Chapter 100 Bargaining with Laojun
Bai Ze said: "How about it, Laojun, you have lived for so long, why do you slander people out of thin air?"
Taishang Laojun's old face turned red and white at times. He really couldn't produce any evidence that Bai Ze had stolen his magic weapon.
Only two fairy boys identified it, but they didn't admit it.
He had two witnesses, but he had three witnesses. Tang Seng's three disciples were all talking to him.
Taishang Laojun said: "Little baby, don't think that I can't cure you. Do you know that I have an innate holy treasure called Tai Chi Diagram?
The Tai Chi diagram contains earth, water, fire, wind, and the entire world.
If I release the Tai Chi Diagram and use its power to make deductions, I will definitely be able to find my five missing magic weapons. ”
Bai Ze was horrified!
Tai Chi Tu is an innate saint's magic weapon, one level higher than ordinary saint's magic weapon. If it is combined with his Bagua deduction technique, can it really dig out the world of the chasm?
And now Bai Ze didn't dare to ask Ying Lao in his heart, because he had already experienced the last time, and the secrets hidden in Bai Ze's spiritual world could be detected by the saints and above.
So at this moment, he didn't dare to communicate with Ying Lao and ask for advice on how to deal with it.
What should I do?
However, Bai Ze felt that he could not lose in terms of momentum: "It's up to you, old man. If you find out, I will admit defeat. If you don't find out, then your two fairy boys framed me."
Taishang Laojun: "This..."
Sun Wukong smiled meaningfully and said to Bai Ze: "Brother Bai Ze, don't be afraid. His Tai Chi diagram was left by Pangu. Pangu can drive it at will, but he doesn't have that much magic power.
If he wants to use the computing power of the entire world to perform deductions, he is afraid that this old man will lose a lot of money.
I think this old man refuses! ”
is that so?
Bai Ze understood that the Tai Chi Diagram was indeed a treasure, but it would also cost a lot to control a treasure of that level.
I am afraid that unless it is absolutely necessary, Taishang Laojun will not be able to mobilize the power of the entire world.
Bai Ze said: "I don't care anymore. It depends on this old man. If he finds out that I took the evidence, then I will return the magic weapon to him. If he can't find evidence, then don't frame me."
"This..."
Frowning his eyebrows, Taishang Laojun was upset. It was really using the Tai Chi Diagram to mobilize the power of the entire world, and the price was extremely high. He was using it to scare Bai Ze, how could he use it casually?
At this time, Taishang Laojun felt that it was too hard, so he asked for something soft: "Haha, baby, just give those five magic weapons back to me. I have already said that I can give you one."
Bai Ze said: "You old man, why are you so verbose? You already said it was your two fairy boys who slandered you. Where can I find your magic weapon?"
Taishang Laojun gritted his teeth and stretched out two fingers: "Two pieces. You only need to return three magic weapons to me. I can give you two."
Bai Ze said: "No!"
Taishang Laojun said: "Three pieces, I can give you three magic weapons, but you have to give me two pieces back, and you can't bargain any more."
Bai Ze was a little moved. Should he agree to Taishang Laojun's request?
After all, that way, you can use Taishang Laojun's magic weapon without any hindrance, and you don't have to worry about being discovered by Taishang Laojun.
Wukong on the side came over and said: "This old man holds a lot of grudges. Just because I ate his elixir, he hit me with a diamond bracelet when he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, causing my old grandson to be arrested by the Heavenly Palace."< br>
Bai Ze understood what Wukong meant. He was reminding himself to stop when he was ready.
Even if you hide all the magic weapons today and Laojun can't get any evidence, there's nothing you can do about it, but it doesn't mean that people won't bear grudges against you.
It is not a good thing to be hated by a saint, so Wukong advised Bai Ze to accept the three magic weapons as soon as he got them.
Bai Ze said: "Four pieces, you give me four magic weapons, maybe I can help you find one."
"What?"
Taishang Laojun was so angry that his beard exploded: "You actually wanted to swallow four of my magic weapons and only gave me one. How could there be such a greedy kid like you in this world?"
Bai Ze said: "Laojun, you can't say that. You lost five magic weapons. If you didn't help me find them, all five would have been lost. Now that I can help you find one, don't you get it for nothing?" If you think about it this way, you will understand that you are getting a big advantage.”
"You stole four of my magic weapons, and I took advantage of you?" Taishang Laojun was speechless. He had never heard such remarks before.
