Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Wait a minute, buddy, I see a person on the screen who keeps refreshing the screen, 'Military advisor, your relative borrowed money from you, but you are afraid that he will not pay it back, what should you do?'
Brother, please wait a moment. I will give him an answer casually. I see that he keeps asking on the public screen, and I feel quite anxious. ”
Boy: "Okay."
Lin Feng said to the screen: "I don't know if this is a brother or a sister. Judging from the ID, it should be a sister.
Sister,
A relative asks you to borrow money. What should you do if you don’t want to borrow it?
Well, generally we can divide it into two situations.
First, if your relative hasn’t opened his mouth yet, but you have a hunch that the relative may want to ask you to borrow money, then you should ask him to borrow money first.
Generally, if he doesn't have money and he doesn't lend it to you, then it will be difficult for him to ask you to borrow money in the future.
Even if he opens his mouth shamelessly, you still have a reason to reject him.
Because he asked you to borrow it last time and he didn’t lend it to you. Isn’t that what favors are all about
Right?
Second, if the other party doesn’t borrow much, one to two thousand yuan, or several thousand yuan, then you can borrow it.
After all, relatives are not colleagues and friends, and they do not get along after only one or two years.
If you have money, just borrow some, because relatives still need to protect each other, and it doesn't hurt to borrow a little occasionally.
If the other party really can't get enough, then we're not afraid.
A few thousand dollars is not a lot of money.
You just go to other people's houses to eat and drink, and you'll earn back over time.
Like most families during the Chinese New Year, they have all kinds of specialties, such as local chicken, ribs, fish, and meat.
Including if a relative’s puppy gives birth, you can bring one back.
Don't ask for thousands of dollars. If you ask for it, it's hurtful. It seems like you are in short supply of the money.
Then just go to someone else's house and eat home-cooked food, and you'll pay for the food.
If you have nothing to do, just go shopping and have a meal,
For example, on weekends, if you don’t want to cook at home, if you have children, you can take them to have a meal too.
After eating, open the trunk of the car and take some of the local eggs and vegetables you grow at home,
He owes you money, so he is embarrassed to say it.
But when you take it away, you also need to be nicer on your lips,
You said that the vegetables grown by our family are delicious and can be bought in the market. Those in the market are all ripened,
Look how beautiful these tomatoes are and how juicy these cucumbers are.
Right, when we load it into the trunk, if we talk nicely, they can help you pack more.
Wouldn’t it be a good idea to get a few thousand dollars back?
Right, sister?
You talk about favors, isn't that all there is to it?
It’s not like our relatives have only been together for a year, they need to be together for decades.
As long as you don't leave, I will come to your house to eat.
I got back thousands of dollars sooner or later.
People have to know how to live,
These are all practical things, I don’t teach ordinary people.
I see that many of you don’t understand life, and often don’t understand relationships,
In fact, that's all.
Relatives are not friends, and it’s not a matter of one or two years. Anyway, you borrowed my money and if you don’t pay it back, I will come to your house for a meal and some food. How can you have the nerve to refuse?
Sorry to refuse.
I remember I had a cousin who lent me some money.
Not even yet.
There were children at home at that time, and they started to eat complementary foods when they got older,
I see that he doesn’t drink much milk powder anymore, and there are still two unopened cans, which are about to expire.
I took it back and drank it,
Because I usually drink milk, so you say that milk powder for children is still highly nutritious,
It just so happened that the child stopped drinking. One can of milk powder cost a few hundred yuan, so two cans also paid off a little bit.
Including later, my aunt also made that nougat, which is that kind of dessert,
I put it in bags directly without being polite to them at all.
Have you learned it, sister? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"As long as you don't leave, I will come to your house to eat"
“Not only eat but also take (the dog head).”
Ha ha ha ha.
“I won’t even spare the milk powder for children (cover my face).”
"It's still damn near expiring (grin)."
"This guy really doesn't suffer at all."
"Haha, I even hugged a puppy (laughing to death)."
Military Advisor: Sister, have you learned some common sense in life?
Sister: I want face (smile)
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "I'm sorry to waste some time, buddy, let's talk about your problem."
Boy: "I am 25 this year, and my girlfriend and I broke up."
Lin Feng: "How long have you been together?"
Boy: "It's been almost a year."
Lin Feng: "How did we meet?
Boy: "Introduced by a friend."
Lin Feng: "Is it a different place?"
Boy: "No, they are from the same place."
Lin Feng; "So what was the reason for the breakup?"
Boy: "I said very hurtful things to her."
Lin Feng: "What are you talking about?"
"...I said... We were in bed before we were together. Why are you pretending to be reserved when you say this to me now?"
? ?
Lin Feng stared at the camera with a lively look on his face, knocked on the blackboard and said: "There's nothing to say, damn it, buddy."
