Chapter 12 Dudou and Baotou
Bai Ze said: "Don't worry about how I know it. Let me talk about the process and ending first.
In order to help Dong Yong, despite the fact that your sentence was about to end, you spoke to him in advance, told him the cause and consequences of the matter, and asked him to seize the opportunity to steal Weaver Girl's clothes while she was taking a bath, so that you could The Weaver Girl remains in the mortal world.
But because you spoke in advance, you were directly sentenced to death by the heavens. You left your cowhide to Dong Yong so that he could gain the power of flying.
When the Jade Emperor sent someone to take the princess away, Dong Yong put on your skin and went to heaven to chase her.
After that, although the two were separated by the galaxy and could not really be together, they were still considered to be in the Immortal Class, and they were allowed to get together on one day every Chinese Valentine's Day.
It's just that your brother seems to have forgotten you and thrown you out of the sky.
Hi!
Whenever he meets Weaver Girl on Chinese Valentine's Day, he should tell Weaver Girl that my brother is still suffering in the mortal world.
If the seventh princess goes to ask for mercy from her father, you won't end up being a beast for the rest of your life.
You have been doing your best to help your brother, but your brother has never thought about you! ”
"Moo!!!"
The ox raised its head to the sky and roared loudly, causing Dong Yong's dilapidated house to fall to pieces.
Dong Yong walked out angrily and scolded: "Beast, you are sick!
Don’t you know I’m studying to prepare for the exam? What are you screaming about? ”
Huang Niu stared at Dong Yong with his big eyes and wanted to scold him immediately, but he held it back.
After all, his sentence is coming soon, no matter how difficult it is, he must endure it!
However, the old scalper cursed in his heart: You actually called me a beast?
If I were a beast, you might be worse than a beast!
I treat you like this, but you push me deeply into the abyss. It seems that I, Lao Huang, have misjudged you!
"Moo~"
The yellow ox let out a mournful cry, then turned away and no longer looked at Dong Yong.
The brotherhood is over!
Dong Yong glanced at his beast and walked back to his room to continue reading.
Seeing Dong Yong leave, Bai Ze came to the ox again and patted its neck: "Old Huang, don't be sad. It's not too late for you to wake up now, and you haven't reached the point of no return yet."
At this moment, Huang Niu became much closer to the child in front of him. After all, Bai Ze was his savior in another sense.
If things really develop as Bai Ze said, then they will never turn around.
Huang Niu said: "I wonder what I should call you?"
"My name is Bai Ze."
Bai Ze smiled, knowing that the scalper had taken the bait, and maybe he could take the opportunity to recruit a younger brother or something.
This little brother has face, he is a banished immortal, and a banished immortal is also an immortal.
What's more, with scalpers' loyalty to their brothers, this little brother will definitely be able to hurt his brothers in the future.
The old scalper said: "What can Brother Bai do to help me deal with Dong Yong?
This Dong Yong is so hateful! ”
Bai Ze knew it couldn't swallow this breath and said: "Everything in the world has its fate.
Dong Yongneng's entanglement with the Jade Emperor's daughter was naturally due to special luck.
Although the two couldn't be together in the end, they also made a good story in these three realms.
Every Chinese Valentine's Day since then, countless loving men and women have looked up at the stars and marveled at the beautiful love of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
When he falls in love, he can influence the entire three realms. This is terrifying!
Maybe tens of millions of years later, Dong Yong will prove the truth with his "true love" and become a love saint.
This is too cheap for him, right? ”
The scalper was speechless: "How can such an ungrateful person become a saint?"
Bai Ze shook his head and sighed: "Hey, in the past Nuwa became a saint by creating humans, Earth Mother became a saint by establishing the underworld, and Fuxi became a saint by the merits of the human emperor.
All saints must move the three realms.
The love between Dong Yong and Weaver Girl also stirred up the three realms, and it is very likely that they will truly create a ‘love saint’.
Therefore, we must destroy his fate and turn him from a love-struck man into a scumbag that everyone despises! ”
"Yes, turn him into a scumbag!" Although scalper didn't know what scumbag meant, it didn't stop him from asking: "How can we make Dong Yong become a scumbag?"
Bai Ze said: "I will go back right away and get some romance scripts for Dong Yong. I guarantee that they are the ones that people of this era have never seen before. I don't believe that Dong Yong can resist!"
Not to mention the people of this era, even the contemporary people who suffer from their abuse every day cannot stand those white-skinned, beautiful, long legs with black stockings, those strange underwear and special postures of later generations.
How could Dong Yong bear it? "Okay, then, brother, I will listen to you!" At this moment, the scalper had no doubts about Bai Ze, even though he didn't know why romantic words were so lethal.
