Chapter 26: None of the strategists’ swords are cut crooked
There are many barrages, but the answers are different.
Indeed,
There is no standard answer to the matter of not loving it.
However,
Lin Feng: "I hope everyone can learn to love others with overflowing love."
What is overflowing love?
It's like I plant an apple tree and there are 100 apples on the tree. I can't eat them all myself. I will share the extra apples with my neighbors, friends, or relatives.
Even if they don't like apples, I won't care, and it won't affect my mood.
But conversely,
If there is only one apple on the tree and you use the only apple to please others,
Then you are giving all your trump cards to others, and all you are waiting for is harm.
Because apples are just apples, others may want bananas.
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the water friends fell into silence.
After a while,
The river flows: "It's great. It doesn't overflow. It's all mine."
Stranger: "Either you are really stingy."
Big Spicy Piece: "Anything that overflows is also mine."
Ganges River Sands: "It's all fucking mine."
Xiaowan: "Hahahaha, real leather."
Lin Feng was also amused by these old Beibis.
"Okay, here's the next one."
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Sounds over thirty.
Lin Feng: "Hello sister, how can I help you?"
"I am 36 years old and I work in catering. He was a customer and came to my store by chance. At that time, he sat in my store for a month without eating or ordering anything."
Lin Feng: "Hard seat?!"
If you just sit there and don’t order, you guys are pretty cool. ”
Well. . .
"That's pretty much it, but he said his family lives near me."
Lin Feng: "Are you sure you're not using the air conditioner?"
"He didn't enter the store, he was just sitting outside the door."
Lin Feng: "Awesome."
Well. . . .
"Actually, I feel quite embarrassed, but as time goes by, I get used to it, and we often talk about age, work, and everything."
Lin Feng: "No, he sat in front of your store without ordering anything, and then you chatted with him when you had nothing to do?"
"Because I am also sitting in front of the store."
? ? ?
“Because I do barbecue, I cook a lot.”
Understood.
"How old is he?
"He is also 36, but he is capable."
Lin Feng: "How can you be so powerful? I haven't made a single purchase in a month."
Well. . . .
"Later, he told me that he had a girlfriend whom he dated for seven years and then broke up with her about three or four months later."
"Being together for 7 years and breaking up for 3 months?"
Lin Feng smiled.
"What happens later?"
"Later, he stayed with me for more than a month, during which time he went to XZ and drove there."
Lin Feng: "You went too?"
"I didn't, but there were two women and a man who went with him, and they said they were all his friends."
"After arriving in XZ, it was amazing. He dispersed all the people. He said that all his friends were flying back, and he was driving back alone."
Lin Feng: "Nonsense, he drove there. If he doesn't drive back, what will happen to the damn car?"
Well. . .
"It seems like we can tow it back."
Lin Feng: "Doesn't it cost money to drag it back?"
"You've been sitting in front of the store for a month without spending any money. You don't know how much money you have in your pocket?"
Well. . . .
Lin Feng was speechless.
I wonder if this sister is 36 or 16?
"It would take more than ten days for him to drive back, so he called me and asked if you wanted to come over. We would drive back together. He dispersed everyone."
Lin Feng: "That's what he broke up with. He's obviously too tired to take the bus, okay? I'm looking for you to be the navigator."
Well. . .
"I... didn't think much about it at the time. As a friend, I just went."
Lin Feng picked up the small blackboard and wrote the word "iron".
Well. . . .
On the barrage.
"Hard Seat", "Navigator", "Iron Butt"...
Hahahahaha.
Zhu Xiaobao: "Can anyone tell me what "Iron" means?"
Full: “It’s been more than ten days since I drove back, and whoever sits in the car will have a hard time.”
Hahahahahaha.
Ouyang: "Sister, you are awesome, you are so strong!
