Chapter 697: King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn, have they been replaced? 【Ask for monthly ticket】
In the real world, Li Yu returned to the B&B and saw Mu Guiying and Zhou Ruotong playing badminton. He ran over to join in the fun, but was tortured by the two in turn.
"Hahaha, I didn't even exert any force, husband, why did you fall down?"
Mu Guiying waved her racket and said the famous lines from "Journey to the West" very loudly.
But when Zhou Ruotong went to drink water, the girl quickly said:
"Sister Zhou asked me to torture you. As a concubine with no status, I naturally have to listen to my wife, otherwise I will be punished by kneeling on the washboard."
Li Yu took off his coat and continued to fight with her in a sweatshirt.
I kept beating until I was sweating, then I washed my face and went to the kitchen to start preparing dinner.
Today's dinner is relatively simple. I heat up the leftovers from lunch, stir-fry the uneaten rice, and make cucumber and egg drop soup. It's all done together.
Yunxiao came back during the meal and said as soon as he walked into the restaurant:
"Tu Xingsun stole the Six Soul Banner of Chang'er Dingguangxian and prepared to take Deng Chanyu away from Chaoge. He was killed by Yang Jian, and the Six Soul Banner was also snatched away by Xuandu Archmage."
Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Is anyone injured in Chaoge?"
"No, because we weren't sure if Zhunti was ambushing us secretly, so both parties exercised restraint."
Li Yu served Yun Xiao a bowl of fried rice:
"After Yang Jian killed Tu Xingsun, didn't he have any psychological condition?"
Fighting against his former brothers, if Yang Jian had any knots in his heart, he had to find a way to heal them.
Yunxiao said:
"Emperor Xuanyuan invited Yang Jian to stay for a while in Huoyun Cave, saying that he wanted to teach some Taoism, but mainly to enlighten Yang Jian... They say that emperors are ruthless, but Emperor Xuanyuan has always cared about the human race, and even comforted Yang Jian himself, which is really surprising .”
Li Yu thinks this is normal:
"The emperor's ruthlessness only applies to the period of rule. They still care about the younger generations. Besides, Yang Jian is a rare young talent in the human race, so it is normal to be favored."
A handsome and talented young man from the human race has been cleaning the sages' hall for so long. Which sage wouldn't like such a young man?
After the meal, Yun Xiao continued to go back to the book world to treat diseases and save people. Before leaving, he also brought two packs of nougat to his grandson Wugu.
Mu Guiying also wanted to go back to deal with the affairs in the village. By the way, he asked Zhang Daoling to help him quickly set up the Ditiao Steel Factory and reserve some steel for the upcoming Muke City.
Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong brought some food and drink to the scenic spot and placed them in front of the statues of the two mothers.
The old mother praised her son's craftsmanship and said:
"Tu Xingsun is dead, Long Er Dingguang Immortal has lost his six soul flags, and a war has almost broken out between Jie Jiao and Chan Jiao."
Li Yu is a little confused:
"What is Haotian doing this for? Didn't Fengshen find helpers for him? Why does he seem so resistant?"
The empress smiled and said:
"It's not resistance, it's because I feel that the time is not enough. After the Conferred God is over, intercepting the teaching is no longer a concern, but the core of the Chan teaching has joined Lingshan, and some of the remaining gods also have transcendent status... After the world of Conferred God is restarted , Haotian hopes that all those who intercept and explain the teaching will die, so that his authority will be stronger."
According to the setting of "The Romance of the Gods", being on the list after death is tantamount to becoming a puppet of Heaven, a permanent worker in Heaven, and completely losing one's own will.
Those who have escaped the catastrophe of becoming a god are more free to do as they please.
For example, Yang Jian could blatantly confront his uncle Haotian, obeying the instructions but not the announcement. Haotian was the Jade Emperor, but he felt helpless in the face of his nephew who had become a saint in the flesh.
Use restrictions such as merit? They were stationed at the mouth of the Guanjiang River and enjoyed endless merits. They even maintained thousands of private soldiers, each of whom was at the level of a demon king.
Threatening with flat peach? Sorry, people who become saints in the flesh do not need to avoid the three plagues, nor do they need to deal with them.
And even if it is a calamity, I have so many merits that I can easily survive it.
The so-called invincible people are people like Yang Jian, who have no weaknesses, are relatively strong themselves, and have a group of loyal subordinates... Even if you want to take advantage of him, there is no way to do it.
