Chapter 2088: Dead Taoist Tactics
When I heard there was going to be a fight, Chat Chat was the most active.
His previous job responsibilities as a pioneer have already formed muscle memory.
Chacha took the lead and rushed over with a toilet brush in hand.
To say that Wang Gou Sheng got the Sword of Victory, he should give the assigned dagger to Chi Cha.
But Wang Gou Sheng has been sleeping, and he has a tight grip on things, and even Chat Chat can't grab them by force.
Therefore, his six-clawed fish-like arms were still holding toilet brushes, rags and other daily necessities, and he ran towards the Valkyrie with his teeth bared.
Valkyrie is indeed very naive and doesn't understand what Cai Gen and the others are struggling with.
I don’t even understand what they are talking about, and they are still waiting for Cai Gen to pack her up and take her out of this dimension so that she can go to the God King.
As a result, an alien was sent out. What does it mean to run up?
Does it need to be cleaned and quarantined before being packed up?
Is that fat bald man so particular?
So is this cleaner a servant?
It definitely is.
"Go away, stinky trash, don't touch me."
Halfway through Chicha, he heard Valkyrie scolding him, and he got mad on the spot.
He jumped up more than ten meters and stabbed the Valkyrie in the mouth with a toilet brush. He might have wanted to do a test, but there was absolutely no sympathy for her.
The Valkyrie didn't tolerate him, so she took out a four- to five-meter-long sword from behind, and she didn't know where it was hidden.
Weapons are every inch longer and stronger.
Compared to a large sword, a toilet brush is not long enough, so it is not as strong.
Chatting was stopped by a big sword when he was halfway, but he was not surprised at all. As a veteran who has been on the battlefield, he didn't pay attention to things like Valkyrie at all. He just kept thinking about how much energy to invest. .
"Smelly bitch, the third prince is doing this to give you face.
Do you still dare to resist?
However, the more you resist, the more I will”
Cai Gen turned his back to the battlefield and couldn't listen anymore. He must have picked up the wrong lines.
Quickly turn around to remind Chat.
"Chacha, don't go too far. Your performance is inconsistent with your simple image.
It’s not easy to help you establish a naughty persona.
Don't let your ruffian's true intentions be ruined.
Be more restrained and it's okay to just pretend.
Quick victory. ”
Cha Cha didn’t look at Cai Gen, but he was dissatisfied.
In such an atmosphere, if you don't say something obscene, how can you match Cai Gen's eyes?
"Oh, I know, this is not my type either.
Ah.”
Before Chicha's fart finished speaking, he was already pulled out by the big sword.
In fact, he was hit by a big sword, but the Chicha Durian Armor had a very high defense and did not cause any damage, so he had to pull it out.
"Go away, you smelly, disgusting pervert."
The chattering was flying in the air, which made me feel a little unhappy.
You say it stinks, I admit it, I can’t stand myself either.
But what's wrong with me?
What's wrong with me?
He directly changed the mechanical theorem in the air, turned around out of thin air, and flew towards the Valkyrie again.
Like a big spider flying up and down, it surrounded the Valkyrie.
Both sides have rich combat experience.
The Valkyrie has experienced hundreds of battles for so many years and has trained so many heroic spirits who are comparable to gods. She is indeed very strong, not only good-looking and with a good figure.
Not long after Cha Cha was reborn, his awakened strength was limited and could not be compared with Nezha in his previous life. He relied on the Durian Armor's high defense and thick skin to equal the Valkyrie, but still had a slight disadvantage.
"This Valkyrie is so perfect.
I won’t mention external beauty, it’s all on the table.
Her inner beauty is also so outstanding, not to mention her simple thoughts, but her strength is also excellent.
If”
Since Cai Gen turned around, he couldn't move his eyes away.
"Third uncle, there are no ifs. Kill all the ifs in the cradle.
Once, when my master was in the daughter's country, he talked to me all night and raised more than 40,000 ifs. Then I failed to persuade him and got into trouble. Today, with the lessons learned from my master, I will never let you get into trouble.
There are no ifs in our men’s lives. ”
Xiao Sun never forgets to alert Cai Gen to prevent him from making mistakes or wanting to make mistakes.
"Why is this Valkyrie hiding in Jotunheim?
Shouldn't they all die in battle?
I looked at it and it looked familiar.
Damn it, she can’t be Delif, right?
Is it such a coincidence? ”
Loki didn't know when he had pulled out his head, and after sorting out his appearance for a long time, he came to Cai Gen to talk.
"However, Delifu is much weaker.
You seem to be getting fatter?
Jotunheim, is this place very nurturing? ”
Cai Gen looked at Loki who was talking to himself and hugged his neck again.
"Second brother, you haven't answered me yet.
I still have to give me an explanation for what happened to Tree Mom, but I can’t get over it.
Don't pretend to be dead yet, you can choose the time to tell me.
I'm not in a hurry.
Let’s talk about it first, what’s going on with this Valkyrie? ”
Luo Ji almost wanted to pretend to be dead, but when he heard Cai Gen change his words, he softened half and stood up straight again.
"Bullshit Valkyries, aren't they just a group of ladies trained by Odin in order to attract heroic spirits.
Later, Ye Shi said that they were Valkyries. In fact, their status was very low. After all, they were Odin's disgraceful evidence. Who would bring them to the table?
I remember that at the beginning of Ragnarok, they were the first to be cannon fodder, and they were all ranked in front of the heroic spirits. ”
Cai Gen agrees with Rocky's point of view.
The god-king of this world, for the sake of personal gain, he just wants to recruit a heroic spirit to start a war, and he also organizes a group of beautiful young ladies.
What kind of thing is this? I really can’t explain it. It’s a bit cowardly and inconsistent with the status of the God King.
It is estimated that on some nights when he couldn't sleep, Odin would slap himself in annoyance because of this incident.
"This Deliv, she really has an affair with me.
Oh no, we do have a connection.
She is the kind of person in Valkyrie who is not very bright.
Maybe he inherited Odin's bloodline, who knows.
Anyway, in the war in the human world, Odin originally meant that Team A won, but Delifu misremembered and let Team B win.
But Odin was so angry that he deprived her of the qualification to serve the heroic spirits and punished her by sleeping forever.
Maybe when the Nordic world merged into the Chinese world, she happened to be left behind.
It happened to fall in Jotunheim, and it happened to be saved by the tree mother.
Oops, there are so many coincidences. ”
Cai Gen listened to Loki and learned about Deliv's past and present life.
I feel like there are a lot of things that are far-fetched and unreasonable.
It always feels like there aren’t that many coincidences.
If you understand it from Odin's perspective, letting her sleep is not a punishment, but it is obviously a kind of protection.
If you understand it from Delif's perspective, it is really tragic that she still wants to support her father after being used as a gun for so many years.
Forget it, end her tragic life as soon as possible, and save yourself the illusion of what if.
"Chacha, can you do it?"
Chacha was struck by the giant sword just in time, and almost missed being smashed into the ground.
"Uncle Cai, as a man, how can I say no.
I just need support.
Three eyes, smelly monkey, dead fellow Taoist tactics. ”
Xiao Sun and Yang San looked at each other, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and prepared to leave.
What is the tactic of dead fellow Taoist?
Cai Gen's curiosity suddenly exploded.
(End of chapter)