Chapter 76 The fighting dog in dog licking
On the barrage.
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
MR Guang: "Don't bully young people into being poor, because middle-aged and old people are still poor."
"The dead are the greatest"
Stranger: "The grave robber looked at the words on the coffin, 'Don't deprive the dead of poverty', and shed tears silently."
Also called "Tomb Robber's Tears"
It can also be "The Sigh of the Archaeologist"
Hahahahaha.
"I'll spend my whole life."
There is no money at all, people are at home all over the world, and the main focus is hard work.
Tomb robbers who come in must curse and leave.
The river flows: ""Don't bully the poor young people" → "Don't bully the poor middle-aged people" → "Don't bully the poor old people" → "The dead are the most important" → "Notes on tomb robbers" → "The tomb robbers cursed and left" → "The tomb robbers got more and more." I want to get more angry and come back"→"The Bone Missing Plan"→"Five-Spice Bone Soup""
Hahahaha,
Absolutely amazing.
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After hanging up the mic, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Maybe everyone can't understand why there is such a big gap between people. When I was a child, I didn't understand why some people were born in Rome, and some people were born as cows and horses.
I was born in a rural area, and my parents worked hard in the coal mines. I couldn't understand it, and I didn't think it was fair.
When I grew up, I realized that some people didn’t need to work hard because their parents worked hard.
You can't compare your nine years of studying hard with the accumulation of three generations of others,
This is inherently unfair to them.
How come you can catch up with my accumulation of generations in just 9 years?
I also think men and women are unfair,
Why should men have cars and houses, but women can’t have cars and houses?
I thought it was unfair at first,
But later I discovered that I didn’t have a choice.
I can open the door upside down!
I can find a divorced or a wealthy widow.
But you are not happy,
You can't accept it.
Then you can only accept your fate! ”
…………
On the barrage.
"Some people are born in Rome, and some people are born either as mules or as horses."
"Reincarnation is a technical job!"
Gouzi: "Two lymph meat buns in the morning, drink a cup of blended soy milk, order zombie chicken rice at noon, drink a cup of science and technology milk tea after dinner, and eat a bowl of sauerkraut instant noodles with a stick of bone paste in it if I'm craving at night. Starchy intestines. . My cow and horse life."
Damn it!
The defense is broken.
0811: "What's wrong with having money? Remember, my current position is an abyss that you can't reach even if you spend your whole life."
Awesome!
After changing my thinking, it was indeed different.
If you see it, you are called a master.
Ah Hao: "Brothers, don't be too pessimistic. The world is still uncertain. You and I are both bulls and horses."
Wrong writing, it’s ‘has’
The world has been decided, and you and I are just cattle and horses.
Heartbroken.
Stranger: "Died at the age of 20 and buried at the age of 70."
Brother, please delete it. I feel a little uncomfortable looking at my corpse.
Ha ha ha ha.
The cows don't groan, the horses don't bray, the little calves and horses are received, received.
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Outside the mobile phone,
The silly girl was amused by the tricks of the water friends.
I thought my little brother’s room was really interesting.
At the same time, recalling what Lin Feng had just said, it was hard for me to imagine that this was coming from the mouth of a young man.
Comparing her circle of friends, boys of the same age are still spending their parents' money on eating, drinking, having fun, picking up girls and going to nightclubs.
I really don’t know what Lin Feng went through in the past to have such an understanding and appreciation of life.
Look at Lin Feng in the live broadcast room again,
Humorous,
Gentleman and elegance,
Depth,
Connotative,
Naimei believes that she is witnessing the rise of a super anchor.
other side.
Lin Feng didn't notice that the silly girl came to his live broadcast room,
Go to the bathroom and come back,
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Another boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, brother, tell me your story."
"She and I met on a chat platform and chatted for 8 days, and then I flew to see her today."
Lin Feng frowned and said: "Brother, we chatted for 8 days and then showed up. It's a bit impulsive!"
"Because her situation is a bit special. She just fell out of love and had just had Tai."
? ? ?
"She was cheated by a boy."
Lin Feng: "So you became the savior?"
"Well, yes."