Empress Houtu took a sip of the fragrant hot chestnut drink and said:
"If all the immortal cultivators die during the canonization period, Haotian's authority will be greatly increased and he will be infinitely close to the way of heaven. Even the saints will not be his opponents."
Li Yu feels that the level of gods in the Conferred Gods World is similar to the professional title test in the real world.
Everyone was busy taking the exams for professional titles, preparing to increase their allowances and increase their voice. However, Haotian couldn't pass everyone, so he found another way and took the administrative route.
You are a senior engineer and have nothing to fear from me as the workshop director, but what if I am promoted to factory director? Can you still rely on your professional title and continue to show off?
Needless to say, this method of exploiting strengths and avoiding weaknesses can be regarded as finding a way to delay transformation.
But this would be contrary to his own goal. Li Yu thought about it and decided to find a way to complete the canonization of the gods as soon as possible. Everything should be based on the interests of the human race.
It is estimated that there will be more and more conflicts with Haotian in the future. On the contrary, Yuanshi Tianzun is most likely already on his side.
Because no matter what he chooses, Chanjiao has become a piece of meat on the chopping block, either being punished by the Heavenly Court, or being intercepted and punished for revenge.
As for Yuanshi Tianzun himself, he should not be able to control the teachings now, and all he can think about is strengthening the way of heaven... Not only does he have to transform himself, he also has to find a way to pull Zhunti and Empress Nuwa to transform together.
Only when all the six great saints transform into Tao can the shortcomings of the Tao of Heaven be made up for.
Li Yu reminded:
"Mom, don't go out recently. If you're bored, I'll download some more movies and TV series and business games for you, which can be used to pass the time."
In the past, he always laughed at his old mother for being a stay-at-home girl, but now Li Yu hopes that his old mother will stay at home in the Wa Palace to avoid being attacked by surprise.
The empress said angrily:
"It's not like I can't move. Zhunti and Yuanshi can't use their full strength. Even if they come together, I won't be afraid. Just take care of Tongtong. Don't worry about us adults."
But after all, the smile on the corner of the old mother's mouth couldn't be suppressed at all.
Her sweet son was so concerned that she wished she could show off her precious son in a global broadcast in the three realms.
After leaving the scenic spot, it was already dark. Zhou Ruotong came to the study, picked up the PS5 handle and handed it to Li Yu:
"Come and play a game with me."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
No, why did you, Professor Zhou with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also fall into depravity?
Zhou Ruotong said:
"I finally had some free time today, and I also want to experience the fun of the game, so as not to have a common language with you in the future... Do you think there will be a blowout of domestic games in the future?"
Li Yu took the controller and started the game console:
"A blowout is certain. After all, making money from foreign devils is a great thing, but the quality is hard to say. After all, when something becomes popular, all kinds of monsters and monsters will show up."
When "The Wandering Earth 1" became popular, countless people shouted that the first year of domestic science fiction had come, but "Shanghai Fortress" brought everyone's science fiction dreams back to their original form.
"The Wandering Earth 2" made countless people see the exciting scene. Many people talked about opening a new era of science fiction, but "749 Games" once again poured cold water on everyone.
Now that Black Myth is becoming popular, all kinds of ghosts and monsters who don’t usually play games will definitely jump out and show off their lower limits.
Li Yu chose a relatively casual two-player game and played with Tong Baobao for nearly two hours.
At the end, Professor Zhou turned over the calendar and asked:
"Is your registered permanent residence in Yinzhou?"
"I'm in the provincial capital. Wife, do you want to get a certificate from me?"
Zhou Ruotong nodded:
"I got the certificate before New Year's Day, and I will take you to live in my new house... After I get the certificate, I will apply to transfer your household registration and see what procedures are required."
Li Yu didn't expect to receive the certificate right now:
"Isn't this too hasty?"
Confession went smoothly, and getting the certificate went smoothly. None of the twists and turns in romance novels appeared, which gave Li Yu an unreal feeling.
Zhou Ruotong took his hand and said:
"Are you still going to give me three concessions?"
"No, no, I just feel that it is so easy to embrace a beautiful woman. I can't believe it... On the day of receiving the certificate, I will post on Moments to show off that I am married to the goddess, so that they can express their envy on the public screen. ”
Li Yu sent a message to his mother Zhang Ping, telling her that she was going to Beijing to get the certificate in the near future and asked her to prepare her household registration book.
