Chapter 8 Knock me three times and I will sleep
Bodhi said coldly, "Humph, he is sleeping peacefully in the back mountain."
"Huh?"
Lingyun looked so depressed that everyone was dumbfounded.
Is this clear?
What did he understand?
"Master, I'll call him."
"Go quickly."
"Yes."
Lingyun soared into the sky, and after a while he came to the back of the mountain. He reached out and pushed, and the wooden door was locked.
At that moment, he had no choice but to knock on the door anxiously: "Wukong, wake up quickly, wake up quickly."
Unable to hide, Sun Wukong waited for him to knock for a long time. Hearing that his tone became more and more irritable, he got out of bed slowly:
"Here he comes, who comes, he doesn't let anyone sleep in the middle of the night."
As he spoke, he opened the wooden door and pretended to be surprised:
"Senior Brother Lingyun, are you...wanting to sleep with me?"
Lingyun frowned and said:
"Wukong, don't talk nonsense. Let me ask you, what did the teacher mean when he hit you on the back of the head three times?"
"Didn't the old man say that he also wants to learn this and that? He means to bite off more than he can chew. He should take it step by step and don't be impatient."
"That's all?"
Sun Wukong scratched his head and looked very honest at first glance:
"There are other things, please give me some advice from Senior Brother Lingyun."
"Hmph, the master means that you should go to him at midnight and enter through the back door."
"Seriously?"
"Natural."
Sun Wukong suddenly realized: "So that's it, no! It's almost the fourth watch. It's late, it's late. Then I'll go there tomorrow night at the third watch."
Saying that, he crawled into the hole.
Everyone in Lingyun was numb.
What is this?
He was quite clever when sweeping the floor and wiping the table.
Why do I become confused as soon as I listen to the scriptures?
It has to be said that monkeys are monkeys, after all, they do not have the wisdom of humans.
"Wait a minute, Wukong."
"Senior brother, is there anything else?"
Lingyun had always had a very good impression of Sun Wukong, thinking that he was just a little dull, and said warmly:
"Wukong, isn't it the fourth update yet? Before the fourth update, it's the third update. Go find the master quickly and don't miss the opportunity."
Sun Wukong knew that he couldn't escape, so he pretended to be enlightened:
"Yes, yes, it's not the fourth update, it's the third update. Thank you for your guidance, senior brother."
After that, he turned around and ran out, running very fast.
He ran halfway up the mountain and burst out laughing.
Late at night, everything was silent, and his laughter seemed abrupt and scary.
"Hahahaha, master is going to teach me magical powers, master is going to teach me magical powers..."
There seems to be infinite joy in the words.
Everyone in Lingyun was numb.
"Wukong, don't scream, Wukong, don't scream."
"Hahaha, master is going to teach me magical powers. Master is going to teach me, old sun, magical powers..."
Lingyun hurriedly stepped onto Xiangyun, caught up with him in a moment, and grabbed Wukong, his eyes full of helplessness.
Bodhi knocked on the back of his head three times, which meant entering through the back door at midnight.
Why from the back door?
In this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, except for Patriarch Bodhi and Lingyun, most of the other disciples are ordinary disciples.
He is a tool man.
Bodhi doesn’t want to teach magical powers randomly.
But let other disciples know that Sun Wukong, a latecomer, was the first to obtain supernatural powers.
How could they be willing?
"Wukong, don't make any noise."
"Uh...Senior Brother Lingyun, I am too happy and couldn't hold it back. I shouldn't have disturbed Master's rest. Please punish me."
Seeing his honest face and the way he admitted his mistake in a low voice, Lingyun felt that he was a bit dull and shook his head helplessly.
"Hurry up the mountain."
"Yes, yes."
...Xianxue Sanxing Cave.
Ancestor Bodhi turned green when he heard Sun Wukong shouting.
"The evil beast is as stupid as a pig. Lingyun, Lingyun, can't handle even the smallest things, huh."
Not long after.
Lingyun's voice sounded outside the door: "Master, Wukong is here."
Bodhi took a deep breath and slowly closed his eyes: "Come in."
"Yes."
Sun Wukong and Lingyun both bowed: "Meet the master."
"Well, Lingyun, please step back."
"Yes."
With a 'clang' sound, the cave door was closed. Bodhi changed his face and said with a smile:
"Wukong, during the day, my master knocked you on the back of the head three times. What does it mean? Please tell me."
"Master, Senior Brother Lingyun has already said that he asked me to come to you on the fourth watch to learn Taoism. I didn't want to disturb the master's rest, but he said it was not the third watch, but the fourth watch. Come quickly, the disciple is here. ”
After hearing this, Bodhi felt confused.
What is the fourth update to learn Taoism? It's the third update.
There are less than three updates, so it’s the fourth update... If there’s less than four updates, it’s the third update...
After all, monkeys are beasts with shallow wisdom.
If everything you say is confusing, how can you learn the Tao?
That's all, that's all, let's not argue with him, let's teach him magical powers first.
After a while, Bodhi's mood finally calmed down and he said calmly:
"Okay, okay, Wukong, my teacher observes that you have deep roots of wisdom and your mind has been determined. My teacher here has the art of invisibility and hidden transformation, which is divided into two types, one with thirty-six transformations."
As he spoke, he suddenly emphasized his tone: "One type has seventy-two variations. Which one do you want to learn?"
Sun Wukong pretended to think, but secretly laughed in his heart.
What thirty-six changes, seventy-two changes.
When talking about the seventy-two changes, I deliberately emphasized the tone. This was to guide me to learn the seventy-two changes.
The Seventy-Two Transformations, the full name of which is the Seventy-Two Transformations of Earthly Evil, is an immortal in the sky who knows how to do it. It is just an ordinary skill and magical power.
The Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang are different.
This magical power technique is still used by today's saints. It is a truly top-level magical technique.
Just the "Golden Light" in the thirty-six transformations is more than a hundred times faster than the "Somersault Cloud".
If you want to learn, learn the Thirty-Six Changes of Tiangang.
But then I thought again, that’s not right, I’m a stupid monkey and I don’t know which technique is magical.
Moreover, I have already failed, and yet I still choose the Thirty-six Transformations of Tiangang, which is not in line with the path of failure.
He raised his hands and said: "Master, I will learn whatever you teach me."
Seeing that the plan was going well, Bodhi chuckled: "Okay, okay, then I will teach you more and teach you seventy-two changes."
"Thank you, master, thank you, master."
Sun Wukong pretended to cry with gratitude, lay down on the ground, and kowtowed three times.
"Okay, okay, get up."
……
The second day.
It's bright.
Bodhi waved his cattail leaf fan: "Go and practice diligently after you go back."
He taught the seventy-two changes for a whole night.
But Sun Wukong memorized a formula, deliberately confused and confused, and he memorized it for half the night.
Finally, he recited the formula clearly, which made him angry to death.
He was worried about his identity and couldn't get angry, so he held it in for half the night.
As soon as Sun Wukong closed the cave door, he couldn't help but cursed:
"You idiot, you memorized just a few dozen formulas all night long, which made me so angry..."
With such a progress, how can we get rid of him as soon as possible?
"Lingyun, tea..."
On the other side, there is the Xianyue Sanxing Cave.
Sun Wukong walked down the mountain road and saw from a distance that several disciples were cleaning the square with brooms. At that moment, his heart moved:
"Old man, I don't want other disciples to know about teaching me magical powers, so I let them know."
(End of chapter)