Chapter 2289 Two pillars take the stage
Prota is so sharp and slippery. I understand that Duan Xiaohong was used as a lead, which is a bit unlucky.
He quickly came up to smooth things over, pulled Duan Xiaohong aside, and at the same time stopped Xiao Sun who wanted to open the hatch.
"Brother, calm down. Xiaohong didn't mean that. She drank a few too many drinks just now and she didn't keep her mouth shut.
He is afraid that Erzhu will delay your affairs and make you unhappy.
Erzhu, my eldest brother is supporting you.
The opportunity to show your face has come, you should try it quickly.
What if there is a surprise? Aren't we all happy? ”
Pro's performance made Cai Gen very happy. Sometimes this kind of harmony is needed.
There has to be someone singing about black faces and white faces, otherwise how can we do anything?
You can't really kick Duan Xiaohong off the plane, then who will take the blame in the future?
Cai Gen patted Erzhu heavily on the shoulder.
"You can fix the second pillar as you like, and I will support you in everything.
For no other reason than for your eight-year-old pig, I support you, brother. ”
Erzhuzi had been under Duan Xiaohong's power for a long time, and he was a little uncomfortable when he was suddenly asked to stand up.
Looking in the direction of Duan Xiaohong, he asked weakly.
"Xiaohong, okay?"
This is one more word that I dare not ask.
Duan Xiaohong also saw that Cai Gen was impatient and knew how to act appropriately.
He opened a glass of Sanbai nonchalantly, took a big sip, and wanted to light a cigarette, but Cai Gen snatched it away.
"Duan Tudou, you are still pretending to be a fool with me.
Is it so difficult to speak?
The lazy ass is grinding and peeing a lot. Are you constipated? ”
Duan Xiaohong saw that Cai Gen was already taking action, so he was probably at some critical point.
If you are challenging his authority, it will not end well.
"Er Zhuzi, you can do whatever you want, Caibangzi has the final say anyway.
But, your life is yours.”
Before Duan Xiaohong could finish speaking, Cai Gen blocked her mouth with a cigarette.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Who is better than you? I need you to remind me.
Erzhu, don’t say I won’t provide you with a stage, start your performance. ”
Cai Gen hid far behind the RV.
Xiao Tianmao took out a small Maza for him.
Xiao Sun served him tea.
Teddy bear holding melon seeds.
As if watching a good show.
It even makes people suspect that Cai Gen's main point is to watch Erzhu's performance.
As for whether the plane can be stopped or not, it doesn't really matter.
Since Cai Gen is already so crooked, what can others do?
The audience formed spontaneously, and it was enough to do one's part, since there was no need to contribute one's own efforts anyway.
The second pillar is under the spotlight.
First he drew a cross on his chest.
Then he put his hands together and bowed toward the west.
Finally, he kowtowed three times to the east.
Cai Gen happened to be drinking tea nearby, and he burned himself at that time.
"You are the second pillar after all, you will never let me down.
Have you seen it? It’s not strange to hit three poles if there are dates or not. It’s not weird to pay homage to many people.
Everything has been taken care of, how formal and rigorous it is.
You all should learn from it. This is my ideal standard process for using spells. ”
Xiao Tianmao nodded flatteringly beside him.
"The master taught you the right lesson, we will also add these processes in the future.
Don't let people see it, just like a grassroots team, it looks irregular. ”
Chatcha came over at some point. He was covered in injuries, and no one asked him how the fight with Guiche was, or who won.
Anyway, the sense of existence is so low. Even if he charges into battle every time, he will always be the forgotten one.
"Uncle Cai, if every time we fight in the future, we will talk about these unnecessary things.
What should we do if we die before we even take action?
The enemy will not follow the process with us, and no one will tolerate us. ”
Cai Gen got angry when he saw that Cha Cha was covered in injuries.
As the saying goes, a child who cries gets milk.
