Chapter 31 What the hell is this
But he couldn't reveal his identity, couldn't use his magic power to drive away the vicious dogs.
He didn't want to reveal his identity and expose Buddhism's plans.
In the future, when Sun Wukong is in jail, Buddhism will pretend to be a good person and let him out so that he can burst into tears of gratitude to Buddhism.
He didn't know what to do, but Sun Wukong looked at him and kept shaking his head and sighing.
"Old man, listen to my advice. People, you can't do too many things that are harmful to your heart, otherwise people will hate the dog. I am a dog who sees people very accurately, so don't be offended."
Guanyin forced a smile and said: "Brother is joking, I have never..."
"Go, go, go!"
Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly and drove away Dahuang and Dahei. He quickly came to the meat pot, made a bowl of meat and brought it to Guanyin.
"Are you hungry, old man? Eat quickly."
"Well, I eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name, and avoid eating meat and fish." Avalokitesvara bowed to the eleventh, and instinctively refused.
Sun Wukong smiled slightly and put down the bowl and chopsticks.
What a good guy, a peasant woman in the mountains, it’s good to have one meal of meat a year, but she actually doesn’t eat it.
Isn't this something weird?
Eighty percent of it is a lobbyist transformed from some god.
Want to abduct my grandson?
No, making things worse is the right way, and I, Old Sun, will not go.
"Oh, the old man doesn't eat meat, so just wait and I'll get you a bowl of well water."
Sun Wukong said and walked down the mountain. Guanyin was immediately dumbfounded. No, why are you going down the mountain to get some water?
"Where are you going, little brother?"
"Go and get water. Thirty miles east of here, there is a small village with a well."
no?
Is this guy stupid?
Guanyin suddenly felt a lump of turbid air in his chest.
The poor monk followed the Buddha's decree to check his character.
Why does he look so stupid?
It’s okay to speak so bluntly.
We still have to go thirty miles away to fetch water. How long does it take to get back and forth?
He did it on purpose.
This monkey...why doesn't he look very smart?
"Brother, I'm going thirty miles here. It's too far. I won't drink anymore. Let's hit the road."
"I won't drink anymore, that's good, that's good, then I won't go."
Sun Wukong walked back to the courtyard as if nothing was wrong, picked up the meat pot, and poured all the meat into Gouzi's bowl.
Guanyin's expression froze.
This...
What the hell is this?
No wonder Patriarch Bodhi said he was honest and filial.
Let’s not talk about filial piety or disobedience.
Honesty is really honest.
I said I didn’t want to drink, I just wanted to see his next move and what he would think of.
Use this to check his character.
But he really didn't go. Can't you tell that this hozen is so mean?
"Sleep." Sun Wukong stretched and walked towards the stone house.
No, Guanyin suddenly felt a turbid energy coming from the Lingtai.
What the hell is this?
He didn't say hello and just went to sleep.
Besides, how about sleeping when the sun is so high?
This monkey is a bit stupid...
"Brother, wait a minute."
Sun Wukong deliberately ignored him. When he heard his cry, he turned around and pretended to be surprised:
"Oh, old man, you haven't left yet? Let's go quickly, or it will get dark."
Guanyin pointed at the meat pot: "Brother, your pot hasn't been washed yet."
"Old man, if this pot is cleaned, won't it still be dirty tomorrow?"
For a moment, Guanyin felt speechless.
Seeing that Sun Wukong turned around and wanted to go back to the house to sleep, he hurriedly shouted: "Brother, go to bed so early."
"My master said that in this life, a person will die once. Go to bed early and get up early to be in good health, so you can live a long life."
"Ah owe..."
After that, Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and made a hahaha, then went back to the house.
Guanyin got up and went to the window of the stone house. When he looked, the monkey had already got into the bed and was sleeping soundly.
I used my magical power to take a look and found that he was indeed asleep.
"Oh, will everything be fine if you sleep?"
