Chapter 166 The red thread of marriage, the arrow of love, the donkey of love
"All this must change!" If one of the Olympian gods is the most compassionate to mankind, it is naturally Milopsius.
After all, he created the humans in Olympus, and his status is the same as that of Nuwa in China, who is the mother of mankind in China.
Then he is the father of mankind in Olympus.
"This child is right. If I really save all the humans on Olympus, maybe I can become a saint."
Nuwa from China became a saint the day after tomorrow because of her merits in creating humans.
The Holy Light God in the Garden of Eden also became a saint because of his merits in creating humans, but the Garden of Eden was not as large as the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court of China, so he only became an innate saint.
Milopsius also created humans, but he was only a main god, equivalent to the Golden Immortal of China. This gap was huge.
Why could those two created men become saints, but not Milopsius?
Those two created real humans, the real spirits of all things.
And the humans he created are now enslaved by the gods. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are more advanced animals, and they are not considered humans at all.
Therefore, Bai Ze also reminded him that if the humans of Olympus were freed from the shackles of the gods, then he, Milopsius, would definitely become a saint because of his merits in creating humans.
The seeds of killing God King Zeus have been buried deep in Milopsius's heart, and it is destined that there will be a big storm in Olympus next.
In the sky, Yellow Ox saw Bai Ze going to the next level and said: "Nezha, what do you think the next level will be? How will the love goddess embarrass Bai Ze?"
Nezha said: "I heard that woman has extraordinary charm. I don't know how many men fell under her spell and were seduced into bed by her.
Could she seduce Bai Ze? ”
The scalper said: "This is a big deal. She can even seduce a little kid of several years old, why do you want to show off?"
"..." Nezha was speechless. Can the age of a cultivator be calculated in years?
Some elder sisters may look young to you, but they are actually thousands of years old.
Over there, the Antarctic Immortal asked Yue Lao: "I said you will never die. You are in charge of family and marriage here. What do you think Aphrodite will be like?"
Yue Lao said with a dark face, "Although I don't know how he wants to embarrass Bai Ze, but I know how despicable he is!"
As he spoke, Yue Lao's sleeves rolled up a breeze, which blew directly to Aphrodite halfway up the mountain. Then many red rays of light appeared halfway up the mountain. The red rays were so dense that they almost covered the entire hillside. .
Yue Lao said: "Look at how many men this Aphrodite has had an affair with. Each of these red lines represents a marriage between a man and a woman. There are so many red lines that I can't even count them!"
“So many?”
All the immortals and gods were shocked. There were countless red ropes tied to Aphrodite's slender feet, and they stretched out into the distance one by one.
How many lovers does she have?
Several of them extend to the black cloud platform at the scene.
One of the red threads was tied to Poseidon, the god of the sea, and three other red threads were tied to the other three Olympian gods.
Originally, many Olympus gods were still secretly admiring Aphrodite's beauty, but at this moment they suddenly became angry!
They didn't dare to mess with Poseidon, but they punched and kicked the other three gods who had red strings tied to their feet.
"Damn it, we didn't even get the goddess of love, but your boy actually had an affair with the goddess!"
"When did you get into the goddess's bed? I'll beat you to death. I'll beat you to death."
The three gods who had an affair with Aphrodite were beaten so badly.
"Hahaha!"
And all the gods and gods outside Olympus looked up to the sky and laughed, watching their joke.
Aphrodite shook her legs, unable to get rid of the red rope on her feet. She pointed at Yue Lao in the sky: "You old thing, hide this red rope quickly, or I will break your old bones." !" Yue Lao took a sip of wine and said, "I can only hide one red line a day, so you have to wait, but I will eventually be able to hide all your red lines."
"..."
Aphrodite's face turned green. There were so many red threads of marriage under her feet. If she could only hide one thread a day, how many years and months would it take to hide it all?
Although she is wild, she still needs to be shameless. Wherever she goes, people will see how bad she is.
The Barefoot Immortal said: "I think you can never hide these red threads. The reason is very simple. Yue Lao helps you hide one thread every day, and then you hook up with a man every day. In this way, eliminating one thread and adding another will cancel each other out." , the red lines on your feet will never disappear.”
"Hahahaha!"
All the gods laughed on the clouds.
"I made you like donkeys!"
While the Barefoot Immortal was clapping the table and laughing, a bow appeared in Aphrodite's hand, and she shot an arrow with a pink heart-shaped arrow directly into the Barefoot Immortal's body.
The barefoot immortal's pupils suddenly turned into pink heart shapes, and then he chased Zhang Guolao's donkey: "Haha, beauty, do you want a date?"
"Get out of here, Barefoot Immortal, and don't come here to taint my donkey."
There was a funny scene in the sky. Zhang Guolao was running away with his donkey, and the Barefoot Immortal was chasing after him.
Aphrodite placed another heart-shaped arrow on her bow, and then looked around at the gods in the sky.
The gods no longer laughed at her, and consciously looked away, for fear that they would be shot by an arrow, and would they like to find a date with cats, dogs, etc.?
At this time, Aphrodite's eyes were fixed on Yue Lao, and Yue Lao also trembled all over. He pointed at Aphrodite with a trembling finger: "Do you believe that I tied you to the ugliest person in the world?" Together?
There is a three-inch Ding named Wu Da in the lower world. Do you believe that I tied your red rope to Wu Dalang? ”
Aphrodite sneered and said: "Okay, then we will trick each other. Do you believe that while you tie me and Wu Dalang together, I can also make you fall in love with Ruhua instantly?"
Yue Lao trembled all over again, and that flowery face suddenly appeared in front of him. This was unacceptable! Unacceptable! This is unacceptable!
"Humph..."
Yue Lao flicked his sleeves, hiding the red line on Aphrodite's feet. Yue Lao, who had been tough just now, actually gave in now.
"Hmph, you know what's going on."
Aphrodite put away the bow and arrow in her hand and looked down the mountain, looking at Bai Ze who was walking up the mountain step by step.
Bai Ze walked along the steps and up the mountain. There were bright flowers of various colors beside the road, and butterflies were flying among the flowers. Bai Ze seemed to be walking in a colorful garden.
Sometimes a flower elf flies out from the flowers, dancing and spreading pollen.
The pollen forms succubus figures. They are extremely charming. Their pupils are pink hearts. If you kiss them in the air, they will spit out a pink heart-shaped bubble.
Bai Ze is surrounded by beautiful succubi formed from pollen.
But Bai Ze said that you fairies should not tempt me!
After a long journey, Bai Ze stepped onto a platform where there was a fountain and many beautiful flowers planted around it.
And Aphrodite was wearing gorgeous clothes, standing by the fountain, stirring up the clear water with her hands.
At this time, suddenly a man chased a donkey and passed by Bai Ze. Do you think that man was deeply in love with the donkey?
What's going on?
Bai Ze looked at the interracial love and was stunned for a moment. Isn't this scene too funny?
Bai Ze pointed to the woman in front of him: "Isn't this your fault?"
The woman shrugged, seeming pleased with what she had done.
(End of chapter)