Chapter 139 Aphrodite, Goddess of Love
“The scenery in heaven is so beautiful!”
Angel Yan looked at the sea of clouds in front of him, the palaces with lights everywhere, and the fairies flying in the sky, and couldn't help but sigh.
"The heaven in the East is much better than our Paradise in Eden. It is more free and tolerant here." Angel Gabriel said.
One of them has golden hair, the other has red hair.
Their common feature is that they have wings on their backs.
They were the angels from the Garden of Eden, sent by the Holy Light God to save Bai Ze from this calamity.
Angel Yan said: "It's just that hateful Easterner who asked us to help him save his tribulation. Isn't this trying to steal our luck?"
Gabriel smiled coldly: "He can't succeed. Although this child named Bai Ze is a genius in their Eastern Heaven, the cross that the Holy Light God asked us to bring this time is infinitely greedy.
No matter how much blood he has, it won't be enough, and it will all be sucked up by infinite greed. ”
Angel Yan smiled and said: "Hahaha, I really want to see an Eastern genius fall like this."
"Two beautiful ladies, can I buy you a drink?" Suddenly, Ares from Olympus came over.
Ares is the God of War, one of the most powerful in Olympus. He was ordered by God King Zeus to come to save Bai Ze from disaster.
"Hmph!"
Angel Yan and Gabriel completely ignored the leering Ares and turned away.
Prometheus came over: "I said Ares, have you failed to flirt with girls?"
Ares said: "You don't know how to praise a woman, but the fairies in the Eastern Heaven are so beautiful!"
Ares was drooling as he watched the fairies floating by one after another.
Milopsius was strong and had brown hair. He said: "Don't think too much about the fairies in the East. They think they are the celestial dynasty and treat us as mere bastards. It is difficult to even touch them with a finger." .”
Ares said: "Sooner or later I will come to the east and occupy all their fairies."
At this time, Poseidon, the god of the sea, came over: "You two, stop arguing. It is said that the child who will overcome the tribulation has arrived."
Ares said: "That's just right, just let him die on our Mount Olympus!"
Here, Bai Ze and his party passed through the thick clouds, and in front of them was a huge Tianmen, where a general with a height of 100 feet was guarding, holding a sharp sword.
On both sides of him stood thousands of heavenly soldiers, all of whom were masters.
This is the Nantian Gate, and the giant holding a sharp sword is called the King of Growth.
Seeing the crowd coming, the King of Growth Heaven put his sword back behind his back, then clasped his hands together: "Disciple, see the Bodhisattva! See the princess!"
Although the King of Growth serves in heaven, he comes from Buddhism.
Not only that, the heavenly kings who guard the four heavenly gates in the east, west, south, and north are all from Buddhism.
This is also a kind of restriction and balance of the Heavenly Court. The Heavenly Court was established by the Taoist Explanation and Teaching line, so it is naturally closer to the Taoist sect.
However, the Jade Emperor does not want to be a puppet on strings. He always has to look at Daomen's face, so he will naturally introduce some power to dilute Daomen's influence.
For example, in the underworld, there are the ten palaces of Yama of Buddhism, Fengdu of Taoism, and the Five Ghost Emperors.
These four heavenly kings are naturally introduced as balancing forces.
"See the Bodhisattva, see the princess."
All the heavenly soldiers clasped their fists at the same time.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Increase the politeness of the king of heaven, are you ready for the meeting to transcend the tribulation?"
King Zengzhengtian said: "Well, many immortals came to watch the grand event, but the gods Kunyu and Kunwu are too arrogant and don't seem to take our Eastern Heavenly Court seriously."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "It doesn't matter, we will use our strength to shut him up."
"Bodhisattva please!"
King Zengzheng stepped aside, and Guanyin Bodhisattva led everyone into the Nantian Gate.
Before the group of people had gone far, Ares with blond hair walked towards them. Sure enough, the aura exuding from him was different from that of the Eastern gods. He looked arrogant: "Are you that Bai Ze?"
