Chapter 247 Lange: "All their children are in my hands!" (2-in-1)
Home late at night.
After being woken up from her sleep, Gloria went downstairs and saw Lango coming back, with unspeakable surprise in her eyes.
Without the slightest greeting, she almost instinctively opened her arms, with a face full of joy and excitement, and threw herself into Lange's arms like rain after a long drought.
She was wearing a simple nightgown, but it could not hide her graceful figure. The plump curves and the delicate luster of her skin had inadvertently attracted the attention of Tony who was standing aside.
Seeing Lango and Gloria hugging each other tightly, and even kissing passionately without anyone else watching, Tony couldn't help but cast his eyes on Mavis, who was standing above Lango and had transformed into a bat form.
What is surprising is that Mavis's eyes are not only devoid of any dissatisfaction, but are filled with the warmth and satisfaction of returning home, as if she is also happy for this moment of reunion.
"What the hell, how did this guy Lango do it?" Tony muttered secretly in his heart.
Rango and Gloria, immersed in the joy of reunion, kissed passionately for a long time. It wasn't until they heard the extremely obscene "Giggity~Giggity~" coming from beside them that Rango gently moved his head away. , hugging Gloria and introducing them to Tony and Saul.
As the person she has been with for the longest time, Gloria naturally knows about Lango's plan to save the world.
Therefore, she acted quite indifferently to the fact that Tony and Sol were from another world. After a brief greeting, she turned and walked to the kitchen to prepare coffee, leaving the living room space to the men.
But halfway through, she suddenly stopped and frowned slightly.
Tony Stark?
Thor Odinson?
Why does this name sound so familiar
But before she could think about it, bursts of rapid footsteps and rolling sounds had already penetrated into the atmosphere of the hall.
I saw yellow cylinders smaller than Teddy, different in height, fat and thin, rushing down the stairs in excitement!
The minions also found out that their boss had gone home!
After they saw Rango and Teddy, they jumped up and down with excitement, cheering "Big BOSS" and "Little BOSS". The scene was lively and warm.
"Haha!"
Rango laughed and picked up the two minions, kissed each of their heads, and then proudly showed off to Tony: "Look, these are the minions I mentioned to you, they are all great guys. .”
Although Tony was full of curiosity about these yellow creatures, he still pretended to be calm and said: "They are just robots wearing silicone coats."
"They are not robots. They are even older than the dinosaurs."
Lango smiled slightly and did not explain immediately. He knew that Tony would be surprised when he took him to visit the minions' laboratory later.
He gently stroked the minions' heads and asked them to go upstairs to rest, but these little guys lined up and looked at him expectantly.
Lange smiled helplessly, squatted down and kissed their smooth foreheads one by one like he did at home.
After the minions went upstairs contentedly, Rango stood up and met the slightly strange looks of Tony and others.
He couldn't help but spread his hands and asked: "They are like my children. As a father, can't I give them a good night kiss?"
Tony and Sol looked at each other and smiled, and couldn't help laughing and said: "Of course, we can, but we didn't expect that you have such a gentle side."
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Not long after, Lango, Tony, Sol and Quagma were sitting opposite each other on the sofa in the living room. They were either holding coffee or beer in their hands, but they all had a cigar in their mouths. The smoke was lingering, and the atmosphere seemed leisurely. A little bit serious.
Mavis, Yumi and others have quietly left, leaving only Gloria, who is detailing every detail of the family during Lango's absence.
Emma and Wednesday returned to New York after they successfully smuggled out all the collections in the British Museum and sent them to the docks for cruise ships traveling to various countries. Because they could no longer go to the witch college, the two little girls played wildly at home for a month until Wednesday's mother, Mrs. Adams, came to the door in person. Then she held their collars one by one and sent them to a school called Nefermoor. Academy.
Amos had told Lango before that there was an academy specially set up for some heterogeneous children with good backgrounds.
Lange did not show any disgust with this, but was a little surprised that Mrs. Adams would send them there in person.
It was already dark at this time, and no sound could be heard in the villa except Toothless who was playing in the swimming pool in the backyard.
