Chapter 1 Love Strategist
“Anchor, how often do you think it’s time to change your girlfriend?”
Lin Feng: "It depends on the quality. If it doesn't leak, it can be used forever."
"Anchor, why do I feel guilty when I see my girlfriend wearing black stockings?"
Lin Feng: "Is she wearing a hood?"
"Anchor, I want to popularize the postpartum care of sows!"
Lin Feng: "What, you want to undergo confinement?"
"Anchor, someone calls me a fool, can I call the police?"
Lin Feng: "Hurry up and call the police. There is an article in the criminal law that prohibits leaking other people's privacy."
Poof~
“My family can’t stand it anymore, this anchor is so interesting.”
"Hahaha, I just like to see him doing his job seriously."
"@Candy House, are you still silly? The anchor called you such a fool."
"Ah?!"
"Hahaha, I can't stop laughing."
"..."
Looking at the barrage of pranks that flooded the screen, Lin Feng shook his head speechlessly.
It has been a week since I traveled to this world.
At first he wanted to be a copywriter, but he found that this world was highly overlapped with his previous life.
The popular songs in online novels have long been written badly and sung badly.
No way,
He can only inherit the old business of the original owner and become a network anchor.
There are many types of anchors, including those who are funny, those who brag, those who perform talents, those who play games, and those who are sidelined.
In my memory, the original owner was a live broadcaster, with a crab crusher, electric cannon, original nine-turn fat sausage, etc.
Lin Feng can't do these things, but he has his own unique skills.
You can spot a scumbag at a glance.
Don't ask him how he knows this, just ask that he has a friend who is a senior old scumbag.
So Lin Feng changed his ID to "Love Strategist", and the entire live broadcast session became one-on-one love consultation.
However,
Affected by the original host's live broadcast style, the people who come to the live broadcast room to ask questions are more and more weird.
Although Lin Feng answered every question very seriously, he was still considered to be cheating.
Just like this netizen named "Bu Tai" asked, "Anchor, I want to find a boyfriend who doesn't smoke, drink, or play games. Where can I find him?"
Lin Feng upheld the attitude of being responsible for netizens and advised very seriously, "My dear, let's not talk about whether there is such a man. If you just say that you don't smoke, drink, or play games, what the hell are you doing? ? Not a penny? ”
"Are you sure you want to find a boyfriend like this?!"
"Hahaha... Look how angry our anchor is."
“I don’t smoke, drink, or play games. I’m really stingy.”
"Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard."
Exquisite glasses: "My husband doesn't smoke, drink, or play games. He only knows how to make money."
Lin Feng, "Does your husband like to take a bath?"
Exquisite glasses; "I take a shower every day when I go home."
Lin Feng: "Yes, confirmed. Next."
? ? ?
Exquisite glasses: "Anchor, what do you mean?"
The stream flows: "Sister, the anchor has made it very clear. You taste it carefully."
Exquisite glasses: "What are you looking for? I don't understand."
Private account: "Let me tell you beauty, if a person doesn't have a hobby in his life, then why is he alive? So no matter who he is, he will definitely have a hobby and a hope, you are right."
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Xiao He Liuliu: Everyone has hobbies, unless they are very perverted and hide them very secretly.
Exquisite glasses: "What are you talking about?"
Lin Feng: "Your husband goes home and takes a shower every day because he is afraid that you will smell that there is a woman outside him."
“See through but don’t tell through.
"Anchor, you can break up a pair."
"Hahaha..."
It’s not too late: “Brother anchor, according to you, is there really no man in the world who doesn’t smoke, drink, or play games?”
Lin Feng: "Yes, for example, my grandpa has been lying at home for four years. Not to mention smoking, drinking, playing games, and struggling to eat." Not too late:...
"Pfft~ Hahaha, is the anchor going to introduce grandpa to her?"
"My father has an advantage. He doesn't eat much and excretes a lot. What do you think?"
"This grandson can handle it."
"Does our grandma agree?"
"Hahaha."
Look, didn't I just tell a few truths? When these guys said it, it was just a joke.
Lin Feng is really tired!
"My darlings, the truth is often ridiculous and even cruel, but I still want to say that when you are looking for a boyfriend, don't look for someone with no faults at all. A little faults are a good thing."
"Anchor, how do you say this?"
Lin Feng: "If you really want someone with no faults at all, ask yourselves, are you worthy?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Feng's eyes flashed.
[Ding~ The emotional mentor system has been activated and is binding to the host...]
[Binding successful! 】
[Host: Lin Feng]
【Points: 0】
【Gift: 0】
【……】
[System introduction: 200% of the gifts received by the host from each live broadcast will be redeemed, and 10 points will be awarded for completing a live broadcast]
[If you accumulate 100 points, you can exchange them for a lucky draw. The prize may be some kind of magical item or some unexpected skill]
[Reminder: Sincerely helping netizens get rid of the pain of love is the fastest way to gain points]
The smart light panel flashed past, and Lin Feng almost jumped from his seat with excitement.
A whole week!
The dog system is finally here!
There are two main functions of the recall system.
One is doubling the gift, the other is a lottery.
Magical item?
An unexpected skill?
"It would be great if I could become a superman!"
Lin Feng muttered quietly.
But before that, you must first obtain 100 points.
"Do you want to help netizens get rid of the pain of love..."
Lin Feng smiled slightly.
As a friend of a senior scumbag, Lin Feng is still very confident in this area.
Then look at the barrage.
Um?
Why are you still arguing?
It's not too late: "Why am I not worthy? I don't smoke, drink, or play games..."
Stranger: "You're laughing so hard. If you want to say this, we men are good men if we don't shop, go shopping, do manicures, and don't spend women's money?"
It’s not too late: I don’t know who is laughing to death. Smoking causes lung cancer. Don’t compare your men’s bad habits with women’s hobbies, okay? Quite childish.
Spicy movie: "Make-up can also harm your body, so don't pretend to be arrogant."
Crayfish: "That's right, you get lung cancer from smoking? Can you accept that you can't get lung cancer by playing cards? Can you accept that you can't get lung cancer by taking a bath and getting a massage? Giving men some space to vent is a blessing to yourself. If you don't understand, wait until you get divorced You will understand everything after a few marriages.”
It’s not too late: “Why are you so wicked? It looks like you have been divorced many times.”
Gu Chen is a star: "Haha. Then slowly look for your so-called good people and dig underground to see if you can find them?"
Lin Feng did not expect that his words would cause such a big controversy.
So he quickly stood up and explained, "Everyone, what I mean is that it is not necessarily a good thing for a man to be perfect, because you may not be able to control him. There is a saying that a person dressed in pure white is the most difficult to control..."
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the quarrel stopped as expected.
After everyone thought about it carefully, they felt it made more sense.
Upon seeing this, Lin Feng added, "Actually, I suggest you ladies not to set specific thresholds when looking for a boyfriend. Maybe the guy really doesn't smoke, drink, or play games, but what if he rides a road bike, fishes, or plays a SLR? How about riding a motorcycle?”
Navel Orange: "More finished."
It’s not too late: “This is more expensive than smoking and drinking! Thank you, host, for waking me up.”
The problem was solved, Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, Lin Feng started thinking about how to get points?
(End of chapter)