Chapter 2559 The serious immortal
After several attempts, Cai Gen could not pull himself out of the stage.
Simply gave up.
Cut off in half, it is about the same height as Ning Ning.
Just looking at it.
Those originally emotionless white eyes.
After seeing Cai Gen embedded on the stage, his smile turned into a crescent moon.
I don’t know how funny it is for Cai Gen to make a fool of himself.
He didn't even bother pretending to be crazy or acting stupid.
Cai Gen quietly raised his hand and avoided Dagang.
Weared the bride's wedding dress.
Under many cover-ups, Ning Ning was slapped on the face.
I was very happy to find a smile.
As a result, he was slapped coldly by Cai Gen.
Ning Ning was stunned for a moment and didn't even react.
The first person to react was actually the second aunt in the audience.
“Cai Gen, what are you going to do?
Are you crazy?
Why should I beat my grandson? ”
After yelling a few words, she found that Cai Gen ignored her.
Turn around and start looking for Yuanyuan.
"Yuanyuan, what do you mean by your gentlemen?
He was the one who started to lift the table just now.
Why, don’t you think my Dagang has a better career than him? ”
This old lady, whichever pot is not boiling?
Yuanyuan quickly put her finger on her mouth, making a silent gesture.
At the same time, he looked solemn and very serious.
He signaled to her second aunt that this was a critical moment and she should not act rashly.
In fact, Yuanyuan was afraid that her second aunt would scold Cai Gen for being anxious, and if she didn't care about it then, she would be in trouble.
The second aunt was indeed infected by Yuanyuan's seriousness.
Could it be that her husband has also entered this industry?
The main job is to open a restaurant, and the side job is to be an exorcist?
Is a part-time exorcist a serious profession?
Of course, these were the second aunt's subtexts and were not spoken out.
Yuanyuan is still a decent person in her heart and has a certain weight.
Seeing that Dagang had been whipped because of his son, he started to drag Caigen.
Stop it quickly.
"Dagang, let go of your brother-in-law.
Don't delay his work. ”
Dagang's brain has shrunk since he lifted the table just now.
"Mom, he can do shit.
A food delivery guy who pretends to be a ghost.
I must today.”
What he said was worse than his mother.
Moreover, it stabbed Cai Gen's heart to death.
If it had just appeared, it could be said to be an accidental mistake.
Now that Dagang has been exposed, Cai Gen can no longer pretend.
There is no choice but to choose Hu Lai.
The palm he had used to slap Ning Ning just now was given directly to his father.
This backlash draws on the power of Mother Earth.
It works great and has great power.
Two of Dagang's teeth were extracted directly.
By the way, he was whipped from the stage to off the stage.
Fortunately, the second aunt stretched out her hand and pulled her, so she didn't roll too far.
"Little bastard, this slap will teach you how to speak and behave.
I don’t know the depth, I don’t know the advance or retreat, I don’t know the dignity and inferiority.
You don’t know shit, what the hell are you getting mixed up in?
I don’t want your son to die here, so get away as far as you can.
If you make grandpa unhappy, I will cancel your account. ”
Cai Gen deliberately lowered his voice, which was very deep.
It's like an old man of seventy or eighty years old, educating his grandson here.
When everyone heard this, they realized something was wrong.
Are you meeting an expert?
Invite gods and exorcise demons on site, one dragon at a time.
Originally, I was going to a wedding, have a meal at the banquet, and watch some singing and dancing.
I didn’t expect to encounter a live exorcism show.
This is a rare thing.
Moreover, the bride and groom participated in the performance together, so the authenticity is beyond reproach.
In the next few years, it depends on where you can brag after drinking.
People who had stayed away began to gather in front of the stage again.
Everyone pretended to understand.
“Damn it, you don’t need to burn incense, you can directly pray to the gods, that’s awesome.”
"It is indeed rare. I met him once thirty years ago. That time the great immortal drank eight pots of boiling water before inviting the master."
