Chapter 15 Writing a love letter for Dong Yong
In a simple thatched house, Dong Yong was reading and yawning.
And in the corner of his desk, there was a book that shouldn't exist in this room. It was the romance book that Bai Ze carefully prepared.
At this moment, a cow and a man were lying by the window and watching quietly.
The scalper said: "Brother, do you think Dong Yong can read it?"
Bai Ze said: "Of course I will."
The scalper said: "I'm a little unsure. There are many girls and wives in this town who like Dong Yong, but Dong Yong has never even glanced at him.
So, I don't think he is a womanizer. ”
Bai Ze said: "Except for monks from Buddhist and Taoist families, there are no people in this world who don't fall in love. It doesn't necessarily mean that he is not good at women. Maybe it's just that he is arrogant and ordinary women can't fall in love with him. Eyes.
But he will never be able to resist the woman in my house. ”
The scalper said: "I hope so."
After a while, Dong Yong finally found the storybook on the corner of the table. He said "strange" and took the unexpected book and opened it. He suddenly blushed and threw the storybook aside.
"Damn it, it's a matter for men and women's boudoir. How could such a vulgar book appear in my home?"
Dong Yong sneered at the romance script.
But after a moment, he thought again, he was the only one in the family, and even if he saw it, who would know?
But this is not what a gentleman would do... Dong Yong struggled for a while, but still used the excuse of asking me to 'critically examine', and picked up the romance book.
This criticism lasted for several hours.
"Hey hey hey."
Dong Yong looked at the romance book and smiled stupidly.
"Hehehe." Bai Ze giggled outside the window, "How about it, Old Huang, I just said that no one in this world can refuse my words."
scalper sighed: "I really didn't expect that Dong Yong, who usually looks like a gentleman, can't withstand such temptation. Why is this?"
Bai Ze said: "The essence of love is the gene continuation instinct of living things. People can control their own behavior to continue genes with a specific individual, but they cannot violate the instinct and not continue the genes.
Therefore, if they are not monks with a strong Taoist heart, no ordinary mortal can escape the temptation of eroticism. ”
Scalper said: "But now he just read a romance book. It seems that there is still a long way to go before he can actually do it. How can you be sure that it will succeed?"
Bai Ze patted the ox and signaled it to leave: "Don't worry, the mountain is on fire. Even if only a few grasses are lit now, it will soon burn all over the mountain.
Now that he is addicted to Huaben, it is like a hole has been opened in the dam. In the future, this hole will only get bigger and bigger. In the end, Dong Yong will become a Dong Yong that he does not even recognize. ”
Bai Ze and the old scalper left Dong Yong's house together, but there were two figures sneaking behind them.
The scalper said: "They should be sent by the land god of Dongjia Town. I will drive them away right now."
Bai Ze grabbed the old scalper: "Forget it, as long as they don't interfere with us, just let them monitor us. This Dongjia Town is located deep in the Baihuling Mountains, and the land god is also very sensible.
If he was a reckless person, he might have died countless times. ”
The heaven, the human world, and the underworld are unified under the jurisdiction of the heaven, and the human towns in the human world are naturally among them.
Although the mountains and forests where mountain spirits and wild monsters are infested can be regarded as within the scope of the human world, they are located in remote areas and are beyond the reach of heaven.
So this has formed an unspoken rule.
Most of the heavens and the underworld would not directly enter the mountains and forests to kill monsters, but they could not tolerate monsters massacring the city, so both sides abide by this agreed upon rule.
This Dongjia Town naturally has an underworld, and the demon princes and heirs come and go, so the local land god will naturally send people to monitor them.
But Bai Ze didn't think they would take action against him. The land god often dealt with the demon king. If he was so reckless, he would have died countless times. He generally would not take the initiative to trouble the demon king.
These lands also know that just because the demon kings do not come to massacre the city, it does not mean that they are unable to massacre the city.
If he really comes to massacre the city, even if the heavens and the underworld will come to encircle and suppress him later, what's the use? Then he and his city will be gone. No earth god will be that stupid.
Huang Niu turned around and glared at the two ghosts who were following him, making the two ghosts tremble all over with fear.
"Forget it, Old Huang, they are following orders. If you want to glare at them, you have to go to the Earth Temple. There is no need to be aggressive with them."
Bai Ze plucked the ox's mane, climbed onto its back, and patted its back to indicate that it was ready to go.
"Hmph!"
Huang Niu snorted and looked away, carrying Bai Ze towards the outskirts of the town.
scalper said: "What's next?"
