Chapter 694: Talk to Dundun on the phone! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
In the study room of the B&B, Li Yu sat in front of the computer, picked up the golden cudgel, and became a man of destiny again.
When they were having fun, Mu Guiying posted a photo of four people doing yoga together in the small group.
The four beauties were wearing yoga suits. Zhou Ruotong was in black, Diao Chan was in rose red, Mu Guiying was in yellow, and Yun Xiao was in white. Li Yu suddenly felt that sitting in front of the computer and playing games was a bit silly.
No matter how important the ninth art is, it can still be put aside for a while!
He quit the game and wanted to send a message to Mu Guiying, but he was worried that it was a trap, so he finally chose to send a message to Diao Chan.
At critical moments, it is better to use our double agents.
"Baby Cicada, are you doing yoga?"
"No, we just tried on the newly bought yoga clothes. Sister Guiying kept taking pictures and said she would keep you awake at night."
Li Yu: "..."
He is indeed a man who wants to be an emperor, but his intentions are indeed sinister.
He asked:
"What are you doing now?"
"I was going to watch a movie. Sister Guiying wanted to watch a movie about fighting and killing. Sister Yunxiao wanted to understand the basic shape of Chinese society. I wanted to watch a comedy with frequent golden sentences, and then Sister Zhou chose "Let the Bullets Fly." ”
Needless to say, Professor Zhou’s film selection is pretty good. "Let Shen Yi Fei" really meets the requirements of several people. All the elements are covered. The plot is also divine and not boring at all... This kind of good movie, It goes well with snacks. How about I go get some snacks?
Li Yu tapped the table with his fingers, thinking about the consequences of doing this. No matter how powerful Tong Baobao's fist was, he wouldn't beat me to death, right?
Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Bu came upstairs and shouted before he even entered the study:
"Good brother, good brother, hurry up, hurry up, let the good luck cat restore Zhang Ren's luck, he almost killed someone!"
Li Yu drove the yoga photos out of his mind and asked curiously:
"What's going on?"
Lu Bu took a bottle of Assam milk tea from the cold drink cabinet, opened it and drank most of the bottle, then said:
"Zhang Ren was appointed Sima of Jianmen Pass after being persuaded by Li Su in order to cooperate with the imperial army internally and externally to conquer this pass easily."
Li Yu didn't expect such a good thing. In the original work, Zhang Ren was Liu Hao's staunch supporter and would rather die than surrender. He thought he would go through fire and water for Liu Yan this time, but he didn't expect that he would become our Yu Ze. become.
Li Yu asked:
"Have you taken down the sword gate and closed it now?"
Lu Bu sighed:
"Forget it, Zhang Ren's luck has been halved since then. He has been unlucky in everything he does. He sprained his ankles when walking, and his ankles were swollen thicker than his calves. He lost his front hoof when riding a horse, and his face was covered in blood. Even when he was eating, he lost his luck. He also suffered from vomiting and diarrhea, which was suspected to have caused food poisoning... After this series of unfortunate events, he could no longer work as a Sima, but guarded the warehouse, and the internal and external strategy was no longer possible. "
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
All this fussing has actually eliminated our advantage?
Sure enough, you can't be too wild when the wind is down. A good situation turned into a bubble, and Zhang Ren suffered an unreasonable disaster.
Li Yu picked up his cell phone and called Lin Xu:
The phone was connected, and there was a meow:
"Meow?"
Li Yu asked tentatively:
"Are you...Dundun?"
"Meow!"
Good guy, I can even answer the phone. I can sign up for a Mathematical Olympiad class tomorrow.
Li Yu said:
"It's like this. Last time I asked you to draw Zhang Ren's lucky points. It was a mistake. He is one of our own. Can you quickly return the lucky points that you took away? If possible, add one or two more points of luck. It’s worth it, it’s my personal compensation for him.”
I thought I wanted to give the tough guy a little shock, but it turned out that the tough guy was one of my own, so I had to make amends quickly to avoid Zhang Ren being biased against the court.
“Meow~~~”
Dundun's voice was a little tactful. Just when Li Yu thought that this matter was not easy to handle, the electronic voice of the calculator came from the phone:
"Add two, add three."
What does this mean?
Li Yu was a little confused:
"Dundun, why did you add it twice?"
"Meow meow meow...meow meow...meow..."
Li Yu: "..."
