Chapter 2068 Thor is not serious
As soon as Cai Gen and the others stood up from the ground, they were knocked down again by the shaking of the earth.
There was no struggle at all, just lie down wherever you fell.
Cai Gen lay on the ground, looked at the source of the vibration, and thanked Naqi's eight generations of ancestors in his heart.
Where is the waste here?
If this is trash, then what do the people around me count?
The space is large and empty. The green grass on the ground and the dark clouds in the sky form a huge contrast.
The overall feeling is quite depressing.
On a plain, a peak stands abruptly, surrounded by cliffs as if cut with knives and axes.
The top of the mountain is also strange. It seems to have been chopped off. It is a huge platform.
On the platform, there is a huge Western chariot, being pulled by two huge goats and running in circles.
On top of the chariot stood a burly giant. His appearance was unclear, but he must be very rough.
The red beard on his face is quite conspicuous, and it looks like a flag waving from a distance.
He waved a hammer in his hand and kept hitting the chariot, causing a loud noise and shaking the earth.
Cai Gen wanted Na Qi to find him a piece of trash, but the result of such a piece of trash was really unexpected.
I don't know if people like myself have been discovered, but it seems that they chose to lie on the ground, which is quite wise.
"Luoji, what's going on?
What is that? You have a bad temper? ”
Luoji seemed to be afraid of being discovered, so he crawled next to Cai Gen and used Cai Gen to cover his face.
"Brother, my dear brother.
I beg you, can you please keep your voice down?
If he finds out, we're doomed.
That's Thor, the second goddamn person besides Odin. ”
Thor?
Does he have a red beard?
Cai Gen felt that he must have been misled by the film and television works, and actually thought that Thor should be a handsome young man.
As a result, he is such a rough old man, his beard can be tied into braids, and he is so slovenly.
"Luoji, according to his seniority, isn't he your nephew?
Why are you so afraid of him?
It's not your character. ”
Loki seemed to have been touched a painful point and was helpless.
"Brother, in my family, there is no respect for seniority, let alone respect for the elderly and love for the young.
It all depends on strength. Without strength, there is no status. Even Odin's own father is not able to do it.
This Thor has no brains and is a beast driven by emotions.
One was unhappy and beat and scolded me.
Don't give me a chance to fool him at all.
By the time I used my strategy, he had already finished the fight, and I had nothing to do.
But I still can't beat him.
Did you see that Thor's hammer was given to me?
He also has a power belt around his waist, which I gave him.
He also has power gloves on his hands, which I also gave him.
I just committed a sin and created this war machine for the Asa Protoss.
However, if he was not promoted, Odin and the Asa clan would not be able to rule the nine worlds, nor would they be able to trigger the Twilight of the Gods.
Hey, I have no choice but to dig my own grave. ”
Cai Gen finally understood. If you want to destroy Odin, you must let Odin reach the top.
If you want to reach the top, you need to rule the nine worlds.
If you want to conquer the nine worlds, you need a war machine like Thor.
The side effect is that Thor always bullies Loki, which is really a bad fate.
"Third uncle, he is Mao's war machine.
This Thor, the God of Thunder, is a bit unorthodox. ”
ah?
Cai Gen looked at Xiao Sun who was lying next to him.
"Xiao Sun, how do you tell that he is not serious?"
"Third uncle, he is wearing a wedding dress, a lace white wedding dress, can't you see it?
Who is such a serious man wearing a small skirt? "Cai Gen laughed out loud. Although his eyesight was not as good as that of Xiao Sun, he still saw the white touch on Thor, God of Thunder.
The armor I originally thought was reflective turned out to be a lace wedding dress.
"Xiao Sun, you don't understand this. The soil and water support a person.
Maybe here, the wedding dress is the supreme armor?
Don't look at everyone through a fixed lens.
We need to look at the world with tolerance. Maybe their Nordic world is just so perverted.
Right? Falling chicken? ”
Loki's face looked very ugly, as if he suddenly thought of something and suddenly realized something.
"No, brother, we are not that perverted.
Or maybe Thor is the only one who's so perverted and the rest of us are different.
Don't get me wrong.
I think the fact that he is wearing a wedding dress has something to do with his unbearable past. ”
Cai Gen's curiosity was immediately aroused.
"Is it the sin of the original family to fall into the trap again?
Did he suffer any unspeakable trauma when he was a child? ”
Luo Ji's face turned dark, and he didn't know what plot Cai Gen had imagined.
"Brother, please control your imagination, it's not what you think.
Think back to the beginning, Thor, the God of Thunder, as the great enemy of the giant family, crushed the giants to death.
The giants used a trick to steal Thor's hammer.
Thor lost Mjolnir. Is that the God of Thunder?
The combat power is damaged.
At this time, as a half-giant, I have to come up with a solution.
We have found Selium, the leader of the giants, and let him make some conditions.
Selium's grandson was so big-hearted that he asked Freya, the love goddess of the Asa clan, to be his bride before he could return Thor's hammer.
I haven't even touched Freya, the goddess of love. How dare Selium's grandson care about her? Do you think it's irritating?
However, for the sake of Thor's hammer, I had no choice but to agree.
On the wedding day, I temporarily asked Thor to become the bride, put on a wedding dress, and got married instead of Freya.
Everything went smoothly. After the wedding ceremony, it was time to enter the bridal chamber. I proposed to take out Mjolnir as a witness.
Selium's heart was already flying, and he didn't refuse at all.
Thor got Mjolnir, transformed into the Bloody Bride, and bloodbathed the wedding scene, killing everyone who saw him wearing a wedding dress.
I just have to run fast, otherwise I will be silenced.
It is estimated that Thor wore a miniskirt once and became addicted to it, and has been embarrassed to wear it again.
Ragnarok, after he was poisoned by Jormungandr.
The state of his soul completely let himself go, releasing his natural tendency to wear small skirts.
However, this is the territory of the Warner Protoss, Vanaheim.
Why is Thor here?
Is it for the Sword of Victory?
Damn it, such a big obsession? ”
Cai Gen's teeth were sore after hearing this, and he couldn't help but have a lot of misplaced emphasis in his heart.
"Isn't Thor's hammer coming at your fingertips, no matter where it is?
Why can't giants see the male and female in a wedding dress?
Thor, God of Thunder, likes small skirts. Is it an exception or is it a blood inheritance? Is it common to Odin’s lineage?
If the Sword of Victory is a sure-win attribute, why don't you hold such an artifact in your own hands?
Luoji, did you ask Thor to dress up as a cross-dresser? Was it a plan or a deliberate move to induce his fetish for small skirts?
And”
Luo Ji was dumbfounded. He looked at Cai Gen in the wrong way. What kind of emphasis was this?
"Brother, I'm convinced. I don't know. I'm a fool. I don't understand anything. Please don't ask me."
"Luoji, I saw you, grandson, if you dare to show your face, you big traitor, I will kill you."
Thor, who was on the top of the mountain, either because of his good eyesight or because he sensed Loki's aura, suddenly roared.
He raised Mjolnir high and inadvertently fluttered the lace on his cuffs, which was very elegant.
Then, a thunderbolt fell from the sky and struck everyone in Cai Gen.
(End of chapter)