Chapter 71 I’m testing poison
"What kind of bastard are you? Don't you know how to go to the designated latrine to relieve yourself? If your butt doesn't bloom today, my name will be ruined..."
Bai Dashan's yelling was choked up when he saw the blue butterfly hairpin on his little head in front of him.
Others were also shocked: "Uh... aunt?"
My aunt doesn't like braids, so the other thing on her bun today is a blue butterfly hairpin.
When Bai Dashan roared, Baitao had just taken a bite of powder. She froze and slowly turned her head to look.
Immediately his face was filled with astonishment.
I'm going!
I just ate some snail noodles secretly, why did you have several people come over to catch me?
"Ahem!" Putting down his chopsticks, Baitao stuffed the tablet into his bag very calmly and asked, "Why are you here?"
Calm down!
I am an aunt, as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
"We..." Bai Dashan was about to answer when a gust of wind blew and the self-heating pot in front of Bai Tao once again gave off a spicy smell.
"Auntie, what are you doing?"
Others also looked suspicious. Why did my aunt go out to eat something?
What the hell is this? It smells so bad.
Baitao was about to say something, but suddenly remembered, what Bai Dashan yelled just now meant that he thought someone was here to poop? !
The people in Taohua Village are extremely well-behaved. No matter what she eats in the camp, the villagers, old and young, will never be curious or greedy.
Under such circumstances, she, an aunt, went out to eat Xiaozao and was caught doing it.
Although the villagers won't say anything, does her behavior seem rubbish?
Thinking of this, the next second, Baitao spoke a step faster than his mind: "I'm testing poison!"
The spicy and smelly snail noodles taste really strong, so it's not wrong to test the poison. Otherwise, how else to explain that she went out to eat it secretly.
She is an aunt, and she must maintain her face and dignity.
After saying that, Baitao picked up the chopsticks, calmly picked up a chopstick of snail noodles, and swished it.
Look how smart I am!
This way you can eat it openly.
Test poison?
No wonder he is hiding.
Hearing this, several people nodded in realization, but the next second, the faces of those who reacted immediately changed. What?
Bai Dashan was in front, and he quickly rushed forward, shouting to stop him with red eyes: "No, aunt, you can't eat it."
Bai Duoxi followed closely behind. He also rushed over and snatched the self-heating pot from Baitao's hand. His face turned pale with fright: "Auntie, how are you?"
Others also ran up and surrounded Baitao. They looked at Baitao up and down in fear, with panic on their faces.
"Auntie, are you okay?"
"Auntie, how do you feel?"
"Auntie, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
It's over, it's over. If something happens to my aunt, how can I have the nerve to meet my ancestors?
"Woo... Auntie, why don't you tell me about this? How could you hide out and do such a dangerous thing by yourself?"
"I didn't..." Baitao swallowed the powder in her mouth and opened her mouth to say something, but her words were interrupted by a few people who were panicking and frightened.
"I need someone to test the poison. Just say something!"
"Auntie, if you have someone who is both good and bad, how can we live?"
Bai Dayong turned his head and looked at the self-heating pot in Bai Duoxi's hand. Smelling the odor that was constantly spreading, he said without thinking, "Auntie, I'll do it."
As he said that, he reached out and grabbed the tiger skin chicken feet soaked in the soup and stuffed them into his mouth. He took a few bites and said vaguely: "I'll try the poison!" Adding spicy and smelly ingredients, Bai Dayong ate in a hurry again. The child was choked and coughed: "Cough cough... cough cough cough..."
"No!"
All this happened so fast that Bai Tao didn't even have time to stop it. Bai Dayong just watched the snail noodles that he had soaked.
I only took two bites of noodles. I didn’t eat the sour bamboo shoots, the tiger skin and chicken feet, or the spicy strips!
Baitao froze, with a look of despair on her face. She specially ate less breakfast just to have this bite.
But in the eyes of Bai Dashan and others, her distressed look only meant that she was worried about Bai Dayong's health.
"Auntie, don't worry, ahem...I'm a grown man, ahem, I can handle it."
If a person as big as him couldn't carry it, then how could my aunt be able to carry it when she was only five years old?
"Cough cough cough, village chief, if something happens to me, cough cough..." Bai Dayong paused and said with red eyes: "I hope the villagers can, cough cough, cough cough... take more care of my house. .”
Bai Dayong has already begun to explain the funeral arrangements: "There is no need to be special, ahem...when the farming is busy, just lend a hand..."
At this time, Bai Duoxi put the self-heating pot into the hands of a nearby villager, picked up Baitao, and shouted to the others: "Stop talking so much, go back to the camp and get soapy water."
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He remembered that when his aunt was giving soap to the big guy, he mentioned that the soapy water would induce vomiting.
If you eat something by mistake, you can drink plenty of soapy water to induce vomiting.
Seeing that there was still a lot of food in the container, my aunt probably didn't eat much. It was only right to induce vomiting to reduce the absorption of the poison, and then to see a doctor quickly.
Bai Dashan also regained his composure. Thinking of this incident, he shouted: "Yes, yes, hurry up, go back and mix the soap water."
Baitao was speechless and was carried back in the blink of an eye. She struggled and waved her little hands and kicked her legs: "Ah, what are you doing? Put me down..."
No matter how powerful my aunt is, she is still a five-year-old baby. It is normal to be scared.
Seeing this, Bai Dashan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and reassured urgently: "Auntie, don't be afraid, you will be fine."
"I was fine."
Bai Youcai, who was holding Baitao's feet behind him, choked with sobs and answered: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Grandma, please stop talking, this is poison, how can it be okay?"
It would be great if I had discovered this earlier. If I had discovered it earlier, my aunt would not have tried the poison herself!
Bai Dayong choked on the spicy juice and kept coughing, so he ran slower than the others.
This frightened others even more. Has the poison already entered the internal organs?
If it weren't for the thought that nothing could happen to Baitao, the few people whose legs and feet were weak would have fallen down long ago.
Baitao was so dizzy that she was speechless for a while. They were the ones who talked about everything.
"Put me down quickly, I'm really fine."
When Bai Dashan and others looked at it, they became more and more worried, their little faces wrinkled up in discomfort, how could they be okay?
If it's really okay, my aunt doesn't need to hide and try quietly, isn't she just afraid that everyone will know and worry.
"Auntie, just hold on, we'll be there soon."
"Yes, aunt, please don't sleep."
"Woo, aunt, it's here, it's here..."
Hearing this, Baitao struggled even harder.
Fill her with soapy water?
Definitely not.
I just took two bites of the powder, and I was offended by whoever it was.
Only then did I realize that it’s already May.
(End of chapter)