Chapter 67: Embarrassing Buddhism
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Huaguoshan.
The Bull Demon King soared into the clouds and mist and entered Sun Wukong's cave, only to find it empty.
I searched for him in the Flower and Fruit Mountain for half an hour, but he was nowhere to be seen.
His big eyes rolled and he couldn't help but laugh.
"This monkey is indeed very clever. He is not in Huaguo Mountain, and he is probably going to complain again.
Okay, okay, I'm going to the East China Sea to see how angry those old dragons will be when they find out that the monkey went to heaven to complain. Hahaha..."
Immediately, he stepped on the auspicious clouds and flew towards the East China Sea Dragon Palace.
After a while, enter the Dragon Palace.
He stood in front of the palace and shouted to the shrimp soldier guarding the door: "Go and inform your king that the master of Moyun Cave wants to see you."
"Our king is out."
"Going out? Where have you been?"
"I don't know."
The Bull Demon King pondered for a moment: "Then I'll go in and wait."
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Heaven.
"Wukong, this peach ripens only once every three thousand years. How does it taste?"
Sit high, surrounded by auspicious clouds.
The Jade Emperor smiled and looked meaningfully at the monkey eating the peach, and his expression became compassionate.
“Delicious.”
Sun Wukong only ate the peach without raising his head, looking like a silly boy.
"Hahahaha..."
The Jade Emperor laughed for a while, stroking his beard and said slowly: "In my peach garden, there are also flat peaches that ripen every nine thousand years. If you eat one, you can live as long as heaven and earth.
In the future, if you make great contributions, I will reward you with one. ”
"Thank you, Jade Emperor. Thank you, Jade Emperor." Sun Wukong continued to bite the peach with his head down, looking like a greedy little demon.
Taibai smiled and said: "Master Sun, even if you eat a flat peach that ripens once every six thousand years, you can become an immortal in the same place... By the way, I live in the lower world, maybe I don't know.
The Tushita Palace above the thirty-third heaven.
There is a nine-turn golden elixir refined by Lao Jun. I heard that if you eat one, you can become a Daluo Golden Immortal.
As long as you are willing to hold an official position in heaven and make achievements, the Jade Emperor will definitely reward you. ”
Sun Wukong wiped his mouth.
Good guy.
This is the layout for causing trouble in heaven. What kind of bullshit does it take to become a Da Luo Jinxian? It's pure nonsense.
It also has the same longevity as heaven and earth. With that effect, there are great Luo gods everywhere.
He ate the flat peach.
He also fed the elixir to the dog.
These two things are 80% true if you eat them to increase your cultivation level and increase your lifespan.
Other functions are basically bragging.
The Jade Emperor and Taibai said this just to lure the monkey.
When necessary, guide him to cause trouble in heaven.
However, the Jade Emperor is not in a hurry, it is still early.
He doesn't want the monkey to go to jail and the Buddhist to pretend to be a good guy.
Even if Buddhism spreads eastwards, it cannot be stopped.
Secretly, he also wanted to embarrass Buddhism.
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In the void.
The Dragon King of the West Sea laughed loudly and said: "Little hozen, how ridiculous. You actually want to fight with my dragon clan, hahaha..."
The Dragon King of Beihai said: "After all, the path is too shallow."
"Hmph, he's just a little monkey demon. Call him the Great Sage twice and forget even the east, west, north, and south."
There was a look of disdain in the eyes of the Dragon King of the South China Sea: "Who dares to call me a brother of our dragon clan..."
Arrive at Nantianmen.
When the King of Growth saw that he was the Dragon King of the Four Seas, he smiled and bowed his hands.
The two parties exchanged a few words and then let them in.
A famous immortal like the Dragon King of the Four Seas can just go outside the main hall and make an announcement.
Nantianmen has no right to stop it.
The four of them had just walked to the main hall when they heard the Jade Emperor laughing, seemingly very happy.
Laughter rumbled out, mixed with supreme majesty.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea was walking in front, and when he was still more than ten feet away from the main hall, he heard Taibai Jinxing say: "After eating, let's go to the lower world.
It'll be fine from now on, don't run to heaven, go, go. ”
Suddenly a familiar voice came: "Thank you, Jade Emperor, I'll go then."
"Go, go." The Jade Emperor's voice sounded like gold and stone.
The Dragon King of the West Sea suddenly turned pale.
(End of chapter)