"You're such an idiot!"
Seeing Zhu Bajie looking at him with innocent eyes, Sun Wukong finally understood. He really didn't understand some things that he didn't explain clearly to him!
It's a waste of emotions to point fingers at this idiot!
"You idiot, I will teach you how to behave today!"
"Remember, Tang Monk is Tang Monk, and Buddhism is Buddhism. What does it have to do with Lao Sun?"
"Old Sun said that he was supporting Monk Tang on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. How could he have said that he would surrender to you idiot?"
"What you do has nothing to do with Lao Sun!"
Sun Wukong's words were fast, urgent and straightforward.
Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this.
After a while, he returned to Shinto, "If the Great Sage talks like this, the old pig will understand."
Isn't it just that I am unwilling to accompany Tang Monk to the west?
How fresh.
When Zhu Bajie was still in Tianting Water Mansion, he heard a lot about how Sun Wukong was tormenting everyone in Buddhism.
That stance was basically saying that he didn’t want to fall into the trap of Buddhism.
Now again.
Zhu Bajie didn’t find it strange at all.
"Then what does the Great Sage think the old pig should do? Should he go to see that Tang Monk and become his disciple, or..."
Seeing Zhu Bajie asking for advice, Sun Wukong gave them both a blank look.
Lao Sun no longer has the surname Zhuge.
How you choose is naturally your own choice, and you will have to bear whatever consequences you cause.
It would be great if you, Zhu Bajie, could resist the karma of Guanyin and Lhasa and hide in the sky.
"Brother Monkey! From now on, we will be on the same side, so you can teach me how to do it."
"The cry of brother is really nice." Hearing Zhu Bajie call "Brother Monkey" for the first time, Sun Wukong really felt a little strange, "If you don't think it's such a big deal, you can just carry your wife on your back and leave. When will the Bodhisattva I’m here to look for you. It’s not too late for you to see Tang Monk again.”
"Brother Monkey, don't hurt the old pig..."
"You don't listen to Lao Sun, why do you ask me so much! You want to beat me!"
Sun Wukong bared his teeth when he saw a disagreement, and Zhu Bajie immediately shrank his head.
He really didn't dare to mess with this monkey.
Because if you really can't beat him, you will get beaten. The key is, there is no place to find reason.
"Okay, you pig-headed monster, hurry up and leave. It's time for Lao Sun to go back and report the news. It's time to find a place to catch up on his sleep. Come back in three to five to seven days."
After that, Sun Wukong stood up and left regardless of what Zhu Bajie wanted to do.
This provoked Zhu Bajie, who was in the stairwell on the second floor, to reach downstairs. Finally, he snorted twice and went to Gao Cuilan's door and said, "...there is a plagued monkey that I can't afford to offend. I'll come back in a few days, old pig." Look at you..."
Later.
A gust of evil wind made the whole backyard "ding bang bang" for a while, and finally disappeared far away.
Sun Wukong walked to the backyard door and saw the evil wind disappearing in the distance. He couldn't help but muttered, "This idiot is quite knowledgeable."
Wait for Sun Wukong to return to the front yard.
Gao Taigong, who had been waiting for a long time, kept asking, "Dragon protector, the monster may have captured it... How is the little girl doing now?"
Seeing that Gao Taigong loves his daughter very much.
Sun Wukong almost blurted out, you old man is also unlucky.
If she is really willing to marry Gao Cuilan to that Zhu Bajie, there is no chance that she will have the chance to become a happy god in the future.
What happened to the monster, what happened to the pig head and pig brain, Zhu Bajie is not an ordinary monster.
There are people in heaven!
It is not easy to send three or five people to heaven and become idle little immortals or gods.
Unfortunately, there is no chance.
"Wukong, you are talking."
"I was distracted just now, hehe." Sun Wukong came back to his senses and then said, "Don't worry, Taigong Gao, your precious daughter won't be hurt in the slightest while Old Sun is watching. It's just that the monster is not easy to take care of. Yes, I didn’t pay attention for a while, and he ran away.”
"But your daughter is still here, and I think she will come sooner or later. When the time comes, if I can do more, Grandpa Gao, what do you think?"
"Buddha bless you, please protect me."
Hearing from Sun Wukong that Gao Cuilan is fine, he can still go to the backyard to see his daughter. When the monsters come again next time, Sun Wukong will conquer the monsters.
Immediately, Gao Taigong felt very happy, and even immediately ordered Gao Cai to arrange a vegetarian banquet, hoping to treat Tang Monk and Sun Wukong to a good vegetarian meal.
But Tang Seng.
Seeing that Sun Wukong had not taken down the monster and might have to live in Gaofu for a while, his expression was a little unswerving.
But he didn't dare to talk nonsense in front of Sun Wukong.
So for five days.
Zhu Bajie never came to Gaofu again. Sun Wukong ate and drank every day, but he didn't think anything was wrong. Anyway, he was not lying down there.
