Chapter 74 Bro, you deserve not to find love
After interacting with water friends for a while,
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
Opposite is a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, buddy, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I'm just confused now. I don't know how to start another relationship?"
Lin Feng: "Then let's go on a blind date."
"But I've been on blind dates many times, and we all followed the military counselor's formula, but we still can't get along."
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Lin Feng was confused: "My formula?"
"It means first getting to know someone, then chatting, then reaching the same frequency resonance, then meeting, establishing an intimate relationship between two people, and finally the ultimate ambiguous behavior."
After hearing this, Lin Feng smiled and said, "Brother, that's not my formula, that's a normal person's love process."
"But even if I follow this process, it won't work."
Lin Feng: "Brother, this is just a love process. Just follow the instructions and there will be results. If there is a problem in any part of the process, it means the person is wrong. Just change to another and continue."
"Then if it's a blind date, can we follow this formula?"
Lin Feng nodded: "Yes. Blind date is just omitting the first step of 'getting to know'."
"But I followed this formula, and it still didn't work."
Lin Feng: "That's the case bro, because in the current social context of blind date, many people actually don't have so much patience to fall in love with you.
They just want to be a direct match with you, and if all the conditions are satisfied, then they can proceed with the transaction directly, and everyone can speed-match directly,
So when you go on a blind date with this kind of person, you lose a lot of emotional connection.
But just because some people choose this way, it doesn’t mean you should choose this way too.
Still the same sentence,
If the person is wrong, let’s change the person and continue.
Change until you are satisfied! ”
………
On the barrage.
Gouzi: "Brothers, it is really difficult to go on a blind date. Before the blind date, I was very proud. After the blind date, I doubted myself, my outlook on life was shattered, and I even doubted my life."
Ah Hao: "Indeed, those who have never been on a blind date have no idea how realistic those girls are."
Grouper: "I was lucky enough to meet you several times, and then I became a monk. Anyway, I was told that I was worthless."
San Ge: "You talk to her about love, and she talks about material things to you. When you start to be materialistic, she asks about your feelings again. I created a term 'three standards', not just double standards."
Stranger: "So it's better for you, Miss. Don't talk about fate, just talk about 'Yuan'"
Ha ha ha ha.
Slowpoke: "30 and unmarried, parents are away, bringing a dog, any chance of family?"
Listen to my brother's advice and just live alone.
Ha ha ha ha.
Mr. Fangsheng: "35 years old with a doctorate degree, working in a state-owned enterprise, with a house and a car in Shanghai. I am looking for a girl under 30 years old."
I'm keeping it secret, buddy, I won't say a word if I'm over 25 years old.
The situation is small. I will first find a 16-year-old, date for two years, get married at 18, and get the certificate at 20.
Damn it!
Awesome.
Xiaoju: "What do you say if you fall in love with the matchmaker?"
You just serve the pot, why do you want your brothers to eat?
Get in line at the back!
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Boy: "Brother, I am just an ordinary person."
Lin Feng: "So you have to think clearly for yourself first, what kind of marriage do you want? Is it a well-matched marriage, or do you want to pursue a love-based marriage with an emotional foundation?"
"I don't know either. I'm confused now, but I want a love again."
Lin Feng: "Then let's meet. You still have to meet people, brother."
"But I am too ordinary to meet you."
Lin Feng: "Then improve your own charm. Think about it, in fact you are not lucky enough, and you can't make a girl fall in love with you at first sight, so find a way to improve yourself first and make yourself excellent first. , no matter how generous you are.”
"For example." Lin Feng: "The easiest way is to increase your income first. For example, my current salary is 8,000 a month, and I try hard to raise it to 10,000. After raising 10,000, I will change my car through one to two years of accumulation. .”
"Brother, I may not be able to do what you said, because most people in this world are ordinary people, and not all efforts will succeed."
………
On the barrage.
"Without background, no opportunities, and no help from noble people, it is too difficult for ordinary people to succeed."
"It's not that it's difficult to succeed, it's that it's impossible to succeed."
"Rich people make money, and money begets money, while poor people work hard."
"A small fortune depends on hard work, a big fortune depends on fate."
"Some things, if you don't have them when you are born, you will never think about them in your lifetime."
………
The boy's words resonated with water friends.
Lin Feng smiled and shook his head: "Brother, what do you mean by success? Selling xiaolongbao at home, the couple earns 200,000 a year, does it count as success?"
"Besides, no one guarantees your success. Wouldn't it be nice for ordinary people to talk to ordinary people?"
Boy: "But girls are too realistic, and ordinary girls are hard to find!"
Lin Feng: "Brother, reality is a status quo that we cannot change, but it is also a BUG. Since girls actually demand this thing, your goal is very clear and simple. Improve your abilities towards that goal. ”
"What if it can't be improved?"
Lin Feng: "Then let's be backward compatible. Brother, just set your goals lower. Don't let your desires exceed your abilities."
"But I don't have any desire either, brother, let me just say this. What I want to ask is how do we, laymen, fall in love?"
Lin Feng was happy: "Brother, you told me to lie down, why should I talk to you about this? If you lie down, just find someone who lies down. As I said before, don't have too high desires."< br>
"I can't find it either."
Lin Feng was speechless: "Brother, you said you are too ordinary, I will teach you how to be more charming.
You said you don’t want to improve, you just want to lie down,
Then I'll teach you to find someone similar to yourself.
You said no.
Then I will teach you to be backward compatible and calm down, but you will be unhappy again.
Dude, you deserve not to find love! ”
Well. . . .
Boy: "Brother, not everyone is excellent. I am a general worker, and I belong to the general working class."
Lin Feng: "Then tell me if you can save it. We usually spend less. Three hundred, five hundred, one thousand and two thousand is also the goal,
If you just lie down on this thing, what do you want me to say to you?
Dude, do you think I'm awesome? ”
Boy: "You are awesome."
Lin Feng: "The awesomeness I have now is due to my hard work. Do you think I do live broadcasts because it's fun? A week ago, I couldn't even pay the fucking rent.
My hometown is in a coal mine, and my dad is a downhole worker. He works late shifts every day to dig coal, earning only a thousand dollars a month.
My mother made buns for people at the bun shop, and her hands and feet were all cracked in the winter.
There used to be more than 1,000 households in the mine, but now the mine has been hollowed out and everyone has come out,
Why,
Because everyone has gone to work in the city,
Those who stay in the village are lying flat, that is your own choice, if you don’t work hard, you deserve it. ”
………
On the barrage.
This stuff is really good!
This is the first time I have seen a military advisor so angry.
Xu Xiansen: "He also said that he was confused, but I don't think he was confused at all. Making money was too tiring, being at the same level was too realistic, being demoted was too common, saving money was too hard, and not changing was too unfair. It's so troublesome."
Xiao Wan: "I don't want to work hard, and I want to be good at everything. How can it be so easy."
Yaoyao: "The military advisor has said that you don't have to work hard, but you have to lower your desires!"
The stream flows: "To put it bluntly, this man wants to find a girlfriend who is downward compatible with him."
Damn it!
That’s a pretty good summary.
(End of chapter)