Chapter 105 Fat oppresses the vocal cords, the classic super heavy T0 version
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Lin Feng ignored the ridicule of water friends,
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, have you encountered any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I like him."
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"Don't get me wrong, it's my friend's child."
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Lin Feng: "So... you like boys... children?"
"Well..."
Confirmed!
Lin Feng: "."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
Ha ha ha ha.
Kitten: "Oh my god, it turns out I am...ah."
Cute girl: "I just like good-looking people, no matter whether they are boys or girls."
Agui: "I also suspect that I am a non-stick pan (dog head)"
Mouse: "I have never really liked anyone. I just like handsome, beautiful and good-looking people."
"Haha, you are the winner."
"Do you want to say double happiness?"
Ha ha ha ha.
Hibernating cat: "Please don't forgive me."
“Stop scolding me, brother (cover your face and laugh and cry)”
"I haven't even fallen in love, so it's not good to label me as such."
“Non-stick pans don’t have to be bad. You have to kill everyone with one stick.”
"Although I am a non-stick pan, it does not affect my pure love."
One stone stirs up a thousand waves,
Unexpectedly, there are many non-stick pans.
The guy was so frightened that he quickly stood up and apologized.
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Girl: "He is 6 years older than me. Last year, I sent him a message. I said that I have liked you for many years. Because of you, I have never been in love for so many years. Then I sent him tens of thousands of words."
Lin Feng: "No, eldest sister, do you write novels?"
The undergraduate thesis is only 8,000 yuan.
Tens of thousands of words?
You eagle eats the chicken.
Well. . .
Girl: "I sent him messages from 8pm until 4 or 5am the next morning before I went to bed. Then he didn't reply to me even a single message after I woke up."
Lin Feng: "Sister, that means I don't like you."
"Anyway, I didn't answer my calls to him after that day because he was working outside. I couldn't contact him for almost a year. Then this year he came back with a little girl in his arms. He got married and had a baby with someone else outside. Baby.”
Lin Feng: "Isn't that great? I have found true love. Best wishes."
"No, he married someone else just to make me angry. I'm very angry now. I can't swallow this matter."
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Lin Feng: "No, why do you think that people get married and have children just to make you angry? Why do you have a bigger face than others?"
Well. . .
Girl: "You don't know, Military Advisor, that he grew up in my home because his parents both died in a car accident, so he grew up in my home."
Lin Feng: "So?"
"He and I were childhood sweethearts."
Lin Feng: "You and the dog in your village have grown up together. Why don't you say you were childhood sweethearts with the dog in your village."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"Why don't you talk about your childhood sweetheart with the dog in your village"
The military advisor drew his sword again.
Grab the bamboo shoots!
Ha ha ha ha.
Let yourself go: "Trivia: Those who are good-looking are called childhood sweethearts, those who are average are called Faxiao, and those who are ugly can only be called people from the same village."
ah?
Xiao Wan: "No wonder I don't have any childhood sweethearts. They all live in the same village as me."
Yaoyao: "I finally figured it out."
Gouzi: "Suddenly enlightened."
Dead Leaf Butterfly: "You can't talk about half a village, but you can't talk about one village."
Stranger: "Is it possible that you are at the head of the village and she is at the bottom of the village?"
The stream flows: "Be intimate, from a production team."
Hahahahaha. . . . . .
Girl: "Anyway, I think he had no choice, so he picked someone at random."
Lin Feng: "Anyone I choose would be better than you. What are you thinking about, sister?"
Well. . .
"But I've never seen him. I've always wondered if he was a borrowed child."
Lin Feng was happy: "I've only seen power banks that can be borrowed. Where are you talking about this thing, kid? Let me borrow it from you!"
Well. . .
"Do you know that I have been so angry over the past few months that my heart has exploded?"
Lin Feng was speechless: "Sister, you like it because you like it, but I don't like you. I don't like you. You guys are not suitable at all."
"But I haven't been in love for him for so many years, so why should he get married?"
Lin Feng smiled: "Is that because you don't want to talk? It's because no one wants to talk to you."
"Who said there isn't? There is."
Lin Feng: "Who would be willing to fall in love with you, let me be a patient."
"If you want to say that there is not even one, then there must be three or four."
Lin Feng: "Yo yo yo, three or four more, I hear you talking like fat compressing your vocal cords, the classic super heavy T0 version."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"Fat Compresses Vocal Cords" "Classic Super Heavy T0 Version"
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"Family members, what kind of niche vocabulary is this?"
200-pound innocent boy: "Slightly fat (190kg) covering his face and laughing and crying."
kg? ?
Gouzi: "159, 170, I understand everything."
Xiao Wan: "My little fragrant pig only weighs 90 pounds."
Hahahahaha.
Attack power is too high.
“It’s hard to hear this sound without a headache.”
"Halal restaurants will not allow entry."
"Respecting the beliefs of every ethnic group is the most basic courtesy."
"What do you mean? Even if you look like a pig, you can't get in?"
Damn it!
So cruel.
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "You have a bad voice and a bad personality, so just tell me what you look like?"
"At least it's not ugly."
Raymond Lam: "If you're not ugly, you're not beautiful."
"It's not that it's not beautiful, at least I can see it."
Lin Feng: "Nonsense, who can't watch this thing?"
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"What do you look like" "At least it's not ugly" "You can see it anyway"
Let me tell you something.
This woman gave me a smile and a hug.
Don’t believe it: “Girls are like this. Boys know that they are poor, but girls don’t know that they are ugly.”
Qingtian: "I am ugly myself, but I still think others find me ugly, so I have been single."
The 80-year-old jungler in tears: "I suspect you are caring about me."
Tangtang: "As long as the gender gap is too tight."
Xiao Wan: "That's why she fell in love with it."
Damn it!
The truth is out.
Hahahahaha.
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Girl: "There are people chasing me after I become an adult, but I don't like them. I like him."
Lin Feng: "You like him, but he doesn't like you. Can you understand?"
"Then who in our family treats her badly?"
Lin Feng laughed angrily: "Your family is good to him, so he wants to be with you? Why? Because you weigh 180 pounds? Because your voice is ugly? Or because you are mentally ill?"
Well. . .
(End of chapter)