Gloria observed the people in front of her. Rango had nothing to say. Tony looked like a guest, admiring and secretly commenting on the decoration of the room from time to time. Saul was holding a glass of beer and was pouring it into his mouth. Fill.
What surprised her was Quagma. As early as a week ago, Gloria had discovered that this guy had been wandering outside her house.
Despite her warm invitation, Quagma stubbornly refused to enter, fearing that he would make mistakes without his master at home.
In this way, this guy stayed in the courtyard of the murder house for a whole week, obviously having something important to tell Lango.
Thinking of this, Gloria gently put down the coffee cup in her hand, smiled and said to everyone: "You guys chat first, I will tidy up the guest room."
Sure enough, after she left, Quagma, who had been silent, suddenly became excited.
He stood up suddenly from the sofa, rushed to Lango's side, and said eagerly: "Lango! Why did you come back? I."
"Holdon, Holdon (etc.)"
Lange raised his hand to interrupt Quagma, looking at his extremely anxious look, he couldn't help but frown, "You just tell me what happened, and besides, I ran around all the worlds exhausted, and said Isn’t it to save our world? No matter how urgent your affairs are, how can you be more urgent than this?”
Hearing this, Quagma showed a trace of bitterness on his face. He sat helplessly on the coffee table behind him and said in a low voice: "If this problem is not solved, our world may be destroyed before the ancient gods show up." ”
Immediately afterwards, Quagma's eyes became extremely solemn, and he slowly opened his mouth and revealed the disturbing big trouble.
"Not long ago, we were in a research project in the south."
His narrative is like a lengthy historical documentary, with the causes and consequences intertwined, and the time span is as long as thirty or forty years.
After he finished speaking and digested the other party's words, Lango frowned and said: "In other words, an incident involving a superhuman child's energy going out of control occurred in a superpower research center in [Wooden House], resulting in the death of all personnel in the center, and Accidentally opened a portal to another world? ”
"Well, that's about it."
Quagma scratched his head in embarrassment and reluctantly admitted: "That parahuman research center existed before your father and I and others joined [The Cabin]. During the Cold War, faced with the threat of that giant bear, that research center The center is committed to cultivating children with super powers and using them as weapons of war. After years of human research, they have indeed succeeded."
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Lange suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu, using children as experimental subjects to develop superhuman children to promote hegemony
Isn't this the upgraded version of Watt Corporation and the low-end version of Hydra?
At the same time, Tony and Thor also looked at Quagma warily.
They had just traveled from another world. Unexpectedly, as soon as they sat down and took a sip of beer, they heard that an organization that used children as experimental subjects came to ask Lango for help.
Wait, this guy Lango won't be a member of the villain camp in this world, right?
"You didn't participate in those experiments, did you?" Lange asked Quagma seriously.
Quagma shook his head quickly with a firm look in his eyes: "Of course not! That experimental base was jointly established by [Woodhouse], the Ministry of Energy and the CIA, and was mainly responsible for the Department of Energy. I only learned about it after an accident occurred at the base."< br>
Lange curled his lips noncommittally and continued to ask: "Have any of you ever entered the door to another world opened by the superhuman child?"
Mentioning this matter, Quagma's expression became even more solemn: "Before our [wooden house] people arrived, the experimental base had sent dozens of guards in, but they all left and never returned, and no one came back alive. . Later, due to some reasons, the base was taken over by us. After I arrived, I immediately took a few men in to investigate."
He shook his head and narrowed his eyes: "It's full of monsters! They have different shapes and an astonishing number. Although the individual combat power is not strong, the overall number is suffocating. What's worse is that there are also hidden body shapes inside. Incredibly huge super monsters with all kinds of powerful abilities. In the end, I was the only one who escaped, and everyone else died there.”
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Lange was secretly excited when he heard this. This sounded like a good place to spawn monsters.
"We tried to close that door, but unfortunately, that door was opened by a little girl named Sharon. After she killed all the researchers in the base, including the experimental subjects, she stepped into that world. It has disappeared from our world ever since.”
Quagma then added: "This girl's mental power is unimaginably strong. As long as she is not found for a day, the door will always be open."
"So where does that door lead to?" Rango asked curiously, "Is it the entrance to hell?"