When Cha Cha was at the top, he sacrificed so much and got so little, just because he wouldn't cry and was too honest.
You can only be a pioneer officer forever. The one who is the first to die will take all the credit.
"Chacha, talk less and observe more from now on. Do less and think more.
From now on, all actions will be based on my eyes.
Xiaotian, give him a bottle of mineral water to wash his wound.
Give him another steamed bun, save some food, and don't burst yourself. ”
Cha Cha is really obedient and knows how to live a good life.
After washing the wound with mineral water, I was reluctant to throw it away and put it back.
It should be said or not, the aura thing is so omnipotent.
The wound that originally needed to be sutured was healed visibly to the naked eye after being nourished by the spiritual energy.
Cai Gen praised it repeatedly. It’s no wonder that all the supernatural circles want this thing. It’s so useful.
As soon as he turned around, the two pillars moved.
From the small bag he carried, he took out a bottle of water, a small bowl, and a writing brush.
Then mix some paint in a small bowl.
The chemical properties should be quite strong, with green smoke constantly coming out.
Cai Gen suddenly lost his mind.
"Er Zhuzi, what are you doing?
Is it high technology or hard work?
Is it poisonous or not?
Don't smoke us to death. ”
Er Zhuzhu was as careful as mixing explosives. He put the basin down and then answered Cai Gen.
“Brother Cai, don’t worry, it’s not toxic, it’s all environmentally friendly and green materials.
This water is holy water. I spent a lot of money to buy it from foreign ascetics. It is quite holy and pure.
The powder here is ground from the relics and immortal bones, and contains the profound meaning of Buddhism.
Mixing them together as casting materials may get twice the result with half the effort and increase the success rate.
I have been researching for three or four months and invented it independently, but I have not yet succeeded. ”
Cai Gen couldn't help but start praising Erzhu again.
"Look, look, how talented the second pillar is.
There is no such thing as any family dispute with him.
The two religions merged into one, it was so simple.
I just don’t know if their boss agrees.
It's okay, stay safe, I'm just asking.
Don't hold you back, continue. ”
Erzhu picked up the prepared spell-casting materials and started painting in the cabin.
Big traps encircle small circles, and small traps encircle small circles.
There are also various symbols, inscriptions, etc.
Cai Gen couldn't understand it. It felt more complicated than the summoning circle downstairs when he returned.
"Xiao Sun, can you see clearly?"
Xiao Sun nodded.
"You can see clearly, Third Uncle, why can't I see clearly at this close distance? You really underestimate me."
"Then what did he draw?"
"Third uncle, you really flatter me. Being able to see clearly and being able to understand are two different things.
I'm used to working shirtless, but I never do this kind of grinding work. ”
Sometimes he looked down upon him, and sometimes he looked up to him. Cai Gen was speechless.
Finally, the second pillar stopped, probably because it was finished.
I saw Er Zhuzhu standing in the center of the magic circle, holding the steamed bun full of spiritual energy in both hands, and began to pray.
"I pray, I make a wish, I plead sincerely.
All hearing gods and Buddhas, ancient powers, demon kings of hell, holy angels, extraterrestrial beings.
Today, I am offering a steamed bun here, hoping to get your response and grant me extraordinary power.
Amen, Amitabha, God”
Cai Gen couldn't understand the next words. Anyway, what he just said sounded a bit familiar.
Yesterday in the corridor, I heard Erzhuzi making such a wish, but no one paid attention to him.
I'm offering a steamed bun here as a sacrifice today, just like a joke.
Who can show up for a steamed bun?
Don't tell me, it really happened. Erzhu's sacrifice received an immediate response, as if he couldn't wait.
A red eyeball suddenly appeared in front of Erzhu. It continued to expand until it reached the size of a steamed bun and stopped.
Rather than an eyeball, it's more like a portal, just a bit small.
"Lord human being, I accept your sacrifice, throw in the steamed buns quickly."
(End of chapter)