Chapter 185 Zhu Bajie’s secret, Tang Monk has a baby
God King Zeus probably didn't expect that this time he sent six main gods, but under Bai Ze's instigation, three of them had the crooked idea of disrupting Olympus!
Even another one died!
When God King Zeus knew this bad news, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood, right?
A group of immortals and gods were waiting for Bai Ze to recuperate his body, and they were also feasting on various cloud platforms. Bai Ze's Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Tribulation turned into a grand event in the Three Realms.
At this time, the moon rises from the sky, and the huge moon palace is right in front of you. A fairy can be vaguely seen in the gorgeous palace.
That is Chang'e!
In front of the palace, there is a tall tree, which is laurel.
And a woodcutter was cutting down the laurel with an axe.
He is destined to keep cutting!
Because Laurel is constantly recovering!
In the past, when the demon clan was in heaven, the sun and moon were controlled by the demon emperor and demon queen, and that was their palace.
Now the heavenly palace of the gods has been established, the sun is controlled by the True Lord Sun, and the moon has become the residence of Chang'e.
Erlang Shen looked at the Moon Palace and was in a daze.
At this time, suddenly a pig's head flew over, and it turned out to be Zhu Bajie.
Erlang Shen wanted to avoid it, but Zhu Bajie stood in front of him.
Zhu Bajie said: "Are you looking at Fairy Chang'e again?"
"..." Erlang Shen's face turned red for a while, "You care about me?"
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said: "Don't forget that I took the blame for you back then. I used to be Marshal Tianpeng, a handsome and majestic man.
Now he has become a pig!
Don’t forget this favor from me. ”
It turns out that Zhu Bajie had a hidden agenda for teasing Chang'e in the lower realm, and he was actually taking the blame for others.
That day, he and Erlang Shen got drunk and came to the Moon Palace together. Erlang Shen had been in love with Chang'e for a long time, and he wanted to do something evil because of the drunkenness.
Chang'e cast the shadow of the moon in the sky, and all the gods saw this scene, but Erlang turned into Marshal Tianpeng in a hurry!
Afterwards, the heavenly soldiers and generals arrested Tianpeng. Naturally, Tianpeng would not plead guilty. Besides, Chang'e also claimed that she knew Erlang Shen.
Afterwards, Erlangshen approached Tianpeng, hoping that Tianpeng would take the blame and he would definitely make amends in the future.
Tianpeng thought about it all night and finally agreed to Erlangshen's request.
Without him!
Erlangshen was the nephew of the Jade Emperor. After the incident, he was taken away as the marshal, obviously to cover up.
Next, Erlang Shen was also clever. When Chang'e cast the shadow of the moon, he turned into the shape of a canopy, making the gods in heaven think that it was him who had made the canopy.
Erlangshen was being protected, and since he wasn't caught, it would be difficult for Tianpeng to stand up, so after some thought, he decided to take the blame.
In this way, Erlang Shen can at least owe him a favor!
But Zhu Bajie didn't expect that he would join a pig fetus. Erlang Shen Tai was so despicable that he actually let him become a pig?
Since becoming a pig, Tianpeng's mentality has also changed. He has become a pig's mentality: gluttony, greed for sleep, greed for money, and greed for sex.
He was not like this originally, but since he became a pig, how could he not pick up pig habits?
Therefore, any immortal who sees his appearance now will be sure that he is the one who molested Chang'e!
This move is too cruel!
Erlang Shen said: "Although you have taken the blame of me for teasing Chang'e, you have now obtained the scriptures. You can become a saint as long as you finish this journey. I am worthy of you."
Zhu Bajie said: "You said it nicely, come on, come on, I will give you this opportunity to become a saint, and you will also bear the bad reputation of molesting women, and then turn into a pig?
Come on, let me see if you are willing? ”
Erlang Shen didn't say anything, tightened the three-pointed gun in his hand, and then relaxed.
If the pig's head was still a canopy before, he could still crush the opponent's head.
That’s different now!