Quagma shook his head and slowly uttered a few words: "The scientific researchers at the base call it [Counter World]."
"Counter World?!" Tony's eyes suddenly widened when he heard this, and his face was filled with surprise and solemnity. He stared closely at Quagma, as if confirming every word he said.
Quagma looked at the other person and nodded heavily.
At this time, even Tony showed an expression of disbelief, his eyes full of solemnity and thinking.
Rango and Sol looked at each other speechlessly. The two semi-illiterates still don't know what the other person is talking about.
If you want to talk about the outside world and the inner world, Lange can also give you the answer based on the amount of film viewing in his past life. This is the first time he has heard of this reverse world.
"Tony?" Lango looked at Stark, who was rubbing his chin.
Tony smacked his lips a few times and explained: ""You don't understand the specific academic theory. Just imagine like an acrobat walking on a tightrope. Humans can only move forward on the tightrope, but fleas can not only jump on the tightrope, but can also shuttle freely under the tightrope. Below the wire here is the other side of the real world - the reverse world. ”
When Tony said this, there were mixed emotions on his face, he didn't know whether it was excitement or fear. He smiled and cursed: "Shet, your world is so chaotic, even the reverse world of Mom and Fake exists!"
Well, although Tony's explanation was quite vivid, Rango was still a little confused.
He temporarily imagined the counter-world as a hell-like world of monsters, filled with all kinds of demonic creatures. So, he asked Quagma: "So, what does this have to do with destroying our world?"
Quagma did not answer directly, but took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened a video and handed it to Lango.
After Lango took the phone, Tony and Sol also came over curiously. When the three of them saw the scene in the video, their expressions instantly became solemn.
In the video, extremely thick vines stretch out from the earth, seemingly endless, greedily sucking nutrients from everything around them. Any animals or plants that come into contact with these vines will quickly turn into black rot.
From time to time, in the sky and on the ground, strange monsters of various shapes suddenly appear from the air. They madly capture animals and even humans, bite and gnaw, and then suddenly disappear from the screen.
"This place is called the town of Hawkins."
Quagma said seriously, "Decades ago, there had been invasions from the Counter-World, but they were successfully resolved every time. However, due to Sharon, the door to the Counter-World was opened again this time, and A large-scale invasion has occurred. If we don't deal with this problem as soon as possible, our world will be completely invaded by monsters from the counter-world without waiting for the emergence of the ancient god!"
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Lange and the others looked at each other, but what Quagma said was true.
It can be seen from the mobile phone video that the huge vines covering an astonishing area and the monsters that emerge from the counter-world from time to time. If they are allowed to develop unchecked, I am afraid that the town will soon become the starting point of disaster, thus threatening the entire city. Safety.
"That is to say, we must enter the reverse world, find the girl named Sharon, and bring her back in order to cut off the connection between the two worlds?" Lange confirmed again.
Quagma nodded in affirmation, "Theoretically, this is true, but there are a huge number of monsters in the counter-world, and there are all kinds of unknown powerful creatures, so we need a strong leader. Rango, please leave this matter You!”
Lango shrugged and did not refuse Quagma's request. Whether it was to save the world or out of interest in the massive monsters, he had no reason to refuse this action.
"OK, I'll join."
"Yes! I knew I was right!"
Quagma suddenly said excitedly: "Lango, you are more responsible than your father."
Lange was speechless, "Responsible? It's not my fault, I'm just helping you clean up the mess."
While he was complaining, Tony and Thor also expressed their interest in joining. They came to this world to experience different customs and customs, and Thor was even more eager to fight. As soon as he heard about saving the world and killing endless monsters, he excitedly waved his Mjolnir.
"Then it's settled!"
Quagma couldn't wait to get up and prepare to call the research base in the small town of Hawkins. Although he doesn't fully understand the strength of Tony and Sol, since they can mix with Rango, they must not be too bad.
He took out his mobile phone and prepared to notify the research base to prepare for them. At the same time, he said: "I will accompany you into the reverse world. Together with your two friends, the strength should be enough."
However, Lange suddenly interrupted him, "No, just a few of us can't do it."
