Chapter 240 Lung Itching
Li Sheng opened the door and found Han Letian, Mu Yulu and Shao Wangshu standing in the corridor, each holding a bag of hot pot ingredients.
"Hand in hand,"
Han Letian handed the plastic bag to Li Sheng and glanced inside the room, "Your house is quite clean. The room is tidy and has no smell. Either a transvestite or a gay."
Li Sheng welcomed the three people into the house and complained: "You think I am you, and I will pour milk, cockroaches, Nutritional Express, spicy strips, sour plums, toilet water, and raw pork into plastic bottles to raise the odor."
"That was all in elementary school, okay? And you did it too."
Han Letian rolled his eyes and turned on the air conditioner and TV in a familiar manner.
"Childish." Mu Yulu curled her lips and pulled Shao Wangshu to sit down on the sofa. The latter looked around curiously.
This room is indeed quite clean and tidy. The kitchen and living room are spotless. Even the bottom of the coffee table, the corners of the sofa and other blind spots, there is not much dust to be seen.
This is not because Li Sheng has mysophobia, but because of the principle of confidentiality and safety.
The technology mastered by forces such as Prometheus, Evil Science Alliance, and GS Biotechnology is so advanced that they can extract genes and clone them from just a hair, a piece of skin, or a drop of dried blood.
Not to mention those weird and unpredictable evil methods.
If a piece of hair accidentally falls out, it is really possible for someone to pick it up and then use the Seven Arrows Book of Nail Head or other witchcraft to cast a long-distance curse on the head.
Based on these concerns, Li Sheng designed multiple insurances when decorating the house.
Re-install the sewer system; central air-conditioning in the room is equipped with a fresh air system, and several filters are installed in the fresh air exhaust ducts; a sweeping robot cleans the room once in the morning and evening; insist on buying and cooking food by yourself to avoid taking-out boxes stained with DNA from being recycled .
In terms of caution alone, he is almost in the top 1% of all player groups.
Players who are more cautious than him are doomsday theorists who firmly believe that the end of the world is coming. They choose to live in underground bunkers that can withstand nuclear explosions, eat canned food, and drink mineral water.
As the host, Li Sheng was cleaning and handling the hot pot ingredients in the study room, chatting with his friends all the time, enjoying the rare leisure time.
Until
"Can I borrow the bathroom?" Shao Wangshu asked politely.
"Okay." Li Sheng pointed casually, and just as he was about to turn around, he suddenly thought of something and his face changed slightly.
Broken toilet seat!
As a liquid metal robot, Huiyu's physiological structure is quite magical. He can recover his physical strength by touching the switch without eating or drinking.
But she won’t give up such a fun thing as eating and drinking,
Now that her taste system is normal, she built herself a full-metal digestive system, and she indulges in calorie bombs such as hamburgers, cola, fried chicken, cheese pizza, bread, and high-fat and high-salt dishes every day.
All food is mashed into a paste in the metal stomach and excreted.
In her words, "While sitting on the toilet for more than ten minutes, I can play with my mobile phone and think about philosophical issues such as life, the universe, where should I come from, and where should I go. It is really beneficial to the body and mind."
What Li Sheng could do was to use super-hard and high-strength ceramics to reinforce the toilet at home so that it could withstand the weight of Huiyu's petite body of more than 800 kilograms.
In addition, there is also a pink toilet seat cushion.
Normally, a man living alone would not have such a thing in his home
"Slow!"
Li Sheng took a quick step and stopped Shao Wangshu who was about to go to the bathroom, and said with a tense expression: "This bathroom can't be used."
"Eh?" Shao Wangshu didn't react, "Why?"
Hahaha, I just had a big shit.
This reason flashed through Li Sheng's mind and was quickly abandoned. Why don't you flush the big one? Why not repair it if it can’t be flushed?
The corner of Li Sheng's mouth twitched slightly, and in his haste, he found another reason, "This bathroom is still being renovated."
"Huh?" Mu Yulu, who was preparing the hot pot base, asked with her eyes bleary: "How else can I decorate the bathroom?"
Li Sheng said without changing his expression: "I hate people pooping on my head most in my life, so I am going to change the position of the toilet."
"Because the layout of the rooms on each floor of the apartment building is the same, so as long as it's not on the top floor, it's like someone shitting on your head, right?"
Mu Yulu sighed and complained: "What a proud dragon."
"The young man is as fierce as a wolf, beating his chest with passion, carrying classic sayings on his shoulders, don't be so arrogant in front of me. You are proud, what can you do to me."
Li Sheng was able to fool this part by talking casually, and while Shao Wangshu was going to the bathroom next to the study, he quietly locked the bedroom door.
Huiyu is just a little girl weighing over 800 kilograms. The bed she usually sleeps on and the chair she sits on are reinforced with alloys to prevent them from collapsing.
Gudong, gudong.
The hot pot was steaming, and Han Letian held the bowl and asked: "A Sheng, where do you put the oil at home? I want to get some dipping sauce."
"Look in the cabinet under the microwave."
As soon as Li Sheng finished speaking, Han Letian opened the cabinet, and an electronic cigarette fell out with a pop, spinning in his bowl.
"Uh"
Han Letian groaned, "I remember the law stipulates that minors cannot buy e-cigarettes."
Li Sheng pretended to be calm: "This is not for smoking, it is a tool for me to practice turning my pen."
Bang bang bang!
More e-cigarettes fell out of the cabinet, with different styles and flavors.
Xiangyin Caiyun——soft cucumber flavor
Good luck - red dates flavor
Green Mountain Yingying——Mung Bean Flavor
Bamboo stick beats horse - herbal fragrance
There is no doubt that these are little snacks that Huiyu has secretly hidden.
Seeing this situation, Li Sheng remained calm and explained calmly: "I don't smoke e-cigarettes, I just like to spin pens."
"The big cigarette stick is stuffed in my mouth, I only smoke the fifth generation~ No matter how much you smoke, it's not bad, it's so nice without having to light up~ Try it beyond, my lungs are itching now~"
An abstract ringtone rang under the coffee table. Apparently, Hui Yu didn't take her cell phone with her when she entered the electronic pet egg.
Han Letian: (.)
Mu Yulu: (_ゝ)
Shao Wangshu: (|||Д)
Li Sheng silently took away the e-cigarette in Han Letian's bowl, walked to the coffee table, and picked up Hui Yu's mobile phone. The caller ID showed a harassing call from the insurance company, "Hello, thank you, I don't need insurance."
Hang up the phone, as the saying goes, as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed,
Seeing that Li Sheng looked so normal, Han Letian and others didn't dare to say or ask. It wasn't until after finishing the hot pot and watching the movie that they reminded Li Sheng to pay attention to his health and stop smoking.
Shao Wangshu also handed over a business card from a psychotherapy institution, gently reminding Li Sheng that if he was under great pressure to study, he might as well consult a doctor.
Snap.
After the door closed, Li Sheng silently took out the electronic pet egg and pressed the button.
Huiyu jumped out of the void and said carelessly: "Now that we have figured it out, what did you all eat? Ah Sheng, you have to compensate me well"
The words became softer and softer. From the corner of his eye, Hui Yu noticed the electronic cigarettes neatly stacked in boxes on the living room table. He patted his forehead and said, "I almost forgot, I haven't done my homework today. Hey, you Look at this homework, it’s really homework.”
(End of chapter)