But Tang Seng, who was waiting for the monster on his left and the monster on his right, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
After lunch that day, I quickly called out to Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, look at when that monster will come to this mansion again. You and I still need to go west, so why don't you take some time to look for that monster?"
Tang Monk couldn't wait any longer, but Sun Wukong just waved his hand and said, "Elder, Lao Sun doesn't mind looking for the monster, but if Lao Sun leaves this mansion, what if the monster turns around and sweeps the elder away? , what should we do?”
Isn’t it a happy life living in Gaofu?
Don't worry about eating or drinking, lie down when you want, and sleep when you want.
For Sun Wukong, who just wants to lie down, such a life is also very good.
Go looking for Zhu Bajie? That’s really leisurely!
Sun Wukong thought like this and deliberately tried to scare Tang Monk with his words. As expected, the monk was offended. After pronouncing the Buddha's name, he didn't mention anything about going out to succumb to demons.
Just a few more days.
Not only Tang Monk was impatient, but also Gao Taigong couldn't wait.
One after another, the two of them entered the small courtyard and surrounded Sun Wukong who was basking in the sun in the courtyard.
"...Wukong, I'd better trouble you to find that monster."
After chatting for a long time, Tang Seng finally revealed his purpose of coming, which was to let Sun Wukong go out to search for Zhu Bajie.
Quickly slay the demons and restore Gao Laozhuang's innocence.
"It doesn't matter. I'll come as soon as I go."
Sun Wukong agreed so happily, but it only lasted for half a month, and he was a little restless.
Also curious.
It's been so long, why hasn't that idiot come to Gao Laozhuang yet? I originally planned to act together with this idiot to make Tang Seng live happily in Gao Laozhuang for the second half of the year.
Just as he was about to leave, Sun Wukong didn't hide anything, he flew up hundreds of feet and quickly went far away.
Not long after, following the direction of the evil wind, Sun Wukong found a wild mountain full of thorns. After opening his golden eyes to peek, it turned into a stream of wind and penetrated all the way through the gaps in the wild mountain. It wasn't until he encountered a huge hollow in the middle of the mountain that his true form suddenly emerged.
"Idiot, why don't you take a look, whose grandpa is here?"
Sun Wukong thought that Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the stone couch, was dead in sleep, so he didn't take a closer look at first.
After the words were said, he couldn't wake up the idiot, so he took another look, and his expression suddenly changed.
This pig's head is injured!
At this time, Zhu Bajie was lying on the stone couch, looking like a pig's head, and he was asleep.
He was obviously seriously injured and passed out.
and.
Judging from the faint demonic energy swirling around his body, he was probably still in a coma and healing himself.
Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong thought for a moment, and could only squeeze a piece of Yimu Spiritual Technique and turn it into a clear drizzle, temporarily stabilizing the idiot's injury.
After a while, the drizzle stopped.
Zhu Bajie groaned in pain, stretched out his hand to cover his posterior mound, and suddenly sat up.
The evil spirit all over his body was even more vaguely formed into a yin and yang dharma intention. Seeing that meaning, if he took one wrong breath, he would use his magical power to kill the visitor.
But when Zhu Bajie saw clearly that the person in his cave was actually Sun Wukong, the old pig let out a sigh of relief, collected his magical power and said, "It turns out to be Brother Monkey, which shocked the old pig. Brother Monkey, you Why are you here?”
"Humph! If Old Sun doesn't come, will you, an idiot, faint to death for three to five years?"
"How did you get hurt?"
Sun Wukong was really curious about who injured Zhu Bajie.
Ordinary monsters are definitely no match for this pig head. The nine-tooth rake in his hand was not given to him for nothing.
Moreover, Zhu Bajie has a legacy.
As for other monsters or Sanren, since they could hurt him and wanted to kill Zhu Bajie, they would not hold back.
Otherwise, when it comes to finding the debt, I won’t regret it!
"Injured by an arrow from the void! As for who it is... I don't know who it is."
Zhu Bajie's face turned serious for a rare moment, and he said again: "Brother Monkey, Lao Zhu always thinks that it might be the hand of the Great Yi."
Sun Wukong...
This is a joke!
If Hou Yi really took action, how could you, a pig like you, still be alive today?
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"No nonsense. Back then, Lao Zhu led an army of 100,000 in Tianhe, and at the most, 300,000. All the heavenly generals competed with each other from time to time. I have never seen such skills in arrows. The strength of that arrow may not be the same as the intention of the law. But to tell the truth... I have never seen the old pig in the sky.”
"How many people in this world can have such archery skills!"
As the leading marshal, there is no doubt about Zhu Bajie's vision and ability.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to stay in charge of Tianhe Water Mansion for countless years.
Coupled with the sect's inheritance and Zhu Bajie's eyesight, it is definitely not bad.