Guanyin snorted softly, and her figure gradually faded away.
The second day.
The sun rises high.
The dew on the wild grass in the mountains has not yet dissipated. Sun Wukong turned over and saw that it was bright outside. He sat up and shouted: "Big Huang..."
I shouted several times but couldn't hear any sound.
He jumped out of bed and reached for his clothes. He was suddenly startled. When he looked at the entrance of the cave, his eyes widened.
"Trench!"
Looking at the rugged cave entrance.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but be a little confused.
who I am?
Where am I?
This...isn't this Huaguoshan, the cave I smashed out with my own hands?
I bought the wooden bed myself.
Why am I back?
No...it's another bastard plotting against me.
……
‘A sneeze…’
In the void, Guanyin sneezed, holding a jade purification bottle, with a slight smile on her lips.
From a distance, seeing his dull look on his face, he couldn't help but laugh: "This hozen doesn't want to make trouble, but he thinks about living a small life every day. It's ridiculous, ridiculous...
Fortunately, the Buddha was merciful and sent him back to the right path... huh? ”
Suddenly, his pupils shrank, and he couldn't help but tremble while holding the hand of Yu Jing Ping.
I saw Sun Wukong below, walking out of the cave, turning into a big bird, spreading his wings and flying away, heading towards the east.
This is obviously the kind of person who doesn't want to worry about anything and just runs away.
"This..."
Guanyin was stunned.
This, this, this...
He wants to return to the East and become a rich man...
How can this be done?
Guanyin pondered for a moment, transformed into an eagle, and hurriedly chased after him.
"Eastland!
Master Sun is back, hahaha..."
Sun Wukong shouted in the air while flying.
After flying for three to five miles, I suddenly felt darkness above my head.
When I looked up, I saw a huge eagle galloping down with its claws extended.
Sun Wukong didn't pay attention at first.
Although he transformed into a big bird, his Eighty-nine Mysterious Skills have already reached the fourth level, so his body cannot be hurt by ordinary things.
But when the eagle's claws approached, he felt something was wrong!
Damn it, why is there still a strong wind?
In a flash, he felt something was wrong.
How could such a big eagle come from this world?
Damn it!
Whose eagle has a wingspan of more than ten meters?
At that moment, my heart was filled with confusion. Well, I have been practicing the Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique for tens of thousands of years.
His body is extremely strong. If he were really a bird, even if he were to catch it, his fur would not be damaged.
If he is not a bird, then he has a problem and dare not reveal his true identity, and he will never hurt me.
After making up his mind, he didn't dodge or dodge, he just flapped his wings and soared forward.
The ‘Guanyin Brand’ eagle swoops down and stretches out its sharp claws.
When the claws came close to Sun Wukong's head, his wings flapped and he rose sharply, flying high into the sky.
In the clouds, Guanyin was stunned.
He... what did Patriarch Bodhi teach him?
I wanted to hurt him, but he didn't notice.
I'm such a big eagle, can't you feel the wind when you become a bird?
What is this?
With such a level of cultivation, how can one go west?
I'm afraid it's a cultivation level that can be crushed by a black bear spirit!
……
Half a day passed in the blink of an eye.
Seeing the sun rising high, the eagle overhead was still circling.
After probably finding out the details of the eagle, Sun Wukong secretly laughed in his heart.
He deliberately landed on the ground, wiped his sweat, pointed at the eagle in the sky and said to Dahei Dahuang:
"See, that's not a good bird flying in the sky."
After a pause, he jumped up and cursed: "If you have the seeds, I will let the dogs kill you, you flat-haired beast."
While he was talking, the big yellow and black dog that ate peaches every day kept barking and was full of energy.
Sun Wukong lay on the chair triumphantly, with a full expression on his face.
Guanyin felt a surge of blood in her heart and almost spurted it out.
He had never heard such vulgar language since he attained the fruition state.
(End of chapter)