Chapter 167 The zodiac sign can hit a few targets on a dog
On the barrage.
"My 19-Year-Old Female Tenant"
"The Four Great Classics of Douyin (Goutou)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Purely cool articles by men, men's imagination (smile)."
"Haha, women regard the boss as a joke, while men regard the female tenants as gods."
"To put it bluntly, it's a fantasy of a big male dick."
Ordered.
. . . .
Boy: "There's just no chance, right?"
Lin Feng: "Brother, haven't you already got the chance?"
The boy was silent for a while and said: "To be honest, others may think I'm hypocritical, but I really didn't mean that I wanted her body."
Lin Feng: "I know, you want to become a regular employee."
Well. .
Boy: "Okay, I admit it."
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, I haven't asked you how old you are yet?"
"I am also 19, and her birthday is only one day apart."
Raymond Lam: "Children's Bureau."
"Brother, we are both Leos. If a Leo woman doesn't like you, she won't accept your gifts, so she still likes me a little bit."
Lin Feng said with a smile: "Virgo even said that she has mysophobia. I threw tens of thousands of dollars in the mud ditch. Do you think she would pick it up?
Libra says he is indecisive. If you give a pound of gold and a pound of coins, what do you think she will choose?
If I hesitate for even a second, I lose.
If you put this zodiac sign on a dog, you can hit a few of them. ”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"How many zodiac signs can you hit on a dog"
Ha ha ha ha.
True or false: "I never believe in zodiac signs, because I am a Scorpio and naturally suspicious (dog head)."
Ye Zi: "I don't believe it either, because I'm a Capricorn and I'm very sensible."
String Break: "Who believes that stuff? I, an Aries, am born rebellious."
Chipmunk: "I'm just pretending to believe in horoscopes, because we Leos are very concerned about face and have to stand out in front of others (sunglasses)."
dsi: "I sometimes believe it because I have a dual personality of Gemini."
Xiaowan: "Why don't you listen to what you are saying?"
Classic Infernal Affairs!
Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "But in terms of my appearance, financial strength, and academic qualifications, I think..."
Lin Feng raised his hand and interrupted: "Brother, it has nothing to do with conditions. Children aged 18 or 19 fall in love only based on their feelings."
Boy: "So she doesn't have feelings for me now. I should let go, right? But she will still reply when I send her a message."
Lin Feng: "Who would refuse a licking dog?"
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Brother, I was joking with you just now, saying you already got the chance, didn't you?
This is a joke of mine,
At your age, I think we still need to establish a correct view of marriage and love for young people,
She now enjoys you serving her by her side and being nice to her, but she denies your identity,
This feeling is a kind of consumption,
I suggest you focus on yourself and just disconnect. ”
Boy: "You won't send her a message, will you?"
Lin Feng: "Yes."
"But the contact information can still be saved, right? Just wait for her to come back to me."
Lin Feng: "Unless the other party comes to you to confirm the relationship, don't be a licker."
Boy: "Then I already promised her, can I do it first?"
Lin Feng: "What did you promise her?"
Boy: "It's her birthday soon. I prepared fireworks for her and bought her a gold necklace."
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
"Dude,
You are not a licker,
You are the dog king. ”
Well. .
. . . . . On the barrage.
"The Dog King"
"Shouldn't he be the king of licking? (laughing to death)"
Ha ha ha ha.
"The Tengu who can't be persuaded to leave."
"Purebred silly dog."
“I used to be afraid that men wouldn’t give me status, but now I’m afraid that men will ask for status from me (grin).”
"Yes, yes, I said break up as soon as he confirmed the relationship."
"The situation is opening up. Taking the man's path leaves men with nowhere to go."
"Look, women are spoiled by this kind of licking."
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, wake up. You can't get love back by trying to please, you can only become humbler."
Boy: "Didn't I say that Leo likes romance and surprises?"
Lin Feng: "You are purely self-motivated. She has no feelings for you. Even if you charter a yacht for her, she will not be in a relationship with you. Do you understand?"
Boy: "But I feel that at least I won't regret it if I do it."
Lin Feng: "If you can really think like this, it's not impossible. I'm afraid that you are falsely moved by yourself. If you don't get a response from the other party after giving it, you will definitely regret it in the future."
Boy: "Actually, I didn't tell her that I was going. I just planned to celebrate her birthday quietly, and then I left."
Lin Feng was amused: "Enter the village quietly and don't want to shoot anyone. Brother, sometimes this may not be a surprise, but a shock."
Do you understand what I mean?
If two people don't meet, it's actually good for all three of them. ”
Well. .
Boy: "But I promised her this."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are so good at licking. You are not the king of dogs anymore, you are the king of tigers."
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On the barrage.
“I didn’t know the little black tiger when I was a child, but now I hear it is the same kind of person.”
"So what did Hei Xiaohu do wrong (cry to death)."
"Then Blue Rabbit did something wrong. If you don't love it, you don't love it."
"No one is wrong, I can only say that fate plays tricks on people (sunglasses)!"
"What nonsense do you want to talk to the blue rabbit? If you don't agree, I'll braise the rabbit's head."
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "But I really like her, and I gave her everything I had."
Lin Feng: "I understand, everyone is like this when they are young, wishing to give her the whole world."
As if he had gained empathy, the boy suddenly broke down and cried.
"Woo woo woo, I gave her the limited edition doll I bought as well."
Lin Feng suppressed a smile: "Ahem, what kind of limited edition doll is this?"
"The Disney exclusive, Lina Belle, Wuwu, and that tablet. She likes to watch TV and usually uses a computer to watch TV, so I gave her my iPad Pro and bought her a gold necklace. , nearly 2,000 yuan.”
Lin Feng: "How did a 19-year-old kid like you get so much money?"
"I saved the pocket money given by my parents, woo woo woo."
Lin Feng twitched his lips: "Brother, can you be more fucking manly? You are 19, not 17, you are a man."
Woo woo woo.
. . . .
On the barrage.
Mixue Bincheng (Liuzhou Jianshe Road Store): "Rui, you know what I'm going to say. I'm getting tired of it, but I still want to remind you to put less ice cubes for the guests. See if my distinguished guests are drunk. What’s going on?”
Credit Suisse Coffee (Huankou Second Store): "I'm sorry everyone, I have been trained at Mixue before and I am used to (picking my nose)."
Gouzi: "Oh, the military advisor is really getting better. The ridiculous business war has actually come to this."
Stranger: "Rui: I was originally going to compete with Bike, but in the end I was killed by this snowman."
Hahahahaha.
Xiao Wan: "Family members, please stop laughing. I feel like the military advisor is going to start cursing."
(End of chapter)