Chapter 142 The True Story of Military Advisor
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette,
Said to the live broadcast room,
Brothers,
To be honest,
At this point, this guy is not as good as me.
When I was in love, I had never been so useless.
I was in the second grade of junior high school at that time,
Everyone is playing QQ Zone,
The most popular is the kind of stepping on it.
My girlfriend at the time had a boy in her class who would step on her space every day. Oh, here I am, and I will water your flowers.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Huahai: "Haha, I also step on it every day and never wait in court."
Obsession: "There are 40,000 to 50,000 messages in my QQ space. What was I doing at the time."
"Q friends everywhere."
“At first, we were competing to see who had more, but then it became popular and cleared, and it was deleted for a long time.”
"Delete one by one boyfriend, and there are still more than 10,000."
"Hahaha, it's true."
In the ninth grade of junior high school: "When I was in elementary school, I posted more than 700 comments on QQ. They were all pretending to be deep and sad, with all kinds of heartbreak and despair. When I was in the second grade of junior high school, I felt that I was a fool. One day, I lost all my patience. It took three hours to delete it (laughing to death)"
"I'm afraid that I will dislike myself when I grow up."
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Lin Feng: "I found that this boy stamps every day and is very diligent, just like his mother clocking in at work.
I thought to myself,
Damn it!
This is not treating me as a human being.
So I added his QQ through QQ space,
After adding it, I told him directly, I know who you are, and I also know which class you are in,
I told you that I am her boyfriend,
I also told myself my family name, what grade and class I was in, what my name was, and you should stay away from her in the future,
If you don't stay away from her, I will fuck you next.
As a result, the guy didn’t reply to me and directly deleted and blocked me.
But then he never went to my girlfriend’s QQ space again.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"I'll fuck you next"
"You're so handsome!"
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"Women like this (laughing and crying)"
"Fuck him, I'll just fuck him (dog head)."
"Hahahaha, I learned it"
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Because my girlfriend is one grade higher than me, and later she was admitted to a key high school over there,
Later I rushed to it,
I worked hard to get into that school.
At that time we were in the first floor of high school,
The sophomore class is on the second floor.
One day I was standing in the corridor and I felt someone bump into me from behind.
He just pushed me hard with his shoulder.
I was on fire.
Who the hell are you?
Don’t you have eyes when you walk?
As a result, when I turned around, I saw a row of people standing behind me.
They are all sophomores in high school.
The one who bumped into me smiled at me and said, Oh, what a coincidence, buddy, do you still remember me?
I have never seen him and I don’t know him. Who are you?
Then he said his name,
After listening to it, my head was buzzing immediately.
I remembered, this was the man I had spoken cruelly to.
Holy shit!
He also got admitted to this school.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Oh, the road between enemies is narrow."
“It’s actually the same school again, what a bad fate!”
"The Seven Generations of Complainants belong to Yes."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Internet trolls are real offline."
"Smart people report false addresses (dog heads)"
"Suddenly I remembered that the military advisor was very proud to say that I reported myself to my family just now, and I really wanted to laugh."
Ha ha ha ha.
Boy: Hey, buddy, do you still remember me?
Military Advisor: Damn it, fellow soldier.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, he is a sophomore in high school. He has already become familiar with the brothers in the grade department. There is a huge row of people, and there are a few people who are tall and strong. At first glance, they are practicing sports.
I'm done thinking.
Going to get beaten.
Fortunately, the school bell saved me at this time.
I said,
Then what. . Class is on. . The bell is ringing. .
Then I pretended to be calm and walked to the classroom.
. . . . On the barrage.
"Fortunately the school bell saved me"
They appear calm on the surface, but are actually panicking on the inside.
Stranger: "Are you a coward (dog head)"
Gouzi: "I heard you are very manly."
Brother Long: "If you want to fuck me, come on, fuck me!"
Military Advisor: Class is on, don’t leave after school!
Hahahahaha I died laughing.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers,
I still remember that it was a chemistry class.
I didn’t listen at all to the whole class,
I had a hunch that I might be beaten.
When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, as expected, many, many people gathered outside the door,
They are all boys in their sophomore year of high school,
They shouted my name frantically at the door.
In fact, the get out of class bell had already been rung, but our chemistry teacher didn’t finish the lecture.
Really, I was especially grateful to the chemistry teacher.
I think I love you teacher,
You are amazing.
But brothers, the chemistry teacher did not play a decisive role.
Because class always has to be finished.
I heard a lot of people outside calling my name, and they kept shouting it out,
A bunch of people at the door,
Our whole class is looking at me. ”
. . . .
On the barrage.
Xiaowan: "What are they going to do?"
Yaoyao: "A bunch of people are waiting for a group fight (laughing and crying)."
Little cake: "What are you afraid of, military advisor? Fuck him."
Military Advisor: Why don’t you do it?
He was bragging and took it seriously.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Here I would like to thank my chemistry teacher again, because the chemistry teacher is a teacher by example,
He went out and opened the door. What was the noise about? get out of class isn't over yet? What's the noise about?
Sure enough, it was quiet outside.
However,
The chemistry teacher returned to the classroom after training,
Classmates,
That concludes our lesson today.
And then he was gone!
He left! !
. . . .
On the barrage.
“Spicy pills!”
"I'm really going to get beaten."
"What are you afraid of? If you can hit 100,000, don't hit 10,000."
Ha ha ha ha.
Grab the bamboo shoots!
. . . .
Lin Feng: "Later I felt that instead of being passive, it was better to face it directly, so I went out.
As soon as I went out, a group of people forcibly held my arms and dragged me to the toilet.
That toilet,
The ground is full of water,
I can’t tell exactly what it is,
Anyway, the man kicked me directly in the abdomen and pushed me to the edge of the urinal.
Brothers,
There are many military advisors but one needs to be strong,
Others don’t know,
Brothers know it.
How can I tolerate this cowardice?
I clenched my fists and got up.
As a result, he kicked me again.
I got up and he gave me a kick. I got up and he gave me a kick.
Later I simply stopped climbing,
When they saw that I was motionless, a group of people came up and beat me up. . ”
. . . .
On the barrage.
"I clenched my fists" "I got up and he kicked me" "I got up and gave me a kick" "Then I just stopped climbing"
I thought you would have a reversal, but ended up just lying there.
Gouzi: "My brother is a bit useless."
Aaron: "How did he make his cowards so vivid and funny?"
Xiao Wan: "But when I heard this, I really felt that it was too much (heartache) (crying)"
Stranger: "It's okay, the military advisor is very strong."
The river flows: "That's right, the military advisor is very optimistic. After being beaten, he slumped down next to the urinal, watched the person walk away and muttered a few times: "Hit your dad, beat your dad." ”
"Then a happy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth."
The true story of the military advisor.
Military spirit.
"The smart guy heard this and went back to beat me up (laughing to death)."
"Then I was controlled by fellow villagers for three years."
Damn it!
You,
this. .
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)