Chapter 96 Let’s cook Bajie
"What for?"
A little demon outside the Lotus Cave shouted. Obviously this team was very unfamiliar, which alerted the little demon in the Lotus Cave.
Bai Ze opened the window and looked, and it turned out to be the subtle ghost and smart insect that he had dealt with before. If it weren't for these two idiots, Bai Ze wouldn't have deceived the purple gold gourd and the white jade bottle so easily.
Bai Ze shouted in a sharp voice in the sedan chair: "What are you doing? You don't even recognize your ancestors?"
Clever Worm quickly came to the window and bowed and saluted: "Oh my God, it's you. I'm so young and blind."
The fine ghost also ran over: "Godmother, Bashanhu went to pick you up, why did you come by yourself, and these brothers are very unfamiliar."
Bai Ze said: "These are my new little demon subordinates.
As for Bashan Hu, he came to pick me up after a long journey. I can't treat them badly.
Therefore, I asked a few pretty fox girls to accompany them with wine and let them stay in Yalong Cave and have a good time. ”
"Huh?"
When Jinggui and Smart Chong heard that there was a fox girl accompanying them, they were filled with envy. They thought, why didn't the two great kings send us there? It's such a shame that Bashan Tiger has such a good fortune.
Bai Ze got off the sedan and ordered: "General Niu will come with me to the banquet. You guys, little demon, just keep watch outside."
Bai Ze and these little skeleton soldiers are of average sanity. It's okay to coax these little monsters, but the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King will definitely be able to see through them.
"Godmother, please come this way. The two kings have been waiting for a long time."
Jinggui led the way, and Bai Ze and Huang Niu walked into the monster cave in a swaggering manner.
"Hahaha."
As soon as the two entered the cave, there was a burst of silly laughter in the cave. Bai Ze and Huang Niu followed the sound and saw three people hanging in the stone hall of the cave, namely Bajie, Sha Seng, and Tang Seng.
That silly laugh was naturally made by Bajie.
Not only Bajie, but also Monk Sha couldn't hold back his laughter. Even Monk Tang had a look of astonishment.
What's going on?
Because they found scalpers, they walked into the monster cave in a swagger, and a group of little monsters looked respectful.
Was it possible to do this?
Yellow Ox raised his hoof and made a 'hissing' gesture to several people, and then pointed at Bai Ze with his hoof. The few people immediately understood that the old woman must have changed.
That old woman is either Wukong or Bai Ze, but usually Yellow Ox and Bai Ze are inseparable, and eighty percent of them are Bai Ze.
"Haha Goddess, how is your journey going smoothly?" King Yinjiao was the first to greet him.
Bai Ze said in a thin voice: "It went smoothly, very smoothly."
The Golden Horn King also came over. He first nodded and saluted Old Mother Yalong, then his eyes fell on the yellow ox, and his brows suddenly froze: "This fellow Taoist is actually at the ninth level of inner alchemy. It seems that he will pass the tribulation soon." ”
"This is my new general Niu, and these are my two godsons."
Bai Ze introduced both parties, and then took a sip from the pot.
The scalper clasped his hooves and clasped his fists: "It's a pleasure to meet you. The two of you have already overcome the calamity. The calf will have to rely on these two kings more in the future."
King Jinjiao said: "Haha, easy to say, easy to say. Since General Niu has surrendered to the godmother, he will also be my brother from now on. If you have any questions, just ask."
King Yinjiao also said: "We will be our brothers from now on, why are we so polite?"
Bai Ze said: "My son sent someone to tell him that the monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty was captured. Where is he now?"
King Yinjiao pointed to the three hanging in the stone hall: "Isn't that right? The one with thin skin and tender meat in the middle is Tang Monk, the one on the left is his second disciple Zhu Bajie, and the one on the right is his third disciple Sha Monk."
King Jinjiao said: "He also has a great disciple named Sun Wukong. He is the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the past. I think my godmother has heard of it.
This time I invited my godmother to come, just to let my godmother use the golden rope to capture the Monkey King.
Once Sun Wukong is taken away, we can eat Tang Monk’s meat safely. ”
"It's easy to say, easy to say, just wait until you catch Wukong before eating Tang Monk's meat, that way you can feel comfortable eating."
Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie with his pipe pot: "I think this pork is of good quality, why not cook it now so that my godmother can satisfy my craving."
