Chapter 2706 Shikigami Thousand Paper Cranes
Wanting to understand the crux of the problem, Cai Gen began to run back.
For the first time, I felt as if I had been tricked by a black toad.
That grandson must have done it on purpose.
Otherwise, he must have an explanation when he returns to his hometown.
Shi Huozhu was trying to stop him, but it was already too late.
I can only follow the others and run back together.
"Master, why are you running?
What happened? ”
It was quite easy for Xiao Tmall to chase Cai Gen.
Cai Gen picked up Xiao Tmall and threw it to the ground hard.
"Become a troublemaker and run away with me behind your back.
Otherwise, it will be too late. ”
Xiao Tianmao thought that Cai Gen was possessed by evil spirits.
Before landing, he had turned into a big black dog.
Cai Gen was familiar with the road, so he turned over and rode on.
Not to mention his fighting ability, Fu Dou can carry a good donkey when he is on the road.
Qi Qi ran wildly along the gravel path and soon reached the steps below the palace.
Sure enough, it was just as Cai Gen expected.
The place where the RV was parked was already empty.
"Black Toad, your uncle, are you going to do this business with me?
If I had known earlier, I would have let Ku Umbrella take you in, so I would have been less worried.
This grandson makes me so angry. ”
Cai Gen yelled and yelled, showing his incompetence and rage.
The people who came later heard Cai Gen's yelling and got a rough idea.
They looked at each other and couldn't help but admire in their hearts.
Even if you look at it normally, Cai Gen seems to be mindless.
When something happens, the response is pretty quick.
Shi Huozhugang said that this is the hometown of Black Toad.
Cai Gen could imagine that the black toad was trying to lure the tiger away from the mountain.
This alertness and trap prevention system is definitely very advanced.
It may also be because I have been tricked too many times.
Cai Gen has developed muscle memory.
"No, what are you all looking at me for?
What about vigilance?
Is all the tofu brain in your mind?
I didn’t see it at all. Is the black toad rebellious?
What should we do if we are left here? ”
Indeed, Cai Gen said the key to the matter.
They flew in.
The entrance to space is on another continent.
No one can go back without transportation.
Everyone lowered their heads and accepted Cai Gen's complaints humbly.
Cai Gen was even more upset when his friends put on such a show.
"Duan Tudou, call that old woman out.
She should be able to fly, right? ”
Duan Xiaohong raised her head suddenly, with a look of sadness and anger on her face.
"Caibangzi, don't mention it.
Last time I played tiger and lost my arm.
The old lady got angry and lost contact with me.
If you want to chop off my head, she won't care.
I suspect there is someone outside her, and for me, it's somewhere between giving up and observing.
So, don't count on me anymore, nothing. ”
Cai Gen slapped his thigh.
"Damn, why didn't you tell me earlier?
If I had known you were a loser, I wouldn't have taken you out.
With Xiao Shui, he could at least escape to the ground.
I made a mistake, I originally wanted to take the God King with me.
It turned out to be a burden. ”
The truth is often the most hurtful.
Especially the true words coming from Cai Gen’s mouth.
Duan Xiaohong was completely heartbroken.
In the past, Duan Xiaohong was carefree and had a strong sense of insensitivity.
Today, in full view of everyone, you are so disrespectful.
That was really unbearable.
Duan Xiaohong was irritated by her remaining self-esteem.
"Yeah, I knew you didn't put Pi Yanzi in place when you brought me out.
I'm just a burden, I'm just holding you back.
If you, the gangster, are a nobody, throw me out.
I just look up at you and treat you like a dish.
Otherwise, if you can't do it, just shut up.
Don't take advantage of me, I'm still a young girl.
You have some depth, don't be shameless. ”
In a word, Cai Genqian is out of power.
Because, even if Duan Xiaohong is a burden, Cai Gen cannot abandon him.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he directly pointed the finger at Chat Chat.
"Azhu, aren't you a god?