Lin Feng laughed angrily: "Tathagata Buddha is flying on a fucking plane to save people."
Dude,
You have a universal mentality!
"Didn't you bring an old hen?"? ? ?
The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng: "You are not allowed to bring an old hen to supplement someone's confinement period."
Well. . .
"I didn't bring the old hen, but I brought her some gifts."
Lin Feng: "What then?"
"The gift has been received, but no one has seen it."
? ? ?
What does it mean?
"She said she wasn't feeling well and couldn't see me, so she asked me to leave the gift with the doorman."
Tathagata Buddha took a plane and didn't even enter his community in the end?
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are born to lick the holy body of a dog. If you see a boiling sheep, you have to pass a cigarette."
Well. . . .
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On the barrage
"Gift Received" "Nobody Saw"
Mr. Xu: ""The Holy Body of the Innate Licking Dog", hahaha, is this the new holy son of the licking world?"
He definitely has the talent to lick the emperor!
Gouzi: "Boiling sheep have to call daddy when they see them."
Hahahahaha.
Little Sun: "To be honest, I have been dating online for a year and a half. Her photos are very beautiful, but she won't meet her. Even if I go to her city, she won't come out to see me."
Brother, in this situation, it's either a scam, the gender is wrong, or the person just wants to date online, you choose one.
Isn't there a fourth possibility?
have.
Because you didn't go there in a sports car.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ordered.
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Lin Feng: "Is the gift expensive?"
"More than 20,000 yuan, a gold bracelet from Chow Tai Fook."
? ? ?
When someone is in confinement, you give him money?
Lin Feng: "You are such a fucking injustice."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "How do you know each other?"
Boy: "On the chat platform, she registered as an emotional recovery coach, and she spent 100,000 yuan on that platform in 4 months. We just met at that time, and then she placed an order for me.
I said you don’t want to place an order, and we started chatting on WeChat. ”
100,000 yuan in 4 months?
Emotional recovery specialist?
After Lin Feng listened, he smiled and shook his head.
He said to the live broadcast room: "Here, let me tell everyone about the so-called emotional recovery experts. They give you hope, and then teach you how to save your relationship.
The method is probably to teach you how to post in Moments and how to chat with each other?
But remember, they will never consider the nature and facts of your relationship,
In other words,
They will not help you judge whether this relationship is right or wrong.
They will only seize on your obsession to save each other and recommend one emotional recovery package after another to you.
The purpose is just to let you consume.
In my opinion,
Not all relationships need to be saved.
What is wrong is wrong.
If you don’t love it anymore, you don’t love it anymore.
Even if your routine works for a while, when another person whose heart is interested appears, he will still abandon you.
Therefore, real emotional counseling must help you analyze the pros and cons of this relationship,
As for whether you are willing to let go and whether you want to continue trying to save yourself,
That must be your own decision after weighing the pros and cons.
Therefore, everyone must not blindly go to the so-called emotional recovery teacher. ”
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On the barrage.
Damn it!
It’s too late to listen,
I just got scammed out of 5,000.
I was defrauded of 60,000.
Xiaobai: "Thank you to the military advisor for once again grabbing me on the edge of being trapped. I almost spent money just now."
The military advisor is right, there is really no need to redeem some feelings that are wrong.
Sunflower: "Emotional counseling is communication and psychological counseling. It can give you some suggestions at most, but it is impossible to recover. The routine is temporary and cannot win people's hearts. If the relationship is wrong, it is wrong. If you don't love, you don't love anymore. I work in radio, and there are many People ask me, what should I do? I only give advice and never dare to help anyone.”
Wow!
"Everyone from the radio station came to listen to the military advisor's class. The military advisor is so awesome!"
"I just learned this lesson today and spent half an hour listening to his nonsense."
Expand and talk.
"I just found it on the platform. First add WeChat and let you place an order at a small price. You think they can help you solve some problems. In fact, they keep going around and talking nonsense in order to get you to buy a set meal. Let's not talk about it for now. The effect of the package is that the previous routine is really disgusting.”
There is a clear stream of talent in every industry, just like our military advisers.
right.
(End of chapter)