Zhang Ping called directly:
"Son, do you want to get the certificate? Your father and I will quickly prepare the wedding room. When are we going to hold the wedding ceremony? We will inform relatives and friends in advance."
Li Yu said:
"There is no rush to get married. The wedding will be postponed to May Day next year."
He originally wanted his mother to send the household registration book, but Zhang Ping felt that the household registration book was too important and had to be replaced if lost, so he planned to send it to Yinzhou himself.
After the mother and son pushed back, Li Yu finally gave in:
"Let's go to the provincial capital tomorrow and bring you some persimmons from my hometown. Last time I went to participate in the Full Moon Wine Festival, I picked a lot of them, but they are not yet ripe yet."
Persimmons picked in advance need to be simmered together with apples and pears, so that they will become soft and sweet. But Li Yu didn't understand this, and he wasn't very interested in persimmons. He just regarded them as decorations.
Mom asked:
"Are you sure you're coming tomorrow? Then I'll take leave tomorrow morning and go to the vegetable market early to buy some of Tongtong's favorite dishes and make delicious food for you."
After hanging up the phone, Li Yu looked at Zhou Ruotong and found that the beauty was sending a message to Pang Donghai asking for leave.
Come on, let’s drive to the provincial capital tomorrow, just in time to see the Shitou Zhai Shanju Resort designed by my father.
At ten o'clock in the evening, after the young couple had finished washing up, Zhou Ruotong was just about to do some yoga before going to bed when he was hugged and put on the bed by someone Li.
"Daughter-in-law, one year ago today, you came to the B&B for dinner for the first time. Did you ever think that you would become the hostess here?"
"No, I thought at that time that people who build B&Bs in places like this have no investment experience at all, but your skills are good and I quite like it."
Li Yu raised his hand to turn off the ceiling light in the bedroom.
On the other side, Journey to the West.
It has been a while since the master and disciples left Baoxiang Kingdom, and they almost never stopped and were always on their way.
Every time he arrived at a new place, Wukong would call out the land of the mountain gods and ask if there were any spirits in the area. If there were any, he would kill them all.
During this period, he and the black bear spirit had killed seven or eight big monsters, and all the monster corpses were transported to the military camp to improve the lives of the soldiers of the Western Army.
Xuanzang was wearing a brocade cassock and was chanting sutras while walking on the road. As long as the cassock was there, all the ghosts, ghosts and monsters within a hundred miles around turned into clouds and disappeared without knowing what was going on.
"Master, you killed again!"
Sensing that an evil ghost dozens of miles away was being saved, Wukong smiled and joked with Xuanzang.
Xuanzang said calmly:
"Practice is about cultivating the mind. If there are obsessions in the mind, just get rid of them. If the obsessions are those cannibalistic monsters, you should get rid of them... If there is a need in the future, I don't mind breaking the prohibition on killing."
Wukong: "..."
Master, if you continue to do this, our Buddhist scripture collecting team will turn into a Buddhist scripture collecting club.
The black bear spirit asked:
“It’s not far from Pingding Mountain, right?”
Wukong joked with him:
"What? Are you going to buy some coal and transport it to Datong to sell?"
The black bear spirit took out his white jade porcelain bottle from his arms and poured himself a lot of spiritual fluid:
"Brother, there is only half of the spiritual fluid left. Can you make some more?"
He used to drink mountain spring water, but Wukong felt that he had no cards, so he sneaked back to the heaven and got this guy a lot of spiritual liquid from the Peach Garden to water the peach trees.
This was great, he was addicted to the black bear semen, and would drink it every now and then, so that within a short time, he was half-created.
Wukong said:
"Next time Xiaoerlang comes over, I'll let him steal it."
After walking forward for a while, the master and disciples saw a mountain with a relatively flat top.
You know without asking that Pingdingshan has arrived.
The Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King in Lotus Cave in Pingding Mountain is not the strongest opponent Wukong has ever encountered, but he has the most magic weapons.
The two of them were fully equipped with equipment and had endless methods, but in the end, Wukong cracked them one by one.
Now that these disasters are gone, Wukong feels like he has nowhere to use all his strength.
Black Bear Spirit said:
"Pingdingshan is right in front of us, how to trigger the disaster next?"