He is a disciple of Jin Chan, the second disciple of the Tathagata, and he is a person who has officially obtained the Buddhist scriptures. It is too late for the gods and gods to fawn over him, and he cannot directly kill him.
Erlang Shen asked: "You don't go to seek Buddhist scriptures, so why do you come here?"
"I'm too lazy to tell you!"
Zhu Bajie was stunned and almost forgot about the business. He quickly flew towards the place where Bai Ze was meditating.
Because this level has been passed, the restrictions on the outside world have also been lifted, and outsiders can fly into the ground. At this moment, Bai Ze had almost adjusted his breath. He felt someone coming, and it turned out to be the breath of an old friend, so he opened his eyes.
"Bajie, it's you?"
Bai Ze stood up happily. After all, he and the group had suffered together, so they were still very happy to be reunited at this moment.
Seeing this, Yellow Ox also flew over and said, "Why are you here, Old Pig? Are you here to watch Bai Ze survive the tribulation?"
Zhu Bajie looked at the dilapidated scene at the scene and knew that Bai Ze's catastrophe this time was extremely dangerous, probably not inferior to the one at Wuji Mountain!
He said: "My friend is going through a tribulation. I should have come to support him, but I have the burden of learning the scriptures. Please forgive me!"
Bai Ze said: "Then why are you here?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Tang Monk passed by the daughter country."
Bai Ze said: "He was not seduced by women. Facing his charming daughter the King, he did not change his heart and remained determined to learn the scriptures!"
Zhu Bajie said: "He and his daughter Wang gave birth to a child..."
"What words! What words!"
Huang Niu and Bai Ze hurriedly stepped forward and covered Bajie's mouth. If word of this got out, Tang Seng would have learned a lesson!
Damn it!
Huang Niu and Bai Ze have mixed feelings in their hearts. Can they stop making such a joke with us?
Tang Seng actually has a baby?
He didn't pass the test of being the king of the daughter country, and he actually fell in love with a mortal?
The sky is falling!
How can I obtain this sutra?
Could it be that Tang Monk was holding a Zen staff in one hand and holding a baby in the other, nursing the baby while he was walking, and when the baby cried, he peed all over him?
So where is the lesson?
It was like visiting the vegetable market!
Or you might put your baby in your luggage and if he cries on the way, people will think you are a human trafficker.
Bai Ze said: "So this is why you came to me?"
Zhu Bajie said: "My senior brother and I are terribly worried. Ordinarily you are going through the tribulation now, so I shouldn't distract you.
But this really stumped us!
I am looking for help from other immortals, but I am afraid that this matter will spread. After thinking about it, I think I should ask you.
After all, you boasted a lot when you left, saying that if you encounter difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures, you can be found if there is no way to solve them. ”
"???"
Bai Ze was speechless. I said you could come to me for anything, but it didn't include the matter of Monk Tang having a baby!
How do I solve this problem?
Bai Ze said: "I remember that my daughter's country owns the birth spring."
Zhu Bajie said: "My senior brother and I think so too, but Tang Monk can't bear to kill, and his daughter the king keeps crying, can't my senior brother and I forcefully instill the fetal spring in her?
Besides, this is indeed a life. Killing him like this is against the will of heaven, and senior brother and I cannot bear it. ”
Bai Ze quietly frowned and thought, then asked after a moment: "How long until the daughter of the king is born?"
Zhu Bajie said: "My daughter has a special physique and does not need to be pregnant for ten months. The king's belly is already very big. I estimate that it will happen within two or three months."
Bai Ze nodded: "Then you go back first. After I finish the tribulation, I will go back to Putuo Luojia Mountain and think about what I can do."
The script of Tang Monk and his disciples' Buddhist scriptures is mastered in Putuo Luojia Mountain. Bai Ze wants to go back and look through it carefully to see if he can find any loopholes.
See how to properly accommodate the extra children.
Zhu Bajie said: "Then you must hurry up, otherwise as soon as the child is born, the child's name will appear on the roster of Fengdu Underworld, Yincao Underworld, and Emperor Dongyue immediately.
Then we can no longer hide this matter! ”
(End of chapter)