Zhu Bajie said: "Haha, Laojun, actually this kid is right. You have tried all your methods and still can't find your five magic weapons, so these five magic weapons are not yours. Now I will help you find one." You actually get it for free
As for the other four magic weapons, Laojun, I advise you not to be too greedy. It would be great if you can find one. ”
"Am I still greedy?"
Taishang Laojun was so angry that his chest heaved. Are you people mistaken? I lost five magic weapons, okay? Now that I want to get the magic weapons back, you still accuse me of being greedy?
How can there be such truth in this world?
Bai Ze's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "That's it anyway. If you agree, maybe I can help you find a magic weapon, otherwise it will be all gone."
Taishang Laojun’s chest continues to rise and fall!
Sun Wukong said: "Old man, it's better to find one thing than to lose all five. Don't you think so? This doll has a special status. You shouldn't attack him secretly, otherwise you won't be able to explain it to the Jade Emperor."
Taishang Laojun made a bitter face, and finally the boss reluctantly said: "Okay, okay, even if I admit defeat, I will give you four magic weapons. Remember, the little doll was given by me, not stolen by you.
You owe me a big favor, do you understand? ”
Seeing that there was no way back, Laojun had no choice but to make another patch, so that Bai Ze owed him a huge favor. This little baby had the aura of both the human emperor and the emperor at the same time. He didn't know what changes would happen in the future, so Taishang Laojun thought Let Bai Ze owe him a favor.
Bai Ze pointed to Taishang Laojun's green bull nose, where there was a metal return: "I owe you a favor, you have to give me the diamond bracelet."
"...What the hell?"
Taishang Laojun was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes. He hasn't got those five items back yet, and now he wants another one from me?
Bai Ze decided to follow Sun Wukong's advice and give it up, but he had previously promised to give scalper a magic weapon, and the diamond bracelet was obviously more suitable.
Taishang Laojun said: "You just said you would give me back a magic weapon. Now why do you want my diamond bracelet? Doesn't that mean you still took five of my saint's magic weapons?"
Bai Ze said: "Old gentleman, you misunderstood. I said that I would keep four magic weapons, but I would exchange them for a diamond bracelet with you."
Laojun was relieved when he heard this. It turned out to be another one.
My holy magic weapon!
But now that the matter has come to an end, it's good to get one back. Laojun gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I can exchange the diamond bracelet with you. Can you give me a magic weapon now?"
Bai Ze said: "Since Lao Jun is so generous, I will go to the mountains tonight to see if I can pick up Lao Jun's five magic weapons.
If you can pick up five magic weapons by chance, then return one of them to Laojun. ”
"..." Taishang Laojun's face turned green. Who can go out and pick up the magic weapon of a saint?
I'm obviously at your place, but you still do this to me?
"It's up to you. I'll pick up the magic weapon early tomorrow morning."
Taishang Laojun rode on the green bull, rolled up the two fairy boys with his sleeves, and flew away in the clouds and mist.
The two fairy boys were carried upside down by him, and they were miserable in the sky.
These two fairy boys made him lose his magic weapon, which made him very angry.
Seeing Taishang Laojun leave, Bai Ze let out a long sigh of relief.
He said he went to the mountains at night to look for treasures, not intentionally to tease Taishang Laojun. He was afraid that Taishang Laojun would notice him if he went to Honggou to take the treasure out in person. That was Bai Ze's big secret.
So we can only send him away first, and then hand over the three treasures to him tomorrow.
……
At night, after Tang Seng and others went to bed, Bai Ze came to the place where Wukong was suppressed by three mountains.
Wukong was suppressed until all his orifices were bleeding, and a large area of the ground was dyed red. Bai Ze couldn't let it go.
Thinking that it is almost time now, the land soaked in Wukong's blood should also turn into five-color soil.
The moonlight is like water, illuminating the earth, the breeze in the mountains is clear, and Bai Ze is walking alone on the mountain path.
At this time, he was close to the place where Wukong was suppressed. In the distance, he could only see a red light and shadow, like silk and satin, swaying in the air like a veil. The red light was like a beautiful aurora.
Looking at the ground again, there is a red earth, shining like pearl agate.
Sure enough, this land was soaked in Wukong's blood and turned into a large piece of five-color soil.
“It’s so prosperous now!”
Bai Ze quickened his pace and came to the piece of five-color soil. He looked around and measured it, which was about thirty feet long.
It was indeed a fruitful harvest!
(End of chapter)