Chapter 50 The Bull Demon King is in trouble again
The demon kings looked at each other with helplessness and confusion in their eyes.
Each demon king tried his best to lift the drunken cow.
You won’t have to open up the Dharma Realm to move Big Brother, right?
If they didn't know that the Bull Demon King was pretending to be drunk, their tens of thousands of years would have been in vain.
Sun Wukong laughed, walked up to the Bull Demon King, pretended to be surprised, and shouted:
"Oh, no, dear brothers, what are you doing? My brother has a drinking problem!"
"Ah???"
Princess Iron Fan exclaimed and covered her mouth.
Sun Wukong deliberately picked up a plate and walked around in the Water Curtain Cave, picking up some on the ground and tapping some on the wall. He was very busy.
The more he behaves like this, the more curious others in the cave will look.
Even the Bull Demon King felt something was wrong, and his snoring became incoherent.
But he couldn't open his eyes.
Why is there no sound?
The Bull Demon King is very strange.
He only felt that the jade hand holding Princess Iron Fan on his shoulder was trembling slightly.
Princess Iron Fan is numb.
I saw Sun Wukong squatting on the ground, stirring hard with a stick covered with rhubarb and big black dog excrement.
During the mixing process, the rotten bananas left over from the monkeys were added from time to time.
Seeing Tie Shan's shocked face, Sun Wukong looked back and smiled: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, the method I learned at Lingtai Fangcun Mountain is specially designed to treat drunkenness."
Seeing that the sticky stuff on the stick was getting thicker and thicker, and the smell was getting stronger, Princess Iron Fan had goosebumps all over her body.
"Uncle, there is no need to let your elder brother rest for a while"
"Hey, what did my sister-in-law say? We all have to do something big tomorrow. Brother can't rest at this time. I'll just mix it in a bowl and feed it to him!"
While he was talking, Sun Wukong came carrying a stick that was thick at the top and thin at the bottom.
Seeing the flies still hovering above, several demon kings took a few steps back.
Tie Fan looked helpless. This monkey was good at everything, and these days were also good for them and their wife.
But the method is too rough.
There is no such thing.
If Lao Niu eats this thing, in the future
That basically insulates the mouth!
The iron fan pinched the Bull Demon King's arm, and waved his hand tremblingly: "Look, Brother You is about to wake up."
While talking, Lao Niu, who couldn't wake up no matter what, suddenly made a move.
I saw him opening his eyes first, and when his consciousness scanned the thing in Sun Wukong's hand, his expression changed drastically
The Bull Demon King suddenly stood up, as if he had been electrocuted.
The magical restraint of the "Thousand Jin Pendant" was instantly eliminated, and the bulky body jumped up at an incredible speed, away from the disgusting "healing rod" in Sun Wukong's hand.
"Oh my! Second brother, what do you mean by this? I'm just taking a nap, why did you make such a big fuss?"
As the Bull Demon King spoke, he pretended to yawn, trying to cover up his embarrassment just now.
When Sun Wukong saw this, he laughed and threw away the "stirring stick" in his hand, turning into a stream of light and disappearing into the air. He clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Brother, it will be good if you wake up. It seems that the secret recipe for sobering up is no longer needed."
Princess Iron Fan covered her mouth and smiled softly, with a bit of helplessness and doting in her eyes. She whispered:
"Husband, if you keep pretending to sleep, I'm afraid you will really have to taste the 'secret recipe'."
Demon King Peng and others also agreed, and the atmosphere suddenly became relaxed.
After understanding the cause and effect, the Bull Demon King pretended to be annoyed and patted his forehead and said with a smile:
"That's all, I'm worrying too much. Second brother, are you serious about what you just said?"
Sun Wukong looked serious and nodded: "I, the old Sun, never tell lies. Early tomorrow morning, we will attack the heaven and teach those superior gods a lesson!"
As soon as these words came out, the morale of all the demon kings soared.
The Bull Demon King even smiled boldly and patted his chest: "Okay! Second brother, I, the Bull Demon King, will be the first to support you!"
Just as he was about to move his legs, he suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground, and then looked confused:
"Oops, no, I went crazy during yesterday's practice. I'm afraid I won't be able to go."
When Sun Wukong saw it, he didn't know what was going on.
This old cow is really a pure actor.
"Brother is feeling unwell, why don't some of my brothers go over to help me."
After hearing this, Demon King Peng and others suddenly realized and went over one after another.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they touched their bodies, the Bull Demon King began to scream:
"Ouch, my legs hurt so much."
"Ouch, third brother, put me down quickly, my waist is broken."
"Hey, Fourth Brother, be gentler, my bicep is dislocated."
"Hey, I'm old and injured, and I can't get better without ten or eight nine-turn golden elixirs."
The smile on Sun Wukong's face suddenly froze.
Countless lying grasses rise in my heart!
Good guy, the strongest has his own right!
This old cow is more capable than me!
Ten eight nine-turn golden elixirs?
I got two pills from Ksitigarbha just like this. Do you think the golden elixir is just cabbage on the street?
Countless thoughts started spinning rapidly.
But it doesn’t matter, Sun Wukong has a plan in mind, and he walks to the Bull Demon King pretending to be concerned:
"Oh, brother, what's wrong with you?"
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he secretly laughed in his heart, but pretended to be in pain and groaned:
"Hey, second brother, you don't know something. When it comes to practicing martial arts, if you don't practice in one day, you will retreat a thousand miles. How can I, the Bull Demon King, slack off? I just didn't expect that it would be so serious."
Sun Wukong nodded, as if suddenly enlightened, then stood up, looked around the demon kings, and said seriously:
"Brothers, we must attack Heaven without delay, but my eldest brother's health is more important. I suggest that we invite him to Heaven after he recovers. How about that?"
(End of chapter)