Chapter 249: This guy turns out to be a spare food? !
"vomit"
Accompanied by a nauseating stench, everyone seemed to have passed through a curtain made of carrion.
Lango, Tony and others all bared their teeth and twisted their faces into painful expressions, as if they were undergoing a double torture of taste and smell.
Only Quagma, who was the first one to rush in impatiently, and rushed back and forth dozens of times, showed a satisfied smile on his face.
“The last time I came in, I didn’t have much fun because of the tight schedule. This time, I finally got what I wanted.”
Quagma put his arm on Lango's shoulder and smiled evilly: "After we bring Sharon back, I must discuss with her about opening a door to the reverse world on my bed. Such a good thing. , you don’t encounter it every day.”
"Haha, if you are not afraid of being bitten to death by the monsters coming out at night, just drive it." Lange replied speechlessly.
To be honest, he and Quagma have known each other for a long time, but he still doesn't know what other extraordinary abilities the other person has hidden besides the pinas that can be heated to the point of melting steel at will.
Without further ado, everyone has successfully passed through the disgusting door of flesh and entered the so-called [Reverse World].
In front of his eyes, the sky showed a color as scarlet as blood plasma, as if the fire clouds that had accumulated for countless years were pouring down at this moment, reflecting the rugged and rocky land in a bright red.
"Hmm"
Lange pondered for a while, but he was not too shocked.
He has traveled extensively over the years and has seen a lot of the world. A bloody sky is not enough to scare him.
However, what made him feel a little strange was that Quagma had mentioned that he encountered countless monsters when he entered here last time. But at this moment, Lange looked up and saw not even a shadow of a monster except the bare ground.
"Winnie."
Lango turned to look at the little wolf girl on his left shoulder. The little guy was looking around curiously. Without any hesitation, Winnie pointed in one direction with a sweet voice and said: "Just go over there. Walk about ten kilometers first, and there will be a very high mountain. Walk around that mountain for another ten kilometers. , you can see Sharon. By the way, she seems to be sleeping."
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Well, compared to the inverse world, Winnie's incredible sense of smell shocked Rango even more.
How did this little guy do it? You can actually smell the other person's current state through the things you have come into contact with.
In this way, due to bringing three little boys as "trailers" and being unfamiliar with this strange land, Lango was worried that quick action would provoke a large number of monsters, thus disturbing Sharon who was still far away.
Therefore, he did not use his supersonic flight ability to arrive quickly. Instead, he chose to walk and chat with a group of people, just like on vacation, and embarked on a journey to find Sharon.
Within half an hour, the three little boys who insisted on following were completely exhausted. They linked arms and staggered to the end of the team with heavy steps.
Lango wanted to reprimand them, but when he saw Tony and Quagma sitting on the ground equally exhausted, gasping for breath, he swallowed the blame on his lips.
"Spare me, Rango." Tony wiped the sweat from his forehead and said helplessly, "Didn't you notice? The ground here is rugged, and walking is as tiring as climbing a mountain."
"That's true," Quagma agreed. "Get some rest, guys. Didn't Winnie say that guy is sleeping? It's okay to be late. Right, Winnie?"
Winnie, who was sitting on Lango's shoulder with a pacifier in her mouth, heard the words and sniffed the iPod in her hand that Sharon had worn for many days. She nodded her head and said vaguely: "Yes, she is still sleeping. , and turned over two minutes ago.”
".Okay."
Rango and Sol looked at each other and smiled. Both of them have the physique of the gods. Such walking is not a burden to them at all. Even if they walk for a whole day, they still have plenty of physical strength.
Several people sat around a relatively flat stone to rest.
Lange finally couldn't help asking Quagma the question he had always been curious about: how did he and the Four Horsemen of the Log Cabin have superpowers, and how did they capture dark creatures everywhere.
Quagma smiled when he heard this, "I thought Peter had told you when you went to the past timeline."
He rubbed his chin, which was several times wider than ordinary people, and recalled: "It was a long summer. I remember that Pete and Louise had just gotten married, and our families met to go to the island for vacation."
"One midnight, while we were drinking beer and talking about women on the beach, Pete suddenly discovered an underwater cave."
At this point, Quagma pretended to be mysterious, "What do you think is hidden in the cave?"
"Alien spaceship?"
"Hammer?"
"Nemo!"
"Mermaid!"
"Martial arts secrets!"
"Nipple!"
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Lange glanced at the black-haired Asian kid who was telling martial arts secrets. After thinking for a while, he suddenly thought of Andrew in the world of black robes.
He guessed and said: "Could it be that you discovered a huge glowing composite crystal and then touched it and gained super powers?"
“NO~NO~NO~”
Quagma shook his finger, and then said proudly: "It's the body of an alien."
"Oh~ then what?" Everyone suddenly realized, and then asked one after another.
Quagma recalled: "We all drank a lot that night, and I don't know who suggested that we hold a barbecue dinner. Then we roasted the alien and ate it."
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Rango and Tony looked at each other in confusion, and repeatedly confirmed: "Did you just say you ate it?"