Bai Ze said: "Then it will naturally create opportunities for Dong Yong to fall further. Then you must use the photo beads to record it." Huang Niu said: "How to create opportunities?"
Bai Ze chuckled and said, "Didn't you say before that there are many young girls and young wives who like Dong Yong in Dong Yong's town? That would be even easier."
At this time, the two of them had arrived outside the town. Bai Ze called Hong Lingluo and Black Top and got some paper and pen from them.
The scalper said: "Brother, what are you doing?"
Bai Ze sat on the shore and prepared to write: "Of course I will help Dong Yong write love letters to the women in the town. I am going to write a love letter to all the girls and wives in this town in his name."< br>
Huang Niu was stunned for a moment, then sat cross-legged next to Bai Ze and watched him write a love letter: "Just write a love letter to Widow Liu in the east of the village, Mrs. Wang in the west of the village, and Miss Li from Dahu Li's family. Why should I give them to each other?" Where are the women in the town writing love letters?”
"You don't understand, this is what Neptune does. This is the most effective and efficient way."
As the name suggests, Neptune casts a wide net. When you talk sweetly to a girl, the girl is likely to refuse.
When you talk sweetly to ten girls, maybe one of them will agree.
When you send your edited sweet words to a hundred people at the same time, it is almost certain that a few of the hundred people will take the bait.
Even if this technique is full of loopholes and has no technical content, it will definitely catch a few silly girls.
The cost of writing a love poem for one girl alone is too high. It is more economical to write a love poem and send it to a hundred girls at the same time.
This was what the Neptunes in the previous life had done. Although Bai Ze despised such behavior, it did not prevent him from using this trick for a while.
"Aquaman?"
The scalper had a look of astonishment on his face. Of course he didn't know that falling in love and casting a wide net were so sexy.
And here, Bai Ze's draft has begun to take shape:
"The most gentle thing is the gentleness of the lowered head, like the shyness of a water lotus that cannot bear the cool breeze."
"The clouds think of the clothes, the flowers think of the face, the spring breeze blows the threshold and the dew is thick."
"Whoever practices dancing in the air with colorful hands, the fairies in the nine heavens will fall in love with the colorful clothes."
As expected, Bai Ze embarked on a career of copying poems!
The scalpers on the side were shocked and marveled that Bai Ze picked up the love poems at his fingertips, and each sentence was wonderful, and the first poem was perfect.
The scalper is not an ordinary scalper, it was the Taurus star in the heaven, and he also had a talent for poetry.
But when scalper saw the love letter written by Bai Ze, he suddenly felt that his poetry was nothing compared to Bai Ze's.
At this time, scalper suddenly discovered something and said: "Your font is obvious at first glance. It is different from Dong Yong's!"
Bai Ze said indifferently: "It's okay, it's okay. There are a lot of fools out there. Don't think that everyone is so smart. Even if the vast majority of a hundred people are not fooled, there will always be someone who will."
scalper said: "But...but you have too many typos, right?"
Bai Ze said: "None of these are important."
The scalper said: "But your handwriting is too ugly. Dong Yong can't write such ugly handwriting. Your handwriting doesn't match Dong Yong's beautiful appearance at all."
Bai Ze said: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Don't think my word is ugly, but as long as Dong Yong's name is added to it, the young ladies and daughters-in-law in this town will think that this word is extremely beautiful!"
Old scalper: "..."
It was speechless. Is it really possible for you to act so unprofessionally?
But Bai Ze shouted in his heart: This is completely probability science!
If you send a hundred love letters at the same time, from a probability perspective, there will be three or five stupid girls who will reply!
This is like telecommunications fraud. If you make a hundred calls, there will always be a few people who are fooled.
What's more, Dong Xiucai is a good husband in the hearts of women in Dongjia Town, so the probability will be greatly increased.
Bai Ze stuffed all the love letters he had written into the scalper's arms: "I leave the arduous task of delivery to you. I have been coming and going in Dongjia Town these two days, which has already made the land worried. If I go from door to door again, The Earth God is probably having a hard time sleeping and eating, and he doesn’t know what the devil king’s son is up to.”
"This..." The scalper hesitated for a moment. Under the current situation, it seemed that he was the only one who believed in it. "Okay, leave this matter to me."
However, scalpers looked shy at the thought of entering the boudoir of women.
"I'll leave everything to you!" Bai Ze said goodbye to the old scalper.
Next, his goal is to go to the Immortal Valley and conquer the heavenly soldiers guarding the tomb.
(End of chapter)