Chapter 2050: Three Miles Against the Wind
He chattered three heads, and what he was thinking about was definitely not Cai Gen's problem.
What he was thinking about was what evil he had done to meet such an unruly person as Cai Gen.
If it were any other person and he found out that he was the third prince of Nezha, he would be terrified, surprised, or afraid.
There is no one like Cai Gen. Apart from asking questions about Twitch, he just dislikes his own smell.
But when it comes to smell, I really want to die.
Shi Huozhu was not treated as well as Cai Gen and could only cover his nose with his hands.
He approached Cai Gen and said hello to Cha Cha first.
"Ah, isn't this the Third Prince? Welcome.
The last time we met was during the Life Wheel.
I still remember the vigorous figure of your fortune wheel. It really demonstrated your indomitable spirit and self-sacrifice for benevolence. You are definitely a role model for our generation.
Since you voted in the Wheel of Fortune, we have launched a seminar on learning the spirit of Nezha, and I have written a paper of more than 100,000 words for you.
Today you reshaped your body and caught up with Boss Cai. It was a double blessing.
Welcome the return of the third prince. After this busy period, I will be your host to take care of you. ”
After flattering Chatter, Shi Huozhu began to reveal his smooth nature.
After all, Cai Gen's question was very confusing and tricky, and it was really difficult to answer.
"Boss Cai, your view is a bit one-sided.
The three heads are integrated and represent different perspectives.
The field of vision of a head, after years of research, is one hundred and twenty degrees.
Then three heads provide a 360-degree full field of vision.
Besides, the Third Prince's six arms are specially prepared for group battles.
If you are in the enemy's camp and surrounded by enemies on all sides, you can reveal your advantage of having three heads and six arms.
I remember that the third prince had six weapons in each of his six arms, which seemed to be the demon-slaying sword, the demon-slashing knife, the demon-binding rope, the demon-subduing pestle, the hydrangea, and the fire wheel. ”
Speaking of this, Shi Huozhu looked at the empty chatter and felt that what he said was a bit redundant.
"Ah, the third prince is very particular about people and obeys the rules. He didn't bring anything with him.
But it doesn't matter, don't worry, with Boss Cai here, it won't be a problem.
After you join the team, Boss Cai will never let you go empty-handed.
On the way here just now, the spoils were divided, but Boss Cai didn't pick it up. ”
Cai Gen felt that there was nothing wrong with what Shi Huozhu said. He was one of his own people when he joined the gang, and he really didn't pick things up.
But wasn’t what Shi Huozhu said nonsense?
How can the god you created not be with you?
But, should I take it with me, where is this Durian Man?
It tastes a bit disgusting.
Besides, Nezha's combat prowess is comparable to that of Xiao Sun, but his ability to cause trouble is no worse than that of Xiao Sun.
If you compare Yang San, Xiao Sun, and Nezha together, Yang San is still a good baby.
Originally, Chicha was just a naughty child, but now he has awakened and become Nezha, how can he go to heaven?
Cai Gen suddenly thought of another thing and couldn't figure it out.
“Chacha, something is wrong.
You are of the bloodline of shamanism, how could you awaken Nezha from heaven?
I'm not a hairy guy. Isn't this a mess?
Then if you become a Dana in the future, will you be considered a shaman or a celestial being? ”
Cai Gen's question is even more tricky than the three-head question just now.
It’s really hard to answer Cha Cha, but Nezha is easy to answer.
After all, Chatcha is still young, and Nezha is an old guy.
No matter how much he acts like a child.
"Little Piggy, there is no need to talk nonsense like this in the future.
After my rebirth this time, many things have been decided.
Cai Gen, from now on I will neither be a shamanic person nor a heavenly person.
If you revive me, I will be yours.
It just so happens that Stinky Monkey and Three Eyes are also with you.
We, the Big Three, can finally get back together again. I'm so happy. ”
This was said to be acceptable, and it also showed his attitude. They are all old friends and easy to talk to.
However, Cai Gen still shook his head.
"Chacha, if you live, I can be considered worthy of your father Guan Tata.
When you get out, you'd better be your shaman's successor.
My temple is too small to accommodate a great god like you. Cooking a meal for you is an act of desperation, and it's not my intention.
Therefore, you don't have to feel like you owe me anything. We are even, we don't owe each other, and you don't have to feel any psychological burden.
When you go out from now on, bathe frequently, practice hygiene, and live your life well. ”
Chatter was stunned for a moment, wondering why Cai Gen pushed himself out?
Others are also puzzled. Which song is Cai Gen singing?
Xiao Sun was the one who thought about Cai Gen the most, so of course he stood up without giving in.
"Third uncle, he is Nezha, the Nezha who makes trouble in the sea. He is not a little brat, nor a cat or a dog.
This is the time when we are employing people. Even if he can't withstand big things, it's better to be cannon fodder. ”
Although Xiao Sun was chattering for help, it was hard to hear.
Chacha's face changed immediately, and he couldn't hold it back any longer.
"Smelly monkey, what the hell"
"Shut up, you three-headed monster, why are you talking to my father-in-law?
Don’t you understand Haolai’s words?
Don’t you even understand? ”
Of course Yang San helped his father-in-law find his identity and participated directly.
The three chattering heads took turns glaring at Yang San.
"Three-eyed monster, why do you have the face to yell at me?
I, the dignified Third Prince of Nezha, when did it become someone else’s turn to pick and choose? ”
Yang San immediately laughed.
"Be content, three-headed monster, it would be nice if someone picked you.
Don’t you know that you are standing up to the wind and stinking for three miles?
You stink so much. ”
It’s over, it’s heartbreaking.
I stink, how can I not smell the chirping?
The last time I reshaped my body, I used lotus flowers.
That comes with its own body fragrance.
Looking at myself now, the durian has reshaped my body, and it stinks to the core.
Could it be that Cai Gen doesn't want to keep him because he smells bad?
It can't be such a superficial reason, right?
"Cai Gen, no, Uncle Cai, are you pushing back because of my taste?"
Cai Gen nodded seriously.
"Chacha, I own a restaurant. If you mess with me, will I still be able to do business?
As long as your nose is not blind, you can't stand the smell of cake, right?
I hope you can understand.
In a cold place like Iceland, the smell takes a little longer to spread.
Spring has begun in my hometown. As soon as you enter the community, the windows in the entire community have to be closed. Do you understand? ”
This
It's really a flaw. How about combat power? It's a mistake to exist.
Chacha took back its three heads and six arms and returned to its original appearance.
But the smell has not diminished, and it seems to have become his own aura when he chatters, which is very strong.
With a frustrated look on his face, Chicha squatted down, looking really worried.
At this time, Xiao Tianmao came out.
"Master, he is destined to be under your hands. The threads of fate are already entangled. Do you have to go against fate?
Thinking about this journey, is there anything that is normal?
The stone monkey turned into a water monkey, maybe it was fate.
It's fate that Saburo's Heavenly Eye turned into a sissy.
It must be fate for Nezha to become the Durian Man.
Master, I must remind you.
In the past, every time you went against fate and struggled a little, you would be counterattacked by fate, all with critical damage.
For example, you are terminally ill.
For example, entering the underworld in groups.
For example"
Cai Gen waved his hand, signaling Xiao Tmall to stop talking, and led everyone into the car.
“Chacha, don’t get in the car, just make do with Wu Sheng on the roof.
By the way, can you fry stinky tofu? ”
(End of chapter)