Xuanzang adjusted his monk's clothes and said:
"Don't be impatient, Wu Ming. I believe Laojun has made proper arrangements... When we get to the foot of the mountain, let's take a rest and discuss it in the long term."
The master and disciples continued to walk forward and came to the foot of the mountain. Xuanzang began to cook noodles on the cassette stove. Wukong flew around the mountain and confirmed the location of the Lotus Cave. Just as he was about to find a place to hide, he saw The two spirits came out of the Lotus Cave and rushed towards Xuanzang who was cooking noodles.
Let me go, why didn't these two guys follow the script... Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear, flew over quickly, and was ready to intercept.
Wukong fell in front of Xuanzang, and the two murderous monsters immediately turned into two boys with double buns. One was holding a golden rope, and the other was holding a pill:
"Yin Hong and Yin Jiao of Bajing Palace pay their respects to the Great Sage!"
Wukong was stunned for a moment, then became happy:
"Are you the two brothers Yin Hong and Yin Jiao taken in by Master Xuandu?"
"It's us. Laojun asked our brothers to deliver things to the Great Sage. He also said that as long as we accept the disaster, the disaster on Fengshen's side will disappear."
The two of them were destined to suffer disaster from heaven. Even if they hid in the Bajing Palace, disaster would still be inevitable.
But after some manipulation by Laojun, he asked the two brothers to station at the Lotus Cave instead of the two fanning boys. This would not only make him look familiar in front of Wukong, but also eliminate his own disaster from heaven.
Wukong asked routinely:
"Have you ever harmed the local people while you were here?"
Yin Jiao shook his head:
"No, there is actually a nest of vixens here, and they have been beaten to death by our brothers."
Vixen?
Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that they were the mothers of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King, such as Dragon Immortal and Fox Ah Qi, who were beaten to death by him in the original work.
Unexpectedly, the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King are gone now, and even their mother has been eliminated, which saves the scripture collection team a lot of trouble.
He took the golden rope. As soon as he took it into his hand, the golden rope spread out automatically and turned into silk threads wrapped around Wukong's belt.
In the future, as long as he throws out his belt, he can quickly tie up the enemy, which is very practical.
Then Wukong took the elixir from Yin Jiao's hand.
"This elixir was refined by Laojun himself. If you eat it, you can gain the power of carrying mountains and seas. I hope the Great Sage will accept it."
When he was wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Wukong had taken various elixirs, but never one that directly increased his strength.
He pinched the elixir and threw it into his mouth. The elixir instantly dissolved and entered directly into his limbs and bones, and then he couldn't feel it anymore.
The black bear spirit looks left and right:
"That's it? Senior brother, have you become stronger?"
Wukong grabbed the golden hoop and tried it. He felt that the golden hoop was a little light. In the past, he held it like an ordinary person holding a steel pipe, but now, it is as light as if he was playing with a bamboo pole.
He felt that the golden hoop test was inaccurate, so he directly moved the entire mountain and said to the black bear spirit:
"My strength is indeed greater. I can lift this mountain into the air with one hand... If I smash it down, will it have the effect of a meteorite impact?"
The black bear spirit was afraid that he was serious, so he quickly said:
"Brother, you'd better take away your magical powers. This will hurt the people, and His Royal Highness the Holy Son will blame you."
Wukong put the entire Pingding Mountain back to its original place, and asked the two brothers Yin Hong and Yin Jiao:
"Where is Master Xuandu?"
"To the great sage, the master is in the Western world and has never returned."
Wukong smiled and said:
"In the past, Grand Master Xuandu was not allowed to go out under Lao Jun's supervision. Now that you two are pestering Lao Jun, he is now free... If he comes back one day, remember to say hello to me, Lao Sun."
After saying that, Wukong opened the cloth bag on his waist and took out ten boxes of cans, ten boxes of bananas, ten boxes of red Fuji apples, ten boxes of imperial concubine oranges, as well as food and supplies such as self-heating hot pot, and his mind was full. To the two brothers:
"Bring it to Bajing Palace and thank Laojun for me."
"Thank you, Great Sage, for the reward!"
A misfortune turned into a cultural exchange in such a hazy way. The brothers Yin Hong and Yin Jiao even tasted the noodles cooked by Xuanzang before saying goodbye and leaving.
As soon as the brothers left, Xuanzang hurriedly came to the real world, preparing to report the latest situation to Li Yu...
(End of chapter)