He said that he had never seen that arrow before, so it was certainly not an ordinary archery skill.
"Why didn't I kill you with one arrow?" Sun Wukong glared at the idiot and said, "Is it really the work of the great witch?"
"Who knows."
Damn it! !
You don't even know who the person who hurt you is. You, the disciple, really got it for nothing.
"Then it's a wasted wound?" Sun Wukong's eyes turned as he spoke, and he suddenly thought of something, "Idiot, what do you think of this? In order to verify whether the arrow was shot by Yi, why don't you go back with me now? Continue to provoke Gao Cuilan?”
"What the hell, the old pig won't go!"
"Who knows whether the next arrow will directly cut the old pig into two pieces, and even penetrate the soul. Brother Monkey, you are trying to harm the old pig!"
Even if there was a 100% chance, Zhu Bajie would not dare to take such a risk.
Zhu Bajie knew very well how courageous and powerful Hou Yi was in shooting the sun, and he also understood that he really couldn't stop others from taking a serious shot.
He, Zhu Bajie, wouldn’t try something really fatal.
"Brother Monkey, you are not very good at the method of change, otherwise you will become like an old pig. How about trying it for the old pig?"
"Bah, bah, bah! You're such a pig with no good intentions!"
"Humph... I'm talking about the old pig. You, the Monkey King, don't dare to try it. How dare the old pig."
When Zhu Bajie said this, Sun Wukong also scratched his head helplessly.
To be honest, even with the Chaos Bell in hand, Sun Wukong didn't dare to say that he could really catch Dayi's arrow.
Back then, the tenth prince of the Golden Crow didn't have Da Luo's cultivation level, and he didn't have two or three protective spiritual treasures on his body. But what happened?
Kill a child with one stone!
The one who dies is called a simple one, the other one is called a miserable person.
For no reason, Sun Wukong was asked to try Hou Yi's arrow technique to shoot the sun, and he was still not sick.
"Since you idiot is injured, will you be recovering for a while?"
"Brother Monkey, if you have something to say, tell Old Pig directly, otherwise Old Pig won't know what you mean."
"Idiot! Is Lao Sun asking you if you want to go west together, or if you want to go to Gao Laozhuang? You idiot will not go there in the future. After you recover from your injury, you will chase after Monk Tang's Dharma Master."
When Sun Wukong said this, Zhu Bajie was stunned again.
He really hadn't thought about it.
However, with such a void attack, he really didn't dare to ask Zhu Bajie to continue teasing Gao Cuilan.
But if he just followed Sun Wukong back to worship Tang Monk as his teacher, and then headed west, he felt a little unwilling.
"You pig head, think about it slowly. Remember, don't go back to Gao Laozhuang again in the future."
"Let Lao Sun go back and give an explanation to Monk Tang. Let's go!"
Seeing that Zhu Bajie couldn't make up his mind for a while, Sun Wukong didn't bother to rush him and helped him make up his mind. He stood up and turned around.
But Zhu Bajie suddenly stood up from the stone couch, grabbed the hem of Sun Wukong's clothes, and said repeatedly: "Brother Monkey, how can you leave me like this? Old Zhu will go back with you right now, so that he can help Tang Monk all the way west." Go.”
"Are you sure you have thought about it?"
"Think it over, think it over. I happen to be traveling with Brother Monkey. The old pig will inevitably cause trouble to Brother Monkey in the future. Please take care of Brother Monkey..."
"What a beautiful idea! Old Sun never likes to take charge of things, do you understand?"
No matter how much Zhu Bajie keeps a low profile, he wants Sun Wukong to take more care of him on his way westward.
Anyway, Sun Wukong never agreed.
As for Zhu Bajie's misfortune and injuries on his body, Sun Wukong also pointed out a clear path for him. Guanyin Bodhisattva has the Three Light Divine Water in his hand, which can heal all kinds of path injuries and root injuries in the world, not to mention Zhu Bajie. This little injury!
He took Zhu Bajie all the way around Gao Laozhuang, and before Sun Wukong could lower his cloud head, he settled in the small courtyard.
A young man who looked like a tired hunter in the main courtyard suddenly blinked his eyes, causing Sun Wukong's heart to jump violently!
That look is so sharp! So special!
"Who is this? Why did he look at me? It's like being targeted by all the ten kings of hell."
"So weird!"
With this in mind, Sun Wukong did not settle in the side courtyard, but took Zhu Bajie directly to the main courtyard.
At this time, there were not only hunter-looking young men in the courtyard, but also Tang Monk, Gao Taigong and his wife, and others. But everyone didn't think anything happened when they saw Sun Wukong, but when they saw Zhu Bajie's appearance as a pig-headed monster, they all exclaimed.
Even Gao Taigong took the old lady and hid behind Tang Seng.
They looked like they were afraid that the monster Zhu Bajie would break out and hurt them.
"Wukong, what's going on!" (End of Chapter)