Chapter 240 What happened to the quick shooter? My predecessors are faster, and generations are faster!
On the barrage.
"Did the potion treat you too hard?" 》
The love brain suddenly turned into the Neptune brain.
Ha ha ha ha.
"Brother, tell us with facts, every Neptune is a dog licker at first, and they are transformed into (dog heads) over and over again."
"I have transformed (sunglasses)."
"Now I pee on my shoes. It's time to turn around, brother."
"This is a real boss."
“I turned around and peed on the face of the person in line (grin).”
You,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "Actually, within two days of meeting the second one, she asked me to go to her house for dinner.
Because I watched many live broadcasts of Military Advisor, I knew this was sending an ambiguous signal to me, but it was relatively late to see a man and a woman alone in the middle of the night. ”
Lin Feng: "Don't set the stage, buddy, just say it directly, did you go in the end?
Boy: "I went."
Lin Feng threw the pen away: "I damn sure knew you were going."
"Why?"
Lin Feng: "Because you are hungry."
The boy said with a smile: "Commander, you really guessed wrong this time. I went, but what I was afraid of was the pig-killing plate, so I ran away again in the end."
Lin Feng was delighted: "You've already become the goddamn King of the Sea, and you're still afraid of others? I'm not a buddy, but you're quite self-disciplined."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"A Self-Disciplined Sea King"
"On the self-cultivation of Neptune (Dog Head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"An excellent Aquaman (sunglasses)."
"Actually, this kind of Neptune is unhappy. To do this, you need to be a happy Neptune (slightly)."
"The showdown between the kings of the sea, whoever is sick is the king (smile)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Two days later, I went to see a movie with the first one. She was still relatively young. She was 23 years old. When I was with her, it seemed like I was just perfunctory and just having fun."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and said: "Just tell me what questions you want to ask me."
Boy: "I just want to ask. Later I went on a blind date. This one was pretty good, considering my family conditions and looks..."
Stop, stop, stop!
Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt: "Wow, is this the fucking third one?"
Boy: "Yes, my parents introduced me."
Lin Feng: "You did three in one week, you really became the goddamn Neptune!!"
Boy: "Hey, I can't help it, because my parents are also anxious, so they have been arranging it for me. This is also a blind date and it feels good. We chatted for two days."
Lin Feng: "So you want me to help you make a choice?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng said angrily: "All three are wrong."
"Why?"
The boy was puzzled.
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are obviously hungry after being released and returning to the fish pond.
You are now devoid of rationality, lack of reason, and do not understand what your own needs are.
When you return to the forest after being cheated on by someone else in your last relationship and see the colorful world all at once, you must be irrational.
Just like people should not go to the supermarket when they are very hungry, because you will definitely buy a lot of useless things.
The same is true for love, never start a relationship when you are lonely because you may meet the wrong person.
You can just imagine that when you are helpless, you will grab whatever you want instead of what you really need. ”
The boy fell into thinking.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Never start a relationship when you are lonely"
"I've realized that I have to go out and find love when I find someone." Damn you. .
Ha ha ha ha.
"Thank you, strategist, I'll break up (sunglasses) right away."
"Military Advisor: Thank you for being so tall (smile)."
Poof~
Hahaha.
"I have read this sentence before and it feels good: If you want to meet someone who makes you feel like you want to fall in love, instead of wanting to fall in love, go find someone to fall in love with."
"Yes, that's what it means."
"What does that mean?"
"Some things are inexplicable and people call them feelings."
"I met someone who wanted me to fall in love, but unfortunately I was not the person he wanted."
Damn it
Heartbroken.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Then what should I do now?"
Lin Feng: "Wait until half a year later, do you really want to understand what kind of person I am looking for? What kind of relationship am I looking for? Then you can think about relationships then."
The boy nodded.
"But military advisor, I still have a very explosive question."
Lin Feng: "What's the problem?"
Boy: "It's my ex who came to see me today."
? ?
Lin Feng: "What are we looking for you for?"
Boy: "She suddenly joined me yesterday. I agreed, and she told me that she and that guy had broken up, but she already has an angel."
Lin Feng smiled: "I want you to take over, buddy."
Boy: "Yes, I will tell her later that you have to find the man about this matter, but I don't know what the situation is with this child."
Lin Feng: "You have no fucking time to think about this stuff. It's only been half a month since you broke up with me and you found out that you have a child. This man is also a quick shooter!"
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"This man is also a quick shooter"
"How fast? (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Here, I want to popularize science with you: In fact, most boys are born to be quick shooters, because in ancient times, the living environment was harsh and ferocious beasts were rampant.
Human beings don’t even have a safe place to live. To complete the reproduction of the race, they have to do it quickly,
Because we have to face sudden attacks from various beasts, we must be fast,
Because only fast people can survive and genes can be passed on from generation to generation.
People who are very slow will have been eaten by sneak attack beasts, and their genes will be interrupted.
So those who survive are the fast ones,
And this happy gene has been inherited to this day. ”
"Hahaha, it turns out it's not me who can't do it. It's because I have pure blood and am infinitely close to my ancestor (the dog head)."
"It's not enough to just get close, you have to surpass your ancestors (sunglasses)."
"Are you trying to say that I will surpass our distant ancestors without resurrecting them?"
Ha ha ha ha.
"It turned out to be historical reasons, not mine, so I finally let it go."
"Listen, this is a positive energy speech. After listening to your speech, I can finally walk with my head up (bread dog)."
"I finally know how to explain it to my wife (raises eyebrows)."
"Yuanmou people: OK, OK, let's play like this, right? Let me carry the big pot."
Ha ha ha ha.
"This, I have violated my ancestors! (Crying to death)"
"Brother, what are you bragging about? (smile)"
Fork it out!
. . . . .
Boy: "I don't know, but that's what she told me."
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, do you really want to be a receiver?"
Boy: "No, after all, after four years of relationship, I feel a little sorry for her."
Lin Feng smiled: "Brother, if you feel sorry for me, just accept it. Anyway, they are here with gifts, so you don't need to put in any fucking effort."
Well. . .
(End of chapter)