Chapter 35 I am my mentor Tian Bin. What kind of anchor are you?
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the barrage exploded.
Emo beast: "We agreed to do dog licking together, and you will talk affectionately with me?"
Don’t eat apples: “It’s not attractive at all, I still like to be a dog licker.”
Wang Chuyuan: "She spat that day, and I mixed it with water and drank it for three months."
Little Bear: "Brother, you are not a licker, you are a real dog!"
Hahahahaha.
Weird details: "Bao, go to military training, then you can become a military dog."
Poof~
I fucking threw up laughing.
Wu Yuan: "I think the military advisor is right. What attracts me most about those girls is their legs."
Mijiang: "Is it possible that it's not attraction, you're just lustful."
Hahahaha, the truth is revealed.
Tuji: "If you hesitate, you will lose, and sincerity will be in vain. If you like a girl, look into her eyes first. If she doesn't look at you, then look at her legs."
"Then what if she looks at you too?"
"Wait until she stops looking at me before looking at the legs."
"Then what if she keeps looking at you."
"I just asked her if she liked me, and then asked for WeChat!"
"Is it coming?"
"I didn't give it. They said I was a low-income man."
Hahahahaha.
………
The old guys were all gone, and a group of cute newbies were having fun.
Lin Feng couldn't help but shook his head,
He lamented that this class of netizens was the most unruly class he had ever led.
Just ready to connect the next wheat,
The public screen flashed,
Divided into two.
"Hehehe, I am my mentor Tian Bin. What kind of anchor are you?"
A man wearing a straw hat and a gray coat suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.
Lin Feng was stunned and blurted out.
"I'm sorry for you!"
The video is interrupted.
The public screen is back to normal again.
The barrage instantly floated on the screen.
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Xiaolin: "What are you doing?"
Cyberpunk: "It seems to be Tian Bin, I brushed him."
Ah Ce: "My father is the richest man every day, and my aunt is the official mentor Tian Bin?"
Xiao Wan: "Haha, that's him."
Yaoyao: "Did you hear clearly what the military advisor just said?"
The river flows: "It seems to be 'my tender father'..."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
………
Ding~
The public screen flashed,
Split into two again.
Lin Feng was startled, are you still coming?
Then I saw Tian Bin slamming the table angrily and saying angrily, "You bastard, I think you are young, but you are so rude. You are such a bastard. What did you say just now? Apologize!"
Lin Feng was happy.
Look at my mouth shape.
"hetui~"
The video connection hangs up again.
Feiyu: "Hahaha, I made Teacher Tian so angry. The military advisor is really naughty."
Dou Xiaodou: "The other side is confused."
Brother Shiguang: "Please give Tian Bin some psychological shadow. Hahaha"
………
Ding~
Damn,
Come again.
"You, you, you... are bullying others too much. What's your attitude?" Tian Bin slammed the table angrily.
However, this guy fell out of control faster than turning the page in a book. The next second he smiled and said: "Hehehe, young man, I think you and I are destined, how about we have a PK?"
Lin Feng clicked on the other party's homepage and took a look.
Popular 1500+
Worse than myself!
What a slap in the face.
Besides, Lin Feng's live broadcast room has just started to improve. Playing PK is too unpopular, so let's forget it.
"Young man, what kind of anchor are you?"
Tian Bin noticed that although the traffic in Lin Feng's live broadcast room was not large, the activity of water friends was surprisingly high.
So I started to be polite, thinking about gaining a lot of fans.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "I am in the service business. Teacher Tian Bin, do you want to try it?" Tian Bin raised his eyebrows and said with a squinting expression: "What services are there?"
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Lin Feng: "I have a popularity service, a like service, a follow service, and a course service. Which one do you need?"
cut!
Tian Bin waved his sleeves and said disinterestedly: "I don't need any service."
Lin Feng shook his finger, "I think you are missing a lesson because you are not perfect enough."
"You bastard, I think you are insulting me. There is something in your words."
Lin Feng: "Son, don't worry, listen to your father first, right?"
"You, you, you..."
Before Tian Bin could attack, Lin Feng said directly: "Have you been suffering from backache and back pain recently, and you always feel tired?"
Huh?
How do you know?
(Nonsense, who can do live broadcasts without back pain?)
Lin Feng: "Because you have kidney deficiency."
Tian Bin rolled his eyes: "Yes, I felt weak when I saw you."
Lin Feng waved his hand: "I'm not kidding you. You have kidney yang deficiency and a little kidney yin deficiency. You may not be able to pee right away."
Well. . .
………
"Kidney yang deficiency" "Kidney yin deficiency" "Probably not able to pee right away"
Damn it!
What the hell is it if you can't pee!
Ha ha ha ha.
"Tian Bin's smile gradually disappeared."
"The Smile Disappearance Technique."
“It’s time to eat, I almost couldn’t hold it back.”
Hahahahaha.
………
"Bastard, please show some respect to me. Let me tell you, I, Tian Bin, am very powerful. First of all, I am famous on this platform. Also, do you know who my dad is?"
Lin Feng: "Far away in the horizon, close in front of you, it's just me."
"You, you, you...that's unreasonable! Let me tell you, my dad is the richest man in Shanghai. Do you know who my aunt is? Everyone on the platform knows about my aunt, and no one has more fans than her."
Lin Feng: "If I guess correctly, your aunt is official."
"Hey, young people are still a little smart. Yes, my aunt is the official."
"I'm just asking you if you accept it."
Lin Feng: "I'm convinced, okay. Let me be honest with you. In fact, I am not a service provider. I am an emotional anchor."
Emotional anchor?
This type of anchor is rare.
"Young man, can you help me solve it? I do have some emotional problems here."
Lin Feng: "Tell me about it."
"Hey, things haven't been going well for me. I've been divorced, and my two wives ran away twice. The first wife ran away with someone from Zhejiang, and the second wife ran away with someone from Henan.< br>
Oops, I don’t want to talk about love now. The pain of love is really too painful. ”
This stuff sounds like bullshit when you hear it.
Lin Feng didn't spoil him either: "To be honest, you look like this, it would be strange if your wife didn't run away."
"You, you, you...yellow-mouthed kid, you are so presumptuous!"
Lin Feng: "I didn't mean that. What I actually meant was that your marriage is not happy, mainly because of your name."
"What happened to my name?"
"Unlucky, I suggest you change it."
"What to change?"
Lin Feng pretended to think for a while and suddenly said: "Yes, from now on you will call me mentor Tian Boyi."
"What do you mean?"
Lin Feng: "Taste it carefully."
After saying that, Lin Feng hung up the video connection again.
On the barrage.
Just teasing you: "What do you mean, brothers?"
Xu Xiansen: "Youpin, Tian Boyi, Boyi, b, i"
Feng Guiqiu: "Huh? Hahahahaha."
Stranger: "Tian Bin's head is buzzing, the military advisor has made Tian Bin stupid now."
Xiao Wan: "Tian Bin met the military advisor and couldn't explain why."
Yoyo: "Who has the opposite Douyin account? This gadget is so cool."
Half a Hao man: "I want to represent the military advisor and give him some fatherly love."
Xingchen: "Brother, take me one."
I'll go too!
The river flows: "Tian Bin: My father is an enemy of the country."
Hahahahaha.
"I laughed so hard!"
(End of chapter)