Baby, your voice is very nice, but can you speak Mandarin? Or the international official language designated by the United Nations. I really don’t understand this Meow language.
Just when he was in trouble, Lin Xu's voice came from the phone:
"Zhang Ren's original luck value was four points. After it was halved last time, he was left with two points. Just now Dundun made up for these two points and added another three points to him. Zhang Ren's luck value is now full. You will have good luck for a while, and when the luck value slowly drops, it will return to normal.”
Hey, did those few words of "dundunmiao" just now contain so many meanings?
Li Yu felt that he had failed a bit. When communicating with Gouzi, he had no idea what Gouzi meant. When communicating with Dundun, he was completely confused.
It seems that we can only be a bastard who waits for death while guarding his wife... Li sighed softly and finally realized the fact that he was a waste.
Li Yu thanked Lin Xu, asked Lin Xu's food processing factory to produce some meal kits that were convenient for outdoor consumption, and ended the call.
Lu Bu took out a pack of walnuts from the drawer, pinched them open like peanuts, then took out the nuts and ate them with gusto:
"Done?"
"It's done. Dundun has topped up Zhang Ren's luck value. He should have a wave of good luck recently, but it's hard to say what kind of luck it is."
Lu Bu threw the walnut shell into the trash can:
"Just add it back. I'm afraid that his life will be in danger. If that happens, I have to deal with Zhang Song hard. When we take Chengdu, let Zhang Ren punch Zhang Song to vent it, lest he keep holding it in his heart. Comfortable.”
Li Yu asked:
"Have Zhang Song and Zhang Ren reunited?"
"We have met. The news was sent by Zhang Song through the intercom. Now the two of them plan to cooperate inside and outside to help us open the gate of Jianmen Pass. This way, the gate of Chengdu Plain will be wide open, and the army can march straight in... But Jianmen Pass is easy to defend but difficult to defend. Attack, the location is dangerous, there is no good way in a short time.”
Lu Bu ate all the walnuts and felt more and more hungry:
"Brother, is there anything to eat?"
Li Yu said:
"I'll go to the kitchen and cook you something."
The two of them came downstairs, and just as they were going to the kitchen, they met Qin Qiong in armor.
Compared with the desolation when he first came, Qin Qiong is now very majestic. The golden armor has a noble air. In addition, Zhao Dahu personally fought it, and his protective ability has almost reached its peak.
When Lu Bu saw Qin Qiong, he smiled and said hello:
"Has the second brother arrived in Shuozhou?"
"I just arrived and went to Brother Yuchi's blacksmith shop to have a look. He wants some rouge and gouache to use on his wife. Brother Yu doesn't understand this either, so he wants to come to the real world to find out."
Li Yu said:
"I'll just take some toiletries with me later."
For the people in the book world, shampoo, shower gel, soap, and facial cleanser are already top-notch configurations. If you add perfume, essence, moisturizer and other skin care products, you will definitely be proud of the whole world.
Qin Qiong, like Lu Bu, hadn't eaten yet, so Li Yu directly set up a large soup pot. After the pot was hot, he added a little cooking oil, cut a piece of hot pot ingredients and threw it in to stir-fry, then added hot water.
After boiling, add various hot pot meatballs, freshly shaved beef rolls, gluten, lotus root, mutton, braised pork, etc., and put all the two people's favorite foods into the pot.
Then put two packages of noodles into the pot. After the noodles are cooked, add some green vegetables and fill two large pots.
Finally, Li Yu sprinkled some dried chili noodles into the basin and stirred it up with hot oil, and the spicy flavor suddenly appeared.
Lu Bu and Qin Qiong each had a bowl, and started eating with great excitement.
"I discovered for the first time that dried noodles are quite delicious when cooked like this. My craftsmanship is so good that even the Kitchen God has to step aside."
Lu Bu kept praising him while eating.
Qin Qiong filled her mouth with a piece of fish tofu and asked Li Yu:
"After Mr. Wenhe comes, will he also live in the mountains?"
"Yes, I will make arrangements with the village in the past few days to renovate an old house for Jia Xu and his family to live in... I don't know whether Jia Xu will bring his wife here, or the whole family will come."
Lu Bu took a big mouthful of soup from the basin and said:
"Mr. Wen He said that children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. He came to the real world with his wife this time, and his children and grandchildren stayed in the world of books. If they want to be officials, they can do it, and if they want to study knowledge, they can study without force." Jia After Xu comes, he will become the center of the B&B. As for his wife, she will just be responsible for taking care of Lao Jia, and there is no need to arrange other work.