Xiaoqi: "Both of them have good penises. One has been sitting on the hard seat at the door of the store for more than a month, and the other has been delivering iron balls for thousands of miles." Ms. Wang: "I have been sitting on the hard seat at the door of the store for more than a month, and I am not willing to support you. I don't know. What are you going to XZ for?”
Equipment Bear: ""He's capable" "Has a girlfriend I've been with for seven years"
X9: "Does this sister have any misunderstanding about strength?"
Hahahahahahaha.
………
The woman must have seen the barrage, and quickly said, "What the hell...I flew over there."
Lin Feng: "Didn't you come back by car?"
"That's that."
Got it,
Or iron butt.
"After I went there, something happened that made me very angry. On the first day I arrived at LS, he lived with me."
? ? ?
"Originally, I booked the room and stayed alone. But when I got there, there were two men and three women. He said they were crowded."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Didn't those people all go back by plane?"
"That's what he told me on the phone, but after arriving, he also said that those people wanted to play in LS for a few days and then fly back."
hehe.
Lin Feng: "Having strength = living in a crowded place + driving back and forth + not taking a plane + not using air conditioning + sitting there without ordering food."
"Sister, do you have any misunderstanding about strength?"
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Okay, let's continue talking, and then you stayed in the standard room for two days?
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Don't you feel embarrassed?"
"I was indeed a little embarrassed, but he said he couldn't sleep without taking medicine, so he fell asleep after taking medicine every day."
Lin Feng: "What medicine is so awesome? Mongolian sweat medicine?"
Well. . .
………
Poof
Ha ha ha ha.
Xueying: "This sister was criticized by the military advisor."
Nicole: "No one said a word when I yelled at them."
Stranger: "They all look good. Not a single sword of the military strategist is wrong, and the swords are precise and accurate."
Laughing like crazy.
………
Lin Feng: "Did he confess to you on the way back?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Then you agreed?"
"Yeah, but things were different after he came back. He told me that he had a foreign debt of 300,000 yuan."
Lin Feng: "You don't want to help him pay it back, do you?"
"Well, I asked if you want me to pay it back for you."
? ? ?
"But he said no."
Lin Feng: "Sister, you are 36, are you still in love?"
"That...although I am 36 years old, I have not had this experience."
"Always single and never married?"
"Yes."
This really surprised Lin Feng.
"We have been together since we came back, but gradually many problems appeared."
Lin Feng: "For example?"
"For example, one time he drank too much and I sent him home. It was the first time I went to his house. When I arrived, I found that everything in his house was related to his ex-girlfriend, like very cute dolls. And the dog they had together before.”
Raymond Lam: "Are there any women's toiletries?"
"Yes, a lot."
Confirmed.
Lin Feng slapped the small blackboard and said quickly: "My girlfriend is not my girlfriend, she is most likely my wife."
"The other party had a quarrel with his wife and was arguing for divorce. The wife left him and ran out of the door and returned to her parents' home. The two of them should be in the divorce cooling-off period at the moment,
At this time, the other party has fallen into a kind of failure of marriage in life, sitting in front of your barbecue restaurant every night in a daze,
As a result, at this time, you, the greedy girl, started chatting with others.
The other party feels that chatting with you is quite good, and suddenly it doesn't feel so painful. On an impromptu basis, he decides to make an appointment with his friends to go to XZ to purify his soul.
When I came back, my friends all had hemorrhoids in their butts, so I decided to fly back.
But his penis can still hold on, and on a whim, he asks you if you want to go to XZ to find him, come back with him, and travel with you by the way.
So you went.
After you go there, the other person obviously pays attention to you and makes excuses to live in the same house with you at night.
At this time, he was relatively restrained.
Why restraint?
Because the marriage was not divorced completely.
If he has sex with you, he is making a mistake and is likely to leave the house.
On the way back on the third day, he confessed to you that he wanted to be with you because he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Then the other party will take you to the hotel, hook your hand directly, and thrust out fiercely. You will knock him out of his stupor, and then he will open up quickly..."
(End of chapter)