Chapter 111 I got a salary increase
On the barrage.
"Enduring the Turtle"
What's the plot?
"You are so tolerant, are you a Ninja Turtle?"
"To put it bluntly, the only thing more clownish than a licking dog is a tortoise."
"You don't deserve to be the king of Gotham Town, but you run into the sewers and become a tortoise?"
"Sorry, I'm Xuanwu."
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Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are a gift from God. You don't have to spray, you can't spray a little."
Well. . .
Boy: "I just can't understand why she can do the same thing with another person the next second when she is with me."
Lin Feng: "Because others feel comfortable and happy, what does that have to do with you?"
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "To put it another way, you two are the same kind of people. You can't understand why she doesn't love herself, and she can't understand why you have to be a turtle instead of being a good person."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Okay, go down by yourself, don't force me to kick you."
Du~
The boy left in despair.
. . . . .
After hanging up the mic, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Everyone else has gone in, how can you just say that you love her? When you encounter someone like this, God will give you shit, and the military advisor will not recruit you."
On the barrage.
"Don't argue, I have my own rhythm (dog head)"
"Listen to me, she is different from others."
"Brother, I checked, and her zodiac sign doesn't like to respond to messages."
"Brother, she's already lying next to someone else."
"Shut up."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng shook his head,
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I work part-time. When I have free time at night, I like to watch live broadcasts. Then I followed a female anchor, who is my type."
Lin Feng: "So you become the eldest brother?"
"It doesn't really count. Anyway, I just swipe points every day. I also added vx to her. We usually chat and make phone calls. In April or May last year, we made an appointment to meet."
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Oh~
Lin Feng showed a knowing expression.
The boy hurriedly explained: "It's not like that, I just want to meet briefly."
Lin Feng: "Have you seen it?"
"No, that day she suddenly told me that there was something going on at home, so she changed the date again, to July, and then she said that her brother was on summer vacation,
Anyway, every time we meet, something happens.
But even though we didn't meet each other, we continued to chat and make phone calls.
There was one time when I was slapping and slapping, and then I suddenly seemed to call her stupid, and she never paid attention to me again until now.
The last thing she said back to me was that I had never been scolded so much. ”
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
Dude.
These are all excuses.
"The fundamental reason is that she is afraid. She feels that if she continues to fish with you, you may become serious and unable to get rid of her, so she finds a reasonable time and excuse."
Boy: "But I really like her, what should I do?"
Lin Feng: "How old are you?"
"22."
Lin Feng: "How much is a monthly salary?"
"4500."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "You make 4,500 a month, why are you looking for a female anchor? Are you sick?"
"Is there any way I can save it?"
Lin Feng: "To save your uncle, your relationship is a typical interest relationship."
"But I'm curious, how did you add the female anchor WeChat when you earn 4,500 a month?"
"I make more than 3,000 yuan every month."
? ? ?
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Salary 4,500" "More than 3,000"
What a der.
"Hahahaha, 4,500 a month, I can't spend it all."
"Why didn't I meet such a good man? I shouldn't have trapped him a dozen times."
"I don't want 3,000, but you can give me 2,500 a month to save me."
"Brother, you are so stone."
. . . . .
Boy: "Actually, I still had some savings before. I probably spent more than 100,000 on it."
Lin Feng: "I paid more than 100,000 yuan, and I haven't even seen her face. Aren't you a fucking cute little girl?" Uh-huh. . .
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On the barrage.
"Brother, can you teach me how you can save so much money with a salary of 4,500?"
"In exchange for quality of life (dog head)"
"If you have a job that includes food and accommodation, and you don't smoke, drink or socialize, you can basically save 4 a year."
"Note that he is only 22 years old. He can't go out to work at the age of 19."
"Is it possible that the family has money?"
"The monthly salary is 4,500, and the pocket money is 100,000."
Damn it!
Ordered.
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Boy: "I just want to ask, is this the reason why I scolded her, or something else?"
Lin Feng: "Because you have no money."
"I still have money. My salary has been raised now."
Lin Feng: "How many months?"
"4800."
roll! !
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On the barrage.
"I've got a salary increase now" "How much" "4800"
"I thought it had gone up a lot, but who knew it was only 300, hahahaha."
Exploded with laughter.
"Now he will have at least 1,800 left."
"Wrong, you can spend 3300."
"Where can I find a boy like this who gives money so stupidly?"
"If I had such a resentful brother in my live broadcast room, I wouldn't have gone bankrupt."
"What are you going to do Dashachun."
Ha ha ha ha.
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After hanging up the microphone, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "From the perspective of a host, I would like to say a few words to my family,
If your financial situation is okay, and the anchors you follow can indeed bring you some good emotional value.
You can brush.
After all, this is someone else's job, and anchors also have to earn money to eat.
There's nothing wrong with that.
But if your financial situation is not that good, and your purpose is very clear, you just want to meet people.
Then I tell you,
There is no difference between the person who makes 3,500 yuan a month and the person who makes 35,000 yuan a month.
The anchor will not remember you,
It is even more impossible to run away with you,
Why?
You figure it out yourself,
If you swipe three to five thousand a month, you can swipe more than 100 a day.
A sports car costs more than 200 fucking dollars.
You can't even afford a sports car as a gift, but you just wear some sunglasses and some lollipops every day. Can people remember you?
So sometimes a lot of people say that I make a lot of money, 50,000, 60,000, or even hundreds of thousands a year,
As a result, I didn't even see him face to face.
Why?
The military advisor will tell you today that it is because you are not doing it the right way.
We really want to have sex with the female anchor.
The military advisor will teach you a way,
In the future, when you watch a female live broadcast and want to buy gifts, you can endure it and take a notebook to write it down. Today, you will buy half a sports car or a hot air balloon for free.
Then tomorrow, you will get another hot air balloon for free, so you write hot air balloon x2.
You ride on. . .
Multiply to about 10 months,
You can save more than 30,000 yuan.
When the time comes, give her 10 carnivals in one breath.
She thought to herself that this is a real big brother.
At that time, if you ask her to meet again, it's basically done.
This is the difference between earning 30,000 a year and earning 30,000 a day. ”
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On the barrage.
Damn it!
Enlightenment.
Standing at attention: "But what if I keep saving it and then I can't bear to swipe it?"
Xu Xiansen: "This is the result the military advisor wants."
ah?
Xiao Wan: "Don't you understand yet? The military advisor told you not to swipe now. Once you have saved 10 carnivals, you will be reluctant to swipe. Then spend the money on yourself and buy whatever you want to eat."
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Yaoyao: "The first meaning of the military counselor is to ask you to save money. Because the salary is low, don't give it to the anchor stupidly. The second meaning of the military counselor is to ridicule the big grievances."
"You're right, if you don't brush, eating and buying whatever you want is better than anything else."
Enlightenment.
"The military advisor is really a positive anchor."
Love it, love it.
The stream flows: "Don't listen to him. The last person who did this was an accountant, and he was caught."
ah?
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)