Chapter 2077 The Beat of Thunder Sword Song
After Wang Goosheng changed the song, he became more proficient.
The sword danced so well that it matched the rhythm perfectly.
"Cai Gen, listen carefully, even though it is a trial lesson on Lei Fa, it is full of practical information.
The essence of cultivation is not to be missed. If you miss a word, it will be your loss. ”
Oh, let me go, Cai Gen is tired of it.
Isn't this something you understand?
Do you need to reiterate the important point?
Of all the courses, the trial class is definitely the essence.
That is the bait for fishing. You must spend a lot of money, otherwise who will take the bait?
"The practice of Thunder Method is divided into three steps.
The Five Thunder Evil Dharma, the Five Thunder Zhengfa, and the Five Thunder Dao Dharma are collectively referred to as the "Five Thunder Zhengfa."
In the Five Thunder Method, thunder is yang, thunder is yin, and yin and yang combine to form thunder.
The thunder relies on the Sun of the Palace of Heaven, and its majesty relies on the Taiyin of the Yue Palace, while the gods rely on the Nine Emperors of the Beidou to govern.
It controls the energy in the heaven and earth, and it is also the thunder.
The thunderbolt governs the affairs of heaven and earth.
The combination of misfortune and blessing is like thunder.
Cardinal Assistant, Thunderbolt.
It governs yin and yang, takes pictures of the earth, and acts like thunder. ”
Cai Gen nodded, feeling that what Wang Gou Sheng said was true. He heard it was an orthodox cultivation method, even though he didn't understand a word of it.
But it feels like it should be that way.
"At twelve o'clock, the twelve divine generals take turns to perform their duties.
Hai is a Dengming general, and he has the god of Jinliang;
Rong is the chief general of the river, and he has the god of heaven under him;
You are the chief general, and there is the Jade God below;
Shen is a teleport general, with a Tianma god under him;
If you are not a good general, there will be gods from heaven;
At noon, there is a victorious general, and there is a horse god below;
He is already General Taiyi, and he has the Heavenly Chariot God under him;
Chen is the general of Tiangang, and he has the god Tianshu below him;
Mao is the general of Taichong, with three gods under him;
Yin is a meritorious general, and he has a good god;
Chou is a good general, and there is a purple god under him;
The son is a divine queen general, with the god Xuanshu under him.
Where are the twelve generals?
Do you have to ask me to name you? ”
Wang Gou Sheng held the sword and turned it around several times. He didn't know whether he really saw it or sensed it. He kept using the sword randomly, as if he was having a seizure.
Several times, the sword pointed at Cai Gen, which shocked Cai Gen.
asked Shi Huozhu in a low voice.
"You, fourth uncle, what kind of monster are you doing?
What about asking God? Or sign up? ”
Shi Huozhu also lowered his voice and said.
"Originally, my fourth grandfather had twelve divine generals under his command. Think about it, he is already a Zhenwu Emperor. How can he not have four beams and eight pillars under him to take care of his food, clothing, housing and transportation?
Even Yang San returned to the Six Monsters of Meishan. As an emperor, he had twelve divine generals accompanying him, which was not too much. ”
Cai Gen felt a little envious.
"The emperor's standards are high, twelve hours, and the division of labor is clear.
But, Azhu, what does it mean when he reads the duty list again? ”
"This may be a habit.
What if he is reincarnated? If he is nearby, it won't hurt to call him out.
It's a matter of hitting three poles if there are dates or not, just try your luck. ”
Wow, is the reason so simple?
Halfway through the class, I felt it was unseemly to not have a teaching assistant, so I started calling for help?
Not to mention, it was like a shooting star, and twelve people flew over. It was not impossible, but it was an unexpected surprise.
I shouted and pointed for a long time, but there was no response at all.
Wang Goosheng was a little disappointed, it seemed that the assistant coach would not be coming.
Played with the sword again, a pretty cheap sword.
"Cai Gen, have you digested what you just said?
Our trial classes are relatively compact, so if you don’t understand anything, ask immediately after class.
Let's move on to the next process.
