Chapter 2211 Naqi flies the plane
Qi Mingpu was also a resolute person when he was young.
Especially after he briefly defeated the illness, he immediately got out of the RV and found the plane's intercom.
"He Xiazi, are you here? We need to change the route.
We have not reached the northern part of Xinjiang, let’s go to Coal City. ”
Blind He's surprised voice came from the intercom.
"Xiao Puzi, what do you mean?
Do you want to regret it?
I’ve given you all my face, but now you ask me to change the route, are you kidding me?
If you don't want to fulfill your promise, just say so, why do you want to change places?
I want to go to northern Xinjiang, but I don’t want to go to Coal City.
Coal City doesn't even have an airport. What if I airdrop you? ”
Qi Mingpu did not expect that the biggest obstacle to going to Coal City was not himself, but He Xiazi.
It's excusable. After all, He Xiazi's ultimate goal is also Xinjiangbei.
"Oh, Blind He, listen to me, it's not that I won't go to Xinjiang North.
We will stop at Coal City first, and then go to Xinjiang North. ”
Unexpectedly, Blind He became furious all of a sudden. He looked like a good-tempered person, but something seemed to have touched him.
"Xiao Puzi, are you sick? Have you never studied geography?
We have to go to northern Xinjiang first, and then we can go to Coal City.
Going to Coal City is not convenient at all. Isn’t that considered a long detour?
Do you know how much fuel it costs? Do you know how much a liter of aviation gasoline costs?
Besides, my IQ does not allow me to do such an idiotic thing.
When planning my flight route, I take all factors into consideration.
But I didn't expect you to change your mind.
Why? You have to give me a reason. ”
Qi Mingpu was a little impatient.
Of course there are reasons, but it's hard to explain clearly.
Do you want to say it in a big way, just to kneel down and lick Cai Gen?
"He Xiazi, why do you talk so much nonsense? You can fly wherever you are told.
Of course there is a reason, but if you can’t explain it clearly in a sentence or two, just change places quickly. ”
This was a bit harsh to say. Blind He was very resistant to changing his plan.
It seems that he is also a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he is probably a Virgo.
"Small shop, did I give you too much face?
Who are you with? Treating you like a dish, do you really want to be at the table?
How dare you tell me what to do on my plane.
I'm the captain, you know?
Do you know how much power the captain has?
If I'm not happy, I'll open the door and kick you down. That's within my rights. ”
Qi Mingpu almost crushed his walkie-talkie. He really couldn't understand why it was so difficult to change the terminal.
"He Xiazi, come here, come here, kick me down and see what you can do.
Have you forgotten the big slap from Buddhamama? ”
The inside of the intercom sank instantly. After a while, Blind He actually came.
After opening the hatch, the complaints started.
"Xiao Puzi, don't get me wrong, I'm not here to kick you.
Let's be reasonable. If you had said the destination would be Coal City, we wouldn't have flown like this.
Just listen to what I’m telling you.”
The people in the car saw Blind He come out of the cab to argue with Qi Mingpu, and were afraid that the two idiots would start fighting again.
No one really cares whether these two people are dead or not, and whose children they are.
But if the plane is damaged, won’t everyone suffer together?
They quickly got out of the RV and got together to avoid any armed dispute between them.
Qi Mingpu saw that Blind He's mouth softened, probably because he remembered Fodo Mama's big slap.
"What are you telling me? Tell me, why is it so laborious just to change places?
I really can’t understand the brain circuits of you foreigners.
What? You also have Alzheimer's disease, so we are fellow patients. ”
Blind He was very professional and took out a world map from his jacket pocket.
He slapped the cabin wall, took out a pen, and started drawing on it.
Xiaopuzi, come and see. I'm blind but you're not blind, come and see. .
Our original plan was to take off from Iceland, pass through Wenor, Sweden, Llanfen, Shaniaia, Smoko, Masala, and Kstanhasa, and reach the destination in northern Xinjiang.
This is the closest and most downwind route. Of course, it is also the most fuel-efficient route. I took all factors into consideration before formulating the flight plan.
But if the target is Coal City.
If we fly this route again, it will be a bit further and consume more fuel.
The more scientific thing is to fly in the opposite direction.
Pass through Langeling Island, Grand Canada, Alacas, Lingbai Strait, today, South Korea, then Dongdan, and end at Coal City.
Although there was a bit of headwind and the current was not good, it was not a big problem.
If we follow the current route and change the destination, it will directly deviate from my original intention of designing the route.
This is absolutely unacceptable to me.
So let me advise you.
Even if we go to northern Xinjiang first and settle the matter, you can send me to the ancestral land.
Then you can do whatever you want and go wherever you want, I have no control over it. ”
Qi Mingpu shook his head like a rattle.
"No, He Xiazi, let me tell you, if you come to Xinjiangbei first, you will ruin my big business, and I will never be done with you by then.
We must first go to Coal City, and we cannot stop in the north of Xinjiang. ”
Blind He almost cried. He didn't expect Qi Mingpu to be so insistent.
"Xiao Puzi, can we discuss it? Why are you so stubborn?"
"No, we have to go to Coal City. This is a matter of attitude. I can't let Brother Cai think I have a bad attitude."
So, these two people, whose combined ages are unknown, started a tug-of-war to convince each other.
Once everyone saw that they couldn't do anything, they stopped worrying.
After all, we have to fly for 15 hours, so we have nothing to do. Just listen to their nagging.
The cabin was very lively, and the cab was also lively.
Such a large transport aircraft requires at least two pilots.
Blind He is more rigorous in doing things, so he is matched with three.
Maybe he was thinking that when he went to the toilet, there would be two drivers sitting there pretending.
He Xiazi left the cab to find Qi Mingpu to argue. There were only two drivers left in the cab.
Suddenly the cab door was opened, and the first thing that came in was a meat ball. The four legs are short and fat.
I can't tell which side is the head and which is the tail. It's so tender and tender that it looks disgusting at first glance.
The next thing that came in was a little green donkey.
It is green all over, more than one meter tall, and looks like a doll, but it is definitely not as cute as a doll.
After the little donkey came in, he didn't regard himself as an outsider at all.
Looking around, he was full of curiosity about the aircraft's various facilities and various instrument panels.
When the two drivers saw the little donkey standing up, they were dumbfounded and didn't understand what was going on.
Suddenly, the little donkey spoke.
"You two drive together and let me drive for a while.
I haven't driven this thing yet.
It looks quite simple. ”
However, the two pilots did not move. It was not because they had professional ethics and stuck to their posts, but because their brains were completely numb and they did not know how to move. It was considered a cataleptic spasm.
The little donkey had a bad temper. He made a remark and saw that the other person didn't cooperate, so he kicked him continuously.
It's very powerful.
Even the pilot's helmet was kicked to pieces, and the two pilots were stuck against the front glass of the plane.
That is to say, the glass is strong, otherwise it will be kicked out directly.
"Qiqi is so awesome.
Why don't they open their eyes?
What's the point of playing with it open? take things too hard. ”
The little donkey got into the driver's seat, what did he feel like?
"Chongchong, sit next to me and be my co-pilot.
This thing is usually driven by two people, and it's not like it can be driven by myself. ”
"Good."
(End of chapter)