He touched his chin, raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes flashed with thought, "Since we want to form a team, we also need a professional counterpart."
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The next morning, sunlight flooded a Brooklyn hotel.
The exterior wall of this hotel is covered with a variety of plants, which looks both vibrant and eerie.
Lango held the hand of Mavis, who had turned into a human form, and Tony was also following him, who wanted to follow her. The three of them were standing in front of the hotel door.
"What are you thinking about, Rango, hurry in." Tony looked at Rango with a speechless look. They had been standing outside for almost ten minutes, but Lango, who had always been bold, did not dare to open the door and go in.
Lango turned to look at Mavis and confirmed again: "Have you really not been back for more than a month?"
"How can I come back?" Mavis asked with some dissatisfaction: "I have been in the world of my motherland before, and then I went to Tony's world with you. Now is the first time I have returned to Hotel Transylvania."< br>
"Okay."
When he thought about Dracula's slave girl not receiving news from his daughter for more than a month, Lango couldn't help but worry that the other party would be furious.
But this time, after all, I came with a mission, so not going in was not an option.
He took a deep breath and gently opened the hotel door.
At this time, the hall was empty except for a black receptionist standing straight in front of the counter, smiling and ready to welcome guests. But when he saw the face of the visitor clearly, the smile instantly froze on his face.
He quickly picked up the "Least Popular Guests" list on the counter, flipped it through, and saw Rango Winchester's photo.
That's right, the guy who kidnapped the daughter of the hotel owner, Mr. Dracula, has been listed as the most unwelcome guest among the many monsters in the hotel.
But before he had time to notify his boss who was resting upstairs, a blood-red light and shadow had already shot out from the corridor like lightning and arrived in the center of the lobby in an instant.
"Uh...hehe, Uncle Dracula, long time no see." Lange looked at the tall figure in front of him, forced a smile on his face, lowered his head and said hello.
But Dracula's attention was not focused on Lango at all. He hugged Mavis excitedly without even looking at Lango, and kept telling her how much he missed her.
Mavis looked at the grumbling father in front of her, pushed him away with disgust, then hugged Lango's shoulders tightly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Lango and I came here to see Uncle Wayne for something. , and Dad, you are too excited.”
"What? Looking for that stinky wolf?"
Dracula looked at his baby daughter who was no longer willing to get close to him, and then looked at Lango, who was tightly hugged by Mavis and smiling "hehe" at him. His originally bloodless face was instantly angry. Got to be red.
This is the first time Mavis has gone home in thirty-six days since she left with Rango. This was also the first time that Mavis had been away from him for so long. Unexpectedly, not only was there no warm scene when they met, but she was also disliked by him.
Dracula glared at Lango angrily, then shouted Wayne's name.
His roar instantly echoed throughout the hotel, waking up every resident inside.
After a while, Wayne came to Lango and the others wearing a cool vacation shirt and holding an unshakable cigar in his mouth.
It is worth mentioning that although Lango never knew what Wayne's strength was, he was always full of panache every time he appeared on the stage.
"What do you want from me?" Wayne lowered his eyes and glanced at Lango lightly.
Lango quickly took out the high-end cigar he had carefully prepared from his pocket, lit it respectfully for the other party, and then in an extremely sincere manner, recounted what Quagma had said last night, word for word, without omission. Read it again.
Among them, he particularly emphasized their need to enter the reverse world to find the little girl Sharon.
With the strength of Lange, Thor and others, it may not be difficult to enter the reverse world, but looking for a little girl in such a vast area is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.
Without the assistance of any advanced equipment, he could only place his hopes on this werewolf ancestor.
According to Mavis, Wayne can accurately locate the other person's location even if they are thousands of miles away by simply sniffing the other person's clothing or footprints.
Although it sounds a bit exaggerated and ridiculous, there are even werewolves and vampires in this world, and Lango doesn't doubt it.
So he came here early in the morning, ready to invite Wayne to join their team.
On the one hand, he wanted to find Sharon, but on the other hand, he also wanted to take this opportunity to witness with his own eyes the true strength of Dracula's old friends.