Bai Ze pointed at Ares in surprise: "What a strange yellow hair, but no eyebrows?"
"..."
Ares couldn't keep up with Bai Ze's sudden change of thinking. He hurriedly took two steps forward and pointed at his eyebrows: "These eyebrows are growing well. Don't you see? What's your look like?"
We can't really blame Bai Ze for this. Ares has blond hair and his body hair is naturally blond, but it's not as good-looking as later TV shows.
If a person with black hair does not wear makeup, the impact will not be great.
If a person with yellow hair does not wear makeup, even his eyebrows cannot be seen from two meters away.
Can you imagine how much a person’s appearance would suffer without eyebrows?
No matter how good-looking a handsome man or beauty is, they are still ugly without eyebrows.
Bai Ze said lightly: "Oh, your eyebrows are too shallow. You can't see them from two meters away. People who don't know would think you are an eyebrowless ghost."
"You..." Ares was furious.
Prometheus on the side came over to persuade: "Forget it about Ares, he is just a child. Just let him suffer a lot when he goes through the tribulation."
"Hmph!" Ares snorted coldly.
"Hey, what a cute little brother this is, let me hug you." The Olympus God of Love ran over and was about to hug Bai Ze and kiss him.
Bai Ze suddenly trembled!
He immediately hid behind his mother: "Auntie, stay away. Your body odor makes me breathless."
Bai Ze really didn't expect that he knew before traveling that 90% of Westerners have body odor, while Chinese people rarely have this condition.
Therefore, their bathing habits are different from the Chinese people. The Chinese people work all day and go home to take a shower to wash away the dirt on their bodies.
They take a shower when they go out in the morning to wash away the odor so that they can see people during the day.
Even so, it won't last long and you must use a body odor removal spray.
Bai Ze really doesn't understand those people in foreign countries whose moons are all round. Isn't it because this country has been declining for a hundred years? As for the fact that the self-confidence has dropped like that, are all pigs in foreign countries beautiful?
"..."
The face of the goddess of love turned dark. She was so pretty, but she was criticized for having body odor. Moreover, she was in a foreign country, and her face was lost.
Everyone looked at the Goddess of Love and then at Madam Bai, and suddenly felt that Madam Bai was amazing, she was really beautiful.
The unique beauty of Eastern women is far beyond the comparison of Western gods like them.
Especially when looking up close, Mrs. Bai's skin is as smooth as jade and very delicate.
The goddess of love looks okay from a distance, but up close her skin is rough and covered with a layer of down.
The comparison between the two is like the difference between clouds and mud!
The goddess of love was furious: "How dare you mess with me, Aphrodite, and I will make your life worse than death."
"Are you the chaotic Aphrodite?" Bai Ze was surprised. He didn't expect to see Aphrodite in person.
This is the goddess of love in the West. Valentine's Day was born to commemorate this goddess. I don't know how many Chinese men's wallets have been emptied in future generations.
And Bai Ze really doesn't understand why he misses this goddess?
Other people's views on love are different from ours.
Aphrodite was obviously a married woman, but she still hooked up and cuckolded her husband. She had affairs with dozens of male gods,
Finally, when I was hooking up with Xiao Xianrou, I was so anxious to see Xiao Xianrou that I forgot my shoes and ran among the flowers. My feet were pricked by white roses, which dyed them red.
So this is also the origin of sending red roses to love between men and women.
However, Bai Ze couldn't figure out why this love goddess was loved?
What kind of great love did she show that she is remembered and missed by people?
As an Oriental, Bai Ze really doesn't understand this.
If we put it in the perspective of Eastern cultural perception, a person who flirts with men and has affairs with a bunch of people would never represent the concept of love.
It can only be said that the cultural invasion is too serious. The love brains of little girls cannot distinguish this at all. They only want gifts.
(End of chapter)