Chapter 43 Don’t hurt a girl twice
Shu Shu: "High EQ: go back to sleep. Low EQ: go back to sleep."
Meeting TA: "No, what does it mean to go back to sleep?"
Man can conquer nature: "Even if we break up and make a fuss, I still want to come back and sleep."
Puppy: "What a joke!"
Ha ha ha ha.
Lacquer Art: "My brain was burned by love, and I woke up instantly."
Latiao: "When the military advisor said this, it seems that both words have derogatory meanings.
Zhang Ziang: The word "free" is deep in my mind, and now there are three more words: "Return to sleep"
Hahahahaha.
………
"Military advisor, I broke up with my ex-girlfriend. I proposed it, but within a week, she found a new love. You said that I would propose getting back together now, would she agree?"
Lin Feng: "You can't blame others for breaking up. You didn't cherish the time we were together, and now you want to make boiling sheep for others?"
"Brother, I don't recommend you do this. Let's not talk about whether she can get back together with you. It's not that you can't let go of her now, but you have a gain-and-loss mentality of having your girlfriend owned by someone else."
"Don't hurt a girl twice."
………
Ume-chan: ""Don't Hurt a Girl Twice" Wow, wow, I really love the military advisor."
Xiao Wan: "The military advisor is really warm. It's right to be a fan of him."
Yaoyao: "But what is Boiling Sheep?"
The river flows: "The four kings of the dog licking world: Boiling Sheep, Two-faced Turtle, Black Tiger, and Tom Cat."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
Big spicy movie: "The king of dog lickers, no one can beat him."
………
"Military advisor, a boy has been chasing me crazily for almost two weeks recently. He is a nice guy, has a high emotional intelligence, and won't let his words fall on the floor. Should I accept it?"
Lin Feng: "I don't accept it."
"Because the other person has been chasing you for two weeks and you are still hesitating, it means that he is not your type. You are considering him now just because he is madly pursuing you and showing favor to you. You enjoy this feeling,
And let me tell you, a boy will start chasing you crazily when he sees you at the first sight. Whether it is high emotional intelligence, thoughtfulness, or giving gifts, there is no emotion, it is all skills.
Once I chase you, my skills will no longer be used, you will have a huge gap, and this relationship will not last long. ”
………
"No Feelings" "It's All Skills"
The military advisor is really sober in the world!
Enlightenment!
………
"Military advisor, I feel like I'm being fished for, but I just bought her a mobile phone worth over RMB 10,000. What should I do?"
Lin Feng: "Fox her back, tell her that your computer is broken, hint, and then send her a few bag pictures."
I understand the anti-phishing,
I also understand sending computers,
What does it mean to send pictures of bags?
The river flows: "Let the girl think that he is considering buying a computer for himself first or a bag for her. The bag will definitely be more expensive. At this time, the girl will take the initiative to buy him a computer and let the guy save money to buy her a bag. .”
Damn it, that’s it.
Awesome!
Specializing in green tea.
Come on, be a fishing master. I'm terribly strong now.
………
After 20 minutes of interacting with friends, the number of likes in the live broadcast room finally exceeded 30,000.
Lin Feng started the one-on-one session on time.
Ding~
"Hello, anchor!"
The other party is a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, tell me about your situation."
"I am 22 years old and have just graduated from my undergraduate degree. I have not had many friends in real life, but recently I have had some on soul."
Lin Feng: "How far has the relationship progressed?"
The person on the other side paused for a moment and said: "He is such an anchor. I just conducted a social experiment and found three men to chat with, and then..."
stop!
Lin Feng said angrily: "Are you sick? Are you here to attend my entire academic discussion? Are you doing a social experiment and chatting with three men? Why, you still want to write about your experience?
What kind of good people can you meet in a garbage dump? After studying a lot, you finally find that they are all the same type of people. ”
The girl was silent for a while and said: "I just want to ask and verify my opinion. One of the men said that he was divorced, and then..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again by Lin Feng, "No, I'll tell you there are no good people here."
Well. . . .
………"I've never had a boyfriend" "But I'll talk on soul" "Do a social experiment" "Three chats at once"
Jing Dawai: "Sister of humanities and social sciences."
Jiajia: "Publish a paper and I'll loan it to you."
Ha ha ha ha!
Xiaoxi: “Actually, when Soul came out, I didn’t care about my reputation. After playing for a while, I started to care about my reputation, so I deleted it.”
Qing Huan: "The same, at that time we were sharing our lives with each other."
Two Frogs: "There are a lot of liars nowadays."
Pink Snow Cake: "I met a liar on there and lost everything. Woohoo."
The 20-year-old genius masturbates: "Hello, do you still have money? I want to sign up too."
Hahahahaha.
Su Ci: "There is still an appointment."
Mr. Gao: "Achievements: one senior executive of a state-owned enterprise, one female boss who has been self-employed for 92 years, and three young women."
Awesome, brother.
66666
The child’s mother: “I want to download this software after hearing this.”
Stranger: "Sister, take good care of your children, school is about to start."
Hahahahaha.
………
Girl: "I understand, I understand.
Lin Feng: "You know nothing, and you are not a good person. Chatting with three people at the same time, do you think you are a good person?"
As he spoke, Lin Feng quickly wrote four words on the small blackboard.
“Everyone is hungry!”
………
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
It made me fucking laugh.
Everyone is hungry! !
Shiyu: "We are all hungry. Why go there to talk if we are not hungry? It makes sense, hahaha."
Kisses everywhere: "My mother caught three men and one woman on the soul."
Mouse: "Huh?? Wait, my ICU is a little confused."
Lllll: "Big sister, is this Chinese?"
Qili: "I know all the characters, but put them together, they are really niche."
The river flows: "Auntie is very hungry."
Ha ha ha ha.
Wu Yuan: "Sisters, please persuade aunt to stop."
Rotten Peach Blossom: "If it doesn't work, just start a class!"
I sign up!
+1
Hahahahaha.
………
Girl: "Anchor, actually I still have a problem, that is, I had the medical beauty treatment on my whole face, and it is completely different from before. I am a little depressed now."
Lin Feng: "Is he disabled?"
"That's not true. You know that kind of internet celebrity face, right?"
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Then you don't have to worry."
"Why?"
Lin Feng: "Sister, let me tell you, if a normal person asks 100 boys if you like Internet celebrity faces, 100 boys will definitely tell you that they don't like it.
But if an Internet celebrity asks 100 boys if they like me, 103 voices will say that I do.
Why 103?
Because three licking dogs said it one more time. ”
"Hehe, I understand."
Thank you anchor!
………
Xiao Wan: "So do boys like plastic surgery?"
Yaoyao: "Same question."
Spicy movie: “I don’t like plastic surgery, but plastic surgery on the face is okay.”
Stranger: "Hahaha, correct answer."
Xinxin: “I seem to understand, but I don’t seem to understand.”
The river flows: "Mandarin: I like fake beauty, but I don't like real ugliness."
(End of chapter)