On the other side, after listening to Lango's narration, Wayne held two thick cigars in his mouth, frowning, and seemed quite embarrassed while puffing away.
After a long while, he slowly spoke: "In other words, you want me to track by scent? But my nose has long since deteriorated."
"Degenerate?" Lango's face was full of surprise. Can a werewolf's nose still degenerate?
"Do you know how many children I have raised?" Wayne sighed helplessly, "After smelling so many diapers, can my nose still be sensitive?"
"Uncle Wayne~"
When Mavis heard this, she immediately opened her watery eyes and looked at Wayne expectantly.
Dracula on the side saw his daughter's appearance and wished he could take action himself. It's a pity that although his combat power is strong enough, finding people is not his strong point.
Fortunately, like the other monsters in the hotel, although Wayne looks ferocious and scary, he is actually a warm-hearted person.
After thinking for a moment, he suddenly raised a finger: "Yes!"
Then he blew a loud whistle upstairs.
Under Lango's blank gaze, the ground of the hotel suddenly shook violently, and then there was a rush of footsteps in the empty corridor!
In the next moment, countless wolf cubs surged out like a tidal wave!
"Waterfa?!"
Lango looked at this scene in shock. The number of these wolf cubs was simply beyond imagination, and each of them had an airplane head on their head, looking like a delinquent boy. The most outrageous thing was that each of them had all the food in their mouths. Plugging the pacifier
As soon as these little guys appeared, they rushed to jump on Wayne and kept shouting "Daddy", their voices one after another, just like being in a noisy kindergarten.
"Sit down!"
Wayne's eyes widened and he shouted at the little wolves hanging on him. However, these little guys just bit their pacifiers tightly and turned a deaf ear to their father's orders.
"I said - sit down!"
Wayne raised his voice again and shouted angrily, but still got no response.
Seeing this, Lango looked at Mavis awkwardly.
It seems that no matter how awesome a man is, he will always have a helpless side when facing his own children.
He coughed lightly and asked with a smile: "Uncle Wayne, I just want to ask, do you have any more obedient children?"
Wayne, who was feeling exhausted both physically and mentally and with twitching eyelids, suddenly became energetic when he heard this: "Of course, Winnie! Winnie, where did you go?"
Before he finished speaking, a little wolf cub about the same height as Teddy bit his pacifier and jumped to Rango's side.
This little guy is wearing a pink princess dress, and the fluff on his head is carefully tied into a small braid and tied with a bow. Paired with those big eyes that are somewhat similar to Mavis, she looks particularly cute.
Wayne knelt down and asked Winnie gently: "Dear Winnie, sister Mavis and her boyfriend need your help with something, are you willing to lend a helping hand?"
Winnie opened her big curious eyes and looked at Lango, who was grinning and looking at her with a smile. She tilted her head and asked doubtfully: "What does boyfriend mean?"
Wayne was about to explain when he suddenly saw Mavis right next to Lango.
Alarm bells rang in his heart, and he quickly pulled his baby daughter, making a fierce face and scaring him: "That is a kind of monster that has never been seen on the mysterious island. Any girl who has a boyfriend will be without him all day long. At home, I can’t see my parents, I can only stay outside and wander around every day, I can’t see my brothers and sisters, and...”
"I want to have a boyfriend too!" Winnie immediately shouted excitedly after hearing this.
After she finished speaking, she couldn't wait to jump on Lango's body, clutching Lango's pants tightly with her claws, as if she was afraid that the other party would suddenly disappear.
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Faced with Wayne's threatening gaze, Lango sighed helplessly.
It seemed that his act of abducting Mavis had left a very bad impression on these old monsters.
Although he is indeed a bit lustful, Winnie is just a little guy biting a pacifier, and no matter how perverted Lango is, there is no way he can reach that level.
And as of now, although Wayne and his wife have given birth to a lot of wolf pups, Winnie only has a little cotton-padded jacket, and the others are all leather jackets. He doesn't dare to have any messy thoughts about this.
Wayne stared at Winnie, who was full of expectations and eager to explore the outside world, and sighed secretly in his heart, and then explained: "Winnie has the strongest sense of smell among all my children. It may be a little worse than mine, but I can help you find someone." There should be no problem.”
