Chapter 21 The disease mostly occurs in spring.
On the barrage.
Little Rabbit: ""When a man bangs you, he puts his hand on the back of his head, it means he has hurt someone else before." I learned it."
Juzi: "I haven't talked about it, but now I know Bidong needs to protect his head."
ZZZTY: "Hahaha, I've learned now."
Floating Fish: "Brothers, remember, hurt others and hide yourself."
The river flows: "You have to learn and use this. If you are inexperienced, protect her. If you are experienced, let her hurt."
Chacha: "So the more comfortable you are with each other and the more experienced you are, the less reliable you are? Are there really no people who are born with attention to details?"
Qing Nuo: "It's not your turn. Think about how many times you have had great luck since you were a child."
Chacha: "It breaks my heart, sisters.
Vine: "It's not necessarily someone who can pay attention to details, but it must be someone who notices every detail."
Xiao Wan: "I just say that if you listen to the military advisor's lectures too much, you can grow your brain."
………
"I understand, so I should choose Mr. B, right?"
Lin Feng shook his head: "Although B looks honest, he is too conceited. He would go out to the park on a date. This thing is just for fun. I don't want to spend a dime!"
"Sister, I suggest you have more contact. Next time we go to the mall on a date, we may not necessarily buy, but we have to see the other person's attitude."
Well. . .
Candy: "Hahaha, the military counselor gave the young lady a dry burn of her CPU."
Yaoyao: "Girl: Should I choose A or B? Military Advisor: You should choose C."
Cute man: "Mr. B: You are the only one who talks a lot."
Whale Luo: "Hahahahaha."
………
"@strategist, I broke off contact with the person I was ambiguous with after meeting. What's the reason?"
Lin Feng: "I didn't like you!"
Chatting online is quite ambiguous, but in real life, it turns out to be a lie.
Or maybe he fell in love with a certain behavior of yours on a date.
………
"@strategist, if you win 20 million, but your girlfriend is sick and needs 19.99 million, what will you do?"
Lin Feng: "I will give her a big deal!"
Poof~
Hahaha,
It's okay to do it in a big way.
It must be sent away in a glorious manner.
The military advisor is benevolent and righteous!
………
"Military advisor, my husband keeps telling me about his time with his ex-girlfriend before going to bed. What should I do?"
Lin Feng: "Tell him about you and his good buddies."
Hahahaha,
Laughing loudly!
Don’t say it, it’s quite exciting when you think about it~
………
"Military advisor, you are so handsome and have high emotional intelligence, why don't you find a rich woman to marry?"
Lin Feng: "It's useless for you to persuade me on this matter, you have to persuade her."
Hahaha,
Military Advisor: You think I don’t want to? Mainly because there are none!
I can't help but laugh.
………
"Military advisor, give me a woman and I can create a nation."
Lin Feng: "I want to give you an old sow."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
You are so awesome, why don’t you lower the price of pork?
Hahaha, nothing wrong.
………
Ding~
"Hello, anchor!"
The voice was very young, that of a little boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, brother, have you encountered any difficulties in your relationship?"
"Anchor, my situation is actually a bit similar to that of the sister just now. I also met two girls and I don’t know how to choose?
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment, thinking that I should just change the live broadcast room into a fishing session.
Why are they coming one after another?
Endless.
"Anchor, I have a second question, that is, if I choose Miss B, I am afraid that I will lose and become a clown. What should I do?"
Haha, I have already been registered.
Pretty cool, man.
"Come on!"
Lin Feng picked up the small blackboard, drew a girl, and said: "Let's talk about your Miss A first." "This Miss A, I met in school, we met while reading in the library, and we chatted for two days , I feel that she and I are very compatible with each other and are suitable for marriage.”
Lin Feng: "Awesome, man, we talked about getting married in two days."
"Hey, I just think long-term."
"Then what?"
"Then I confessed my feelings to her, but she didn't seem to have any idea about me. She said she was just a passerby, so I..."
stop!
Brother, stop first!
Lin Feng became more and more confused as he listened.
"So you confessed your love to the other person, but they rejected you and made it clear that you might as well just be a passerby?"
"Yes!"
"Fuck you, uncle, get out of here."
I was thinking more long-term, and I almost believed it.
Are you thinking too far?
That's a beautiful idea of yours!
There are two girls who don’t know how to choose?
What's so special about you is that you don't know how to lick it!
"I'm telling you, buddy, you don't have the right to choose. You're purely whimsical."
Well. . . .
On the barrage.
"After chatting for two days, I feel that the three views are quite consistent" "Suitable for marriage"...
Lazy: "The military advisor misheard, he clearly said "Suitable for Marriage Deception""
Little Butterfly: "Hahaha, laughing like crazy."
Xiao Wan: "When he talks about the harmony of the three views, does he mean that when he speaks, the girl replies: Yes, yes, everything you said is right."
Qingti: "There is a saying that if you feel comfortable chatting with someone, it means that they are downwardly compatible with you and tolerant of you. Is this man overconfident?"
The river flows: "This brother is interesting. After a few words, I want to get married. After a few words, I have already thought about the name of the child."
Huazhu: "Girls: We chatted for a while. Boys: Take it!"
Seizing the Bamboo Shoot: "Hahahahaha, so confident."
………
"Anchor, why don't you help me look at Miss B again."
"Say it."
"Ms. B and I met at a driving school, and we both had a crush on each other, but we studied in different places. I was afraid that I would become a clown."
Lin Feng looked suspicious: "Are you sure the other party has a crush on you?"
"Sure, she has left me a WeChat message."
Lin Feng: "What are you talking about?"
“The friends I added two days ago are still waiting for verification.”
"What the hell..."
Lin Feng gritted his teeth and took a deep breath, "Brother, you don't have to choose, and don't be afraid of being a clown, because you are a clown now."
"Get out of here quickly."
Well. . . .
On the barrage.
Milky-white Yukiko: ""I know two girls at the same time and don't know which one to harass"
The young man chasing the wind: "No, brother, there's something wrong with your online name!"
Ku Zhou: "It made me laugh so hard. When he opened his mouth, I thought the two women were chasing him desperately."
Wu Meizi: "What kind of strength? I've even ordered food..."
Puppy eating fish: "Hahahahaha, it's the first time I feel a man's confidence so intuitively."
Legs and Legs: "Before listening: the drought will kill the drought and the flood will die. After listening: I don't know which one to harass."
Yiqiuah: "I'm not kidding, give me some confidence, I really need it."
Xiaowa: "Hahaha, incredible."
………
"Brother, go to the hospital quickly and register. You are sick and need to be treated!"
"Pure love madness!"
Lin Feng cut off the wheat angrily.
Director of the mental retardation shelter: "@军师, don't worry, a car has been sent here."
Calm: "Hahahahaha..."
Randomly: "If you don't understand, just ask, what is peach blossom epilepsy?"
Meng Qiqi: "I just feel that I am the most handsome or beautiful in the world, and all the opposite sex likes me. Even if the other party clearly rejects me, I still think that the other party is embarrassed to agree to me because of face."
Xin Xin: "This disease mostly occurs in spring, commonly known as Fa Chun."
Chu Nancheng: "After watching Love Brain, I watched Peach Blossom Madness, hahaha."
(End of chapter)