Of course, it depends on the person's wishes. After all, if you have nothing to do, you might as well do something, at least it won't be so boring.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
"If we have any problems in the Sui and Tang Dynasties in the future, we can come here to ask Mr. Wenhe for advice."
The lineup of the B&B's think tank can no longer be described as luxurious, it is completely explosive.
If these people are tied together, all historical problems can be solved.
While the two were eating, Li Yu prepared a box of toiletries and asked Qin Qiong to come tomorrow and bring back some women's clothing to Mei Xiuying.
Qin Qiong said before leaving:
"I met Yuchi Xiandi's adoptive father Qiao Gongshan today. He plans to donate all the land in his name so that he can move to Fengming Village...Xiandi, should I agree?"
This should be Qiao Gongshan’s political investment, right?
Li Yu said:
"Let's defeat Shuozhou first, don't worry."
After Qin Qiong left, Lu Bu and Li Yu wrapped up their military coats and walked into the cold storage. They took out a cart of frozen meat they had stored in the past. Lu Bu left the real world in an electric five-wheeler and returned to the camp in the Three Kingdoms World.
After all this trouble, it was already past ten o'clock, and Li Yu no longer had the energy to go to the city, so he went back upstairs to wash up and sleep.
When he woke up in the morning, he saw a bunch of unread messages on his phone, mostly from Mu Guiying. This girl was wearing yoga clothes and posing in front of the mirror, and secretly took pictures of Diao Chan Yunxiao and Zhou Ruotong.
In addition to Mu Guiying, Diao Chan also sent a message:
"We have finished watching the movie. We just took a shower and lay in bed. Good night, husband."
Yunxiao sent a bunch of comments about the movie, and finally said good night.
Zhou Ruotong’s news is more interesting:
"I was waiting for you to come up with an excuse, but I didn't expect there was no response."
"Bad guy, is the game that fun?"
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Hey, Professor Zhou, are you giving me a chance?
He quickly got dressed and got out of bed, washed up, and drove straight to the city... He didn't go last night, so he decided to get back to work this morning, just in time to see a few people looking sleepy.
He came to the tea restaurant, packed a bunch of food, bought fried dough sticks, fried cakes and other food from the breakfast stall, and then went straight to Guanlan Mingshu Community.
Swipe the card and go upstairs, enter the door code, and the door lock opens.
Li Yu felt excited, hahaha, I, Hu Hansan, finally came in!
However, just as he opened the door and was about to go in, a flying knife came straight at him, grazing the tip of Li Yu's nose and flying over, piercing the door frame.
Li Yu was startled, and Mu Guiying inside was also frightened, and ran over quickly:
"Husband, who are you? I thought there was a thief at home."
Li Yu looked at the flying knife that penetrated the door frame and said:
"Even if you are a thief, you won't be able to explain it at all. Try not to use throwing knives next time. Your fists and kicks are enough to deal with 99% of thieves in the real world."
Mu Guiying looked down at her toes like a child who had done something wrong:
"I'm sorry, husband, I won't dare to do it next time."
Li Yu stretched out his face and said:
"I will kiss you as a punishment, otherwise I will never forgive you..."
Before he finished speaking, the Queen hugged his neck and took a big sip.
After the kiss, she pulled out the throwing knife, quietly closed the door, wrapped herself in pajamas and asked in a low voice:
"Why are you here so early, husband?"
"I'm afraid you'll be hungry, so come here early and get some food. Why did you get up so early today?"
"I got up to go to the bathroom and planned to take a nap. When I heard the door, I took out the throwing knife and came over to see which thief was so short-sighted."
Just as he was talking, Li Yu noticed that the girl's pajamas were empty. Mu Guiying also noticed this and ran back to the room in embarrassment, letting Mr. Li appreciate what a moving Rabbit is.
He came to the kitchen, took out the dishes and started preparing breakfast.
Mu Guiying put on her underwear and warm home clothes, woke up Yunxiao Diaochan and Zhou Ruotong one by one, washed up again, and came to the kitchen to help.
“This fried dough stick is well fried, the outside is crispy and delicious.”
"I just like to eat this kind of brown sugar oil cake. It has become a god in my heart. Can I try another one, husband?"
"Nutan, I've tolerated you for a long time, come here!"