"Thank you Uncle Wayne for your support"
Lange smiled and nodded repeatedly, then took Mavis and Winnie and prepared to leave directly.
"Wait!"
At this moment, Dracula suddenly shouted from behind.
He asked repeatedly as if to confirm: "Is your destination this time [Counter World]?"
"Yes." Lange nodded and asked curiously: "Uncle, have you been there too?"
Dracula did not answer directly, but first exchanged a meaningful look with Wayne, as if communicating something silently. Then he called loudly upstairs.
After a while, a huge green jelly-like creature, several meters tall, jumped down the stairs, looking at everyone curiously with its big round eyes.
The brothers Dracula and Wayne lay on the left and right next to the big slime's ears, whispering for a long time.
The next second, under Lango's shocked gaze, the big slime opened its mouth, coughed heavily, and spit out a small green jelly only the size of a palm.
This little jelly is quite similar in appearance to a slime, but is much smaller.
As soon as it appeared, it jumped onto Lango's head without saying a word, causing Lango's forehead to glow green under the light.
"This"
Lango looked above his head in confusion. What did it mean to give him a piece of jelly before leaving?
It doesn't look like it's edible.
Dracula touched his chin, with a hint of arrogance in his eyes: "Don't ask so many questions, boy. I have to warn you, even if you can't come back by then, you must bring Mavis, Winnie and this one Send the little slimes out of the counter-world together. Otherwise, we old guys will go in to find you personally. Believe me, you don’t want to see that scene.”
After hearing this, Lango nodded solemnly and promised: "Don't worry, I promise to bring Mavis, Winnie and this little slime back unharmed!"
"Then you will be in trouble." Wayne joked, holding a cigar in his mouth: "Vinnie is in the shedding period now."
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Outside the hotel.
Lango lit a cigarette for himself while leaning against the wall. He just took out the cigarette case, and Tony, who had been pretending to be invisible since entering Hotel Transylvania, couldn't help but take out a cigarette from the cigarette case.
Tony took a deep breath, and in the smoke, his voice was a bit shocking and incredible: "Lango, although I have only been here for a day, I have to say that your world is so chaotic! What was the name of that green jelly just now? Damn it? There’s even a slime!”
"Shh"
Lango quickly raised a finger to his mouth, raised his head slightly, and looked at the little slime who was sitting above him, looking around with his round eyes.
He reminded in a low voice: "Be careful what you say. Their children are all in my hands now. I can't protect them from these crazy child-protecting monsters who are eavesdropping inside!"
When Tony heard this, he immediately fell silent and unconsciously moved towards the door of the hotel.
Lange looked down at the few little lives hanging on his body, and an inexplicable emotion surged in his heart. He turned around and looked at himself at the moment through the reflection of the glass wall outside the hotel.
At this moment, he has Mavis in the form of a bat on his shoulders, and on his legs is a little wolf cub Winnie with a bow tie and a pacifier in her mouth, and the green jelly is sitting firmly on top of her head. Biology.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Lange fell into a long silence.
Ever since he embarked on the road to slaying demons in North America, he has been working hard to shape his own character.
As the eldest son of this generation of the Winchester family, he once held the Holy Cross finger tiger in his fist and held the legendary Colt demon-conquering revolver. He was tall and burly, with a cold and deep temperament, and his methods of defeating demons were violent and cruel!
When the dark world heard his name Lango, it even reached the point where it could stop the little devil from crying at night!
However, time flies by, and now he feels like he has a zoo at home.
From time to time, various cute and harmless looking guys would stay in the Murder House, and he himself had changed from a cold exterminator to a strange existence covered with "pets".
Zhihu has become Yuumi, Revolver has been replaced by Mavis, and he even has a wolf cub and a slime attached to him now.
"Alas"
Rango sighed with regret. He was no longer the Winchester who violently exterminated demons. Now, he seemed to have gone further and further down the road of being a zoo director and could never look back.
(The werewolf Wayne family, the one with bow braids is the little wolf girl Winnie, from the movie "Hotel Transylvania")
(Big and small slimes, from the movie "Hotel Transylvania")
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