Aren't you the Fate Star Officer? Soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist, isn’t it a basic act?
Don't tell me, you can only walk your legs? ”
Shi Huozhu directly filtered Cai Gen's cynicism.
Sincerely discuss with Cai Gen the issue of flying in the clouds and driving the mist.
"Brother Cai, this is because you don't know enough.
Who said gods can soar into the clouds?
In heaven, it is indeed possible, because the force of gravity is greatly weakened.
Also, the existence of gods is an existence between entity and spirit.
A more scientific expression would be a quantum superposition state.
The observers are different, the rules of the world are different, and the forms of expression are also different.
For example, gods are spiritual in heaven.
So it has no weight, so it floats around.
But in the human world, gods are in physical form.
At this time, if you want to resist the gravity of the human world and soar into the clouds, you need to borrow auxiliary equipment.
For example, Taoism is accustomed to flying with a sword.
It's not that those flying swords can resist gravity.
Instead, with the assistance of the flying sword, the physical state of the immortal was destroyed, and the immortal transitioned infinitely to the spiritual state, somewhere in between, so that he could fly with the sword.
I may be a little complicated.
There are also some places that are not quite accurate.
There's no harm in just listening to it seriously.
The conclusion is, I can't fly. ”
After being patient and talking nonsense, Shi Huozhu lowered his head again.
I don’t know if I can get through it.
In the current situation, the only way to survive is to avoid being scalded by boiling water.
Cai Gen was indeed deceived by him.
No matter what shape or form, for a moment, I actually believed it.
He had no choice but to turn his spearhead to his side and kept kicking the ground with his feet.
"Chacha, stop kicking, you have ADHD.
My shoes are broken, why don't I buy new ones?
By the way, aren't you the Third Prince?
You can't fly either?
Apart from body odor attacks and three heads and six arms, what else can you do? ”
Chacha raised his head and stared at Cai Gen, his big eyes were extremely clear and a little stupid.
"Uncle Cai, I could have flown.
If you help me find the beacon wheel, I will fly it to you.
I think back then, I finished third in our Heavenly Marathon. ”
Does Heaven also attach so much importance to cultural and sports projects?
Cai Gen was immediately led astray.
"Then who won first or second place?"
"Hey, the smelly monkey's somersault cloud is the best.
The stinky wings of the thunderous face are second.
I think they should be taking medicine.
Otherwise, it shouldn't be faster than me.
I complained for a long time, but no explanation was given.
Most likely it's money and there's an inside story.
I am an upright person by nature, and I am not popular. ”
Cai Gen nodded.
Hey, let’s continue to be upright.
His eyes inevitably fell on He Naizi.
Just as he was about to jump over, He Naizi was unhappy.
"Cai Gen, you look down on me.
Everyone else has asked, why not me?
What's wrong with me?
Because I'm a woman?
Duan Xiaohong, you asked me all.
Because I'm pregnant?
Do you have any prejudice against pregnant women? ”
Oops, it’s even online now.
Cai Gen Naoren felt pain immediately.
"He Naizi, can you fly?"
He Naizi is more upright than Cha Cha.
"Of course I can't. How could you ask such an idiot question?"
If Cai Gen hadn't noticed that she was pregnant, he would have wanted to slap her mouth with a brick.
"Although I can't fly, I can find an RV."
As she spoke, He Naizi took out a handful of pieces of paper from her large maternity clothes.
He Naizi took the piece of paper and smelled it on the ruts of the RV.
Then he threw it high like a coin.
The pieces of paper rose into the air and turned into a group of paper cranes.
Cai Gen counted them carefully, but couldn't count them all.
The group of paper cranes dispersed in all directions.
He Naizi rolled his eyes, as if opening a third perspective.
"There's nothing there, there's nothing there.
Not here, not here either.
There is none below, and there is none below.
There is no one above, there is no one above.
Ah, up, up, up.
Yeah, found it.
RV in the treetops. ”