What's the next process?
Yes, a ten-breath duel.
That Thor, I'm ready to keep track of time.
See how I can make you fly into ashes and annihilate in ten breaths. Thunder sword song, starting posture. ”
As soon as he started to speak, Wang Goosheng stopped his sword dance, took out his mobile phone again, and changed to a fast-paced song, a bit like rap.
At the same time, Wang Goosheng smiled slightly at everyone's surprised looks and explained.
"If you don't play songs or talk about the atmosphere, I won't be able to catch up.
Here it comes, it’s good this time, this is the beat.
Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, one
Look at the flowers early and see the flowers late. Look at the flowers early and late but not see the flowers.”
After rapping for a while, Wang Goosheng waved his hand towards the God of Thunder on the top of the mountain.
Thor, the God of Thunder, understood it relatively simply. No matter what drama Wang Gou Sheng added to himself, it was nothing more than a spell to release magic.
At first glance, it is extremely weak. It is not a magic spell, and the only one who needs to sing is the younger brother.
However, for the sake of caution, Thor, the God of Thunder, also mustered up a lot of caution.
To prevent any accidents.
As a result, a small thunder exploded on Thor's face.
It's like a child's game of throwing cannons. If there are just a few sparks, they are gone.
If nothing else, it didn't break Thor's red beard.
Wang Goosheng didn't care at all about the results there, he was completely focused on his own beat and the lyrics in his mouth.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, two
Two bowls of rice, a cup of tea, a simple meal for a poor family"
With the same rhythm and the same posture, a small spark flashed on Thor's face again. It was a bit reluctant to say that thunder was not even a battery.
Thor was teased twice in a row and became more vigilant.
As the second combat force in the Nordic world, it has rich combat experience.
There is a strategy, which is to feint attack several times and take advantage of the opponent to relax his vigilance and deliver a big, fatal blow.
Cai Gen looked like something was wrong.
Who would sign up for a trial class like this?
That little spark is not enough to light a cigarette, how dare you call it a thunder method?
As if feeling Cai Gen's contempt, Shi Huozhu quickly explained.
"Boss Cai, don't underestimate that little spark.
Under such conditions in the human world, it would take three to five hundred years to develop such a small spark.
Let’s not talk about the power, nor the rhythm. Let’s just talk about the distance. No cultivator in the world can achieve it. ”
Um?
Cai Gen was stunned. The focus was not on power, but on distance?
Wang Goosheng is at least one kilometer away from the Thunder God Thor on the top of the mountain, right?
It’s not like this group of people are comfortable amplifying the sound. They are huge and have difficulty speaking.
So what is the practical use of learning this thunder method?
Is it to light a cigarette for someone one kilometer away?
I can't say it's not great.
If you see your boss taking out a cigarette one kilometer away, you can light the cigarette one kilometer away, which is really impressive.
In other words, as long as the boss is within one kilometer of you and smokes, you will definitely be the one to light the fire.
However, even though Cai Gen thought hard, he didn't think there was anything impressive about it.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, three
The car’s water is half a pot, and a good wife will boil it for the rest of the world to drink.”
Thor, the God of Thunder, endured and did not move.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, four
Your field, my field, the world helps me grow money.”
Cai Gen endured it and did not move.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, five
You have 50,000, he has 8,000, and I will string the money together”
Thor, God of Thunder, still endured it and did not move, letting sparks fly from his face.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, six
As fellow practitioners, we share the same hardships and teach you how to plant golden lotuses from fire."
Cai Gen put the cigarette in his mouth, but no one lit it.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, seven
I’ll give you my life in exchange for yours, you see if it’s worth it or not.”
Cai Gen felt that he couldn't wait for the spark to light the cigarette, so he lit the cigarette himself.
Thor, the god of thunder, couldn't help it anymore and felt that the time was ripe.
He slammed Thor's hammer out and pointed it right at Wang Gou Sheng's chest.
Wan Gou Sheng is still there.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo yo, eight
Damn it, grandson, you don’t have martial ethics and you promised not to fight back.”
(End of chapter)