Zhu Bajie over there suddenly became excited and began to swing in the air: "Little brat, why do I, the old pig, usually offend you, and you let them eat my old pig's meat?"
"Be honest, fat pig!" Jinggui started to poke Zhu Bajie with a stick, "How dare you call our godmother a little brat?"
Smart Chong also came up and poked Zhu Bajie with a fork: "I'll stab you to death and let you slander our godmother."
Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie: "Forget it, this pig's mouth is too smelly, so I won't eat it.
But he dared to call me a little brat and greeted me with a whip. ”
"Okay godmother!" Jinggui and Smart Worm began to beat Zhu Bajie with whips, which made Zhu Bajie cry out for his mother again and again.
Monk Tang silently recited the name of the Buddha without making a sound.
Monk Sha over there smiled and said: "Second Senior Brother, you are here too. This is the price you pay for teasing Chang'e."
Zhu Bajie said: "What's wrong with me teasing Chang'e? I love her, so I chased her. It's like you obviously like it but don't dare to express it. You're so cowardly... Oh, please hit me gently!"
Monk Sha's face turned red and black at first, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Hit this damn pig to death!"
Over there, Bai Ze had entered another stone hall, where a banquet was set up. The Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King made toasts, and Bai Ze and Huang Niu drank several glasses of wine.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Bai Ze began to talk about the other two treasures: "My son, if I only have my golden rope, it will be too difficult to deal with Sun Wukong, and I need the help of your two magic weapons. ”
Hearing this, King Golden Horn sighed: "To be honest with you, Godmother, two of the four magic weapons we had were deceived, and now there are only two left."
Bai Ze was surprised: "Oh? Such a thing could happen. Which two treasures were deceived?"
King Jinjiao said: "It's the purple gold gourd and the mutton fat white jade bottle."
Bai Ze slapped his thigh: "Those are all magic weapons of saints. It's such a pity that they were deceived by others."
"Yeah."
King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn sighed, feeling sorry for the loss of their magic weapon.
Bai Ze said: "What about the remaining banana fans and the Seven Star Sword?"
King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn opened their mouths and vomited out a sword and a banana fan respectively, and then they both swallowed them back.
Bai Ze was shocked. This was different from the original Journey to the West. It seemed that in the original Journey to the West, these two things were not hidden in their mouths.
It's not easy to handle now, and it's obviously more difficult to steal.
Bai Ze said: "Haha, this is great. If these two magic treasures are stored in my son's belly, they will not be stolen.
However, if the food is in your stomach, won’t eating and drinking be delayed? ”
King Yinjiao said: "Goddess, these two magic weapons are not in our stomachs, but under our tongues. The two of us made them small so that they do not affect eating and drinking."
It turns out to be under the tongue!
It seems that the difficulty of stealing has been reduced.
Bai Ze and Huang Niu looked at each other and picked up their wine glasses. It seemed that they couldn't get this magic weapon out without getting both of them drunk.
Bai Ze said: "Come, long time no see, my godmother proposes a toast to the child."
"Thank you godmother."
The two monsters picked up the wine glasses together and drank down the wine in one gulp.
The scalper also picked up the wine glass: "Old Niu also proposes a toast to the two kings."
"Thank you too, General Niu!"
The two picked up the wine glasses again and drank a glass of wine each.
After that, Baize and Huang Niu took turns toasting. Huang Niu had a good drinking capacity, so he could give it a try.
But Bai Ze was different. He could control flesh and blood at will. The wine he drank was led to a separate place for storage and did not enter the digestive system.
After drinking heavily, Yellow Ox finally lay down, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn also lay down, and so did Bai Ze.
Of course, the others were really drunk, but Bai Ze was awake.
At this time, a silk thread emerged from Bai Ze's two index fingers, and the two snail threads kept wandering around the wine table, slowly crawling to the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King.
Bai Ze seemed to be sleeping on the table, but in fact he was using his forehead eye to watch all operations from the air.
The two were already drunk, snoring like thunder while falling into a deep sleep.
King Yinjiao's mouth is open, which is easy to handle. The Luo Zu silk thread can enter smoothly.
The Golden Horned King kept his mouth shut.
Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and scratched the Golden Horn King's nose.
"A sneeze!"
King Golden Horn sneezed, then scratched his nose and continued to sleep on the table. This time he opened his mouth.
However, his mouth was blocked by a wine jar.
Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and moved the wine jar a little further. Now the Golden Horn King's mouth was finally exposed.
(End of chapter)