"This porridge... I won't taste the porridge. Let's drink it together later."
Diao Chan yawned and came out of the room. When she saw Li Yu, her little face was filled with a happy expression.
Ha, it feels so wonderful to be able to have breakfast with love as soon as you wake up.
Yunxiao washed up and went to the kitchen to serve everyone food.
After Zhou Ruotong finished washing, everyone sat together and started eating breakfast.
"Yunxiao went to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasty today to see Mei Xiuying's clothes size and prepare some modern clothes for her."
After all, Da Laohei is also one of the door gods and Li Shimin's personal bodyguard for the next few decades. He must establish a good relationship to prevent any accidents from happening to Tian Khan in his cub stage.
Yunxiao agreed:
"Okay, by the way, I will extend the life of Mei Xiuying's parents and prevent them from passing away prematurely."
Diao Chan drank preserved egg and lean meat porridge and talked about today's arrangements:
"Sister Guiying and I went chestnut hunting this morning, had chestnut roast chicken at the B&B at noon, and went back to school in the afternoon... The weekend goes by so fast, and we will be back to school in the blink of an eye."
Li Yu nodded:
"I was like this when I was in school. I always felt that the holidays were too short and classes were too tiring. Now that I think about it, it was actually quite good when I was in school. I just focused on studying and didn't have to think about other things."
After breakfast, Li Yu cleaned up the kitchen, and the ladies went back to their rooms to change clothes. Professor Zhou also put on light makeup.
Mu Guiying drove Zhou Ruotong's Guard and drove Diao Chan and Yun Xiao back to the B&B, while Li Yu went shopping with Zhou Ruotong and then turned to the cold storage to have a look.
When he came to the intersection and waited for the traffic light, Zhou Ruotong raised his hand and squeezed Li Yu:
"You really didn't play games last night?"
"No, I'm so busy every day, how can I have time... If I had known, I would have been shameless to come last night. It's really not good to be shameless. It's a big loss."
Zhou Ruotong got down to business:
"In addition to all kinds of meat in the cold storage, I also plan to buy apples from several orchards to supplement vitamins for the soldiers. I also plan to buy some oranges from the south. You should pay more attention recently and buy when you find the right ones. Don't hesitate. ”
"Okay, dear daughter-in-law, I will ask someone first. If there are any unsalable orchards in Yinzhou, I will buy some first to benefit the growers in my hometown."
Li Yu went to buy vegetables, and by the way he bought an Eastern star grouper, a mandarin fish, and some hairy crabs.
The little girl hasn't had a serious meal at home yet, so this lunch should be a rich one.
After returning to the B&B, Zhou Ruotong went to the study to deal with some financial issues, and then went to beat chestnuts with Diao Chan and Mu Guiying carrying baskets and bamboo poles.
Li Yu went to the village and bought a big rooster. He passed by a place where several people were threshing chestnuts, and reminded them not to kill them all, but to leave some food for the small animals nearby to eat in the winter.
At the same time, in the Three Kingdoms World, near the south gate of Jianmen Pass.
Zhang Ren's ankle was still swollen, but he no longer had bad luck, and his whole spirit became different.
Zhang Song brought a bowl of instant noodles and said apologetically:
"Brother Zhengyi, come and try this delicious food. Maybe you will get better after eating this bowl of noodles."
Zhang Ren smiled:
"It will take a doctor's plaster. My body cannot recover by just eating."
But after all, he took the instant noodles and planned to taste the delicious food from the real world. At this moment, a group of people came in from the south gate of Jianmen Pass. One of them was in his twenties, carrying a medicine box on his back and a road guide in his hand.
The primary school guard took it over, looked at it, and asked habitually:
"What's your name? What do you do? Where are you going?"
"The villain Ji Tai is a doctor. He came to Yizhou from Guanzhong to take refuge the year before last. Now that he has achieved some success in medicine, he plans to return to his hometown in Luoyang for a visit. Please make it convenient for you."
When Zhang Song heard this, he immediately slapped his thigh:
"Brother, the doctor you wanted is here... Wait, he said his name is Ji Tai. I seem to have seen this name somewhere..."
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Sorry, brothers, it’s still the first update today. I took a cold medicine at noon, which was more powerful than taking sleeping pills. I fell into a deep sleep. When I opened my eyes, it was dark, and I even felt jet-lagged for a while.
(End of chapter)