Chapter 19 Let’s do dog licking! Be an undefined licking dog!
Xiaomi: "The meaning of the military adviser should be that whether one person is infatuated or not depends on the conditions of the other person. If the other person's conditions are very good, such as good looks, good figure, high education, or a good family background, then it will be difficult not to Make people infatuated.”
Tiancha: "Infatuated with your ex? Hahaha! That's because the current one is not as good as the ex."
Lavender: "Infatuation has nothing to do with character, responsibility is character."
Lu Ming: "Infatuation does not mean single-mindedness."
Drunk life and dream death: "I understand!"
………
"Okay, let's take the next one."
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
The other party is a young man.
Lin Feng: "Hello, tell me about your situation."
"My surname is Wang, I'm 24 years old, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have an ambiguous partner."
Lin Feng: "Same city or different place?"
"We live in a different place. We had a big fight a few days ago and then completely lost contact."
Lin Feng: "What are you arguing about?"
"Actually, there is no specific reason. We have been chatting together for more than half a year, and we feel good about each other, but we have never agreed. Anyway, we keep in touch when we should, and we have been in and out of contact until now."
Lin Feng: "Brother, let's be clear. Do you disagree, or do others disagree?"
The person on the other side groaned for a while, then said vaguely, "Her!"
Lin Feng smiled, then picked up the small blackboard and drew a 'concentric circle' on it.
Asked, "Brother, do you know what this is?"
"Donuts?"
Lin Feng: "Fart, spare tire, big spare tire."
Well. . .
Lin Feng asked again: "Do you know why the spare tire is round?"
The young man thought for a while and said: "Because...it saves effort and is stable?"
wrong!
“Because it’s convenient to get out!”
Poof~
My family couldn’t live without laughing.
"Donuts? Shit! Spare tire, hehehe..."
"Forget about the spare tire, I still have a big spare tire, hahaha."
"The military advisor is killing people and killing people!"
""Get Out Because It's Convenient" made me laugh so damn hard."
"Haahaahaha..."
The barrage burst out laughing.
"Okay, I'll admit the spare tire. Anyway, I'll just lick the dog."
The little brother saw it very clearly, as if he had broken a jar.
Then he continued: "We were still hanging out last month and talked a lot in the middle. This month, he suddenly stopped replying to my messages. I contacted him occasionally, and we talked intermittently, but I understand, it's a spare tire. ”
Lin Feng shook his head, "Brother, you are no longer a spare tire."
Then he drew a figure similar to "down" on the small blackboard.
"Dude, do you know what this is?"
The younger brother was confused.
Lin Feng: "Jack, buddy!"
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "If she doesn't contact you, it's because she is contacted by someone else."
"Change the spare tire with the jack. Brother, you are not even a spare tire now. They only use you when they need to change the spare tire. You are just a tool person working for others."
Well. . .
"Actually, I also...guessed that she might not be the only one talking to me. I felt that it would affect my mood too much if this continued, so I deleted her contact information."
Lin Feng: "I also know how to stop losses in time, which is good."
"But when I was watching short videos later, I came across her again. It was the day before yesterday. It was a video similar to an official announcement."
Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, jacking is no longer in line with your identity. This is what you are now."
As he spoke, Lin Feng drew another 'triangle' on the small blackboard.
This time, without waiting for Lin Feng to ask, the younger brother asked first, "What is this?"
Lin Feng: "Congratulations to my buddy for being successfully promoted from a jack to a tripod. She is in pairs and you can only watch silently from 50 meters away."
Well. . . "But Military Advisor, you know, what's even more amazing is that the target of her official announcement is also a girl."
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, then drew a small bottle on the blackboard with a sympathetic look.
"Military advisor, what is this?"
Raymond Lam: "Car fragrance."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are no longer just a tripod. You and your brothers are no longer spare tires. You are car fragrance, which plays a role in setting off the atmosphere."
Well. . .
Although...but...well, it is indeed like this.
The little brother accepted his fate.
Then he continued, "I didn't know what to think at the time, so I gave her a like. Then she contacted me the next day and said angrily that she wanted me to cancel the like. Military advisor, what do you mean by that? ?”
"Please look at the blackboard!"
The little brother took a look and realized that Lin Feng had already drawn a 'mask' on the blackboard.
"A clown?"
"Congratulations, buddy, you finally learned to answer questions."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "If you give me a like, I will ask you to cancel the like. Brother, don't say anything, just put on the mask yourself."
"Military advisor, I have one last question."
"I canceled her likes, but she suddenly called me last night and said that I was yang-yang with her. Then she scolded me on the phone. Do you think this woman is mentally ill?"
Lin Feng could no longer laugh anymore.
"Brother, don't you understand? You have now evolved directly from a clown to an exhaust pipe."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "People feel sick when they see you now, so they must let it out."
Poof~
Hahahahaha!
Xiaowan: ""Big Spare Tire", "Jack", "Tripod", "Car Fragrance", "Clown" and "Exhaust Pipe""
The river flows: "Class representative."
Rabbit: "Hahaha, I feel like I'm out. Except for the spare tire, I haven't heard anything else."
The kid next door: "This guy was originally a person who attracted much attention, but he gradually became a homeless man."
Xiaojuanbao: "My friends have many identities."
Stranger: "When you go out, you give yourself your identity."
Jasmine: "Pokémon don't evolve as fast as you."
Xiao Yu'er: "Hahaha, I laughed so hard."
Xiaonan: "The military advisor told us that love stories must be shared. Only if you are severely laughed at by others will you never fall in love again."
Xiao Han: "This is not a fucking love brain, it's clearly a dog licking."
Wu Nuo: "The highest level of dog licking is the exhaust pipe, hahahaha."
………
Lin Feng: "Brother, don't be sad. There is nothing wrong with licking a dog. What is wrong is that you lick it in the wrong way."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "To be a real dog licker, you must first have absolute initiative, that is, I will lick you when I want to, and I will not lick you when I don't want to. I can advance or retreat."
"I will lick you if I am happy today, and I will not lick you if I am unhappy tomorrow. Once the person being licked accepts our emotions, he will not be used to it if you withdraw at this time."
As the saying goes, if you lick one person, you are a dog; if you lick ten people, you are a wolf.
On the premise that we are not in a relationship, is there any problem if I lick ten of them?
No problem!
This is called communication.
So, go be a licker.
Licking,
Go lick,
Boldly lick it,
Be an undefined licking dog.
You have to remember that when we don't lick, they are the ones who are not used to it, they are the ones who feel uncomfortable, and they are the ones who worry about gains and losses.
What a scary thing it is when licking becomes a habit.
Others laugh at my lover because I love him so embarrassingly, but I laugh at them for not even having the courage to lick.
Brothers,
The public screen collectively shouted: "Lick the door!" ! Awesome! !
(End of chapter)