Chapter 1994 Dry red mixed with Sprite
Cai Gen kicked Di Shitian on the ground and felt that his mouth was full of sand.
No matter how you think about it, it doesn't make sense. Someone must be playing with you.
But, there is no evidence.
In other words, all the evidence in one place is full of flaws.
He let out a long sigh and lit a cigarette.
Cai Gen smoked one cigarette, then the next, and half the pack of cigarettes was gone.
The demonic miner's lamp never went out again.
It's right to think about it, if everyone is dead, what's the use of turning off the lights?
If the lights are turned off again, it will be the finale.
Cai Gen did not dig a hole when all the corpses of his companions were gathered together.
I found some coats and covered everyone up.
Turning around, I thought about walking back and finding Naqi first.
After all, in Cai Gen's heart, Na Qi can be regarded as someone to rely on when he has no choice.
However, after taking only two steps, a light suddenly came on behind him.
Cai Gen slowly turned around and looked in the direction of the light.
On the city wall, a spotlight lit up.
Yes, it's a spotlight, illuminating the entire city like Liu Laogen's big stage.
It should be said that this city wall is not low, it is always twenty or thirty meters long. From Cai Gen's perspective, it is not possible to see it fully.
However, as if they were afraid that Cai Gen could not see clearly, the city wall bent down and set it at an oblique angle, completely exposing the city head to Cai Gen's field of vision.
Let me go. Is it so considerate?
Are you so considerate when you go on stage to sing?
In the center of the city, under all the spotlights, there was a wooden four-wheeled cart with a person sitting on it.
When Cai Gen saw this man, he was so shocked that he dropped his cigarette.
He is dressed in Hanfu, with long flowing hair, a silk scarf on his head, a crane cloak, and a feather fan in his hand.
Even sitting down, you can see that he is very tall, eight feet tall, and has a very majestic appearance.
This
Cai Gen subconsciously grabbed the line.
"Ge Liang? Are you Ge Liang?"
The people at the top of the city were stunned. They didn't expect Cai Gen to take the initiative to speak.
Is my style so recognizable?
Seeing Zhuge Liang in a daze, Cai Gen continued.
"I am your uncle, your uncle Liu, do you remember?
Nephew Ge Liang, please come down quickly and let me take a look.
I miss Baidi City so much.
Is your blood sugar still high?
Have you suffered from gout recently?
Do you insist on having seafood and beer for every meal? ”
Zhuge Liang, the gunman at the top of the city, seemed a little panicked by Cai Gen's question.
He nervously fanned the fan in his hand and answered subconsciously.
“I usually drink red wine when eating seafood.”
“Doesn’t drinking red wine raise blood sugar?”
"The dry red I drank was not sweet."
"Then you drink dry red mixed with Sprite?"
"No, do I need to mix it with Sprite to drink dry red wine?"
Cai Gen slapped his thigh fiercely and pointed at Zhuge Liang at the top of the city.
"Look, you're exposed.
You don’t even know that if you drink dry red wine, you have to mix it with Sprite. You are definitely not Zhuge Liang.
Who are you, stop pretending. ”
Zhuge Liang's forehead was sweating.
No matter how hard I try, I can't figure out the inner connection between drinking dry wine without adding Sprite and Zhuge Liang's identity.
"Who I am is not important.
I have never said that I am Zhuge Liang.
Actually, I am Sima Yi. ”
Cai Gen slapped his thigh again and laughed a few times.
"That's right, that's what I said.
This plan of empty city is definitely not Zhuge Liang's.
It turns out you are Sima Yi.
So, let me ask you, should you drink Niu Er Dui Sprite? ”
Sima Yi was deceived by Cai Genwen again.
He threw the fan to the ground impatiently.
"What the hell, how much did Sprite give you?
Why do you mix Sprite with everything you drink?
No, why are you asking me?
Who said it was an empty city strategy?
Look, who is this? ”
Before he finished speaking, another spotlight came on, illuminating a position next to him.
Yuanyuan was tied up with five flowers and hung at the top of the city. "Husband, husband, please save me."
Um?
Is there still a role for his wife?
Cai Gen was a little unable to answer the question for a while.
He was as irritable as ever and didn't give Cai Gen much time to react.
Another spotlight shone down, and Cai Tuantuan was hung on the other side.
"Dad, dad, help me."
Oops, my wife and son are here.
Sima Yi at the top of the city sneered sinisterly.
"Cai Gen, even if you don't care about your wife, don't you care about your son?"
Cai Gen couldn't help it and laughed again.
How anxious are you?
Have you cut the film?
"No, Mr. Sima, since when did you hear me say that you don't care about your wife anymore?
It's not normal, you're threatening me with my wife.
Then I disagreed and said that if my wife is gone, I can marry a young girl.
You see, I don't care about my wife, so I took out my son and threatened me.
In fact, these are not the point. ”
"What's the point?"
"The point is, you didn't say anything threatening me at all.
You killed all my friends.
I moved my wife and son out again.
Always tell your purpose, right?
Why are you doing this?
Are you trying to force me to do something?
Or to coerce me into not doing something?
There is an explanation after all, right?
What's the point of just starting to go through the process if you don't have any explanation? ”
Sima Yi on the top of the city nodded in agreement.
I think what Cai Gen said makes sense.
It seems that I have never expressed my intention.
Damn it, Cai Gendui's Sprite thing was all messed up.
The plan was quite good.
Could it be that I am getting older and have Alzheimer's disease?
Following Cai Gen's example, he patted his thigh in annoyance.
"Okay, let's start over."
As he said that, the spotlight on Yuanyuan's head went out.
The spotlights all went out.
Even the spotlight on Sima Yi's head went out.
Everything returned to how it had been at the beginning, it was dark again, only the outline of the city wall.
Damn it, Cai Gen’s mentality suddenly collapsed.
How about starting over?
"Cai Gen, hurry up.
Pretend to turn around and leave so I can make an appearance. ”
Finding Cai Gen stunned on the spot and motionless, the goods on the city wall became anxious.
Cai Gen shook his head helplessly.
"Something's wrong. If we want to start over, let's start from the beginning.
Since my group just arrived here.
Otherwise, the plot would be incomplete. ”
"Oh, it's really troublesome. Why are you so busy?
Okay, okay, do it again. ”
Before he finished speaking, the dead bodies that Cai Gen had put together began to move.
As if pressing the rewind button, all the friends came to life.
No matter how they died, they were all standing next to Cai Gen intact.
It's like nothing happened just now.
However, Cai Gen didn't think so. He didn't even look at his companions and ran towards the city.
While running, he slapped his chest with the bone-cutting knife.
"Your uncle's, your uncle's, your uncle's."
With the chopping knife, Cai Gen grew up in the wind.
Three meters, five meters, ten meters, twenty meters, until it becomes a little giant.
He jumped up high and kicked the guy at the top of the city.
"Damn it, Cai Gen, if you don't respect martial ethics, don't you mean to start over?"
"Come here, uncle, you are playing tricks on me. Even three of you are not enough."
With this kick, the city collapsed directly. Whether it was the four-wheeler, Zhuge Liang, or even Sima Yi, they were all buried in the ruins.
Cai Gen looked at the gap at the top of the city again. His wife and son were gone.
I turned around to look at the group of friends who were pretending to be corpses, but they were all gone.
In the entire space, only myself was left.
Hey, do you still want to add drama to yourself?
(End of chapter)