Chapter 113 I have all the melon seeds ready, what are you telling me?
After hanging up the microphone, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room.
"From the perspective of a scumbag, tell all the girls in the live broadcast room a cruel truth,
You always like to ask, why did he change his mind while we were talking?
First let me tell you,
I haven't changed at all.
Because I didn’t come with my heart in mind when I came,
When I was with you, I didn't take it easy.
All those manifestations of my love for you that you think you have,
These are all useful methods that I have summarized after trying them with dozens of people before me.
Yes,
That's right.
You are so immersed in love that you are almost dying,
I didn't even get my socks wet.
I have been relying on sweet words and pictures to make you think that I am immersed with you,
So I broke up later,
It’s not that I suddenly stopped loving,
I'm just too lazy to act.
Not only will I no longer act,
I will also find some faults with you.
For example, if you look too closely,
You are too sensitive.
I used to really love you, but now you suck.
Are you worthy of me?
Don’t you know what’s going on in your heart?
So if you meet an actor like me.
Just run and that's it.
You deserve it if you don't run! ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"You're so immersed in love that you're almost dying" "I didn't even get my socks wet"
Awesome!
Classmate Xiao Ai: "I really like listening to it. I'm on top. If you tell me so seriously, do you like me?"
IU: "Yes, I feel that the anchor is very sincere! I love it."
Xiao Wan: "My love brain is crossed out (laughing and crying)"
Yaoyao: "Did you not listen to a word of what the military advisor said?"
Go dig wild vegetables!
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I am 25 and he is 20. We have been together for three years. I am already working and she is still in school."
Lin Feng: "Is this the right university?"
"College."
Lin Feng: "What about you, what do you do?"
"Finance."
Lin Feng: "Tell me how you met."
"When we first got together, we were dating online. Then her family was a bit special, and her father was particularly nice. His mother jumped into the river because of this, but was later rescued and is now divorced."
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Lin Feng smiled: "My dad is so stupid, my mom jumped into the river, she is broken, man, does she have a younger brother who goes to school?"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Gouzi: "Starting with my ghost dad and my jumping river mom."
Ah Hao: "Don't we already have the material for this novel?"
Ha ha ha ha.
Stranger: "Brother, if you want to write about foot-washing, you can't just write about foot-washing. You have to write: What you wash is the mud of walking in the world, and what you wash away are the edges and misfortunes that have been smoothed by time."
Damn it!
Gentleman.
"Boss, don't you feel touched? Don't you want to add an extra hour?"
Spicy movie: "What I added is a clock? It's her hope for life."
Mr. Righteous.
The river flows: "Uncle Hat: Are you done? After that, take the handcuffs and leave."
Damn it!
Ruthless~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "That is to say, the other person's family of origin is not particularly harmonious."
"Yes, so after I met her, I felt sorry for her. I gave her living expenses every week, and flew to see her every month. Anyway, he ran very diligently."
Lin Feng: "Isn't this good? So what problems are you encountering now?"
The boy was silent for a while and said: "I was cheated on."
Oh~
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard,
Write down a few words quickly:
‘Caring people are being cheated’
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, tell me how you found out about being cheated on?" "Actually, this is not the first time. When she was a freshman, she had an affair. She had affairs with people every day, and I caught her in the act.
I wanted to break up at that time, and she cried and begged me, and then I forgave her.
This time, she was going on a trip, saying it might take 20 days with her best friend, and then I felt something was wrong. . . ”
stop!
Lin Feng interrupted: "Brother, the key point of the answer is, how did you find it? I have all the melon seeds ready, you tell me this?"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"My melon seeds are ready"
Ha ha ha ha.
"The military advisor is going to take advantage of me."
"Give me one, I want to take some too."
"Haha, eating melon makes people happy."
"I don't like to eat melons. I'm just jumping around in the melon fields."
Yong Yu
猹, 猹, 猹
Stealing watermelons in the middle of the night.
Met Runtu,
A backhand steel fork.
He twisted his body,
A big watermelon fell.
Ha ha ha ha.
You're a fucking talent.
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Boy: "She is the only one who confessed."
frank?
Is this something you can confess to yourself?
Lin Feng was delighted: "Could it be she who said to you: Baby, baby, do you want to see a ghost? What ghost are you talking about?
She said: Cheating!
Dude,
Is this how I confess to you? ”
Well. . .
Boy: "It's like this. She lost contact on the third day when she went on a trip. When she came back, I had a big fight with her,
Do I have any doubts in my heart?
I asked her,
Then she told me that she had indeed gone out to sleep with others for more than ten days. ”
Lin Feng smiled: "She really went on a trip and had a nice trip."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "This kind of native family is not good, and the parents' education is not good enough, so the little girl doesn't know how to love herself,
Things like this can be brought up on the table and said frankly without any guilt at all. .
Dude,
Don't say anything,
That's right.
Leave yourself some clothes. ”
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "If you really can't live with it, just think about it from another perspective. In fact, it's quite good. You're just afraid that someone who has done something wrong will come back to bite you.
Saying that I am what I am is because of how you are,
This can be regarded as her last kindness to you. ”
Boy: "But I'm very embarrassed now. I've been thinking about one thing. It was years ago. Her family said she wanted a gift of 400,000 yuan.
I couldn't take it out at the time,
I just said that I worked hard to save money,
I was wondering if I had neglected her during that time. ”
Lin Feng: "It's useless for you to think about this. Just tell me directly what her attitude will be after this matter is revealed."
Boy: "She asked me to forgive her at first. She said she would break up with the man. But after that night, she felt that the man understood her and wanted to break up with me."
So, buddy,
Look here.
Lin Feng wrote four words on the small blackboard:
‘Core needs’
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The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng: "Brother, you have been together for more than three years. You should know her better than me. So let me ask you, why do you think she cheated?
Is she essentially a scumbag? ”
The boy shook his head: "No."
Lin Feng: "Then do you know why she still cheats?"
The boy shook his head again.
Lin Feng: "It's because you have always been in the role of a pleaser. Yes, the other party chose to be with you in the first place because you were good to her.
But that was because she had no other choice at the moment. There happened to be a big licker who treated me well every day, so I decided to be in a relationship with him.
In fact, in her eyes, you have no masculine charm,
You can't make her fall in love with you either.
So she had an emotional affair during her freshman year.
Dude,
She just enjoys your kindness to her,
But she doesn't love you. ”
Boy: "Then I don't understand even more. The one she is looking for is older than me, 29 years old, not as good looking as me, and not as rich as me."
Um?
Ha ha ha ha.
My girlfriend cheated on me.
That man is older than me, uglier than me, and poorer than me.
Ha ha ha ha.
"You gave me a fucking smile, buddy."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Come on buddy,
There is only one truth.
"That Lao Deng sells sesame cakes."
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(End of chapter)