"Don't be ridiculous, eight pots of boiling water, how much is it? It will burn you to death." "It's true, I boiled water, why don't you believe it?"
"I prove that it is indeed boiling water, and I was at the scene."
"What, are you a kettle?"
"Oh, please be serious, the master is busy with work."
At first glance, Dagang realized that the direction of public opinion was wrong.
He quickly struggled to stand up, covered his face and started working.
"Shut up, everyone, he'll make a fool of himself."
Dagang's second uncle took action in time and slapped him on the back of his head.
Interrupted Dagang's disbelief in ghosts and gods.
"Little calf, you act like a chicken.
Don’t you know you’re in trouble?
A master happens to be here to save you, so what are you talking about?
Awe, you know?
You have to be in awe. ”
This slap represents the opinions of all elders.
Dagang didn't dare to say any more and could only look at Cai Gen fiercely.
With conflicting feelings, I hope he will make a fool of himself, but I also hope he will succeed.
There was no longer any obstacle from Dagang, and it attracted everyone's attention again.
Cai Gen feels that life should not be too affordable.
Sometimes, you really have to pretend.
In fact, many people are superficial.
In their perception, the superficial details are the whole world.
Therefore, in order to cater to most people, deliberate disguise is indeed a shortcut.
After Cai Gen was steady, he lighted a cigarette lightly.
He took a puff and blew the smoke into Ning Ning's face.
The expression of contempt is very straightforward.
Indirectly affects the atmosphere of the entire space.
From the initial tension, everyone relaxed.
I feel that it is definitely not a problem for Cai Gen to pinch him with his hands.
"Brother-in-law, Ning Ning is still young, second-hand smoke"
The bride was still on the stage, and she didn't quite buy it for Cai Gen's pretentious behavior.
Off the stage, people started to boo.
"Your son is fascinated, and you still consider second-hand smoke?"
"Silly girls, that's the master using smoke to cast spells. I've seen people using incense before."
"I can use cigarettes easily and don't stick to the formalities. I am a master."
"If you want to save your son, come down quickly."
"If you delay things, you will regret it for the rest of your life."
In rural areas, there are many such ghosts and monsters, more than in cities.
From a very young age, anyone who grew up in a rural area would be able to tell a few things about being possessed by evil spirits, whether it was a neighbor or a relative.
The bride was frightened and reluctantly left the stage.
His son Ning Ning must not let anything happen to him, and if something happens to him in time, it cannot be because of him.
Now that there was no obstacle, Cai Gen took another puff of cigarette.
Spit into Ning Ning's face again.
That pale face, except for the red handprints drawn just now, was not popular at all.
"Lao Deng, please give me your number.
Since you are coming for me, you should know my temper.
I remember that it is not easy for you to practice cultivation. God has the virtue of a good life.
Get off the child quickly, we still have something to talk about.
After a while I got angry and ruined your conduct. ”
Cai Gen spent a long time organizing the conversation before he came up with these few sentences.
In the past, when TV movies and exorcisms were used, this was probably the meaning.
It's best to use courtesy first and then attack, but 80% of the time it won't work.
"Third uncle, since when did you learn secretly on your own?
Anyone with this routine can pass the postgraduate entrance examination. ”
"My uncle Cai is very talented. He doesn't need to learn. It's engraved in his blood.
It would be better if it wasn't embedded in the stage. ”
Xiaosun and Chacha, Yuanyuan didn’t buy it at all about Cai Gen’s evaluation.
The scene she was most worried about happened.
If Cai Gen like this becomes the norm, how should we face it in the future?
What kind of husband and father should he be?
Yuanyuan's worries were shattered by Tuantuan.
Seeing the other side of Cai Gen, Tuan Tuan was extremely excited.
And I am proud to be such a dad.
"Dad, don't give him a way out.
Beat him to death to save him from harming others in the future.
Dig out his roots and make him regret coming to this world.
Use him as a warning to other bad guys.
If you meet us men in the future, hide away, otherwise you will die.
No reprieve. ”