Boy: "Is there no room left?"
Lin Feng: "No, because the other party will think you are playing with her, and her self-esteem will definitely be ignited, and she must prove herself by leaving you."
Boy: "Where do I apologize?"
Lin Feng smiled: "If an apology is useful, what else do you need from Uncle Hat?"
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Are you at home?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Are you wearing slippers now?"
"Yes, I'm wearing it."
Lin Feng: "You can call an errand boy tomorrow morning and give him your two pairs of slippers."
? ?
The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng: "If there is still a possibility for you in the future, I think you need to make amends for your words,
After waiting for the other party to sign the contract and do the errands,
Just tell the other person that you can slap my face with this slipper until you forgive me.
As for the slippers, just let her smoke them. ”
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Otherwise, how can I forgive you? Brother, after you say this, any girl with a little self-esteem will not be with you anymore.
You must understand that your words have caused trauma to the other person's heart.
It must be filled by the other party hurting you.
The only way is to slap you in the mouth with a slipper.
Just say "snap", I said this wrongly, I shouldn't have said it,
It was just because I was angry, and then my brain got hot. Now I realize my mistake,
Come and slap your mouth until you feel relieved.
You see, many sisters on the public screen called you a scumbag and refused to let me teach you.
What you said caused public outrage, buddy. ”
Boy: "But I was also driven to Hongwen by her words at that time."
Lin Feng; "What did the other party say to call you Hong Wen?"
Boy: "We had been quarreling before, and she wouldn't let me touch her. After we reconciled, I gave her hints,
As a result, she said that we could go out to have a meal or watch a movie together on the weekend.
I will. . . ”
? ?
Just because of this?
Lin Feng: "You damn deserve it. You wanted to ask someone out for a room, but they didn't agree, so you just said something harsh.
Brother, you are so angry after not having anything to eat.
Forget it,
Uphold the original verdict, die Xing! ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Upholding the Original Judgment"
"Jimei ladies, what should I do if my boyfriend says something disrespectful to women? Listen to me and kill him directly (smile)."
"One point for the murder team! (Dog Head)"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Remember, people don't suddenly rot (grin)."
"It's just that you suddenly discovered it (cry to death)."
"Really, those who love you will never say anything that makes you uncomfortable (refill)."
"Summary: Choosing a boyfriend should be the same as choosing a aunt's towel, clean, hygienic and comfortable."
Insightful!
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are breaking the law!"
There's no point in slapping your mouth now,
The package is broken up.
Boy: "I know. In fact, we broke up two months ago, and I have no intention of taking it back."
? ?
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, are you kidding me?"
I don’t intend to save it,
What are you doing here?
Boy: "Actually... I met a girl later, and this girl is a little different."
Lin Feng: "What's different?" Boy: "She's already married, but I kind of like her now."
Awesome, man.
Lin Feng: "Tell me how you met?"
"We met at her house."
? ?
Lin Feng: "We met at her house?"
"Yes!"
Lin Feng: "Her and her husband's house?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Then what have you done?"
"Ah!"
Lin Feng: "What are you doing? Did you do it or not?"
"Actually... I have met this woman many times, but this is the first time I have met her husband."
Lin Feng: "At her home too?"
"Yes!"
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows and his expression was particularly exciting: "Brother, how did you introduce yourself to your husband?
Is that right? .
Hey!
My surname is Wang,
Don't be crazy,
I live next door,
My surname is Wang,
Don’t panic when things happen and I won’t be busy either. Lao Wang is respected by thousands of people.
My surname is Wang,
Remember your chest,
I have held the sword, I have fought against a pack of wolves,
Three horizontal and one vertical,
I am strong,
The world calls me the king of society! ”
Lin Feng's impromptu shouting of "Mai" made the boy stunned.
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Lao Wang, admired by thousands of people", "Three horizontal and one vertical", "I am strong"
"Old Wang next door is certainly strong (dog head)."
"One song after another,
My surname is Wang,
Everyone says I’m crazy,
My next door neighbor is on my guard,
Just won’t let me help,
The windows are all walled up (sunglasses). ”
"Your surname is Wang, I don't have any surname anymore (grin)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"I'll take one too,
My surname is Wang,
Walking to Beimang,
I have let go of cattle and sheep,
I worshiped the Fox Fairy and also worshiped Xiaoqiang,
My surname is Wang,
Very rampant,
I beat my father and scolded my mother,
I'm the best at bullying children (dog head). ”
"It's so embarrassing that I want to take my mother's last name (face covering)."
"Nonsense, how domineering (dog head)."
"My surname is Wang. I feel so embarrassed that I want to die (grin)."
"Fortunately, my last name is Wang (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "I didn't say anything. Her wife said I was cleaning up the house for her."
Lin Feng: "Housekeeping?"