"Comeon (please)! Don't look at me like that." Quagma said innocently, "If you see an alien corpse, can you resist eating it?"
"Fake! Of course I can hold it back!"
Rango replied speechlessly, "You are not in the Arctic or the desert, and you have nothing to eat, so why do you have to eat an alien?!"
"Didn't I tell you, we drank too much that night, that's why it happened like this."
Quagma curled his lips easily, as if he didn't care about these things at all, and continued: "Anyway, after eating that thing, we all slept very sweetly that night. When we woke up the next day, everyone They all possess all kinds of superpowers beyond imagination.”
"For example, your father, Pete, that guy is simply immortal. No matter how much damage he suffers, even if he is sieved by bullets, as long as you look away, he will recover intact in the next second, including his clothes. All are restored as before.”
"And there's Old Joe. His strength is astonishing. He can easily lift a yacht. His speed with both hands can even exceed the sound barrier. He is like a monster in a wheelchair."
"Cleveland has become a master thief. As long as he touches something, it will magically appear in his home the next day, as if he has the ability to move through space."
"As for me."
When Quagma said this, he proudly prepared to take off his pants to show off, but under Lango's warning gaze, he smiled awkwardly and explained: "I own the whole world, it can even be said to be the whole world." The best 'Pinas' in the universe. Not only can it automatically sense various dangers, but it can also be heated enough to melt alloys, and can even be extended one or two meters to be used as a weapon. Otherwise, how did you think I could reverse this? Came out of the world safe and sound?”
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After listening to his words, Lango couldn't help but fell silent.
I had to painstakingly kill so many monsters and fill up the system progress bar countless times before I could acquire this extraordinary strength.
It turns out that the damn Four Horsemen just ate a feast from aliens and became superhuman as a result.
Of course, if he had a choice, even if the alien was sent to him, Lango would definitely not be interested in eating it. He had no interest in the ability of pinas that can be freely heated.
"Okay, guys."
Quagma clapped his hands, interrupted Lango's thoughts, and asked seriously: "The story is over, has anyone brought food? I'm almost hungry."
Everyone stared at each other. Almost all of them went into battle lightly, and they didn't bring any spare food.
However, after Quagma said this, even the children Tony and Lee felt a strong sense of hunger.
Tony stroked his growling stomach, frowned, and shouted to Rango: "This is wrong. We had breakfast at home before we set off. It has only been a few hours, how could we be hungry so quickly?"
He looked up at the surrounding environment shrouded in red light, and his expression became solemn: "There is only one possibility. Our physical consumption here far exceeds that of the outside world."
"Shet."
Lango also understood after hearing this, and his expression instantly became serious. If I had known about this, I wouldn't have brought the three oil bottles in with me.
He looked at Yumi, and Rango remembered that this little guy seemed to have a collecting habit. He might have dozens of tons of frozen fish hidden in the magic book.
As a result, Yuumi just scratched her head shyly, and took out an exquisite fish tank from the magic book. There was a clown fish that was very similar to Nemo in "Finding Nemo" swimming in it. Its orange and white scales were in the water. Shining light.
"I only have this, do you really want to eat it?" Youmi asked with some reluctance.
Lange looked at the small fish that was only two fingers wide inside and shook his head in a funny way. This thing was not even enough to fit between his teeth.
He shrugged helplessly and said: "It seems that we still have to rely on flying. Come on, Quagma, you hold Tony, you three little guys, hold Thor and me. There are still ten more How many kilometers away? Let’s just fly there.”
After saying that, he casually picked up the little Asian boy named Li and floated lightly, preparing to soar into the sky.
However, at this moment, the little slime that had been staying quietly above him suddenly opened its mouth and sprayed out green jelly-like objects that were similar in size to it but were inanimate.
"This"
Everyone looked at the little guy above Lango's head in confusion, wondering what it was doing.
But Mavis and Winnie quickly jumped to the ground, picked up the jelly pieces and put them into their mouths, with satisfied smiles on their faces: "The taste is still as wonderful as before, sour and sweet."
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They both shrugged their shoulders happily, as if they were tasting the supreme delicacy. Facing the surprised looks of people around her, Mavis explained with a smile: "This is the body part secreted by slime. It is completely edible and non-toxic and harmless."
Seeing the two of them enjoying themselves, Tony couldn't hold back anymore and reached out to pick up a piece of jelly and put it into his mouth.
In an instant, his pupils suddenly dilated, and his face was filled with disbelief: "Damn?! This is simply the most delicious jelly I have ever tasted!"
Hearing this, the others could no longer hold back and picked up the small green jelly one after another to taste. They immediately received rave reviews and incredible looks on their faces.
Seeing this scene, Lango couldn't help but hold the little slime above his head in his hands and look at it carefully.
I saw that this little guy had spit out hundreds of jelly, but his body shape had not changed. His little eyes were full of pride and joy, as if he was very happy to help everyone.
Lange couldn't help but laugh, thinking that this kid was the spare food prepared by Hotel Transylvania for them!
(End of chapter)