Chapter 98 Brother Nan’s witty showdown
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Unexpectedly, Brother Nan quickly spit out the pulp and asked him what to do in a panic. Li Mu felt a little regretful.
"Do you think I'm stupid? I saw a bird eating this fruit." Brother Nan rolled his eyes at Li Mu, "Besides, I'm lucky. Even if it's poisonous, I'll be hospitalized at most and won't die."
"Oh." Li Mu stopped talking.
Brother Nan has always been super optimistic, keen on seeking death, and doesn't like to use her brain to think about complex problems. This is all based on her self-confidence and good luck.
But it would be wrong to think that she is a brainless fool.
During this period of time together, Li Mu discovered that Brother Nan has very strong insight and instantaneous analysis skills.
"Here!" Brother Nan peeled two mountain lychees, stuffed one into Li Mu's mouth, and handed the other to the kitten.
I smelled the yogurt, opened my mouth and ate it.
Li Mu felt a little sour. He fed him yogurt and fruits. Yogurt had to tell him that cats don't eat fruits, and then he would eat again.
After being fed a few by Brother Nan, Li Mu took out the bag and picked some for the golden monkeys.
The setting sun burned the clouds red.
Li Mu sat in the passenger seat holding yogurt, ending today's forest patrol.
Brother Nan drove her pickup truck, with the roar of the engine at full power, but the car drove slowly and steadily on the mountain path, heading towards the forest ranger's courtyard.
The afterglow of the setting sun stretched the shadow of the car very long.
"Brother Nan, how do you want to eat matsutake?"
"I want to eat grilled matsutake and pan-fried matsutake." Brother Nan raised his head and thought for a moment, "and matsutake sashimi."
"Okay, let's make some soup and make rice with yogurt."
"Bashi!"
Li Mu moved the barbecue grill out to the yard, lit the fire and put in the charcoal. When the open flame went out, the charcoal was already burning red.
"The charcoal is good. This smells like this." Brother Nan sniffed, "Apple charcoal?"
"Is your nose so sharp?"
"That's right! I'll bake it while you make the soup." Brother Nan took the fan from Li Mu's hand and sat on the pony.
"Be careful with the heat when roasting matsutake, don't dry out the water."
"I understand, Elder Tang! Stop chanting." Brother Nan waved his fan to drive away Li Mu.
The tiger cubs ran to the barbecue grill and stared curiously at the charcoal inside.
The little eyes were full of doubts, getting closer and closer to the charcoal.
"You're not afraid of burning off your beard." Brother Nan grabbed the little tiger cub by the back of the neck and held it farther away from the barbecue grill.
"I'll bake it for you later." Brother Nan stroked the tiger cub, "But you don't seem to eat mushrooms."
The little golden eagle, the wolf cub, and the yogurt were playing and chasing bottles in the yard, looking at Li Mu from time to time.
After seeing Li Mu sitting in front of the earthen stove and starting to light the fire, he dropped the bottle and ran over.
"Master Yoghurt, keep playing with them, I'll light the fire."
"Let's start playing after burning the fire." The kitten sat upright.
The little wolf cub and the little golden eagle also looked forward to it.
".All right."
Li Mu reluctantly gave up the small bench. These kids didn't know when they fell in love with burning fires. In fact, he wanted to burn them too.
"The grill is good." Li Mu walked to Brother Nan. The matsutake mushrooms on the grill had already turned an attractive golden color.
"Don't worry, you have to bake it for a while longer." Brother Nan raised his head, "Is the soup ready?"
"It's already stewed, and the yogurt and wolf cubs are making a fire."
"Hey, child labor is employed, right?" Brother Nan grinned.
Perhaps because she was sitting in front of the charcoal fire, there was a layer of sweat on her face, and a few black hair stuck to her fair face, which was particularly eye-catching.
Li Mu aimed at the top of his head, his stupid hair still standing upright.
"You continue to bake, and I'll fry the matsutake mushrooms."
"Go! Go! Go!"
Li Mu returned to the house, found a pan, put it on the gas stove, and added butter to the pan.
"laugh!"
Put the chopped matsutake into the pot, it will make a sound and smell. After a while, the matsutake mushrooms were fried in one pan until golden brown on both sides.
The fragrance of matsutake gradually floated in the yard.
The prepared matsutake mushrooms were placed on the table one by one. After Brother Nan divided the bowls and chopsticks, he sat down on the chair and said hello: "Let's eat!"
Yoghurt jumped up on the table and stood guard in front of her special little bowl.
The other cubs squatted in a circle around the table.
Except for the injured tiger mother on the second floor, all the animals in the yard gathered around the table. They wanted to see what dish Li Mu had eaten tonight that was so delicious?
"I want to take a picture."
Brother Nan took out his cell phone and took a photo of the matsutake mushrooms on the table.
Li Mu also took a few pictures.
After all, he had never eaten a table full of matsutake mushrooms in such a rich way.
"I didn't put any black pepper or anything here. You can give it to the animals to taste." Brother Nan pointed to a handful of roasted matsutake mushrooms on the table.
"good."
Li Mu picked it up and put a piece of matsutake into the small bowl of yogurt.
The remainder was divided among each animal.
"Try it quickly!" Brother Nan picked up a bunch of roasted matsutake sprinkled with black pepper and handed it to Li Mu's mouth, his mouth bulging, "This tastes amazing!"
Li Mu picked it up and took a bite. Because the moisture of the matsutake was locked inside, the taste was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
The unique aroma of matsutake mixed with the fragrance of apple charcoal makes every taste bud in the mouth tremble.
"It's indeed delicious!" Li Mu nodded.
The kitten on the table was so delicious that it purred.
"It's a pity that this table of dishes doesn't go with some wine." Brother Nan picked up a piece of raw matsutake, dipped it in the sauce and put it in his mouth, narrowing his eyes slightly.
"There is wine." Li Mu came into the house with a bunch of matsutake mushrooms and ate them while walking.
When I came out, I brought a beer.
"You can't do this, it's boring." Brother Nan shook his head and went back to the house. After a while, he came over with two bottles of mineral water.
Seeing Li Mu's confused look, Brother Nan chuckled and said, "This is not water, this is wine. Smell it."
Li Mu took the bottle and as soon as he unscrewed the cap, a strong aroma of sauce wafted out.
"It smells so good."
Although Li Mu doesn't like drinking liquor, Li Mu can smell that this wine is good.
"Of course, this is the national drink."
"Where did it come from?"
"Stealing from my dad." Brother Nan said with a discount, "He hid it from my mother and gave me money to buy him wine, so I know where his wine is hidden."
".How to put it in a mineral water bottle?"
"You even took the wine bottle and my dad didn't notice it at a glance?" Brother Nan grabbed a bunch of matsutake and stuffed it into his mouth, looking at Li Mu like he was a fool.
"Then if you pour the wine out, your dad will still notice when he drinks it?"
"I added mineral water to it and topped it up for him."
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Li Mu understood where these two mineral water bottles came from.
"My mother doesn't let my father drink, but I help him buy wine secretly. Is this wrong?"
"Um."
"But even if I buy it, I can't stab my dad in the back, right?"
"That's right."
"So I stole the wine to avoid backstabbing my dad and making him drink less. It was the best of both worlds."
Li Mu nodded subconsciously and wanted to be right, but suddenly felt that something was not right.
Brother Nan added without any guilt, "I'm really heartbroken for my dad."
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