"Yes!"
Lin Feng was overjoyed: "You laughed me to death, man, the housekeeping has been put on the bed. Can her husband believe it?"
Boy: "Her husband believed it."
Lin Feng's mouth twitched: "Niubi!"
Boy: "Because her husband is basically not at home. He comes back at most once a month, and he only stays for two or three days at most."
Lin Feng: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense and get straight to the point. What questions do you want to ask me?"
Boy: "The problem is that I like her, but I don't know how to maintain our relationship in the future?"
maintain?
What does it mean?
Lin Feng: "Brother, you don't want to marry someone else's wife, do you?"
"I really thought about it!"
Lin Feng laughed and said: "Then you can only have a decisive battle with his husband."
Boy: "Let's have a fight, hahaha."
Lin Feng stared at the camera like an idiot: "A fight? I'm afraid you have to let her husband kill her."
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha let her husband kill her!!"
"What a fresh vocabulary, hahaha."
"Beyond the mountains, there are green mountains and towers outside, and a knife to relieve sorrow (smile)."
"Summary: If you really can't sleep with other people's wives, you will lose your life (dog head)."
"Oh, it's not easy to be a high-ranking official in Ximen. You should all restrain yourself. Isn't it just that? It will be over if you endure it. If it doesn't work, we can make enough food and clothing ourselves."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Actually, I'm embarrassed to say some things."
Lin Feng smiled: "You have said everything that should be said and shouldn't be said. Why are you embarrassed? Why are you so embarrassed all of a sudden?"
Boy: "This is a girl. Her hobbies are a bit special. She likes to beat people when it comes to X behavior."
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: "How did you beat me? Did you hang up and beat you? Then you didn't run away, which means you also have a special hobby and you like to be beaten."
Boy: “I can accept it, but I don’t particularly like it.”
Lin Feng: "Why can I accept it if I don't like it?"
Boy: "It just feels exciting."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "That's great. When her husband chases you three streets with a knife and asks you if stabbing her is exciting, remember to answer like this."
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Holding a knife to question the third party: Is stabbing exciting"
"That's so exciting (face covering)."
"It probably scares the shit out of you (haha)."
"The military adviser is reminding us: we must exercise long-distance running on a daily basis. It can save lives (dog heads) at critical moments."
"You're not a good guy, are you? (grin)."
"Don't touch a married woman, she is a man's face. Don't touch a married man, he is a woman's rest of her life. This is the basic bottom line of being a human being."
Well said!
. . . . . . .
Boy: "I want to ask, can a relationship like ours last for a long time in the future?"
wow!
Lin Feng frowned: "Brother, are you a bit indifferent to me? I've told you this and you still don't understand. You have to force me to switch states, right?"
OK!
Satisfy you!
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, the military advisor is about to draw his sword!"
"It's been a long time since I've encountered something weird like this. I was just wondering why the military advisor didn't scold him (laughing)."
"The military advisor originally wanted to give him a chance to run away on his own, but it turns out that this kid doesn't care about his appearance (haha)."
"Come on, military advisor, kill him!"
"Scold me hard!"
. . . . . .
Lin Feng sat up straight and shook his neck,
This person just opened his mouth and was ready to spray.
Yu Huanshui looked over, pointed at the camera and opened fire:
"What's going on, little brother, you don't think that we just sit in the live broadcast room and do such immoral things, do you?
Do you see the word "lack of heart" written on our faces?
The military advisor reminded you several times to get out, but you still licked your face and didn't ask.
What are you asking?
Can you and that girl get along for a long time?
Is it useful for you to ask us this question?
This question depends on when her husband finds out.
Once her husband finds out.
At that time, it’s not like you two can’t get along for a long time, you two can sleep together for a long time.
Do you know where to sleep?
Not on the bed,
It's under the bed, in the closet, in the suitcase, in the sewer, in the funeral home, in the crematorium. . .
Don’t you like to sleep?
Let you get enough fucking sleep at once! ”
Brother Shui's mouth seems to be open at double speed,
Not only Lin Feng was dumbfounded, but all the brothers on the public screen were also dumbfounded.
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Damn it! !
Damn it! ! !
"Brother Shui's mouth is like a control tool."
"The military advisor's scolding is so reasonable and well-founded that it is impossible to argue with it. Brother Shui opens his mouth and I just want to scold you without any reason (laughing to death)."
"Obviously I was just cursing on the street, why did I see the crime scene (haha)."
"How did he speak so fast and with such clear logic? Every sentence made me laugh (haha)."
"Really, with this level of fluency, I really want to learn (face covering)."
"I work in customer service. It's no exaggeration. As soon as Brother Shui opened his mouth, I knew it was over (smile)."
“It turns out that customer service is also afraid of this haha!”
Brother Shui is awesome!
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)