Chapter 35: You can’t blame me, that’s how the original work was written! Third update 3k
Wang Chen was slightly startled when he saw this, and said: "You just said you were too sleepy, so you just found a corner and fell asleep. It turns out that you can sleep so well, we are indeed the same person. of the village.”
"Why did I fall asleep?" Tang San touched the back of his head and felt a little pain, and then his body felt sore as if he had been beaten severely.
"Hey, don't think it's strange. Young people can fall asleep anytime and anywhere like this." Wang Chen said, Tang San didn't look like he was pretending?
Wang Chen is actually not sure. Tang San's acting skills are too strong, at least actor level, so it's not easy to tell.
"Are you Tang San? Master asked me to bring you the bedding! Get up and get it quickly, don't sleep, it's almost lunch time." Teacher Mo Hen urged.
"Oh, thank you, teacher, and thank you, master, for me." Tang San got up and took it, walking a little unsmoothly and limping.
"What's wrong with you?" Teacher Mo Hen noticed something strange and asked with concern.
"No, it's nothing... I guess it's due to sleep paralysis. I'll be fine after just resting for a while." Tang San replied.
"Well, you're fine! Tang San, and you, are first-grade work-study students. You go to school for free, and you need to take on some tasks. From now on, you will be responsible for cleaning the garden south of the playground, ten hours a day Bronze soul coins. Remember, you have to clean every day and don't slack off, otherwise your salary will be deducted and the college may even order you to drop out of school. Do you understand me clearly?" Mo Hen asked after finishing his explanation.
"Yes, I heard you clearly." Tang San replied, but he was cursing in his heart: What Shabi Academy? I came to school, not to clean. I came to the Soul Master Academy, not the Health Academy.
"Listen clearly, then I'll leave first." Teacher Mo Hen turned and left. He has long been used to bullying. In this world of soul masters where the jungle is strong and the jungle is strong, it is good to learn to fight and protect yourself since childhood. .
Wang Chen was also complaining: [The dignified Soul Master Academy actually asked students to clean the house. Those who didn’t know it thought they were in some kind of pheasant academy. Tang Hao was really pretentious for Tang San. 】
[One more thing, Tang San and Xiao Wu's qualifications are full of innate soul power! It's a unique job for a child who is gifted with soul power to clean the house. 】
Tang San held a brand new bedding and pillow in his arms. There was a faint smell of sunshine, and the dry breath hit his nostrils. Compared with other people in the dormitory, he looked like a noble.
Tang San turned around, returned to his bed, and spread the bedding.
At this moment, Wang Chen became slightly excited, [Family members, something wonderful is coming soon! Tang San, a thirty-year-old uncle, is not ashamed to sleep with Xiao Wu...]
Xiao Wu: "???"
You want to see my show, right?
You want our company to die if you live broadcast it, right?
I won’t let you see it! !
[Of course, I won’t let Xiao Wu** really sleep with Tang San! When Tang San thought it would be nice to sleep with Xiao Wu tonight, I would take Xiao Wu away and make Tang San happy! What about this idea? Ha ha! 】
"Huh? Xiao Wu**" Xiao Wu was stunned, her cheeks were slightly red, and she felt a sense of joy in her heart: "So, Wang Chen actually likes me? I just don't know why, but he just doesn't show it. "
"If that's the case, then I'll let you expose your prototype!"
Xiao Wu walked to Tang San's side, her eyes fell on the blanket in Tang San's hand, and she said in a soft voice: "Um...Tang San, let's discuss it!"
"What are we discussing?" Tang San was stunned for a moment, and at the same time his heart was beating wildly. Even though he was thirty years old in his previous life, he seemed to have lost his mind in front of Xiao Wu.
"Tang San, your bedding is quite big. It's not a problem for two people to cover it. Can we put the beds together so that we can both sleep together!" (I won't modify it here, this is what the original work says) )
Xiao Wu’s voice became sweeter the more she spoke.
It made Tang San's ears feel like listening to the sounds of nature, and his heart was pounding.
I like her so much!
but!
At this moment, Tang San suddenly thought that the quilt was given to him by the master, and a feeling of reluctance arose in his heart.
No, at this moment, I would actually think of Master, Tang San, are you not mentally ill?
Take off your clothes first, then pull off your pink panty, pull out the rubber band on the panty, make a slingshot, find some rocks, and smash all the window glass in your hospital!
"Is that okay~"
Xiao Wu had a bit of a coquettish tone, and that voice made Tang San's whole body tremble involuntarily, and he instantly forgot about the master.
"It's not good if men and women don't have sex."
Tang San said duplicitously, but actually he was already happy in his heart. (I won’t modify it here, that’s how it was written in the original work)
“I don’t care if there’s anything bad about it. What are you afraid of as a boy? Are you afraid that I will… come over in the middle of the night and… rape you? "
The more Xiao Wu talked, the more she went overboard. (I won’t modify it here, that’s how it was written in the original work)
She glanced at Wang Chen secretly and saw that he was looking at him with serious intent. Xiao Wu was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.
At this moment, Tang San was so happy that he was speechless.
He glanced at his classmates in the dormitory, his eyes filled with envy, especially Wang Chen, who stared blankly. He must be jealous, right?
"Then...okay!" Tang San pretended to be innocent and agreed.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Wu immediately looked at Wang Chen, as if to say: Wang Chen, can you bear to see this scene?
But Wang Chen just watched quietly, as if he didn't care at all.
"???" Xiao Wu panicked a little. Wang Chen, Tang San agreed, why don't you come and take me away?
Xiao Wu gritted her teeth, since you want to play with fire, I will play with you and see who gets the first rush!
