Chapter 1844 Spectacular Fountain
Is it really hurtful to speak too clearly?
Cai Gen doesn’t think so.
After all, he already has a big heart that can face any blow.
Who else can hurt themselves?
"Brother Qiu, just tell me directly, God of Bitterness is also very pessimistic about me.
I think I am simply not qualified for this job.
That’s why I tried my best to prepare for me, and filled up all the bafu I could.
It makes me indestructible, both physically and mentally.
Thank you so much for taking such great care of me.
In fact, I'm not bad either. I've been safe and sound along the way, haven't I?
Is there anything I haven't done yet?
Of course, this is all related to the proper arrangements made by the old man Kushen.
I have also exerted my subjective initiative, although not much.
Don't underestimate me or I will surprise you.
I was surprised, I was shocked, I couldn't eat it and I walked around. ”
The more Cai Gen talked about it, the more excited he became. Sure enough, he admitted that he was nothing and was not that uncomfortable. His mentality was obviously different.
Self-confidence without reason makes oneself feel that everything is taken for granted.
Cai Qiu looked at Cai Gen's condition and nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, Cai Gen, it seems that you have initially integrated this Vajra Heart.
You can say such shameless words without blushing or heart skipping a beat.
Yes, just have this kind of unreasonable self-confidence, maintain this state, and face the beating of reality.
Although I don't think highly of you, I still hope you can work hard. ”
Grab the bamboo shoots!
What Gai Qiu said is to win the bamboo shoots.
It was really damaging, but when Cai Gen heard it, he felt nothing at all.
If he could face all criticism calmly in the future, Cai Gen felt it would be more worthwhile than learning Ruoshui.
"Well, okay, Brother Qiu, I just think you are encouraging me, thank you.
If there is nothing else to do, I will go back first. There are a lot of things at home. ”
With that said, Cai Gen opened his eyes directly without giving Gai Qiu a chance to speak.
It was a feeling of a dream within a dream. Cai Gen had experienced it many times and opened his eyes again.
Before opening his eyes, Cai Qiu seemed to have said something, and Cai Gen couldn't hear it clearly, but Gai Qiu's expression was very strange, as if he was watching his own joke.
I can open my eyes. Are there any jokes for him to see?
Before I could even think about it, the roar of a huge machine came from my ears.
"Ah, third uncle, you woke up so soon?
The plane has just taken off and we haven't reached the intensive care unit yet? ”
Xiao Sun roared into Cai Gen's ears, fearing that Cai Gen couldn't hear clearly.
Cai Gen looked at the big heads of Xiao Sun and Lang Jiahao in front of him, and looked at the sky outside the helicopter window out of the corner of his eye. He seemed to have fallen down and woke up not long after.
From this we can judge that when entering that space, the flow rate of time is also different.
Cai Gen felt that half a day had passed, but it turned out that only ten minutes had passed outside.
It was his first time to ride in a helicopter, and Cai Gen’s curiosity was immediately overflowing.
He sat up suddenly and leaned against the window to look down.
As a result, Cai Gen instantly felt a splitting headache and his whole body felt bad.
He sat up violently and fell even harder.
"Damn it, Boss Cai, is this a fake corpse?"
"Don't fart, my third uncle is not dead. Are you trying to trick me into a dead body?
Third uncle, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?
Is it altitude sickness?
No, the altitude here is not high. ”
Cai Gen endured the pain in his head, staring at Xiao Sun with red eyes.
"Notify your family and delay for a few days.
Ask Tamamo to come back and come back.
By the way, don’t forget to bring Azhu with you.
And”
Before Cai Gen finished speaking, he closed his eyes again and lost his breath.
Lang Jiahao looked at Cai Gen who was dead again with a look of surprise on his face.
“Oh my God, Boss Cai is really extraordinary.
Even if you are lying to a corpse, you will not forget to say your last words, and even if you die, you will not forget to return home.
How obsessed is he with money. "Xiao Sun touched Cai Gen's heartbeat. Sure enough, he was breathless and nodded deeply.
"My third uncle's obsession, if it could be embodied, he could create several life wheels out of thin air.
Master driver, please drive slowly. After a while, my uncle was jolted and woke up. ”
Master driver?
Drive more slowly?
Lang Jiajun, who was sitting in the driver's seat and flying the plane, was sweating on his forehead.
The guy at the back is using a helicopter as a bus.
Cai Gen opened his eyes again and looked at Gai Qiu in front of him.
"No, Brother Qiu, what do you mean?
Are you reluctant to let me go?
Or do you want me to chat with you?
How about I give you a senior phone and call me when you have nothing to do?
There are a lot of things going on outside, and I really don’t have time to talk nonsense with you. ”
When Gai Qiu saw Cai Gen reappearing, it was like seeing a big joke.
He laughed so hard that he rolled on the Arhat bed.
"I told you not to worry, you are disobedient.
How about it, are you back again?
What is this called? If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you.
I don’t know why you are so anxious. You are anxious to get started before you have even finished listening to the product introduction.
Are you in that hurry? ”
Halo, where is the product introduction?
Did you violate a usage taboo?
Cai Gen completely ignored Gai Qiu's ridicule and looked serious.
"Brother Qiu, I was wrong, what happened just now.
If my guess is right, will I die again? ”
Cai Qiu completely ignored Cai Gen's feelings and laughed for a long time before stopping.
"It doesn't count as another death, it can only be regarded as shutdown protection. You are overloaded."
Such modern vocabulary, coming from Gai Qiu's mouth, although very scientific, feels very inconsistent.
Cai Gen could only listen and try not to get distracted.
In fact, I don’t care if I am distracted.
"Why am I overloaded?
Is it because of weight?
Or is it because blood lipids, cholesterol, and uric acid are too high?
What indicator is overloaded? ”
Cai Gen was just talking nonsense, but Gai Qiu actually nodded.
"It is indeed over the standard, but the blood pressure is too high.
You know the function of the heart, right? ”
Cai Gen rubbed his head vigorously. The headache he had just now still partially remained. It was really indescribable, as if his head was going to explode.
"The role of the heart?
Is it to store my kind heart, preserve my noble soul, and..."
"Wait a minute, Cai Gen, can you stop being so metaphysical.
To put it bluntly, the heart is a blood pump, do you understand?
Do you know the water pump used to change the water in the fish tank? ”
Metaphysics and science always switch back and forth like this, who can stand it?
Cai Gen nodded helplessly, indicating that he understood.
"Okay, now you have a diamond heart made of a golden apple.
It's like replacing the water pump in a small fish tank with the water pump in the Four Gorges Dam.
What do you think the consequences will be? ”
This metaphor is really good. Although Cai Gen doesn’t know how big the pumping machine of the Four Gorges Dam is, the flow rate should be amazing anyway.
"Is changing the water in my small fish tank more efficient?"
"No, your little fish tank will not be able to withstand the pressure and explode.
That's pretty much the situation you're in now.
Other hardware can't keep up, and the heart pumps too much blood, so your body makes you fake death and suppresses your heartbeat as an emergency protection.
Otherwise, the blood will rush out from the top of your head in just one heartbeat.
As spectacular as a fountain, old and bloody. ”
This
Cai Gen was dumbfounded, and then his brain twitched.
"Well, how spectacular can a fountain be?
You tell me clearly. ”
(End of chapter)