After everything was agreed upon with Huang Niu, Bai Ze left for the time being.
Before leaving, Bai Ze asked when the fairy would come to bathe in the mortal world, and he got the accurate answer that it would be in January.
“I hope it’s not too late!”
Now we are waiting for the news from Afu, who is buying at the foot of the mountain, to see when the scripture collection group will arrive.
According to the information previously spread by Biyou Palace through demon talismans, there should still be enough time.
As long as his mother takes over the position of Weaver Girl before Sun Wukong arrives, Bai Ze and his mother will have a layer of insurance.
After that, it is about improving one's own combat power to be able to fight against the merciless Sun Wukong.
Being the daughter of the Jade Emperor did not allow Bai Ze and his mother to escape completely.
Because they are part of the Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Dilemma, Bai Ze and his mother cannot escape, and Sun Wukong cannot take the initiative to let them go.
After all, as long as Bai Ze's mother and son are let go, one of the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties will be eliminated, and the predestined relationship to obtain the scripture will be cut off.
Therefore, Bai Ze’s mother-in-law took over the position of Weaver Girl just to make Wukong show mercy when he arrived, but in the end, the battle still had to be fought.
Moreover, the intensity of this battle must also meet the standards of disaster.
In other words, the scripture-learning group will release water, but it cannot release water too seriously, otherwise it will not be able to solve this difficulty.
Then Bai Ze and his mother need to improve their own strength, otherwise, they are likely to be beaten to death with a stick.
After leaving Dongjia Town, Bai Ze met up with the two corpse demons red and black. When they saw Bai Ze's beard and tail, they finally let go of their worries, and they returned to the White Bone Cave Mansion together.
Bai Ze, this little white-bone spirit, has a strong body, and after practicing the Corpse Emperor Vajra Fist, his body becomes even stronger. Although he is only a small one, he can run extremely fast on the ground.
But he just didn't.
He was currently sitting on Black Top's shoulder, letting Hong Lingluo and Black Top take him away.
Soon, Bai Ze and his party returned to the cave.
Mrs. Bai took over her son, who had not been seen for a long time, pinched Bai Ze's face and said, "Did your affairs go smoothly?"
The son said that he was guided by immortal fate, and Mrs. Bai was naturally unable to ask about the detailed process, but she was still very concerned about her son.
Bai Ze said: "It went very well. The child has locked the soul that I am looking for for you. When the time is right, I will let you seize and replace that person's identity."
Mrs. Bai sighed: "Very good, very good. Then my mother will have a good body and won't be afraid of being seen through by his disciples when she deceives Tang Monk and his party.
It's just that although the soul-stealing method of my Bone Clan is clever, it requires the soul to die of despair. If the baby determines the target he is looking for, will he commit suicide in despair? ”
"Don't worry, mother, I will take care of this matter. It will only take about a month and it will be done."
At this time, Bai Ze suddenly looked at the stone table in his mother's house. There was a children's bellyband being embroidered. Bai Ze was dumbfounded. What's going on? I don't wear this kind of thing.
He asked Mrs. Bai awkwardly: "Mother, what is that?"
Mrs. Bai walked over gracefully, took the red child's bellyband in her hand, and said: "Baby was right before, although the soul-stealing method of my White Bone Clan can replace that person's personality.
But if I don’t behave like a human being in the future, it will also lead to gangsters.
So my mother thought about putting on a full show, trying to be a human mother, so that no matter how Sun Dasheng could tell, I was still just a human woman.
In this way, we will definitely succeed and eat Tang Monk's meat. ”
Bai Ze said: "But why do you want to embroider a bellyband?"
Mrs. Bai rolled her eyes and said resentfully: "Although my mother is a monster, she was still a human woman who was waiting for marriage during her lifetime. When she thought of playing the role of a human woman, she thought of making a dress for her son, so she Embroidered this one.
Come on, baby, try it on. ”
"..."
Bai Ze ran so far that he was afraid that he would be put on a red bellyband. He said at the stone gate: "I am an adult and cannot wear this kind of thing. Otherwise, where will my face be?"
Bai Ze ran away quickly.
Mrs. Bai was stunned for a moment, and then she smiled softly. Her little peacock said that he was an adult. It was really funny. Mrs. Bai's mother's heart melted.
"How about giving him two buns?" Mrs. Bai fell into a reverie and thought that was what she would do next.
If Bai Ze knew about his mother and wanted to comb his hair with two horn-like buns, he would probably choke even if he drank water.
Bai Ze ran out of his mother's room and went to the warehouse to find a flowerpot. He was going to plant the precious fairy seeds.
(End of chapter)