Xiao Wu angrily pushed her bed to the side of Tang San's bed and connected them together. In this way, it turned into a big bed, which made people imagine endlessly.
Tang San was so happy when he saw Xiao Wu taking such initiative, maybe he could sleep with Xiao Wu tonight.
Xiao Wu glanced at Wang Chen and found that the corners of his mouth were still upturned, and he seemed to be smiling happily.
【Did you see it? The two of them were able to share the bed together so quickly. They were really "like each other." 】
Hearing these words, Xiao Wu was so angry that she almost exploded!
No, what do you mean? Do you really want me to accompany Tang San at night?
Wang Chen, don’t regret it!
Xiao Wu put Tang San's quilt on his bed, then covered it with the quilt and put the pillows on it, turning it into a double bed.
At this moment, Tang San and Xiao Wu were like childhood sweethearts going to school together.
After everything was done, Xiao Wu still felt that it was not enough, and suddenly said to Tang San: "Tang San, come here."
"Huh? What's wrong?" Tang San couldn't control his legs in his heart, so he walked over obediently.
Xiao Wu didn't say anything, just moved closer to Tang San...
When the classmates in the dormitory saw this scene, their eyes almost fell to the ground, they grabbed their hair and wanted to scream loudly.
This kid Tang San was so lucky on the first day he came here? When Wang Chen saw this scene, he was also stunned. He never expected that Xiao Wudan would show up. What the hell?
[Family members, is there something wrong with this plot? Why does this 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit feel more rogue than the original one? Inexplicably trying to kill Tang San? Could it be that... what I traveled through was a fan of a certain old Liu Beiwen? 】
"One Hundred Thousand Years Rogue Rabbit?" Xiao Wu's expression stiffened, "What the hell are you talking about?" I really want to bite you to death!
The other girls couldn't help but be startled when they saw this.
"It turns out that Xiao Wu is like this too. She is a good match for Tang San. She deserves to be used as a sacrifice later and give birth to children for others!"
[...Ahem, forget it, am I that kind of person? It was still the original plan to take Xiao Wu away at the most critical moment to make Tang Sankong happy. 】
Although Wang Chen likes Xiao Wu, he doesn't like Xiao Wu like this!
There are so many Douluo beauties, why should it be Xiao Wu?
However, no matter what, Tang San couldn't feel any less happy.
Douluo Girls: This plot is great, it’s getting more and more interesting! I'm happy to see Tang San's uncomfortable look!
Xiao Wu:? ? ?
What's the situation? Do you think so?
If you are not a pervert, who will be?
But fortunately, he will take me away at the critical moment.
Xiao Wu gritted her teeth and kept getting closer to Tang San.
Fifty centimeters…forty centimeters…thirty centimeters…
Xiao Wu knew that she was playing with fire. If she was really entangled by Tang San, she would shed her skin even if she didn't die!
Twenty centimeters…ten centimeters…
The distance is getting closer and closer, and it seems that someone's heartbeat can be heard.
Bang bang!
Bang bang!
"No, Wang Chen, you're just watching and still not taking action?"
"Is this distance close enough?"
Xiao Wu couldn't hold herself any longer.
Are you trying to trick me again?
hateful!
Then it depends on who is in a hurry first!
Nine centimeters…eight centimeters…seven centimeters…
The entire Qisha seemed as if time had stood still.
"Wang Chen!??? How long are you going to delay! If I really want to be with Tang San... you won't even have a place to cry!"
At this moment, Xiao Wu's blood quickly calmed down, and she felt like she was falling into an ice cave.
Xiao Wu is about to cry!
Wang Chen, are you really just watching me helplessly and taking the initiative to fall into Tang San's abyss?
OK! You are cruel! You win!
Xiao Wu gave in!
At the critical moment, Xiao Wu slapped Tang San on the face and said, "I saw a mosquito on your face, I've already killed it for you!"
? ? ? Tang San: Are you so poisonous?
Tang San was so astonished that he suddenly felt like he was dreaming. Could he still be asleep or not awake?
No, my face hurts, it’s true!
And...why does my heart keep beating?
It feels so good!
Slap on the face, sweet in the heart.
Is this the legendary savage girlfriend?
I like it so much!
"Oh? Really? Did you kill the mosquito?" Tang San looked at Xiao Wu with even more intense eyes.
Xiao Wu felt nauseous: Is this guy sick? After being slapped by me, he actually liked me more? Tang San is indeed a big pervert!
"No, next time I fly to your face to suck blood, you tell me to hit you again." Xiao Wu said perfunctorily.
Tang San: Why does this sound so weird? My heart feels so sweet and I’m so looking forward to it!
Wang Chen was slightly stunned. He was about to forcefully pull someone away. How could such a change happen? Okay, why did Xiao Wu hit Tang San?
Could it be said that this paragraph was deleted from the original work?
Forget it, never mind it! Now go and take Xiao Wu away, the effect should be similar.
Wang Chen walked up and said tentatively: "Are there many mosquitoes? Then let's not stay there! Xiao Wu, how about I take you to a place without mosquitoes?"
If it doesn't make sense, then you have to convince people with virtue!
When Xiao Wu heard this, her nose felt sour for some reason and she nodded.
"Okay, wherever you go, I will go."
Wang Chen:? Did you agree so easily? I thought I was going to give him a good beating to persuade him with virtue.
"???" Hearing this, Tang San couldn't believe his ears. He was petrified on the spot, and a faint singing voice came to his ears:
Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing, the sky and the earth are vast...
That’s how the original work was written. The original work didn’t violate the rules, but I did? I’ve already fallen asleep in the original novel, and I’ve slept on it for six years, which is awesome. Good guy, why are you so crazy about coming to fight me in vain?
(End of this chapter)