Chapter 152 Innate Bar Holy Body
Lin Feng: "Sister, listen to me and push for marriage in reverse."
"Our mother is a member of the association,
She can definitely introduce you to someone with money,
But let me tell my mother, it doesn’t have to be particularly good, it just needs to be equal to us,
Because your conditions are already very good,
You tell her that if you find someone worth hundreds of millions, not only will you be a nanny for others, but your mother will also have to be a nanny for others. ”
Girl: "Yes, that makes sense."
Lin Feng: "No, we can't keep the chickens raised by our milk."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"We can't keep the chickens raised by our milk"
Ha ha ha ha.
"The point is our milk (dog head)"
"The military advisor also wants to be a real man (laughing to death)"
"No, no, the military advisor mainly wants to accept the test of the organization."
"What organization?"
"Tongwei wants to make progress!"
“I really want to make progress.”
"The strategist's wave of hand does not mean rejection, but it means there is no need to say anything."
"Two horizontal and one vertical means doing something. One force and two points means doing something. Waving your hand does not mean rejection, but it means leading you without saying anything."
"Military Advisor: There was a loud noise in the sky, and the old slave appeared on the stage. The princess is in need of a nanny."
Damn it!
Goose goose goose goose goose.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "So sister, the advice I give you is that you let my mother introduce you,
Because your conditions are most suitable for blind dates,
If you fall in love freely, you will most likely meet a kid brother.
By the way,
I almost forgot our grandpa,
Our grandpa has ginseng,
Let him show you more and introduce it to you. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"It's great to have a reliable mother. I can only find a matchmaker."
"Sisters, be careful, the matchmaker's mouth is a liar."
"My best friend met a vegetative person on a blind date. The matchmaker said he would wake up in a few days."
ah?
"My sister also met a murderer. The matchmaker said that he would not kill him anymore."
"Is there any preparation for that (laughing and crying)"
"I didn't say I won't kill you in the future."
Damn it!
"I also saw a man who was a domestic abuser. He said he was not beaten every day, but every three to five times."
You,
Hahahahaha
Matchmaker: She is honest and talks little.
Man: Older people, fewer truths.
I’ll be a good boy,
Man: He has been in jail for fighting
Matchmaker: It’s okay. He’s fine now. Look, he didn’t hit me all the way with me.
I laughed so hard hahahahaha.
. . . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng smoked and watched the public screen,
I was also amused by those barrages.
Ding~
Soon someone else came on the mic.
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello sister, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, my partner and I have been together for about a little more than a year, and now I may have two confusions. I would like to seek answers."
Lin Feng: "Well, you say."
"The first thing is because it was my birthday two days ago, but he has a special situation because he works in a bar."
Lin Feng: "What kind of job do you have in a bar?"
"Alcohol Marketing."
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: "So you met in a bar?"
"Yes, but that was my first time going to a bar. Several of my sisters have never been to a bar, so I'm just curious."
Lin Feng: "So you are going to the bar to play, and the other party is marketing."
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Then who chased whom later?"
“I took the initiative to add his WeChat account.”
Lin Feng smiled: "It's the first time I go to a bar to be so proactive. Sister, you have a holy body in the bar."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Bar Eucharist"
Hahahahaha.
"The first time I went to a bar, I had a lot of fun. I had sex with two or three handsome guys in one night."
"Against the odds!"
"No, what's wrong with me? I didn't book a room with them."
"Emperor Ruyan is so terrifying (dog head)."
"That's wrong. You must remember that Emperor Ruyan has been scum, tea, waste, poverty, fear, and downfall, but he has never been ugly, so please don't insult us Emperor Ruyan (smile). ”
Hahahahaha. "A drunk woman's mouth smells bad, and she will lose her mind after just one kiss."
"I can hold my breath."
"I have rhinitis."
"No, why do you have to kiss (dog head)"
ah?
Dude, there's something wrong with you.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "We have been talking for more than a year, what problems have we encountered now?"
"This year, the business of their bar is particularly bad. One of his big customers contacted him from out of town some time ago,
That big client’s previous sales of drinks in their bar were extremely high,
But it also happens to be my birthday, so there may be some time conflicts,
He said he had to go out of town to find his big customer. ”
Lin Feng was amused: "This is the first time I heard that bar marketing and maintenance of customers need to go out of town,
Sister,
The bar is a place for consumption, which does not mean that two people have an interest relationship. It is a one-way transfer of interests.
He went to the other party's city to protect his customers,
This is probably using work as a cover.
Come sister,
Tell me whether this big customer is a man or a woman? ”
"Female."
Lin Feng spread his hands and asked me what to say.
Come sister,
Listen clearly.
There is no need to go out for alcohol marketing. What he is doing now is obviously to provide some kind of emotional value service to that big customer,
To put it bluntly,
He's not bar marketing, he's Gaga. ”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Gaga"
"What is this?"
"The sound of some animal (dog head)"
"A kind of bird."
"A bird."
Ha ha ha ha.
"My third uncle is also quack."
"You..., sister, you have a lot of information."
"I want to hear gossip."
“Can I really join a group to listen to stories?”
"My niece can't talk nonsense like this (trembling)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Girl: "Military advisor, that's not the case. I met the big customer I was talking to when I went to their bar to spend money. Then he found out that this customer was very powerful, but he was not a local, so..."< br>
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard: "Sister, I'm afraid you still don't understand what I mean."
"I know I understand, but I am just stating this matter, because this matter has not entered the topic yet. I am just explaining the background, so it is not an exaggeration for you to make some guesses."
Lin Feng put away the small blackboard: "Okay, then you continue, I will listen."
Girl: "That's his problem, it conflicts with my birthday, and he has to go find that big client,
Because a few months ago, this customer told him that as long as my partner comes to see him, he can give me a lot of money, which is a very high consumption,
In fact, my boyfriend also found reasons to delay for about two or three months. This is because the bar business is really not good.
I can’t drag it on any longer,
So I had to go find him. . . ”
Lin Feng: "Sister, am I not being straightforward enough?"
"I know."
Lin Feng: "Then can you accept this kind of thing?"
"But he will tell me every detail, so..."
Lin Feng: "So what? So as long as I tell you, will you accept it?"
Sister,
What kind of love are you talking about? Chun Chun is talking about a shopping guide in a shopping mall.
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Shopping Mall Shopping Guide"
What a niche vocabulary hahahaha.
"No, what do you mean?"
"Scan the QR code in our mall to choose a shopping guide, and we can go shopping together for half an hour. They are all handsome guys with long legs."
Low emotional intelligence: shopping mall shopping guide
High EQ: Sharing Boyfriend
"I'll give it a try."
“It’s actually cheaper than a shared power bank.”
"Do you have any demons? Let me scan one and help me hold the baby, hahaha."
"I want to rent a home to help my children with their homework."
"I want to rent three, one to cook, one to do housework, and one to study with my children."
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"Sisters, don't just look at appearances. All of them are top sellers. You can't leave the mall without going bankrupt."
"Funny words and beauty make us dizzy (laughing and crying)."
"Damn it, the conspiracy of the capitalists (dog head)."
"Pack it all up and sell it to electronics factories."
"Good idea (thumbs up)."
“The capitalists cried when they saw it.”
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)