Chapter 96: High fuel consumption, but strong back feeling
After that, Lin Feng watched a few more games and pointed out some flaws and deficiencies before putting down his phone and getting ready to start broadcasting.
Go to the live broadcast room.
In just a few minutes, the number of people exceeded 7,000.
"Welcome to the Military Advisor live broadcast room. Everyone moves their fingers to give the Military Advisor a thumbs up. The number of likes exceeded 50,000, and the first round of consecutive wheat sessions has begun."
“Now if you have any questions, you can directly post them on the public screen.”
Questions were soon being asked.
"Military advisor, what should I do if I meet my father-in-law at KTV? It's very urgent."
Lin Feng: "No matter how anxious you are, you can't compete with your father-in-law. Let him order first."
ah?
Ha ha ha ha.
"Brother, the military advisor is right. My father-in-law is already this old. How many more times can he come? Don't compete with him. Just give in."
Damn it!
poisonous.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
"Military advisor, why don't my leaders appreciate me no matter how low my collar is?"
Lin Feng: "Xiao Bai!"
“The mobile phone film can also cause two blisters.”
You are nothing.
Damn it,
Ruthless~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Soon,
Over 50,000 likes.
Lin Feng directly started the one-on-one mic session.
Ding~
The first Lianmai netizen appeared.
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I just want to ask, what does this woman want from me?"
Lin Feng: "Tell me about it."
"I am 30 and she is 29. She and I met on a blind date. We have been together for more than half a year and we have always had a good conversation. However, I later found out that her job was fake, her address was fake, and the city she stayed in was also fake. ”
"The strangest thing is that her family members don't know about her work and some situations outside."
Lin Feng: "Are you confirmed to be in a relationship?"
"OK."
Lin Feng: "Did you ever spend money on gold when we got along?"
Boy: "This is also very strange. When I am with her, she never asks me for anything. Instead, she buys things for me."
Lin Feng: "It means that she has a good income and is not short of money. At the same time, if a girl is willing to spend money for you, it means that she is quite satisfied with you."
Boy: "Then I can't figure it out."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Come,
Dude.
Look here.
"I tell you, if a person gives you a false identity, a false job, a false city,
Then there is only one reason,
It's just beautifying yourself. ”
Boy: "I know, it's just about setting up the character."
Lin Feng shook his pen and said: "Brother, you are wrong, this is not a character design."
? ? ?
The boy was puzzled.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Remember, the antonym of beautification is that it was once bad, so what kind of people need to beautify themselves?
It must be that the past experience was not glorious.
Dude,
In fact, they don’t want anything from you,
People just want to live a good life. ”
As he spoke, Lin Feng quickly wrote eight words on the blackboard.
‘Wash your hands in a golden basin’
‘We’re about to go ashore’
Well. . . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage. Xiao Xiaomori: "Newcomer, what does it mean to go ashore? Can anyone in the family do some popular science?"
Milk-white Xuezi: "Does my brother like fairy tales?"
ah?
Milk-white Xuezi: "The clock struck midnight, and Cinderella had to say goodbye to the prince.
Cinderella said to the prince: Prince, I have to go.
The prince was very sad and said: "Can't you stay with me for a little longer?"
Cinderella pinched her waist and said impatiently: "Oh, brother, it's time."
Damn it!
That's awesome, boss.
Ha ha ha ha.
Some people realize it instantly, while others understand it in a daze.
Sangbiao: "I don't understand. That means you live in a beautiful world."
Da Me: "I didn't understand it before. This year I work in a 24-hour convenience store, and there happens to be a KTV next to it. I will be cleared in two months."
Wangcai: "Maybe I'm just getting married and having fun. It's not necessarily ktv."
Stranger: "Brothers who are reviewing the question, we know each other on a blind date."
Xiaomeng: "Online blind dates are also blind dates. I played a werewolf killing software. Many people in it were married in real life. They still called them husband and wife. At night, they would not answer phone or video calls, and no one would say a word when they called."< br>
Stranger: "You are right."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
The boys obviously have the same doubts: "It's not necessarily that, right?"
Lin Feng: "You said that she spent money on you. In addition to being satisfied with you, I think there is also a debt because she feels that her job is disgraceful.
Of course buddy,
If you have any doubts,
Can I take a trip?
All understood.
But buddy, you have been together for more than half a year, I think you should have the answer in your heart. ”
After Lin Feng finished speaking,
The boy was silent.
After a moment, he said: "Actually, I accidentally saw her mobile phone once. She has more than 2,000 opposite-sex friends on WeChat.
And every time I make voice or video calls, she won't answer. She will hang up and call me specifically after a while.
I just suspected that she was doing something wrong. ”
Lin Feng: "That's definitely wrong, buddy. It's not convenient for her to go out at the scene. The only thing she can do is: Hello, 36 guests, I'll go to the bathroom first and be back soon."
Well. . . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Han Xiaomiao: "It could also be: Nice to meet you in this way, distinguished Cadillac owner."
Guess what: "Chery car owners also understand."
Linda: "Hahahaha, they are all Bath Emperors."
Xiao Yu'er: "As soon as he said that the other party didn't answer the video, he always called me. I knew that the military advisor had guessed him again."
Qingshan: "No, what do you mean by being a Cadillac owner?"
The river flows: "As we all know, Cadillac is also known as the Bath Emperor because he is relatively single-minded. While BMW and Mercedes-Benz owners indulge in eating, drinking and having fun every day, Cadillac owners have only one destination, and that is the bathing center."
Stranger: "Cadillac's car enthusiasts are the most harmonious. They will never discuss with you which car model or which car cover should be on the car. They will only discuss which foot bath is more worth visiting."
"As the saying goes, if you go out at midnight and come back early in the morning, there will be a bunch of Cadillacs."
Shichiro: "But I heard that Cadillac has high fuel consumption!"
Meng De: "The fuel consumption is high, but the pushing feeling is strong!"
? ? ?
Xu Xiansen: "As the saying goes: a tank of oil during the day, a full body of oil at night."
"May: essential oil spa illuminate your career and future.
Poof~
Hahahahahaha.
Junior Mori: "Hmph, I am the future Cadillac owner."
"It's over, another one is useless."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Military advisor, what do you think she wants from me?"
Lin Feng: "They don't want anything from you. They just want to give you a good impression."
"Then you mean, I'm just a taker."
Lin Feng shook his head: "Brother, you are not a successor, you should be a saint who saves all sentient beings!
Your merits are immeasurable, brother. ”
Well. . . .
(End of chapter)