Chapter 60 You redefined currency exchange rates
Simi: "Oops, my girlfriend just sent me a message, saying that my dating experience is not good and she wants to break up. What should I do?"
Xu Xiansen: "Reply to her: Too many people broke up today and there are no more numbers. You can come tomorrow!"
ah?
Hahahahaha
6ah!
………
Boy: "Actually, I found some clues before. She always blocked me when she posted short videos. I asked her in the past, but she didn't admit it."
Lin Feng: "What did you send?"
"Just that kind of fishing copywriting."
Raymond Lam: “Would you like to add a selfie?”
"Add."
Lin Feng chuckled: "Congratulations, buddy, your girlfriend is in love."
Well. . .
………
"Your girlfriend is in love"
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude, your girlfriend has a boyfriend.
It's so bitter.
Don't be afraid, find another person to talk to.
Haha, I laughed so hard.
………
Boy: "I asked her why she blocked me. She said it was just to record her daily life. She said she didn't just block you."
Lin Feng: "Brother, don't you understand? This girl has already self-destructed, and you are not the only one who has been blocked, which means she is fighting on multiple fronts!"
"Brother, you not only have brothers, you have many brothers."
The boy was silent.
Lin Feng: "Calm down, buddy. From now on, you can do the same if she posts it. It's all about raising fish anyway, so why can't she be a fish?"
"Military advisor, I don't have fish, I am serious about her."
Lin Feng: "Brother, then I have to criticize you. Everyone has put in coins, so why should you be the only one to rock the car? You have to let your brothers sit down too."
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On the barrage.
"The Cart" and "The Wrongful One"
Liangliang: "Brothers, please sit down too."
Bikini Castle: "When I go up there, there are two hundred carps wagging their tails."
Awesome!
6666.
Ice Cream: "What is a rocking car?"
Come,
Sing with me,
What's the name of dad's dad?
Ha ha ha ha.
This thing can be shaken by inserting a coin.
Shake it and a little baby will come out.
Tsk tsk,
Not perverted enough, I've always been incompatible with you.
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Boy: "She said we should break up, so I tried to keep her, but her attitude was like a completely different person. I also know that I am very licky and like a clown, but when you love someone, doesn't it mean that you will deceive yourself?"
Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, although the clown card is the biggest in poker, one clown card can't control the pair of three, you get two."
? ? ?
The boy was stunned, obviously not understanding what Lin Feng meant.
Lin Feng said bluntly: "I have emphasized many times in the live broadcast room that love goes in both directions. If you love alone and bravely, you will not get a response.
You are neither a pure love god of war nor a clown, you are a pure idiot! ”
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Xiaojie: "What does 3 mean?"
Gouzi: "Fighting Landlords, although the ghost is the biggest, one ghost can't beat 3, it can only beat 1 pair."
Ahao: "When two ghosts are together, the bombing ghost is the biggest one."
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Boy: "I know she might be lying to me, because I am willing to spend money on her. I asked her to buy me some underwear, and she said, can you buy me a perfume that I like."
Lin Feng: "So after you spent money on the other party, you only wanted a pair of underwear, and the other party refused?"
"She accepted it."
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, the prerequisite for her acceptance is that you buy her a bottle of perfume first."
"That's right!"
Lin Feng smiled: "A bottle of perfume costs 20 yuan for a pair of underwear. You are really a big loser."
The boy immediately added: "Not one, but three."
Lin Feng rolled his eyes.
Okay!
3 items for 15 yuan,
Free shipping,
Buy it online!
Then I don't know.
Lin Feng: "What perfume did you buy for her?" "Bulgari."
pretty!
Lin Feng: "Hurry up and frame those underwear and hang them in your living room. That's her love for you, buddy, the only love. Three pairs of love for 15 yuan."
………
"Can you buy me a pair of underwear?" "Then buy me a bottle of perfume first" "Exchange Bvlgari's perfume for 3 pairs of underwear for 15 yuan"
Tsk~
This guy redefined currency exchange rates.
Bvlgari perfume = 3 pairs of underwear = 15 yuan
Ha ha ha ha.
Tutu: "Where can I find someone who is willing to exchange Bvlgari perfume for three pairs of underwear for 15 yuan?"
Tangtang: "I also like a perfume. I can buy him 6 pieces."
Yu Yao: "It costs 15 yuan for three pairs. Can these be worn? My husband wears ck's."
Gouzi: "To be honest, I have never been deceived like this. I have been deceived about my feelings and body, but I have never been defrauded out of money! Stinginess is my only advantage."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Boy: "Military advisor, I really like her. Do you think I can still be useful?"
"Yes!"
"Really?"
"Really! There is a show for you in the circus."
ah?
What a clown show!
Hahahahaha!
Amid bursts of laughter from the water friends, Lin Feng kicked the boy off the mic.
He leaned outside the screen and took a drag on his cigarette.
Lin Feng felt a headache and rubbed his eyebrows.
What a mess.
A midnight show.
All the monsters and monsters came out.
And each one is more energetic than the other.
Ding~
Someone is on the wheat again.
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Still a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, buddy, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, actually... I am also a live broadcaster, and I am almost the same as you in the emotional field."
? ? ?
Together!
Are you here to cause trouble?
"No, no, military advisor, don't get me wrong. I've been watching your live broadcast for two days. I just encountered a problem recently and wanted to ask you for advice."
………
On the barrage.
Xu Xiansen: "Niubi, military advisor, and colleagues have all come to ask for help."
Maomao: "Is this just barking? The authorities are blind to the onlookers. They can persuade others, but they cannot persuade themselves."
Xiao Wan: "There is a saying, how to put it, doctors don't heal themselves."
Zhang Pobo: "Don't tell me, I'm a medical student. I treat myself, but I haven't seen anything good for a week. Someone else came over and gave me two boxes of medicine, and I was cured in two days. It's amazing."
Ha ha ha ha.
Yaoyao: "Is it possible that he came here to steal the army? Others asked him, but he came to ask the military advisor."
Open your mind!
Damn it!
………
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, let's talk about it."
"I met her during a live broadcast. During the chat, I was quite interested in her and she also liked my voice, so we made an appointment to meet offline.
When we met, I was quite satisfied, but the financial pressure was a bit high during the relationship. We spent four days together, about 15,000 yuan. ”
Lin Feng: "Fifteen thousand in four days? Brother, did you buy insurance for her?"
Well. . . .
"No, even if I buy clothes for her, I don't actually want to spend the money. She always expressly hints that she wants me to spend money for her.
For example, that day, when we were shopping, she suddenly answered the phone and said, Oops, the rent has to be paid again recently.
I'm a little angry,
I want to say that we are just in a relationship. Why do you still care about my rent, water, electricity, etc.? ”
Lin Feng: "Then did you give it to me later?"
"Give it!"
Lin Feng laughed angrily.
"If you're not a buddy, are you the only emotional anchor?"
Sow a big daddy!
Well. . . .
(End of chapter)