Chapter 102: Meeting Laojun and calling him uncle
The name of Tianqueju is a saint.
Naturally, it is impossible to have a name but no reality.
If Sun Wukong remembers correctly, Taishang Laojun's Tusita Palace is in the midst of the Heaven of Lihen.
In a flash of thought, Sun Wukong seemed to have thought of something.
"Exalted Immortal, Lao Sun is just a little monkey. How can he have the beauty to go to that heavenly palace..."
Sun Wukong refused very politely.
That old gentleman, it’s better not to see him.
If a saint has a good body, he is also half a saint!
If he really offends Taishang Laojun, Sun Wukong doesn't even know how big the consequences will be. He really can't bear it.
How could these gods and Buddhas cause such trouble to Lao Sun?
Sun Wukong felt aggrieved.
"Master Sun is humbled."
There are only a few spirits like Sun Wukong in the whole world who are born with great talent and are born with millions of merits and destinies in the ten directions.
Ordinary people may spend their whole lives praying to immortals and worshiping gods, but they will never see the true God.
How does he look like Sun Wukong?
Before he even came into the world, there were saints who personally determined the secret of heaven. Later, gods and Buddhas all over the sky wanted to be implicated in one or two of its causes and effects.
Such a rare thing may not happen even once in a calamity.
"Don't be self-effacing, don't be self-effacing." Sun Wukong crossed his furry paws in front of him and kept shaking them as if to refuse, "Old Sun, I am just a furry monkey, hehe... I was born to pick fruits in the forest and make wine. I’m going to go to heaven, so I can find a place with mountains and wild fruits, and live the life of a wild monkey..."
Sun Wukong is really not talking nonsense.
He really thought so.
There is a broken system lying flat, hiding in the corners of the mountains and jungles, and there is no way for him, Sun Wukong, to be hungry.
After waiting for thousands of years, it’s time to practice...
Who dares to plot against him, Sun Wukong? Believe it or not, he, the monkey grandson, really dares to overturn the table and overthrow the world.
Not yet!
"Shangxian, how about borrowing a way...Old Sun thanked me."
"You monkey!"
Seeing that he had come to invite him in person, Sun Wukong opened his mouth to be a wild monkey, but kept his mouth shut to ask for an excuse. Master Xuandu didn't bother to talk to him anymore.
Master Xuandu believed that it was true that Sun Wukong wanted to go to heaven and live in seclusion in any mountain.
But it is true that he wants to invite Sun Wukong to Taiqingtian.
With the instructions of the Supreme Lord, how could Master Xuandu not listen and how could he not do it.
Sun Wukong wants to leave, but don’t even think about it!
"Follow me!"
Master Xuandu stretched out his hand, seemingly ignoring all time and space, and before causing any ripples in time and space, he grabbed Sun Wukong's shoulder blade "plainly" and walked away.
Since Sun Houhou can't be invited, Master Xuandu will come directly to force him.
Continue to distinguish what?
But it's not the temperament of the Great Master of Xuandu, and he doesn't have the time to waste time with Sun Wukong here.
Master Laojun over there is still waiting to see this monkey.
"Slow down, come on, what are you doing here? I don't know whether men can kiss each other. You like Lao Sun... but Lao Sun doesn't like you... Hiss! It hurts, it hurts!!"
"Shangxian let go!"
If he hadn't already guessed, the wild and unruly immortal in front of him might be some kind of archmage.
I really can't do it myself.
It's hard to say that Sun Wukong didn't open his mouth, but picked up the golden cudgel and gave him a blow first.
Or just use the God-killing Spear and stab him through first.
No matter what. No matter how good the treasure is in your hands, if your cultivation is not as good as the Taoism, you can never hope to compare with the only direct disciple of the human sect.
If you really do it, it's definitely looking for abuse.
"Shangxian, Shangxian, Lao Sun, if you don't succeed, let go first."
"What is this..."
"If you say one more thing, I will make you unable to open your mouth again for three hundred years!"
Monkey King's ghostly words made Master Xuandu's forehead tighten. Having lived for countless years, he has never seen any demons, ghosts, gods, or Buddhas dare to be so presumptuous and careless in front of him.
I really want to slap this monkey to death!
He held it without any struggle, but his mouth was not idle. Monkey Sun went all the way to Taiqingtian.
After the two of them actually set foot in Tushita Palace, Sun Wukong naturally shut his mouth.
"Master Laojun, here comes the monkey with a plague on his mouth."
"No plague, no plague!"
Sun Wukong couldn't help saying a few words of separation before seeing him again.
I don't know when, there was an old Taoist official with a black gold crown on his head, the moon reflected in his eyes, wearing a Yin-Yang Taoist robe, a divine rope tied around his waist and wearing thousands of pleated Taoist boots, with a childish face and white hair.
I couldn't help but pay my respects again and again.
"Lao Sun has met Master Lao Jun. He came here because he was forced to do so without making any preparations. I am presumptuous and ask for your forgiveness."
As soon as Sun Wukong met Taishang Laojun, he bowed down and bowed down without saying a word.
At first, Master Xuandu thought that the monkey knew etiquette, but when he heard the monkey's mouth full of accusations, his ears twitched involuntarily.
Listening again, the uncle's eyes looked even colder.
There are only a few people in the world and on the earth, and even in the entire prehistoric, glorious and unreasonable worlds and billions of galaxies, who dare to call Taishang Laojun uncle.
This title cannot be used casually.
Otherwise, regardless of whether Taishang Laojun recognizes you or not, even the disciples of the human sect and even the disciples of other great sects can beat you to ashes.
You can recognize the elders of your master sect if you want!
It may all be related to luck and cause and effect.
"You monkey, get up."
Taishang Laojun waved the dust in his hand slightly, and Sun Wukong stood up involuntarily, "Why do you come to worship me like a monkey?"
"Hey, Uncle Lao Jun, I'm afraid I don't know. Lao Sun has just met his mother. Seriously speaking, you, the old god, are naturally Lao Sun's senior uncle. Isn't it right for Lao Sun to pay homage to you? I can't say, I would like to pay my respects to you and ask you to give me some more elixirs.”
“It’s time to worship, it’s time to worship!!”
Although Sun Wukong looked playful and smiling, Master Xuandu next to him had a serious look on his face, and his expression was cold.
If it weren’t for Taishang Laojun right in front of me.
In all likelihood, this great mage must first transform Sun Wukong's muscles and bones with a ray of yin and yang light, and then ask him carefully how he dared to call his master uncle.
Now, it's not his turn, Master Xuandu, to make the decision.
"You are a born monkey, where did your mother come from..."
Saying this, Taishang Laojun suddenly counted with his fingers, and then his face couldn't help but look slightly surprised.
There are some things that, as long as the saint does not deliberately cover them up, naturally some existences above Da Luo can easily calculate them.
Someone indeed covered up the matter of Sun Wukong going to Wa Palace.
But when he bowed in front of Empress Nuwa and called out "Mother", Empress Nuwa recognized the matter without even the slightest covering up.
It can be regarded as a disguised announcement to the world.
From this one fell swoop.
There is really no difference at all when Sun Wukong calls Taishang Laojun "Uncle Master".
Even when he met the Taiqing Saint, Sun Wukong called him "Master," which was the right time.
(End of chapter)