?"
Laojun said: "Senior brother, he is mainly guilty, mentally unstable, and his work is not good, and he has failed to live up to that person's expectations."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle, my master is too serious. The requirements for a perfect world are so high, how can we achieve it?"
Laojun said: "Shut up, you and I can't judge the perfect world."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, I was wrong. It's just that the progress is not going smoothly and it is very difficult."
Laojun said: "Of course it is difficult, otherwise senior brother would not have failed."
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, the world is now deeply poisoned by the seven desires, and there is a long way to go to educate the world. Especially if there is an endless supply of benevolent people, we can touch the threshold of a perfect world. I have no confidence."
Laojun said: "My nephew, I know it's difficult for you, but there's nothing I can do about it. Who made our Taoism fail this time?
What's the matter, it's useless for those who don't get started. Those who get started will start to hide from the world and practice, focusing on becoming gods and leaving the human world.
In vain, my senior brother has worked hard and passed down many cultivation methods, but they have all been used in the wrong way.
Nephew, you are our last hope, we must hold on.
There are not many benevolent people left. Once the wheel of life stops, the foundation of eternal life will be destroyed in one day. ”
Ran Deng said: "Uncle Master, please stop putting pressure on me. We are already in a state of distress here.
Recently, there has been a rush for quick success. People are impetuous and eager to try. Many extreme thoughts have begun to appear. It is difficult for me to suppress them. ”
Laojun said: "Everything must be looked at from both sides. There is a benefit to haste and there is a benefit to slowness.
You make up your own mind, I can't participate in your decision, otherwise senior brother won't be able to hack me to death if he finds out.
Now that he has fallen ill, he sharpens his axe, and he becomes very emotional and thinks of hacking them all to death. ”
Ran Deng said: "I really want Master to chop me to death, so I don't have to worry."
Laojun said: "Is saving worry the purpose? If you save worry, what will you do in the human world? What will happen to the wheel of life? What will happen to the three realms? You have to hold on, I will take good care of you.
If you have any difficulties, tell your uncle. Although I can't solve it, I can chat with you.
Or, you can vent your anger to the four idiots outside the door, especially Chiguo, who resists beatings very well.
Isn’t that right, Chiguo? ”
The teddy bear subtly imitated what he heard.
“Boss Cai, when I heard this, I fainted from fear. I don’t know what happened next.
Anyway, since then, we have been organized and sent down to the human world.
This is me, hearing all about the perfect world. ”
Cai Gen nodded seriously and looked at the people around him who were paying close attention.
"Do you all understand?"
Everyone nodded and looked like they were suddenly enlightened.
Cai Gen is so happy, it’s great to have this group of partners.
"Okay, then someone can explain it to me, I don't understand."
(End of chapter)